I curse you with your LEAST favorite touhou girl falling madly in love and being insanely obsessed with you.She likes ya and wants ya. You can do this the easy way or hard way!
Please just kill me
>>51297132I don't think id be able to escape Seiga
That's rather fascinating, as my hatred of Kaguya stems from a deep jealousy
>>51297132Yeah? Which one, smart guy?
a lot of people getting stalked by yamanbas
>>51297132Patcholi.I will murder her or die trying.Closest thing to a true slob girl that touhou has.
>>51297132What happens to my favorite?
>>51297132Let’s see how much she loves me when I reveal to the human villagers the true nature of their false paradise and the art of giving up your humanity
>>51297482All.Enjoy your new harem.
>>51297132i fucking hate H*sami, yet, I barely bothered to even know anything about this piece of shit character so I have no idea how it will be.
>>51298206Amazing. I have a harem of Sumireko and Yuuma. Well Sumi is at least good for hate fuck if nothing else
>>51298417Anon, you're gonna get your prostate psychically stimulated (she's not touching it so it's not gay) until you're reduced to a gibbering mess from pleasure. You're not going to be the one in control.
>>51298464Psykers can't touch you if you look them in the eye and firmly say "THE EMPRAH PROTECTS!"
Realistically, I don't know how this would happen, since we're kind of polar opposites. I'm a lazy, weak coward, practically everything an oni should hate, and I don't like Suika either. When she's all bubbly and drunk, i'd find it exhausting, and when she's serious, I find her borderline despicable. I can only really see things going two ways. Either she's somehow compelled by this embodiment of everything she despises and she becomes a clingy coach/lover that makes my life hell until I die from exercise or sake, or it's pure physical attraction, in which I assume i'm just getting kidnapped and raped, despite that not being her style.
>>51298470Stop it, anon! Your chuunibyou's only making her even more wet!
>>51297382I take it back, I also don't like Sumireko more
