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OtonaJP a shit. Order from them at your own risk. OtonaJP has rebranded as Naughty-nippon in the EU and should also be avoided. Don't say we didn't warn you. Why?
Poor customer service, inconsistent inventory, bait-and-switch "availability estimates" and markups on cheap toys you can get elsewhere. In short, it's a gamble. Do not even CONSIDER paying via bank transfer.

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Dedicated sex doll thread >>>/jp//dol/

Previous thread: >>51290910
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I've never understood how people do kegels at work.
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Anyone used an onawasher before?
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>Dedicated sex doll thread >>>/jp//dol/
Really just a p*do and animal fucker general is what it is. Such a disappointment.
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Phimosis bros. What's the best softness level to feel anything?
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Just tried the Heavens Fall Nine Ex-Hard.
I thought it would be meh looking at its internal design, but HO-LEE.
This was my first rail-type ona, and wow does she grip! This one is a suction machine, and if you squeeze the air out just right she sucks hard enough to stay attached to your member, hands-free! And the stimulation... I'm circumcised but it felt AMAZING. Somehow felt new sensations with every thrust despite the simplistic interior. Her ridges clamp around your dick and refuse to let go. She truly is a dick bully and will wring every last drop out of you. If you're a ride or die kind of guy, then look no further.
Even now I'm basking in the afterglow...
10/10
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>>51343190
>Really just a p*do and animal fucker general
Says the guy in the simulated loli vagina thread
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>living room
ISHYGDDT
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>>51343190
>>51343290
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>>51342910
I flex my penis waiting in line at the store
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thoughts on feralized?
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>>51343403
I don't feel anything unless I'm already hard.
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>>51344237
what's that
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Is daimaoh down for you guys too?
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So uh I tried flexing my penis like some suggested in the older thread. The base of my shaft has been hurting for a week now. Is that normal?
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>>51345294
I feel all sorts of uncomfortable shit, just stay hydrated and keep at it and it'll heal. Like any workout.
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I still like the aliexpress fleshlight
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How come I never see much talk about sensbody onas here? Do they suck?
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Hello frens, I'm currently in the process of ordering a doll from hanidoll and being outside of the EU, it's a bit complicated.
My contact at hanidoll says they will need my recipient tax number to facilitate customs clearance.
Has anyone else experienced this?
Can such a number be misused in any way?
Otherwise I'll get it shipped over the weekend.
Thanks in advance, fellow coomers
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>>51347869
They're supposed to be modeled off real vaginas which is neat but the tunnels are way too short to be worth the price
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>>51348414
kinda sucks adult woman onaholes are shallower and more constrictive than actual loli pussy
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>the amazon hip stockpile ive been eying got wiped out
fuck me
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its all gone
even the furry shit
ive been saving
FOR NOTHING
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>>51349193
most of those hip listings were gone in a week or 2 even before the recent holocaust breh
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>>51348657
How do you know that?
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>>51349446
How do you not?
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>>51349193
Why do they hate the lonely BUT responsible men so much? ;-;
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>>51349527
>>51349193
Onahips are starting to pop back on Amazon. There's some decent listings around $50. Could buy one now and hope the $20s come back later.
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>>51342910
Do kegels really do anything.
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>>51349817
no
its snakeoil until i see some studies
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Actually ruined an ona, it didnt rip despite hard fucking over months multiple times a day
>had ass and pussy channel, ripped into one at some point
>most of the nubs inside have been ripped off, sometimes pieces of rubber came out after washing
>feels very loose compared to new
Its a bit sad
I still fuck it because it still feels OK, but its a shadow of its former self
Im lucky i have a big dick because with a small dick it would be unusable now
I wonder if this happens to girls after pushing out kids...
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>>51349841
you're now a father of an exploded pussy, anon congrats
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>>51349817
>>51349839
yes, training the pelvic floor muscle does something.
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How can I tell when an onahole is getting loose/losing its suction or tightness? I have had an onahole for a little over a year now and I am wondering when it could be time to replace it. No mold or any rips or tears yet thankfully.
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>>51350025
If you hand feels better, it's time.
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>>51350025
Just keep using it until it falls apart
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>>51350053
My hands have always felt better honestly
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>>51343149
For what purpose?
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>>51349629
>>51349527
>>51349348
I wouldn't be as upset if it was just the hips. They're also dolls and holes that also went missing. And they weren't out of stock they just disappeared seller and everything. There was one I was like a hundred pounds 100 bucks and I was like that that's a crazy rate right? I came back it was gone couldn't believe it
Everything happened semi recently swear
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>>51351067
First time using amazon? Sellers get banned for screwing with amazon's pages and pages of rules all the time. Chang will be back under a new name soon (two weeks).
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>>51350025
It gets more suction as you stretch out the hole actually. At least on an onahip. More room for vacuum to accumulate and it gets more noisy.
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>>51347068
Hard case onas are #1 in suction, just make the exhaust hole larger and put a latex glove on it.
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>vaccuglide guys putting out a mini penis pump that still doubles as a stroker
Thoughts?
https://autoblow.com/product/vacupump/
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>>51351164
Good way to get your penis de-gloved.
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>>51351164
It's pointless, fleshlights are already penis pumps by design. Better to spend it on a SR6 if you want autostroking. Or connect it to a vacuum cleaner and drill another exhaust hole. Every electronic product is overpriced and kinda shit compared to DIY.
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Suction is nice but it's not a cheat to get out of pelvic floor strengthening. In fact you should flex your penis while using a suction device.
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>>51351184
>yeah bro just stick your dick in this robotics 101 project with an IP rating of "no"
do diypoors really
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>>51351205
Versus a $200+ underpowered plastic venture capital product that breaks and gets discontinued when the new model comes out the second the 1 year warranty expires. Autoblow is practically a scam. That SR6 will run funscripts and pull your dick out of your crotch for decades. It's ugly but it works.
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>>51349987
fucking loose pussy has made my erections harder to compensate
You can train your penis
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>>51351277
I honestly love loose pussy. You can feel everything clearly. More suction. Better for angling. TPE only gets better the more you use it until it breaks and you do it all over again with a new one, just like a real woman
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silicone chads, we lost
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The amount of cope in this thread is staggering.
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tfw this thread talking about ruining cunny onahips is what got amazon to go full unit 731
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I hate jews so fucking much it's unreal.
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>>51351334
All you.
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>>51349817
They clearly do.
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I got too cocky about the amazon onahips, bros. I forgot we're hacker terrorists. I forgot our tax dollars go into reading this site.
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>>51351412
they are slowly coming back
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>>51351429
I doubt the cunny hips will come back. We'll see if American women allow it.
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>>51351433
this brand just dropped a bunch of hips some that are borderline what most are looking for. im still on the fence about this demon one cause it looks small
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>>51351164
From what I've seen this thing is much slower at best, it's just high pressure. And it's also noisier.

I don't hate the idea, I just don't think it's worth it if you aren't one of those retards into jelqing who think it'll get you gainz. Slow speeds are fun with the vacuglide, but you want to bump it up to 50% or more to cum, and this thing doesn't even go that high.
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>>51351445
Link? If its around 3kg its good enough for me. That is the perfect size for a loli succubutt anyways
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I had a bunch of onas I was interested in and bought them over a few months, even tried a hip but now I've run out of stuff to buy and miss the feeling of anticipation after buying an ona
Is this what they call an addiction?
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>>51352312
I just call it being a goycattle amercian.
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>>51352415
I'm not even amercian
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>>51352312
You're bored and chasing a dragon that left a long time ago
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nice
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>>51352312
same. I bought my first ona around 5 months ago, now i'm up to 5 onaholes and still have more on my list that I want. I look up onas in my free time and want to use them so badly when I am not. I have a minidoll and want a second one already. I'm pretty addicted
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I'm not addicted to buying, but I got 6 onahips and the 60lb ass. I'm definitely addicted to cumming and improving my skill. I'm working on surviving the 10.35lb onahip, it's extremely soft and bouncy and the texture is fleshlight super ribbed. My kryptonite. I can't last even half what I usually do and it's been an interesting challenge.
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>>51352523
I've gotten down to 5 that I really like, and I can't even buy anything new because I can't imagine them feeling better than what I have. Onas are also way more convenient to use and cheaper so I can't go on a shopping spree for hips.
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>>51352559
Also that onahip is getting looser and it's starting to feel crazy. Absolute steal for $20
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>>51352312
>Is this what they call an addiction?
yeah.
youre still good but when you start wanting to explore other forms of stimulation then it gets dangerous
sex toys are my hobby now, hell i want to work in the toy industry too i truly believe its my destiny
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any decent fuckable tits?
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Looking to try an onahip and hopefully not break the bank doing it. Currently have Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo and the g-19 reality. Guess I’m looking at Two Hole Extreme Pleasure Hip Akari Mitani but not really sure what to start looking at in regards to hips. Since I’m just asking questions and it’s in the guide, is there a way to proxy order from hotpowers or do they ship international?
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>>51351913
https://a.co/d/09Et0UOy
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>>51353419
thats pricier than I expected. I remember seeing a 3kg amazon onahip for like $40, but not sure on its quality and softness so I never got it.
Looks like this specific amazon seller is selling Dr Yuu onaholes
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just bought a 7.5kg onahip from amazon
Hope it will be worth it
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Hi. I need an onahip recommendation. I want it to have some leg, around 1/4 or 1/3 of the total thigh length. I've seen dolls without any leg portionand they look weird, and even weirder with clothes on (so I can put bike shorts on it). Even better if the partial legs are articulated, so I can reposition them.

I have looked at full dolls and, while the prices are amazing, I am not ready for that commitment. Please, tell me if there are any onahips that fulfil my requirements. Thank you.
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Black Friday sales are rolling out on TD, what are you getting?
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>>51354603
Meh. Nothing really catches my eye. Not even the doorbuster deals. Might just stock up on lube.
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fuckkk i love bottoming out in a large ona
going balls deep and bumping the wall every thrust
i came so much i felt it slosh against the wall
large heavy onas are the best
cant wait for my hip hope the holes are deep enough for me
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>check Ammy Zoon for the torsos and hips
>still ground zero
Please, just give me back my friends. I'll never make fun of the Chinese ever again.
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>>51354139
Should be unless you are gay. In which case they also have futahips.
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>>51355008
Everyone participating in a thread about male masturbation tools is gay.
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>>51355026
Nice, imagine the smell!
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>>51355008
im bi
id fuck a feminine dude
infact im sexting a femboy rn
more like prison gay tho
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>>51349202
What happen
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>>51355124
jews
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>>51355128
I look into it more and one of the people that doing this is this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Roper

Caitlin Roper is an Australian feminist activist.[1][2] She has campaigned against the depiction of violence against women in video games and music,[2][3] and argued for the prohibition of sex dolls.[4] Roper has also advocated against pornography and criticized the sex-positive views of the topic.[5]

Roper is the campaign manager of Collective Shout[1] and author of Sex Dolls, Robots and Woman Hating: The Case for Resistance (2022).[6][7][5]
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>>51355075
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>>51355132
lmao, as if feminists have any actual power
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>>51355135
yeah but what if the ass is round and nice?
what now huh?
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>>51355244
That just means you're a booty warrior.
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any amazon TPE tit recommendations?
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What's a good, soft material to use for the hands free pillow method? Currently using a blanket but those vary in texture and softness. Would some memory foam pillows be good?
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>>51355132
>a feminazi bitch that hates men wants anything that allows men to ignore women to be banned
But of course.
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>>51355141
Unfortunately the organization she represents does. They are the reason I have to go through hoops when buying stuff on dlsite. If you go to their website you can see they are actively targeting Amazon right now over sex dolls.
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>>51353437
I bought it cause my fleshlights arent doing it for me anymore, i'll let you know if its worth it cause it should get to me today
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>>51355873
>Unfortunately the organization she represents does
and why is that? that's right, jews
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>>51349527
Women think men, besides Chad Thundercock, don't deserve anything.
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>>51355883
I can't tell if you're making a joke or trying to divert attention away from the fact that women are making society shit.
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>>51355896
>women are making society shit
and why can they do that? jews
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>>51355414
>dual hole design
That's 2x the lube and 2x the work of cleaning/drying.
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Bought an onahole I previously had, many years ago. I can't fit into it, even though I did the first time I had it.
Did my PP grow? I was already around 25 when I first had it.
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>>51356042
Has anyone tried one of those climax horse hips? Are they any good?
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>>51356042
Either pp grew or your ona shrunk.
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I really hope onaholes aren't that good otherwise it means I wasted my best, maybe only, years handfapping
by the time I could get an onahole my dick will probably not work anymore
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>>51356042
Onas shrink over time
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>I hope sex is a meme, bros
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breaking in a hole with a cervix in the tunnel and hearing an internal pop every thrust is biblical
no homo
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Am I retarded for buying onaholes and hips when I already have a sex doll? Sometimes I can't be assed to take her out of hiding after a long day
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>>51357397
I got a hip and found it more inconvenient to use than my onas.
>Sometimes I can't be assed to take her out
Yeah, that's why you have smaller toys
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>>51356818
Bro literally just go buy one
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Saw I could get same day shipping from Amazon and picked up 'Divine Episode Date with That Girl from the Library' from Mousou Toys. It looked good since it had warts, rails and a little uterus, and was slightly hard. Big fucking mistake, the tunnel is short and the back is thin, and it's a matter of time before my dicklet ass breaks through it.
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>>51357425
looks like ai
did you not check the length?
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>>51357343
What's homo? Our daddies told us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
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>>51354289
Bump. I need your advice.
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>>51356802
>>51356961
The first ona I had I already threw away because it broke. I bought the same one, new. Unless you guys mean it can shrink, even then.
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Are Tamatoys and Toysheart worth?
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got the riley reid bj fleshlight. it's very soft but the material is different than the ones I got from motsutoys. not more firm or soft, it feels like a different material, maybe it's just high quality TPE.
it feels very realistic. the lips and tongue are such a fucking turn on.
it's not as intense as the nezuko but there's a lot more succ going on with the cap on and the final nut was unbelievable. how? it feels very relaxed and I thought I'd take forever to cum but my soul left my body for a second
the only disappointment is that eveyone says it makes a lot of sloppy gagging sounds but it was extremely quiet for me, cap on or cap off made no difference. the only sound it made was a big mouth pop when I took it off my dick. it made me smile
good toy
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what are some good meiki series onaholes to grab off this toy demon sale?
I have 13 14 AIKA and 1 i was thinking about grabbin 2 new ones with ZXY or just a minihip
speaking of is the minihip worth it?
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>>51360949
2nd gen tsukasa aoi
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>>51360961
outta stock any other reccs?
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>>51360974
i'd recommend it over the zxy, i tried that as my 1st ona and it was disappointing, tsukasa aoi's much better
not meiki but i'd recommend the g-19 reality, it's the best out of the 25+ onas i've used
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>>51360980
it's only 30 bucks ill grab it. thanks for the recc. still need to find an npg to snag
i thought ZXY was gonna be overrated compared to like 13 i wanna grab more 3 layers but 14 taught me that the 2 hole shit is a scam and the anal channel is very non-stimulating
i wish the reviews on toy demon were more fucking helpful but every dude on it is a dopamine deprived cum brain that can't put into words why one is good beyond "it made me cum" or "it was my first! i loved it!"
or they think describing the onahole akin to a lost teenage love is a review.
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>>51360989
unfortunately that's how 99% of normalfags treat onaholes
>used it once, felt great, but then regret kicked in and threw it away
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>>51360375
I've always had the strongest cooms from fleshlights, the suction and edging on the texture's choke point keeps me hard as steel. Onahips on the other hand feel almost too good and it's more consistent to orgasm at full power.
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>>51351205
you're already halfway to picrel and you're worrying about how sleek your autofap device looks. just take the plunge instead of lying to yourself. it's not like you're lying to anyone else
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Just got my first masturbator but I guess my dick is too thick and I'm having issues inserting it in
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>>51361570
>lying on the internet!
Wow and apparently, I had sex with Angela White!

She'll have sex with anyone anyway because she's a turbo slut!
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>>51361776
>"People can't have bigger dicks than me"
fuck off tranny, go back to preddit
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>>51361779
>being this dumb and butt hurt!
You're just jealous because I had sex with Angela White AKA The Queen Of Porn!

>tranny
Nope! I'm just a white chad!

>preddit
Nope! I'm a prestigious patrician!
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>>51361563
Nice, I browse >>>/g/ too.
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cheap onahips are xi jinping's gift to big dicks
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we already lost the war against china, I have no reason to look at a foid again
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These arrived, minus the lube which i think they forgot to ship.
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>>51355880

I for one, am assuming you've been cooming wildly in it for the past 3 days since you never did reply to that guy
based
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I see there's a decent amount of NPG on the toydemon black Friday sale. So far got my eye on Eiyo no Meiki 2 Mori Hinako and Meiki no Syoumei 14 Koyoi Konan. Those any good? Or which should I get?
>Inb4 ZXY
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Bought this on a whim and it is honestly not bad. The teeth are fine, not as hard-feeling as Mouth of Truth which can be a good thing. The top looks kind of weird when you're sliding your dick in and out but there is kind of a pop effect that feels nice
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do we recommend mixing our own lube with powder?
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>>51364442
why would you do that
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>>51364442
it's a living.
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>need to toss out my onahole collection and a doll
>dont want to
Why isn't there a rescue ranch for onaholes to retire in like dogs or cats
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> Decide to order a onahip for the first time
> Decide to not jerk it until it arrives so the first time with it will be great
> Place my order
> Order gets stuck in "Processing" for 6 days straight
> Nearly bursting already, constantly fighting the urge
> Finally, finally, order moves into "Shipped" state
> Surely, UPS will pick up the package at end of business day, right?
> Order stays in "Shipped" state with UPS saying they haven't received it yet, for 3 days
> Finally, finally, UPS says they have the package
> Nearly dying at this point
> The warehouse it was shipped from is only a day's drive from my house, so surely it'll only take 2 or maybe 3 days to get delivered, right?
> UPS says 4 days estimated delivery time
> MFW unexpectedly doing half of a no nut november waiting for this thing to show up
> Still don't know if I can make it all the way until delivery, dying. Will last 3 pumps when it finally arrives
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>>51366269
at least you'll have a pretty good cum
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>>51366269
nah that cum is ruined, like the shooting ropes kind of dump after the first thrust
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>>51364442
gunpowder, anon, go for the BANG
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>>51364458
>>51364657
>>51366491
i think i had a stroke when writing this
i meant to ask, if powdered lube that you have to hydrate yourself is a good investment or if i should stick to bottles
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>>51366617
yeah xlube is apparently pretty good
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>get lube and an ona
>shipping costs nearly 3 times as much
what the actual fuck
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>>51366707
Try not living in a 3rd world country with worthless money.
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>>51366713
if i wasn't living here i probably wouldn't be able to afford all these onas
they're using fedex international priority and shipping it from fucking japan so that's probably why it's so costly
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chinese plastic, amazon warehouse :(
chinese plastic, japan fedex :O
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New to this does toydemon only use paypal? Im banned from using paypal. I spent 8 hours finding exactly what i wanted too.
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>>51366848
Bodied that freak.
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>>51366897
Ask AI how to get around a paypal ban. Holy shit it's current year not the 90s anymore grandpa.
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>>51361549
This was the best tpe toy for me so far bros I can't see the fleshlight hate.
I should try La Bocca Supreme Romanticism but I can't find it at a non retarded price in my region and the channel is 16cm. I'd have to stretch the fuck out of it in and I'm not sure if it's worth it. Regular Bocca is even shorter.
The fleshlight's lips are so fucking hot and the material makes them feel like real. Sometimes I take it out just to look at that slut mouth.
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>>51366617
Xlube is king
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>>51366897
Do you not have a credit card?
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>>51349446
You see Anonymous, ....
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>>51366269
Unless you live an estrogen-rich diet, it only takes 2-3 days to fully recharge your Mega Buster. What you should've been doing was getting some zinc and other supplements into you that entire time.
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>>51368298
>2-3 days
should be required trvegooner to post itt
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>>51366269
also I have to say the other guy is right and doing nofap is pointless, especially for onahips where less sensitivity helps. the benefit of onahips is your right arm doesn't get tired so you can sustain more faps a day. just like having a gf
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Bedeviled egg! Adversary of Logos, repugnant perverter of thought, word, and basic human decency -- Can you not see that your immature and cowardly flight from yourself, your accursed "anonymity" threatens to sever the very fabric of our tenuous modern milieu? You, hyperbolic hatemonger, are manifesting malignity appropriate only for an endtime. Bloody hell, that is where we are headed. The apocalypse! You, malignant rat, externalize your extreme unmedicated psychopathic dark tetrad Machiavellian narcissism and it's we, the pro-social open majority who pay the price. Do you have the vaguest comprehension what wrath will be wrought when you wretched anti-Semitical werewolves have your way with the blessed, supple virgin that is our hard-won democracy?! Black wizard of hopeless folly, pusillanimous pipsqueak of perfidy and prejudice, idiot ideologue of Dunning-Kruger-deranged moral "superiority" -- I straighten my back and take my meds in bitter, eternal opposition to you and your bloody kind! And mark my words, if there is a just God, you and your Holocaust-denying co-specials WILL go to Hell. You feculent miasma of hate-regurgitating Machiavellian weasels, go and find some other site to sully! May you be devoured by The Archetypal Dragon and may I ever be rid of you interminably abominable, shadow-possessed, snake-tongued TROLLS!
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>>51368298
>2-3 days
Impossible
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>>51366269
Well, it finally came, and so did I. The 6kg ereshkigal cherry soft. Didn't really know what to expect but it seems both bigger and smaller than what I expected at the same time.

The weight and jigglyness is insane though, as you bang it it moves forward then recoils back into you and you can get the perfect rhythm going. Went full out on it and it felt and reacted pretty real. Not sure a smaller onahip could have done the same things.

Cleaning and storing it definitely seems like a pita though.
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PCs are too expensive now, so I might blow my budget here instead. What can I get if I have $1,000 to spend?
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I flexed my penis and washed my onaholes as Jordan Peterson would have wanted.
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>>51368920
Get a $20 6lb amazon onahip.
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>>51361874
>>51361776
>Angela White
Just looked her up. She's fat. What's the appeal?
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>>51368935
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>>51368922
"Once a week, the tank is filled; twice a day, it comes out gray"
(it doesn't but it rhymes)
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got a cheval from American Meat, unsure on the internals but its insanely tight, fucking its ass feels like its trying to push me out, its pussy is insanely grippy and the lube kind of gets pulled off my shaft from the grip.

Biggest complaint is that its too tight. i can cum balls deep in it but its not until i pull out when a rope gets shot inside of it. Its also difficult to push in due to the lack of labia, but astrella has labia, so ill probably get her next
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Penis: Flexed
Onaholes: Washed
Foreskin: Got under
Room: Still a mess

Jordan Peterson senpai I kneel.
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>>51369119
I'm happy for you that your boyfriend said you passed penis inspection day.
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So what's the best sites for ordering in the US? Just toydemon?
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>>51359679
I've had one (Toys Heart), it was pretty good. No idea what your standards are though so can't say for sure if you'll find them okay.
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feels like I won the onahip lottery now, I can't afford to fuck up on cleaning and drying some of them. the one with the super ribbed texture may as well be one of a kind
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>>51370978
which one
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how is the Student President's Secret Extracurricular Class?
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>>51370988
noname amazon chinkshit, niggas have it good in china.
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the ribs are overstimulating to the point that you have to mastermind the correct speed and constantly stop and continue until you finally get that one buildup that's worth cumming on. idk if I can get that same effect on another texture. might switch back
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>>51371433
That's a good thing, right? Mandatory edging. I wish I could edge at will.
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>>51371473
It's definitely a thing, I don't want to be stuck on one kind of texture ether, having an orgasm gets too complicated
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>check Amazon list
>some of the torsos I had saved are available again
Nature is slowly healing itself...
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>>51369096
What size did you get, and what is your circumference? I got regular size and it's nearly unusable for me with circumference of 155mm/6.1 inches.
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>>51372932
im not sure, i got a premade and i purchased it before looking at the details, i just wanted to get one.

i believe its tight anal and tight vaginal, based off of feeling with my fingers. i think im also about the same size circumference wise, how so is it unusable for you? like i said above its tight for me to cum inside of, i orgasm but i dont actually cum until i start pulling out
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Finally punched a hole through my loosest onas
Having the cum fly out a meter cumming after piercing the wall feels very nice but it is a bit sad
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Did AliExpress nuked onaholes and hips off their site? Can't find them anymore.
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>>51373443
works on my machine
check your settings
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>>51372932
>circumference of 155mm/6.1 inches.
Get fleshlights, japanese onas aren't made for girths like that.
t. 13.5cm/5.3in girth who already struggles with a few.
>>51373326
I have a open-ended mouth/pussy ona I bought from a local sex-shop, feels nice seeing my dick go through all the way to the end and more, but it's a pain having to close the other end with my hand to avoid cum from flying around. Also requires more lube as it dries faster.
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>TD package set to arrive last Friday
>delayed
>in town on Saturday but not delivered
>check UPS today
>they said the delivery address was incomplete
>THEY'RE SENDING IT ALL THE WAY BACK

YOU MADE THE FUCKING PICKUP SPOT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
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>>51373568
lube is another problem ive found with my american meat cheval, its tight enough that it kind of pulls the lube off of my shaft, so i have to use more lube than i normally would
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ive been disappointed in a lot of the holes i bough recently. i think ive become insensitive to them and need something highly stimulating
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>>51373505
Okay, I guess they're back. My post was based on when I checked a few months ago and they weren't even appearing in search results. The store from my order history is gone. I find it odd that AliExpress has slim selections (especially for hips), when Amazon stuff is mainly from China as well.
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>The loli package was labelled
I set it as UNMARKED BOX
I don't even know how the fuck I didn't run out of the FUCKING POST OFFICE
Fucking everyone saw me claiming it. I just. Am I going to be on a fucking list? Jesus fucking christ. WHYYYYY
I legit don't know what to do
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>>51374161
relax nigga
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>>51374167
Dude I'm fucking toast
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>>51374170
if you order loli shit you presumably don't live in a cucked country so you're fine
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>>51374173
I'm Canadian dude I think it's illegal here so I don't know how the fuck it got through. I thought it'd be unlabelled. But not just that people I KNOW saw me get it.
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>>51374161
no one knows what the fuck loli means man
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>>51374176
The image on it is A LIKE 7 YEAR OLD ANIME GIRL SPREADING HER UNDERAGED CUNNY WITH VIBES ATTACHED TO HER TINY NIPPLES
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>>51374175
>I don't know how the fuck it got through
so why did you order it
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>>51374180
Because it was supposed to be unmarked and kept hidden, I thought it'd be a fake package or something, or have a fake exterior, I don't know, it was an extra $3! It was just a fucking box with cunny all over it!
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>>51374179
which one is that? give us a name
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>>51374187
It's a lolinco
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>>51374189
which one? i don't see any with that kind of box art
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>>51374197
I'm going to be called a larper but I don't want to specify exactly what I got because I don't want something traced back to me
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has anyone tried 3d printing with tpe filament?
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>>51374161
>Fucking everyone saw me claiming it. I just. Am I going to be on a fucking list?
I'm laughing my ass off. At least you aren't in some cucked country like-
>>51374175
>I'm Canadian
RIP. Best part of being a hag fag is not having to worry about this shit.
>>51374179
>The image on it is A LIKE 7 YEAR OLD ANIME GIRL SPREADING HER UNDERAGED CUNNY WITH VIBES ATTACHED TO HER TINY NIPPLES
Haha wow. Why would you accept that? Well, at least you can complain to customer support if you are still a free man after this.
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>>51374179
What, did the packaging not cover that up or...
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Imagine, IMAGINE being dumb enough to order anything illegal in a supercucked nation like Canada, UK, or AUS.
Couldn't be me.
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>>51374525
if it was illegal, customs would stop it
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>mfw some idiot gets arrested fucking plastic of the real thing
>mfw y'all'd've'nt get cops gangstalking you
>mfw I have no face
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>>51374161
>>51374175
>>51374179
>>51374182
What braindead site did you order from? I am also a Canadafag and have 3+ loli onaholes and never had any issues. They are all already within the border and sold by local shops.
Amazon Canada just got restocks of the Cocolo which got an anon arrested. Dunno how they get them over here, but I got my Puni Ana from them so its not a honeypot
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>>51374161
You'll be fine assuming you're in the US. Unless you're Canadian then you're probably fucked.
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Is the early access password for onahole specific to the user or something generic?
My dumbass forgot to sign up two weeks ago.
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>>51373265
I would guess it's regular then. Got no reason to suspect they'd sell small premade one without explicitly saying so. Also since it's silicone and much tougher stuff than the whatever the super soft material ona's are usually made of, it's sort of double-whammy.
>>51373568
It's US made but like I said, I suspect the material makes the uncomfortable tightness rather than the size alone.
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>>51374175
for loli stuff I know toydemon ships them in an unmarked box with just the plastic protecting it, never had an issue and ordered multiple holes but then you gotta deal with goydemons assrape prices.
>>51375315
>Dunno how they get them over here, but I got my Puni Ana from them so its not a honeypot
desu at the end of the day it mostly boils down to if some normalfag sees it and has a meltdown, or if the governments genuinely already stalking you and decides to go for the kill shot when they notice you giving them a reason. I'd bet money that for anyone who's actually had trouble with loli boxart the problem started with some customs retard seeing it and calling the feds thinking they found the key to some big international pedo ring bust.
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its my first time buying one so i bought these chinkshit high rated ones in my local online store
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Please, recommend me an aliexpress onahip.

>>51371261
Dude, you can't post that and leave us hanging. Post a link or at least a picture of the listing, please.
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>>51379022
It was one of the many that sold out within a week, that's the point and the pint of linking them here
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>Be instashot
>Blame it on sedentary life and lack of experience
>Start taking Zinc
>Immediately go from instant to quick
Was it all just a Zinc deficincy? I heard some good things about Zinc in general but I didn't think it'd work this fast...
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>>51380096
Placebo.
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>Amazon order is "10 stops away"
>has been for two hours now
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>order lube and an ona
>kanojotoys tells me they expect to be able to send my order in about 1-2 weeks
what the hell is this, they've always sent it pretty quick after I ordered
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>>51380650
Did you try sending them a picture of you crying to see if they'll give you express shipping?
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>>51380709
I'm crying through my dick every day waiting for this ona to ship
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>>51380096
remember to take it twice daily
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>>51380417
>tags: netorare
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I'm starting to destroy my softer onahips (by angling them) after I started flexing my penis and fixing other problems like hydration and zinc.
Also there's a silicone onahip on amazon finally https://www.amazon.com/BIG-SHOCKED-Masturbator-Realistic-Masturbation/dp/B0GJ887F46/
I hope the under $30s come back.
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I have an onahip that I suspect is silicone, I'm gonna keep using that one and try to ruin it
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>>51382244
this would be great if the holes weren't so small
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I can tell some of the hole actually feel loosened after plenty of uses, what can be done?
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>>51382998
>how do i make my wife a virgin again
buy a new one
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Can anyone recommend any of the AliExpress robovaginas?
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>>51349841
which onas are ok for big dicks
I'm sick of buying things that feel like trying to stick my cock into a thimble
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>>51384147
No. If you want a robo-vagina, just buy a handy. If you want something good, get a vacuglide.
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>>51374525
I legitimately fear this.
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>>51384147
Gotchu senpai
https://www.amazon.com/Fantasy-Masturbator-Textured-Masterbator-OH-MO-008-F6177/dp/B0GVJZ5YHR/ref=sr_1_26
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>>51387014
We not furries here.
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>>51382347
Definitely a very stretchy TPE. I can't believe how badly I treated it this weekend.
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>>51387027
You say that, and yet LingMo and MRL are thriving off of furfags right now.
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>>51387014
>$130 usd
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I've been using tenga and wanna try something new. I prefer something loser without a ton of suction to edge instead of something intense, are onaholes something for me?
having something to hump sounds appealing but I don't like the look of disembodied body parts or dolls.
Im in eu also
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>>51387857
ona hardness varies, you might wanna look at something like the venus real rich soft, it's personally too soft for me but if you want less stimulation it's good, i rather like the 2nd gen tsukasa aoi, i don't think it's as soft as the rich soft but i haven't used that in a while



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