There hasn't been an incident in a while. Reimu must be paranoid at this point, right?
she must be napping three, no, four times a day by now!
>>51360058Lazy Miko!
>>51359812I wonder about that. If an incident doesn't crop up for some time, say, a year or so. Would Reimu and the other incident revolvers think it's suspicious? Would they cause an incident where there wasn't? Idk
Also, when does an event become an incident? Cirno accidentally freezes the Misty Lake. Is that Event or Incident in classification?
>>51360904I think it's a scale thing, if something happens that threatens the whole of Gensoukyou then it's a incident, this can be applied to pretty much every incident past EoSD
>>51360914>Everyone in Gensokyo runs to Reimu>"What the fuck did you giggle dicks do now?">"We can't set the clock on the VCR."
>>51360958>Reimu beats the 4th animal yakuza boss because she happens to be along the way.>Reimu beats a Waggy recolor, who reminds her kappas exist.>Reimu beats Nitori until she agrees to go around and fix everyone's clock. Nitori can't fix it because the VCRs require some proprietary tool the tengu have.>Reimu beats Sanae, because she's Sanae.>Reimu beats Momiji (miniboss, no dialogue) then one of the not-yet-seen tengu to get into the tengu village.>Reimu beats Tenma.>Reimu beats Sagume because the resetting of Gensokyo's VCR clocks was a Lunarian plot.>Ending reveals Sanae went around and fixed everyone's VCR for them.TH21 ~ Blinking Verdant Apparatus.
>>51360904>>51360914How many men have to get paizuri raped to death before an incident is declared?
>>51361911If an incident doesn't threaten Gensokyo, then it doesn't HAVE to be solved as long as no one complains... and those guys are certainly not complaining
>>51362087>We received reports of Yuugi, Shou and Meiling going out and hugging human males and telling them it's OK.>Alright, which one of you motherfuckers snitched?
>>51363108Why the fuck is shou among them?
>>51363162Shou wouldn't hug people? Is she mean?
>>51361911There's no way that cat's boobies are THAT big
>>51363251I want to be hugged by Shou :3
The next incident is Gensokyo suddenly drops it's barrier and one human woman comes in and starts shit.
>>51363755>and one human woman comes in and asks for the managerftfy
>>51360914Not true, PoFV was a natural ocurrence, MoF was just a moriyan humiliation ritual, TD and DDC did nothing but introduce more religions on gensokyo
>>51363943All of those literally did threaten the balance of gensoukyou, or I guess it would be more accurate to say that they seemed like they could have.
To celebrate 30 years of Touhou the next incident is every previous incident happening at once, but the original culprits aren't the ones doing it.
>>51363846in that case reimu just leads her to yukari and whatever has to happen happens
>>51360904https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Reimu_Hakurei
>>51364224So Cirno lighting off fireworks behind Reimu's bedroom wasn't an incident?
>>51364639Only if she gets killed for it
>>51364639Who the FUCK gave Cirno fireworks?
>>51364652clownpiece's idea
Incident: Some one has been stealing everyone's underwear.
it was MEi did it like THIS
>>51364777Is that really an incident level threat?
>>51364927Yes.
>>51360058cute dog
So there's like, no over arcing villain in Touhou, huh? Everyone gets smacked into place by Reimu and whoever else tags along to solve the incident, and even become friends with everyone?
>>51368873The moonies are overarching fuckups, but does not answer your question.
>>51368873I am the overarching villain, I have been responsible for every incident thus far
>>51368895Even the whole Jailbreak King incident?
>>51368904Someone has to put things into motion, don't you think? Just wait till you see the next two chapters, you'll understand.
Is it an incident if I take Rumia, Cirno, Wiggle, Mystia and Dai-chan into the human village to trick or treat?
So the other day I was at Geidontei, just having a drink, when suddenly I felt this chill in my neck and the waitress handed me a bill that was way higher than I had expected. Is this an incident???
>>51368873The closest thing are the lunarians and okina
Stubbed my toe. Went to the Hakurei Shrine to report this incident.
>>51369713Can Reimu stop the Rising Cost of Living incident?!
>>51368873>So there's like, no over arcing villain in Touhou, huh? Yukari exists.The problem is Reimu works for her.
>>51370504Yes, she has a final solution for that: getting rid of all the Tengu in Gensokyo.
>>51368873Gensokyo and everybody in it is OLD. Nobody has time and energy to be an overarching villain.
>>51370524>Yukari exists.What about her?
>>51370597>Evil dictator of Gensokyo.>Child mass murderer.>Created Gensokyo.>Very unpleasant sociopath in person.>Has her own personal Darth Vader in the form of Ran.>Would look perfect sitting in a evil chair sipping wine and talking about how everything has been going according to her plan.
>>51370605Ran is too cute to be Darth Vader
>>51370636"Ran" isn't actually the fox, anon. The real Ran probably looks like this:
>>51370605Anon come on... That is just lunarian propaganda There's no way that cute lady would be capable of anything like that.
>>51370653She openly brags about killing people in PCB and Wild and Horned Hermit.
>>51370659She does it to survive, not for funWe have to remenber she is a youkai
>>51359812Now that I think about it, that would make for a good plot. Someone works to constantly keep Reimu on edge until she loses her marbles and can't function anymore, then swoop in and do what they wanted to do without her interfering.
>>51370860>Someone works to constantly keep Reimu on edge until she loses her marbles and can't function anymoreThat was foul detective satori at one point
>>51370648Listen. They've been together for so long that Ran the fox and Ran the computer have basically merged into one. I doubt that Ran considers her 'true form' to be what you posted.
>>51370860>constantly keep Reimu on edge until she loses her marblesDon't mind if I do
>>51370835Youkai don't have to kill to survive. She does it because it's fun.
>>51370926>Youkai don't have to kill to survive.Lesser youkai still do, the weaker parts of the barrier is crawling with them for this reason, on top of that Yukari just kill to for herself, she shares it with them
>>51370550Just the Tengu?
>>51370909sauce?
>>51371174The cropped image is more interesting than the original https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1821032?
>>51371200What a dissapointment
>>51371019Tengu nose is the dildo
There's bound to be an incident so bad that EVERYONE gets involved in it to help stop it. I'm guessing the Lunarian invasion.
>>51386940Hell invades the Lunar Capital.The Lunar Capital invades Gensokyo.Gensokyo invades Hell.All at the same time.
>>51387128Humanity finds out how to enter Gensokyo and want to take it over for like, two reasons. Everyone in Gensokyo bands together to stop it.
>>51387236It turns out, they can't stop it. The outside world is too large. Too populous. The changes imposed on the land and its people are sudden, forceful and one-sided. The mysteries Gensokyo thrives upon are snuffed out as the outside world consumes the land the gods loved. Gods, youkai and everything in between must make the choice to continue their existence by assuming the role of a human or allow themselves to fade with the fantasy.Years continue to pass. Those who refused to adapt have since faded. Those living among the humans of the outside world gradually lose the memory of their extraordinary lives with every passing day, until they have become human in every sense. Only in the deepest recesses of Gensokyo's most dedicated champions does its embers remain. Waiting for the moment of rekindling. A return to the land where all sorts of otherworldly creatures can once again eat, drink, dance, sing and cheer. A land that can be host to a crimson sky, where the moon can be false and flowers of all seasons grow in unison. A land of fate and phantoms, where the contents of the darkness are unknowable, prayers are heard and miracles become reality...Maribel woke up with a start.
>>51387421>>51387236>HOW ARE WE LOSING!?>They keep sending gorillas.
>>51386940Fairies turning into crystals and nature dying off was an extinction-level event and this only really got a reaction from a handful of fairies while Reimu and Marisa sat on their arses.These assholes will never work together. Even the moon getting replaced, which triggered all the yooks, only led to a bunch of pairs being formed and a lot of infighting. It's just not happening.
>>51387597So it's gotta be a bigger threat.
>>51368873>So there's like, no over arcing villain in TouhouMamizou>>51368895This guy.>>51368883Moonies.Lotta villains.
>>51360058She's just like me fr
>>51386940>I'm guessing the Lunarian invasion.They already did that and to wit only reimu was the only one who did anything of note in it
>>51391087That we know of. From what I gathered from Touhou as a whole is Reimu's usually the only one written down as the incident solver, despite others being involved.
>>51391278If only reimu was the only one that's acknowledged to reach junko and hecatia in several mangas its fair to say this is the case
