What is the optimal loadout for surviving a pop-up party of lunchtime rowdies?>Hard mode: just what you own>Veteran mode: just what's within reach at the time of reading this
>>65173583>What is the optimal loadout for surviving a pop-up party of lunchtime rowdies?An Epstein-mask and a Venmo-account
>>65173583not living in a dystopian shithole of a country
>>65173583We used to make fun of zombie apocalypse types. People that had bunkers, years worth of MREs, water and canned goods, "anti zombie" style riot gear, uparmored vehicles, and green anti zombie stylized weapons. And yet, despite looking like mad max loving retards, we now have hordes of double digit IQ future doctors and scientists jumping on cars, stealing shit, and beating to death any white person they see in the street. The CIA manufactured minorities to be this way in the west by the way. Just a reminder.
>>65173615Zombies were always a metaphor for society collapses. Its just sugar coating. >I have to shoot my neighbor as hes breaking in!>but its okay because they are just infected
>>65173615no, we were and still are making fun of people who burry shipping container 20cm below ground, full of coca-cola and hot pockets and call it "a bunker".a real bunker is extremely expensive to maintain when you don't need it and becomes priceless only when you really need it, and all of you amerilards are broke hicks
>>65173583>HK21>at least soft body armor from shoulders to ankles like the North Hollywood robbers>Modern police SWAT-style helmet, complete with bulletproof face shield>kevlar aventail>small bluetooth speaker hanging off a carabiner affixed to your belt playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX5lB6IU04w
>>65173615>The CIA manufactured minorities to be this way in the west by the wayCIA turning African-American into Nigger was to prevent Nigger from gaining power and chalenge White. And also to prevent spread of Socialism/Communism because if Nigger gained brain, the CIA thought they will lean more to Leftism. This is their original intention.
>>65173615>We used to make fun of zombie apocalypse typesYeah because they were preparing for a SHTF situation and didn't take their fat asses to a treadmill and lose some weight, or for buying mallninja TACTICOOL neon green anti zombie crap
>>65173632A "real bunker" boils down to any tornado shelter. Do you really think bunkers need to resist the entire area being irradiated? It's a possible scenario, but extremely unlikely.
>>65173652>Hey guys I can jog 5 miles in 40 minutes!>beat to death by hordes of niggers in the street regardless because you had to go to work or take your kid to the pediatrician
>>65173583>popup partiersadd it to the list
>>65173661>physical preparation is actually worthless guys! Cool opinion
>>65173661jokes on you, i don't have a job or a kid
>>65173583>I SEE ABSOLUTELY ZERO PARENTS!!!!!>WHERE. ARE. THEIR. PARENTS?!!!!!!!!!!lol
Anyone know where this is from?An old SoF magazine? Maybe something by Paladin Press?
>>65173711>tactical blackfaceLost
>>65173711Supposedly this is the issue. >avoid being trapped in an urban riot
>>65173733>Survival Showdown>freeze-dried foods vs CannibalismMy sides
>>65173711i can smell the stale cigarettes through the screen
>>65173733Checked, what is this? I didn't know it existed but I sneed one
>>65173745/k/ has always existed lmfao
oh so NOW its bad that kids are outside? what happened to the 'good old days' when parents kicked the kids out of the house and didnt want to see them till dinner?
>>65173766>60% White America is measurably worse than 90% White America
>>65173766in the good old days, a responsible parent would ensure their kid got corporal punishment for acting like that in public, since it reflected badly on the family.
>>65173711>>65173729you've heard of "grayman"now get ready for "blackman"
>>65173859Unironically supreme camo for a cuck blue state where negrolatry is the state religion.
>>65173848the good ol days that you werent alive for?
>>65173753Looks like a pretty typical example of a Bowie knife.
>>65173900>oh no, new york is in disarray>in order to keep me from getting my ass kicked, I will wear blackface and mingle with the negrosI'm not totally sure about that one anon
>>65173910i'm a child of the 70's
>>65173583>What is the optimal loadout for surviving a pop-up party of lunchtime rowdies?
>>65173615>The CIA manufactured minorities to be this wayyeah, it's always someone else to blame, minorities never take responsibility
>>65173733>>65173745things were more fun back then
>>65173910My parents were alive for it and told me about it. If your gotcha is a lack of sources youre retarded.
>>65173932Might not deter other pavement apes, but could keep zogbots off your back by shouting "SPLC! AH CANT BREEVE" loud as possible>tap dance routine optional
>>65173859It works for the Seals
>>65173583well, not living anywhere near jersey for one...>vet modemy 629 and glock 34 are to the right of my desk right now so those. i've even got my big dick mag next to it.
>>65173615It was always a euphemism for "invasion of violent low IQ horde"
>>65173583In arms reach? Machete, colt 608, and a P365. Only one mag each though, I have to walk about 2 paces to get the other mags out of the drawer
>>65174079Bretty based tbqhdesu. I always wanted something like picrel but no idea where to start with the build.
>>65173859>>65174023It's a fine tradition.
>>65173646>CIA turning African-American into Niggerall it took was holding back the cops from enforcing the law on them
>>65173583>optimal loadout for surviving a pop-up party of lunchtime rowdies?Not living where niggers live. Otherwise, do you really like having to look over your shoulder constantly? I grew up having to do that, it sucks.
>>65173653go to /diy/ and ask about bunkerbroanything less than that is a joke
>>65174275>run isn't an option>hide isn't an optionAt least we have guns and SYG laws (for now)
>>65174330The only BBC I recognize is my Big Beautiful Cat
>>65174355Based Beyond Comprehension
>>65173646>prevent Nigger from gaining power and chalenge White.literally impossible, they are just too stupid for that
>>65173583>conservative media discovers rowdy teen partiesSpring break is a figment of the liberal media and was engineered by the CIA.
>>65173646>gaining power and chalenge WhiteWhat is this ESL thirdie ooga booga speak you're trying to do?
>>65173587You forgot the windowless van advertising kittens, puppies and free candy.
