Post the best/worst advertisements for military recruitment, equipment, ect
>meat processing plantoh come on
>>65173707That's bus stop name.
I don't currently have time to dig through my folder for the Sasha Grey one, but that would be my nomination
no way in hell this is real
>>65173777>an ad to target individuals who are more inclined to work dirty jobs and are poorly paid>this cant be real
The best recruitment ads ever were those JOIN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' NAVY ads voiced by Keith David and set to Godsmack.2nd place goes to the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon that turns into the Marine.
>>65173823>ACCELERATE YOUR LIFEThat was a good one. God I miss the old Military Channel. >F16 flying>rolls and peels away from camera >youre watching>the military channel
>>65173777Where the fuck do you live where military recruitment ads do not exist?
I think no one can possibly beat the Emma ad, that’s got to be the best worst military enlistment add known to history
>>65173957Hold my beerhttps://youtu.be/OQ4OoPNY_YM
>>65173966Holy shit, I don’t know if it’s worse, but it’s a contender for sure
>>65173707hahahha nice catch i almost missed that
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>>65174002Russia is a trad white christian nation anon, this is obviously clear.
>>65173631Here's an eternal classic.
>>65173988Emma is just embarrassing but nearly all of it involves her life out of service and key moments of her life and how anyone can feel compelled to serve.Keeping My Faith is bad because it highlights opposites of what a soldier does and purposely does it.>getting dirty is expected>except this guy who needs to bathe multiple times a day>keeping PPE on is a smart move>except this guy>TIC call on the radio?>not for this guy Okay now hes done we can all go play soldier again.
>>65173988>>65173966I don't see what's wrong with that. It's saying you don't have to be Christian to fight for the British army and Muslims join too and your faith isn't stomped on. That's the opposite of bad for me. I'd much rather somebody wanted to fight for their country regardless.
>>65174036I forgot the uk is a Muslim country now. Even though there are Indians, Christians, Buddhists and Jews serving, nope we need to show this one special group above all. Yeah like what annon said >>65174030ok we need to stop what we are doing and possibly leave our squad open to an attack or ambush because achmed needs to prey his pedo prophet on his special rug. Honestly the look on the other guys faces like WTF is this shit is plain to see, even in this staged commercial
>>65174036Ty w Emma ad was infuriating because>here I am at a missile battery in Syria>no they didn’t attack or start a war with us but we are there anyway because reasons>doesn’t matter it’s all ok because I have two moms
>>65174036More "British" muslims have joined ISIS than have joined the British Army.
https://youtu.be/0Dg3Us9ld2g?si=v6wVp2HtN6_ndJ65I'm not sure if this counts but the thread reminded me of this.
>>65173966>comments disabledcan't say I'm fuckin surprised lol.
Austrian commercialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp7HVU-s7aI&pp=ygUVc3ByaXR6dG91ciBidW5kZXNoZWVyIt copied an old Ukrainian adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJKFNPGS_XM&pp=ygURdWtyYWluaWFuIGFybXkgYWQ%3D
>>65174036When White Brits arent joining up and Muslim "Brits" (FOBs or second gens) are joining terror groups more than the military it comes off as tone deaf.
Nothing will EVER beat US military recruitment commercials from roughly 2003 to 2008
>>65174315America's Army was also a kino psyop. Im fairly certain they had recruiters playing it because there was always some guy on voicechat acting professional and helpful in an era where youd normally just scream slurs.
>>65173631Ukraine 2014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOCbW1hc6Ng
>>65174271Same vibe
>>65173631Vladimir!
>>65174527"If only the Tsar knew...."
>>65174527
Real
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>>65173727
>>65173727This one
>>65174566actually based
>>65174552[spoiler]bitch lasagna[/spoiler]
>>65174572missed opportunity here, it would have been the best billboard ever
>>65174566I always beat myself to her solo dance in GTA every now and then
>>65174271>old hag>no asukawhy goverment employees are so retarded?
>>65174595She was low rank
>>65174595>military uses asuka as recruitment bait>media sees>some journo remembers that she's fourteen years old>news is suddenly full of articles about the military sexualizing minors>whoever came up with this idea gets fired
>>65174680>old enough to trust piloting a giant sentient war robot to save the human race>not old enough to consentNot all 14 year olds were created equal
>>65174680you wanna the goyim die for israel yes or no?>>65174694Actually in japan she was able to consent :^)
>>65174545what is this from?
>>65174712Japanese seemingly law doesn't apply inside of Tokyo 3 at all.
>>65173631There's severe lack of russian #NotAnAssault! ads in this thread.
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>>65174863Inexplicable shortage of cooks in russian army.
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>>65174858>>65174860>нe штypм!frankly that only makes me more suspiciousit's like introducing yourself to someone by saying "hi, my name's Anon, I'm not a convicted pedophile"
>>65174871And a big need for security guards. In the rear, of course, completely safe.
>>65174875...
>>65174590can you source me all i can find is some anal video
>>65174876But you can never have enough cooks!
>>65174880
>>65174882War might end any minute now, hurry to get your free moneys!
>>65174883And a bonus.
>>65174891
>>65174873could be true. a lot of drone attacks are targeting supply lines and logistical units.
>>65174894>Anime-conservatism
>>65174894TOTAL ZIGGER DEATH!https://youtu.be/pU_hU1357_M
>>65174875>>65174876Even if that was true (you actually are initially put into a guard position smewhere in the rear) even the dumbest vatnik should be able to ask himself a simple question: what happened to the previous guards?
>service "in the rear">in POCNNR army
>>65174882>IN THE REAR — RELIABLE
>>65174552>>65174556>>65174576I saw these ads on the train every day for years, and I never worked out what they were actually supposed to communicate to me.
>>65174891>>65174894No fucking shot this is real
>>65173631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOCbW1hc6Ng
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>>65174712Age of consent is all over the place in Japan like the states, and you better believe jap parents get pissy and call the cops when their daughter shames the family.
