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>>65183930Alright how many of you fuckers would fuck a centaur?
>>65183938Only if she truly loved me
>>65183938just horse for me, women are icky
>>65183930I suppose every thread is a bit like this but I've noticed that whenever centaurs/uma's come up anons seem to lose control of themselves.
>>65183944>just horse for me, women are ickykEK.Used to maintain a team of Belgians. I know what you mean.
Centaur or deertaur?
>>65183938I absolutely would, don't see any reason not to. The real question is how the hell would domestic life work with her, my house isn't exactly built around the idea that a horse would live in it.
>>65183938Really? You're asking that on /k/ of all places?
>>65183954>I know what you mean.What do YOU mean?Have you like...ya know...or ever thought about it...relations with a horse?
>>65183960I always see the one with the futa dongs posted.
>>65183965You mean beyond raking the stall out, and trying to keep it from crushing me to death?Not just "no", but "Fuck No".
>>65183938yes, finishing inside and then lounging against her horse half like its a sofa while we watch the Sopranos
>>65183967...Okay I thought I was imagining that for a second after seeing that pic without them. Thanks for confirming I'm not so fucked up I'm hallucinating horsecock
Last minutes before the end of Memorial Day. I almost made it through without thinking of my battle buddy. Miss you Buddy.
>>65183968>and trying to keep it from crushing me to deathwhat is the context in which the horse was at risk of crush you to death?>>65183954>I know what you mean.bruh
>>65183968Hey man im just clarifying, I know /k/ommandos have, on occasion, preffered mates who walk on all fours.
>>65183496Imagine RPK schizo meets RPK IRL, they get married, and it turns out she's just a sweet, normal girl that doesn't want to nor will she abuse him.
>>65183977RIP to your battleRIP to my battle Charlie. I hope you found your peace.
>>65183958>my house isn't exactly built around the idea that a horse would live in itIf horse women were real they'd probably get benefits from the government like in monster musume because of how unaccommodating the world is to them. That and they'd definitely be high status because before the time of cars they were as valuable as gold so they'd for sure make quite a bit of money from taking on jobs like transporting, farm work, etc. So I'm sure if you got with one she'd no doubt have the cash to modify or build a new home that'd be more fitting for her
>>65183985Or more likely they'd mirror actual horses and quickly become diminished outside of a tiny amount of high status individuals as they have no real place in modern society outside of pleasing perverts
donkeys
reminder that both Jesus and Mary rode donkeys
>>65183992Grim
>>65184006That's why you should take the best possible care of yours, because no one else will
>>65183938Horse? no.Snake? Yes.IDK the horse pussy being in the back is just kinda gross for me
>>65184010nigger you're going after cloaca
>>65184008:,)
>>65183979Kek.A Belgian will shift to make itself comfortable, and reduce you to a fine film. And it won't even notice, til it wonders where 'the friend who brings the hay" went.Large horses are fucking dangerous. We bred them to be that way. >>65183980>I know /k/ommandos have, on occasion, preffered mates who walk on all fours.They can have all the horsefucking they want.I'd as soon fuck a tank as a horse. At least the fucking Tank would not actively try to kill me if I'm late with the feed.
>>65184010Lmao get a load of this snakefucker, bros.
>>65184011Look IDK what the fuck that is, last time I watched Monster Musume, the parts where right under the pelvis of the Lamia.
>>65184014>Nooo, me? Fuck a horse? Why I'd never. I'd rather fuck a tank!He says, in the tankfuckers anonymous support group.
>>65184024>the tankfuckers anonymousI'd not fuck one, but I have had obscene thoughts about dat ass.And I know that one, in the most intimate of ways.
>>65184010would you be ok with it if there was another pussy on the front?
>>65184022>snakefucker doesn't even know what a cloaca ispathetic
>>65184038Me too anon me too
>>65184022
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>>65184051MODS
>>65184051Oh dear, starter issues.
>>65184057I'd fuck a fish for sure
>>65184043Nope. Like I'd go to town on a mermaid or snake long before I did anything with greater than two legs
>>65184064All of these "I'd rather" comments are EXTREMELY unconvincing.>I'd rather fuck a fish!>he says on the dolphin porn distribution networkyes I know they're not fucking fish we don't need to go down the fish rapist rabbithole.
>>65184064are you sure?
Four ears, human ears only, or horse ears only?
>>65184064I get you
>>65184060Nuh uhhhh>>65184061Nah engine swap It's super slick in a helcat compared to others
Besides, if I'm going to commit a sin of that nature, it'll be a threesome with some REAL ladies.
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>>65184087Yeah, it's on rollers and rails. The whole thing pops out.
>>65184001>RosaryOk, im just gonna ask here because you guys are really the only friends I have.So, I've been thinking about actually going back and finally confirming myself as a catholic. But my crisis is that I know im not doing it for the right reason. To be honest, I see the community in my catholic church and I want to be a part of it, i see the tradition and ceremony and i wanna be a part of it, i see old videos of francoist spain and things like (https://youtu.be/-JeWzighvfs&t=88s) and i wanna be a part of it. Which honestly that last bit is prolly the worst reason in anyones eyes. I know that I should only go for it if I wanna accept the love christ in my heart and recognize him as our lord and savior, and it isnt just about the want of a community or admiring a bunch of old videos of spain. Whats your guys take, I dont know what to ask myself.
>>65184110You have nothing to lose by doing so.
>>65184099Yeppp
>>65184119Allso for penance
>>65184043The horrifying anatomy of centaurs just doesn't work for me. Adding another pussy just compounds the issue.Like think about it. You're taking the head off a horse and putting a humanoid torso there. Do they have horse organs and human ones? How does any of the biology work there?Horse biology in general would also just be a pain to navigate in everyday life, but that's another story entirely. I'll stick to ears and a tail with a little dash of horse abilities, at least umas won't die after one training accident.
>>65184110>I know that I should only go for it if I wanna accept the love christ in my heart and recognize him as our lord and saviorWell, I suppose the big question is do you? Do you agree with any particulars of Catholic theology as well?There's nothing wrong with wanting community or even a little larping, even some Popes larped from time to time (at least my favorite one did, Julius II my beloved). But is that the only reason?
>>65184057Uooohhhhh I love aquatic women
>>65184145>shark subhumanskek
>>65184082Horse ears only.
>>65183960Now post the other version.
What monster girl is most militarily useful?
>>65184214Wolf (or really any canine) girls, basically really big and strong humans with the ability to track by scent without needing any more logistic considerations than normal humans.
I just want some girls with Airguns.
Hope my fellow burgers all had a comfy Memorial Day.Shame the rain here canceled plans for the city to hold this cute little service in the evening, but at least their morning service turned out alright
How come there's no love for dog girls? Seems like more people here like fox and wolf girls over dog girls despite them being mankind's best friend.
>>65184294Not as many.
>>65184364FascinatingFace the wall, please
as a Catholic, don't pick your faith on vibes, heck don't "pick" your faithit sounds to me like you don't believe, don't think that the Church is the one true church but you just like the asteticshonestly the only good fit for that is high anglicanbecause they all kept tradition because they liked the vibes
It's okay to want to be part of a community first, but faith is something deeper than that. You can't try out having a spiritual experience. The ultimate Catholic ideal is all humans, even your enemies, are your brothers that God became man and died for. You need to love them as he did. If that's not for you, and it's just for the cool drip and skulls, just be a 40k fan.
>>65183958>marrying a woman who eats 20,000 calories a dayThat's the thing they don't tell you about when you start dating a centaur
>>65184398feeding a horse cost less than 10 bucks a dayeven if you want to bling out her diet you'r still looking at 30 bucks tops if you home cook>that's a lot of money on food annonyea, but it does buy you a gf with ????? pussy
Speaking of, the pope just declared the Butlerian Jihad.Thoughts?
>>65184303?
>>65184110Nothing wrong with wanting to be part of a community, just don't expect everyone there to have the same idea of Franco as you do.Look to your conscience and pray to God for guidance. Remember that your soul is of eternal concern.
>>65184413this Encyclical is completely in line with church teachingthat being said people tend to take those out of context and well past what they say.I remember then the last pope wrote and Encyclical where he said that despite being trans is being in sin because to go against the form God made you in is to sin. we should still treat them with love as fellow human beings.and people freaking out because "the church is okay with trannies" the same applies here, there is no inherent ban or condemnation of AI. but of the ideology that AI should replace humans and humanity. also that to deny people the chance to work and earn an honest livable wage due to AI is the same as denying them the chance to work and earn an honest livable wage and thus bad. because work is a moral good and taking care of your employees is a moral duty for any employer.
>>65184402your centaur wife isn't going to eat bags ofhay, she's gonna demand human food
>>65183947I for one don't really care for centaurs myself; umas are cute I guess, but not particularly more so than any other woman.
>>65184495but the twitching ears...
>>65184518they're alright I guess, but my point stands regardless
>>65184481let's knock out a centaur human diet thenyou start of with breakfast, the bulk is oaths with some seasoning and butter mixed in. you can do 3 whole 1kg bags and a dozen eggs for less than 10 bucksthat's over 13k calories for lunch we go light, a 1kg bag of carrots and a kg of fired rice with bacon bits maybe 10 bucks but only 2.5k calories more a "snack" but she's still tanking that heavy breakfast for dinner a whole rotisserie chicken and kg of cooked potatoes or pasta. you can make a sauce with that and round of at about 10 bucks depending on how expensive the chicken is where you live. good for an other 5ish k calories so we have covered her calorific intake, we've fed her only human food, she's not going hungry at any point in the day and we are on budgetyes a lot of those calories are from starches, but here's the fun part you can mix and match starches and beans, perhaps add in a vegetable based sauce and fix up dozens of high calorie meals on the cheap. meat is the desert that goes with them and not the other way around.this high starch calories diet also does something very important. it doesn't eat up marge parts of your day in preparing and eating them.Now for housing, horses can go up flights of stairs.you'd want them to be at a shallower angle and preferably just a ramp but you could retro fit those into most existing homes. you'd want a completely tilled bathroom that she could use as a walk in shower so proper ventilation, sloping floor to a drain ect.and you'd want to get rid of smaal rooms she can't turn around in, horses can walk backwards but they don't like it.so a big open floor plan would be ideal. oh and heavy duty pluming.You could probably retrofit a home to meet her demands at about 1/5 the cost of the home, less if it's new build and you take her needs into consideration from the start
>>65184364>? Protestantism, a bunch of senseless gibberish made up by Germans to justify not paying taxes?Catholics when they have to read the bible.>Orthodoxy is neatsome would call it the same as catholicism
>>65184131Torso contains vestigial organs like lungs and heart to keep the upper body more normal, digestive organs are all in the horse body. Extra pussy in the front would allow her to become double pregnant which im sure we can all agree is hella sexo>I'll stick to ears and a tail with a little dash of horse abilitiesWell one of the main appeals of centaurs is the hussy so you could just cut out the middle horse and just put that on a regular horse girl.>>65184402Thats because over 3/4 of a horses diet is hay and grass, neither of which the human mouth is really built to deal with.
>>65184605but if the stomach and digestive system is that of a horse you can't just go and feed them a diet suitable for humans.the best you could do is to try and match it with a diet rich in oats and other fibrous grainsthose are cheap and calorie rich the bulk of the cost in our modern diets is from it's (relatively) high protein contentat it worst you need to bulk out their diet with plenty of leafy greens. that would impose an extra cost but wouldn't be anywhere near as expensive as scaling our meat consumption to their calorific needs
>>65183992If, as another anon said, they had huge value before the motor vehicle, then they'd likely have generational wealth behind them. They've got the family estate and investments that pay for everything sitting in tax shelters and over seas accounts.ORThat wealth was squandered or lost by dumb asses (fuck you accidental Carlos), and they're working schlubs like the rest of us. However, given their rarity they'll have access to high paying novelty or specialist jobs. Pizza delivery (novelty). City courier (they'd be based and kick the shit out of bike couriers at ever opportunity). Children's parties (way safer than ponies and clowns). Ren Faire acts. Riot police. Park rangers. Search and rescue. Etc.Real challenges would include baby making. There's no way a human woman is carrying a centaur baby. And I doubt a human man could make a centaur lady pregnant. So any romantic relationship between a centaur and a human is going to be super complicated (maybe emotionally impossible) if the centaur wants children.Devil is always in the details, logistics are bitch.
>Catholicism, horsefuckers, and tanksA truly magical place
>>65184757>I doubt a human man could make a centaur lady pregnantNot with that attitude
>feel free to discuss religion>the logistics of marring a centaur >but don't you dare say anything bad about protestantismlooks like someone got their 95 feefees hurt
>>65184812Catholics are pretty heretical so it's okay to shit on them.
>>65183938I need human puss, so probably not
Would you join the cavalry with your centaur childhood friend?
>>65184082I'm a four ears freak, the side of a woman's head being completely smooth would be weirdAlternatively, the "animal ears in place of human ears on the sides of the head" type of kemonomimi is super rare for some reason despite being kind of cool
>>65184110Theocratic Presbyterianism is a much more enjoyable LARP imo then just another flavor of tradcath, at least if you're white (aka, Anglo-Saxon).
>>65184822>protestant doesn't even know what heretic means>but he heard a Catholic use it so he has to copy it going to go tattletale to the jannies again?
>>65184869>protestant doesn't even know what heretic meansIt's the stuff the Second Vatican Council claims and espouses.
>>65184872lol, lmao evengood to know that our little sola scriptura friend is functionally illiterate that explains a lot really
I feel like playing STALKER.
>>65183954>Used to maintain a team of Belgians.Women or horses?
>>65183938
>>65183938Only if she's sassy and teases me about it the whole time.
>>65183981RPK is just a sweet normal girl though, and "abuse" implies ill intent, she would never do that. I love RPK!
>>65184225I love Wolfu
>>65184822I should really rewatch Hellsing Ultimate, I wonder if I will like it as much as I did over a decade ago. Fuck Integra is hot, I want her to blow smoke in my face
Imagine her putting out her cigarettes on your arm
Imagine RPKschizo taking his meds
I prefer AK-15 and M16 over RPK, but I respect RPKanon’s dedication
>>65184214Dog/wolf girls. Imagine soldiers that never complain and are always loyal and happy and will always dedicate themselves wholly to being the best they can be because they love (You). You can't get anything better as a commander.
>>65184294Wolves are naturally monogamous, dogs are polygamous, simple as.
Try being a yote enjoyer, coyote girls are virtual non-existent in the anime animal girl world
>>65184294Floppy ears are harder to make look good and cool compared to pointy.
I turned c33 today bros
>nine off topic images in a rowpost something /k/ related or fuck off
EGGYUUUEGUUUHHHHHHHHH HHUEHEHEEHEHHHEUEEUEEUUEUEHHH *shits pants* DEUGUUHU A DUN PIOPM MAH PANTS *pisses* EHHUG DUGJ I DIB PIS MAY PABTS
>>65185241I love coyotes too
>>65185280There's a gun right in the OP, what else do you want?
God, imagine a combination between Ms. Head, Ms. Attached and Ms Domestic...
>>65184915Deadly anomalies dangerous mutantsanarchistsand BANDITSNone of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!
>>65185280I want to go to the range with RPK, imagine her teasing you and subtly threatening you in public while you try to get good groupings
>>65185307imagine getting help
>>65185309
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith!
>>65185328I want to caress her scars and tell her she is beautiful!
>>65185328>DutyWhat's their duty exactly? Shooting at stray dogs and selling contraband while Freedom actually guards the barrier?
>>65185043Hellsing gets less cool the older you get
>>65185280Malding
>>65185356>DUDE, WEEDHow did these people hold their own against Duty?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_1-F1a5EY
>>65185359That sounds like a you problem
>>65185379There is nothing wrong with smoking a little leaf while exploring the Zone.
>>65185380Nah, you just realize that the characters are paper thin, especially Alucard.
>>65185379>How did these people hold their own against Duty?Not even a Freedumbfag but they're on the literal frontline against Monolith every single day while Doody hides in Rostok and struggles against basic bitch mutants in the Lesser Zone.
>>65185407You watch Hellsing for the Catholic churches secret army of anti-material rifle wielding super soldiers fighting nazi vampires in a burning London, not for the "characterization"
>>65185434Eh. I don't really care about it if I don't care about who's involved, and when I rewatched it, I couldn't get over how much I disliked everyone in it
>>65185379The games even explain it. The harder you fight against the zone, the harder it fights back against you. Duty's view of destroying the zone is a losing battle vs Freedom's of coexisting with it.
>>65183938Okay but if you had a baby with a centaur would they just be a normal person or would they have hooves or a horse head?
>>65184958Imagine having one and she constantly teases you about being a horsefucker and calling you a weirdo for wanting to be with her
>>65185605what if that's how umas are made?
>>65185161Dog/wolf girls never shave
>>65185307Any other things like this from the artist?
Our Fox girl is getting popularhttps://youtu.be/_cPnTt10RD4?si=8-oIv70CwCnhXC82
>>65185739pro tip: the ?si= string is for google to track who you share it withit can (and should) be removed
>>65185754Holy shit sorry I didn’t know that. Can I chop that part off and everything after in the future?
>>65185760yes
>>65185760>right click video window>left click [Copy Video URL]>get compact and non-Si tagged URL >paste it wherever the hell you want>?????????>profit
>>65185760handy guide
>>65185787Thanks
It is Teto Tuesday today, here's a Teto song i like.https://youtu.be/sVA9Iaq519A
>>65184001And Jesus got stoned off his ass too.
>>65183930Best anime for grooming minors?
>>65185936Kodomo no Jikan
>>65185936Whats that one that has the older sister feminizing her brother and trying to make him more girly? Whatever its called there's that one. I hate the style of it so much too
>>65185963Do you mean Onimai?
>>65185972Yeah that's the one. I never knew the name but kept seeing people talk about it on /tv/
>>65185977I mean, I guess she feminizes him, but by literally physically turning him into a girl.
>>65185936Why are rallyfags like this???
>>65185981Is that what happens? Oh. Still though
>>65185605Mostly human if human mother, mostly centaur if centaur mother. Only thing that makes logistical sense.>>65185728Is that supposed to be a negative or a positive?
>>65185936>girls and eggsEggs? Im guessing this is a term for closet gays? Like they havent hatched yet?
>>65184145>female only speciesthis shit is retardedbut it's hot so who cares
>>65186078It means trannies who haven't "realized" they're trannies yet, trannies use the terminal basically to claim everyone who does pretty much anything is secretly a tranny because they're obsessed with spreading their mental illness.
>>65184416>Remember that your soul is of eternal concern.love that linehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRpdJqMC80
>>65186080How is it retarded, i know some reptiles can reproduce asexually.
>>65186047It’s a positive
>>65186094>species requires insemination from a completely different speciesthis isnt asexual reproductionthis subspecies just doesnt make sense evolution-wiseeither they'd reproduce asexually or there would be a male counterpart OR they wouldn't be a different species at all
>>65185936Flandre, nigger what is u doin?
>>65186115trooning out
>>65185936>>65185995Not all Rallyfags
>>65186121Dude imagine being a teenager in some discord to talk about anime or whatever and some 40 year old faggot janny puts a little egg flair on your username and drags you like a Mii character into the dedicated grooming channel. That's it. Your life is over you've been one shotted
>>65186105It's called gynogenesis.
>>65186080>but it's hot so who caresExactly
>>65186080it's apparently possiblehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_molly#Reproduction>all-female hybrid species of fish>mates with males of similar species>sperm stimulates (asexual) reproduction but isn't actually incorporated into the egg cells>offspring are clones of the mother
>>65183960That is a tall ass officer
>>65186080Anything that biologically incentivizes female on male rape isn't retarded but based
>>65186127so glad I only had to worry about regular pedophiles and people trying to trim my armor in runescape when I was growing up, kids today got it rough.
>>65186172I swear to God Roblox and Discord are more destructive and pervasive than anything that was out to get us.
>>65186180>incubators for entire sub-cultures of insane pedophilic nonsense>provided prime rhetorical fodder for the creation of a police state>greedy, nickle and diming jewsthey really are the work of Satan
>>65186204I tried to stick my cock into my shotgun, now my cock is mutilated
>>65186272was it an israeli one?
>>65185896That's an absolute hidden gem anon, you have quite the keen eye. I like this one a lot, had it on repeat for a hot minutehttps://youtu.be/-aAwyllZUrk
>>65186272>my shotgunRight... Sounds like a failed rape attempt to me in which case the gun was correct in defending herself from you.
>>65186135Ive spent years of my life at sea and never encountered this. I feel like I got ripped off.
>>65185728Women shouldn't be allowed to shave
>>65186403Unfortunate.
>>65184214Harpies Like, historically if you didn't have harpies on your side you'd be kinda fucked since they could have just dropped urn bombs on your head from too high up to hit them with arrows.In more modern contexts they're make great scouts and kind of a paratrooper-ish roll but might have dropped off a bit as planes got better. Ironically probably make a resurgence recently as anti-drone soldiers.
>>65186595The payload of a human scale bird is going to be laughable, they'd be far far more useful as scouts and messengers, especially pre high explosives. Of course they'd also be ideal for countering such uses, so you'd probably have hunter-killer harpies too.
>>65184214pre smokeless powder a lot actually but modern warfare ruins everything
>>65186603I'm not saying they're be dropping massive Hollywood explosion bombs on the enemy to kill them pre-powder explosives, but imagine a few big ass pots of flaming oil being dropped right on top of a phalanx or pike block, fire spreads everywhere, the formation immediately breaks out of panic, your guys easily pick off the now broken formation.
>>65186616Why not just throw it?
>>65186418>Incredibly fit girl with hour glass figure and clearly sub-10% body fat ashamed of her weightI will never understand this
>>65186139>offspring are clones of the motherIMAGINE
>>65186623It's a common trope for big girls to want to be small and dainty, it isn't just about fitness
>>65186622Throwing a big enough pot of boiling oil far enough to hit the enemy without worrying about it hitting your own guys is a lot harder than just flying over the enemy and dropping it, especially if you're in the middle of a tight formation so you don't get immediately shot with an arrow.
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>>65186139>Other all-female vertebrate species include the New Mexico whiptail, the desert grassland whiptail lizard, the mourning gecko and the blue-spotted salamander. Well shit, this is actually fascinating.
>>65186627> Throwing a big enough pot of boiling oil far enough to hit the enemy without worrying about it hitting your own guys is a lot harder than just flying over the enemy and dropping itSeems like the opposite would be true
>>65186644If anime harpies can easily fly while carrying a full grown male, they carry a big ass pot of oil.
>>65186647They get a 200% strength bonus when carrying their husband
>>65184214Bovine girls, good as field rations, they can eat the vegetation that humans can't and in return provide high fat and protein milk to supplement a soldiers diet.Also a morale boost thanks to the breastfeeding sessions.
>>65184214fairiesmake them carry a smartphone and a derringer or grenade, you can use them like drones but better
>>65186672
>>65186658>Sharing a nipple with your squadKinda gay ngl
>>65186658I’d have so many kids with her..
>>65186711Not the gayest thing that soldier will experience. Probably the best gay thing he will experience.
>>65186711So long as you wipe the nipple off before you latch on it's fine
>remember being younger and wanting to buy stuff that was “law enforcement only” at the time>have FLEO creds, badge, email>can’t think of a single thing I’d really care to buy right nowIt’s over bros, too depressed to even engage in retail therapy
>>65186711You think the sergeant would reserve one of the nipples for himself?
>>65186819He'd try, only for an officer to sequester her to his quarters.
>>65186824An officer would probably just go to the company cows where they keep the BIG girls
>>65186782>USEC girl is a rat.LMAO B-B-B-BASED!
>>65186852That's clearly meant to be a cow
>>65186855Until I see horns or cowprint I'm not convinced.
>>65186856Apparently it's some vtuber shit character
>>65186856Here's the character without the hat
>>65185739I don't know who this is, but looking at his page I'd wager there's a good chance he browses here. It would be quite funny if he turned out to be one of the foxanons.>>65185407Imo it's more that the show is just incredibly edgy which gets less funny as you mature. That is especially true for the abridged version. Luckily I'm still immature enough to find this shit hilarious.
>>65185293>Coyote(u)Anon plz. Is there anymore of her
Centauro B1
>>65186852>>65186856Rats don't have ears like that, nor the fluffy tip at the end of their tail.
>>65186992I'll have that with anchovies
>>65187049Two Centauros
>>65184225I made a race of (kemonomimi) wolf people in muh setting, though for various reasons as the udea evolved, they're not purely based on how wolves are or behave. They still have their schtick as being terrifying opponents to face in war since they tend to build their nations as military/logistics engines first and a civilian apparatus second.
>>65185936As if we needed more reasons to hate that asshole.
>>65186280Yeah thats a good one
>>65186595they'd still be great as paratroopersyou use mechanical power to get them well past their normal flight endurancebut due to their natural ability to fly they are a lot more nimble in the air and can also travel a lot further than a conventional paratrooper droptheir flight also helps them a lot after they have been committed. they would probably have to be more lightly armed than modern paratroopers. but they are much better able to avoid and go around strong points and enemy concentrations. playing into the advantages of paratroopers and trying to compensate for their disadvantages.they can also to a limited relocate on the fly and even make it back to your own lines on the wing.they could also play a niche role as assault troops when crossing rivers, minefields or uneven terrain.again playing into their speed and flying and (hopefully) getting relieved before the enemy can respond with force since they'd have less staying power.
>>65186603>He doesn't know what flechettes areJust drop bags of these.
>>65185936Delinquent Apartment or w/e that '3 min ecchi' show is. I know it's >Oh he's totally adult because he has a job as a manager haha ignore we don't state his age, make it vague due to his father in hospital and have the older women see him as a child
>>65186595>but might have dropped off a bit as planes got better.No. Consider they'd probably be the first people riding the most primitive aircraft. Makes sense harpies would develop a tradition as crew and probably pilots throughout the whole history of aviation. Their natural talent for flying would be literally superhuman, which probably translates to better-than-human piloting and reaction times. I don't see why the air wouldn't belong to harpies with or without artificial flight. >But no hands, no thumbsI'm sure they'd figure something out. Even if it means more crew per aircraft, they're also smaller and lighter than humans.>DronesThat's what would really piss them off. People "flying" aircraft from the ground with a radio and camera. A future where nobody will actually be in the air and nobody will need them.
>a duty officer hears a toilet is clogged & filled to the brim with shit, there's no plunger in the barracks & this being Sunday the civilian workers who'd deal with the situation aren't around.>the Duty asks to himself what to do.>"It's simple, you check the roster for anyone marked as "VUP" ("indoors duty only"-) & order them to unclog the toilet" a reservist Corporal says.>"Good thing then that I am "VPO" ("relieved from duties, participates in lectures"-)" another conscript chuckles.>Listening to this exchange, a reservist Lieutenant puts on a pair of vinyl gloves & goes to do the job himself while cursing.Another fine Sunday in the Finnish Army.
>>65187054I prefer the Type 10
>>65187054>>65187326wheeled tank killers have their place, but for most of the West their usefulness is quite limited outside of the home territory of the countries that use them (Italy has a need for a pseudo-tank that can go to places a true tank can not in the mountains, while Japan has a need for tank killers that can be moved around in transports not purpose-built for MBTs.)
>>65187403>Italy has a need for a pseudo-tank that can go to places a true tank can not in the mountainswhich, to my understanding, was the same reason why that they had those tankettes in the second world war
>>65186916you can rule me out, it's not me.>>65186977maybe
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>>65187597that's a mouse not a rat
>>65186861>>65186863I stand corrected. I sowwy.
>>65183938I would and I'm not proud of it.
>>65184872Did you actually read Vatican 2?
>>65187697This is the entirety of my knowledge of the subject https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ8Ds9HUPDM
>>65186684>not keeping a dump pouch, spare beanie, and jerky pack for the unit fairyIt’s a small waifu, but I have seen the documentaries.
>>65187733I keep a round of ratshot for the miniature fae
>>65187489don't you say...
>>65187705>I a protestant get all I know about Vatican 2 from a sedevacantist traditionalist group no amount of characters can express just how profoundly funny and retarded this is
I'm curious, in the monster girl version of Earth, how many poor young American GI's were just dragged off into the jungle but 8' tall tiger girls and disappeared forever, forced to be the husband of a massive apex predator deep in the south east Asian jungles?
>>65187868>forcedLol, lmao even
You don't actually like tall women, do you anon? They might even be taller than you, and get very flustered by it and need a lot of gentle reassurances that they are pretty and feminine.
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>>65187868No amount of tiger pussy will stop me from purging the red menace from this earth. THE PINKO COMMIE SCUM WILL BE ERADICATED, NO MATTER THE COST!
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>>65188005kek
>>65186826>BIG girlsYou asked?
>>65187952So what's the catch?
>>65187868Probably a few but not a whole lot. Now sailors and pirates on the other hand, fuck. Can you imagine how many got swiped over the course of history?
>>65187952>They might even be taller than you, and get very flustered by it and need a lot of gentle reassurances that they are pretty and feminine.Don’t threaten me with a good time
>>65187868you can't abduct the willing
>>65188051Amazon position, every night
>>65188052Remember, anywhere between 1000 to 2000 people go missing in national parks across the US every year, well the government never said it was ara-ara bear girls... But they never said it WASN'T ara-ara bear girls.
>>65188068if they get flustered about their height and need a lot of gentle reassurances that they are pretty and feminine, then frankly that seems unlikely
Tall women.
>>65187273Cant you just drive to a store and buy a plunger?
>>65187952The only time I've been dumbstruck by anything I saw in public was when I was getting groceries and nearly ran into a woman 4+ inches taller than me (I'm a 5'10" manlet royalty) She was gorgeous
>>65185407That's why you watch the Abridged version
>>65187952I'm 6'1 so a woman that's taller than me is extremely rare.I met one woman that was around 6'4 at a church a state away from me, she looked like Springfield too green eyes, long red hair, bangs like Springfield, later I was on a TDY in the Midwest so I couldn't ask her out in person so I tried to get her number through a female friend, that flopped.Than I was on some title 10 orders and I met this tall fire protection chick (Air Force firefighter) about my height maybe a little taller, unfortunately she was lesbian.
>>65187868>be draftee>don't really care about this war>couldn't point to Vietnam on a map until a month ago>go out on patrol looking for VC>find nothing, as usual>suddenly an 8 foot tall tiger woman bursts out of the jungle>remember the safety briefing about how they drag men off to be their husbands, never to be seen again>my lucky day>drop rifle and open my arms>get tackled to the ground and have the breath knocked out of me>she drags me into the jungle before my squad mates can react.>it's kind of a bumpy ride but I know it'll be worth it>we finally make it back to her den and she tells me that I'm her husband now and can never leave>TFW the Vietnam war is the best thing to ever happen to me
>>65188114When the horny brain kicks in, self doubt evaporates.
>>65188167Vietnam was the absolute peak of US combat aesthetics
>>65188085I hate how horny this image makes me. I deserve a bear wife
>>65184225love a good wolf girl that can easily kill me
>>65188183For me it's the spanish american war
>>65183938it's morally easier to fuck snake girl than horse girl.
>>65188275Shut the hell up snakefucker you are not better than us
>>65188275Morally easier lol?1 you're on /k/2 what ever happens between 2 consenting adults is totally ok and morally fine.
Tina is a lady cop now!
>>65188183WW2 paratroopers.
>>65188275What do you mean by that?
>>65186658ponder the size and immensity of an American Bison girl
>>65188218That tummy looks really soft and inviting, doesn't it?
>>65188501Don’t remind me, I want to fill it with food and offspring
>>65187952>They might even be taller than youThat's like .001% of women
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>>65187952>They might even be taller than youGod I wish, sadly the amount of women on this planet taller and stronger than me probably number in the hundreds, maybe dozens.
New chapter of The fire Rises is out and its kino.
>>65188222Checked and that goes for any monster girl. God it's so hot knowing they could kill you at a moments notice with ease but instead use their strength to just keep you close by and cuddled up next to them.
>>65188603Glow in the dark CAG bullshitery
>>65187952tall women dont exist
>>65188595I WANT TO BE MANHANDLED BY AN UMA
>>65188611Me too but only if it's Tomoe Umari.
>>65187952I actually don't because I don't have a fetish for being infantilized.
>>65188611This but Goldshi
>>65188615I've never actually watched any of her shit, I just think her design is great
>>65188606>God it's so hot knowing they could kill you at a moments notice with easeIs this how women feel about abusive men?
>>65188623great wallpaper image
>>65188624I can't explain it but even though it may seem similar the two situations are very different
>>65188624Unironically yes, it's the "I can fix him" and "he could kill me and chooses not to because he loves me" mentality. Sadly women seem to have a much hard time seperating fantasy from reality and the "he chooses not to" part doesn't actually happen.
>>65188630>"he chooses not to" part doesn't actually happen.it does actually. it's just that men who "choose not to" are just normal guys.
>>65188623She got that mesugaki face
>>65188759what is a mesugaki?
>>65188619
>>65188765like a kusogaki, but mesu instead of kuso
>>65188765An ornery little brat in need of correction.
>>65188884NEED
>>65189037no, that's just kusogaki
>>65184214vampire
Will FF return this week or do we let it slip away again
>>65189088Whatevers clever
>>65189088yeah, on Friday.
>>65189104>>65189127Wednesday is all but over, my window to strike has closed. Someone else will have to act in my stead
>>65189088I dunno, depends on who bakes
>>65189151What even rhymes with Thursday to warrant a thread theme?
>>65189153First thing that popped into my head was "tantal," so a defacto polish themed thread maybe.
>>65189153(tactical) thigh-high thursday
>>65189162How can thigh highs be tactical
>>65189162and when you wrote "rhyme" you were clearly implying consonance.>>65189163>minimal, low snag risk>prevent ticks from latching while you are operating>late medieval and early modern soldiers wore them
>>65189166Ohh
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>>65189160>>65189171The result was less creative than any of that :I
Best thread in a hot minute.Need more monstergirl themed threads
>mlp>real K threadMy how this board has fallen
>>65188173For women, the hard part is getting the horny brain to kick-in. Their minds connected everything to everything else and it causes them to have too many errant thoughts. It take a LOT of reassurance and careful coaxing and even then it isn't always successful....
>>65188765alright grandpa, let's get you to bed.
