>>65200263
>be me
>a badass
>pic related essentially
>be at mixology speakeasy in my city
>see female being harassed by creepy incel loser
>he asked to buy her a drink
>she obviously doesn't want to get harassed by creepy incels because she's at a bar alone
>not in my city
>I go up to him and say "hey buddy. why don't you leave the girl alone. I'm not to be messed with. I have access to the dark web. that's right I got these right here."
>I flash my nunchucks at him that I have hidden under my Levi's jacket.
>he laughs at me because he's afraid and then walks away.
>the female doesn't look at me or say anything but she doesn't have to because she knows she's protected.
>watch her while I stand next to her for the rest of the night until she leaves so I know she's safe.
>tip my trilby as she walks out.
>another woman kept safe from incels.
>they want sex from females but they won't get it on my watch.

>>65200264
>be me again
>go to another mixology speakeasy in the city.
>no females to protect so I leave after having a couple drinks because I can't afford more than a couple because the artisan crafted drinks cost $36.
>they need to charge that much because of what Trump did to the economy.
>as I'm leaving I turn down the alley to make a shortcut on my way home because it's a 30 minute walk back to my apartment.
>well it's not my apartment I actually just rent a room in the apartment from a guy named Zach, it's his apartment. he's pansexual but I don't have sex with him or anything.
>when I walk down the alley I see an incel creep shouting at a female and her friend, even though they're dressed provacatively they still look young so they're obviously children.
>since there's no reason for an adult creep male to be speaking to literal children I pull out my brass knuckles ready to beat him to protect the females.
>I stand there next to them and they're still arguing.
>they don't notice me for some reason, so I shout "hey incel!"
>the creep and the 2 females look at me confused. they didn't expect a badass to come to the rescue.
>the creep begs for his life: "hey man can you give us a minute me and my girlfriend need to talk in private please."
>girlfriend? no incel is going to have a child girlfriend on my watch.
>"stop harassing these children" I command to him.
>the females say they're 25, obviously groomed into saying that by the incel predator in case of a situation like this.
>I try to swing with my nunchucks but the guy backs away and pulls out a "gun" and points it at me.
>the female children start screaming and calling the police on their phones.
>the guy tries to reason with me and save his life and asking me to leave.
>I just stare at him menacingly.
>of course a weak man like him would need a gun to get his way. I don't need a gun because I'm a real man.

>>65200268
>I set my trilby on the ground so I don't get blood on it.
>but by then the commotion of my rescue causes a bunch of people to come outside the speakeasy so I have to run away to hide my identity.
>I can't allow the incels to know who protects this city.
>at least the children are safe now that there's witnesses.

>probably going to take another day off from my job (I deliver door dash on my bicycle) to protect the city tonight.
>there's another mixology speakeasy that I haven't patrolled yet but I probably won't buy any drinks because I'm almost out of money from the last personal loan I took out.

just a reminder to all you weak men on here who need "guns". I am watching. if you're in Seattle you will never harm a female on my watch.

>>65200263
Fuck ya
mudda

>>65200263
Why do simps love this picture?
Its clear everyone BUT the knight hates her.

>>65200264
>>65200268
>>65200279
Topkek, anon. Zozzle, even.

>>65200342
>if everyone hates her but I'm nice to her she'll give me a crumb of pussy

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>>65200264
>>65200268
>>65200279
I cri evry tiem.

>>65200263
>self report stories