Looks like Binging with Babbish is on our side. Have any other pop youtubers turned out to be pro-gun?
>>65201595>jewtubers
>>65201595Which kino did he watch to inspire this recipe?
>>65201595Is this before or after he was raped?
As always zoomers only know how to copy the greats
>>65201595nah he's a cucknever forget he was the first to white knight for that racist grifting bangla bitch Sohla
>>65201595What does "pro gun" even mean, everyone with a dick thinks guns are cool, some people are pro gun control and some aren't, just posing with a gun doesn't say anything, does he actually support the 2a or not, that's what you should be asking, a lot of "pro gun" guys really don't>>65201803God damm this post gave me flashbacks to that period in the late '10s (?) when /ck/ was overrun with parasocial e-drama
>>65201595>>65201794did alton take him shooting?
Kermit voice: Wash your penis, bucko!
>>65201595i thought he is a hipster lefty
>>65201739what
>>65201595Did he move out of Jew York City? Otherwise I assume he's just posing with somebody else's gear.
>>65202926>Jew York City>run by mudslimes
>>65201794anon thats not the same outfit or gun at all, are you color blind?
>>65203268>mamdani>muslimLMFAO
>>65201595He's a fagAlso fell for blmhttps://x.com/BingingWBabish/status/1266353432023228416>>65201803Forgot about this, fuck this retarded faggot even more
Dead internet>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/39038499/#q39038499
>>65201739>gets raped>becomes pro-gunreally gets the noggin joggin
>>65201595This pic was taken years ago. IIRC his gf bought him a range day at some shoothouse for his birthday and they took pics afterwards.
>>65201595How were you able to distinguish him from any of the other youtubers that look exactly like this?
>>65202662I feel for Peterson. He was never the same after his induced coma in that R*ssian rehab clinic his daughter made him go to. Maybe death would have been better.All that Fatherly Aura and the one child he couldn't raise right was his own.
>>65203427Word for word OP. Fuck.
>>65203586Most people aren't right for years after bezo abuse. It took me more than a year after I quit drinking (also a GABAergic) but alcohol's half life is measured in minutes or hours, whereas a benzo can be measured in days. Granted, in the end, you're just drunk all the time and get there anyways.I don't think people can appreciate how squishy the human brain is if they never went through it. And that's probably for the best, because I wouldn't recommend it.
>>65201595He looks like such a soft wet little boy. No wonder he got punked out.
>>65201794Gives off this vibe.
>>65202857I don't remember all the details but basically he went to get mental help because he was feeling suicidal or something. Then got raped while he was there. Unironically.
>>65203644I don't doubt the benzos put him at death's door, but it was the Russian clinic that made him drop down several distributions on the bell curve.
>>65203902Nigga, I just told you we're measuring in years. Detox doesn't work immediately for anyone to return to baseline brain homeostasis, as a matter of fact it usually doesn't work at all but just endchapters the desperation of addiction (at best). It doesn't matter if you were smart beforehand, you're going to be retarded for a while.
>>65202857He admitted on his own subreddit that he had some sort of mental break (says it was from overwork and being up for several days straight but he was almost certainly abusing stimulants) and went to the hospital to try get sedated only to be sent to a psychiatric institution instead where he was sexually assaulted by another patient. Then his wife left him a few months later.
>>65203971>his wifeHonestly I thought he was gay, though I may be getting him confused for the tasting history guy
>>65203971When it rains, it pours.
>>65201595Armed to /protect trans lives/ or some other leftist delusion. Nice brake faggot.
>>65203978He’s not gay either, tasting history has a Latina wife
>>65204026A latina named Jose I see.Oof that face, I hope he has a fat nalgon at least for Miller's sake
>>65203427Why would somebody repost an old prompt
>>65202857>In the bone rattling winter of ‘22 Binging with Babish was brutally raped in a nut house, KWAB!
>>65203955>you're going to be retarded for a whileNigga and I just told you he will be retarded forever because the Russian detox treatment involved putting Father "clean your penis" Kermit into a month+ long coma.
>>65204026>tasting history has a Latina wifeTasting history 146% a fruitcake. He is as gay as hardtack is clacky.
>>65204026Bizarre that you knew the ethnicity, but not the gender. He gay nigga. He's fucking a latino.
>>65204168Conceded, it's probably worse to detox and not even be conscious for it. Like he wanted to time-skip the hardship without realizing that you need to be there to process it. But then again, it's not like he wasn't going to fall from grace after his moment in the sun. Can't hold onto fame --however meager it is, forever.I don't know, I'm giving him some slack because I wouldn't want to have a camera in my face when I knew I was too retarded to function.
>>65204026>wifewell im not sure how the gays see it but sure wife works
>>65203586fatherless hands typed this post
>>65201595>Babbishhe was fun when he was doing bacon sandwiches and tasted them on video. now it is just sad.
>>65204026Man worked for Disney; I think it's a requirement of employment if male to be gay
>>65204032how can anyone look at this pic and not know he's a flamerno straight man has that tile in their kitchen
>>65204181>Can't hold onto fame --however meager it is, forever.His message was also limited in that in essence it was rather repeatable and no one would pay to listen to the same thing again and again>You should take responsibility because life is suffering, here's whyI did like the Bible series he started though.
>>65201595There's something about this guy that just deeply disgusts me.
>>65204026>He’s not gay either, tasting history has a Latina wifeSounds pretty fucking gay to me. No straight, white man would fuck a spic.
>>65204696He's so handsome though. The ladies really lost our with this one. Like more more squared, more symmetrical Ryan Gosling. Not sure why so many females support the gay agenda when the best of our soldiers fall victim to it.
>>65204706I'm like, 99% sure his job was literally being Prince Charming at Disneyworld. It's absolute pottery how gay he is. Every female Disney fan's ideal man is a handsome, charming, well-dressed man who can cook, and who is coincidentally gay. I enjoy his show and quite like him, although he seems like a pretty bad cook, but I find it amazing that anyone could think for a second he's straight.
>>65201595I can't be the only one who saw this
>>65204706They like pretty, alpha but not overly masculine gays specifically because they're a hot guy that takes care of himself yet is entirely nonthreatening.It also allows them the fantasy of being the one woman amazing and cool enough or whatever to turn them to the vagina side if they actually want to fuck him.Also far more women then you'd think are into gay smut and the like.
>>65204729>99% sure his job was literally being Prince Charming at DisneyworldHe literally said it was. I think it was the Sally Buns episode?
>>65204696for years i thought he was straight, until someone told he was gay
>>65204761Seek a professional technician to diagnose and troubleshoot your gaydar. I highly suspected him since the first episode.
>>65204765Can't a guy be fucking nice anymore, friendly?
>>65204729Only tangentially related, but horny modern women got the Tarzan walkaround role retired because they would not stop groping and sexually harassing him.
>>65204733I saw a penis.
>>65204774That's not it. It's something intangible and not for me to put into words.
>>65204776Leg day. Never ever.
>>65204786Tbf, Tarzan would probably skip legs a lot as well
>>65204786>>65204796his quads look fine you nerds.
>that one steamy night in '22 when his asshole got tunneled out by a mentally ill nigger
>>65204782He has the gay voice. That's the easiest and simplest tell by far. It's also cross cultural, exists for every language and is basically universally never produces false positives. I've never had anyone give me a good explanation for its existence and it seems like reasonable evidence that at least some gay people are 100% biologically gay.
>>65201595Maybe Bumming with Babbish should have been better armed before he got gaped in the insane asylum. KWAB
>>65205096From what I've noticed it seems like the ones who were socialized with girls growing up get the gay voice, the ones who were socialized with other boys in the ordinary way don't.And are also often secretly actually bisexuals who can't stand women or just love cock that much. Often both at the same time.
>>65204776God, Disney >females are fucking crazy. Being back on the dating market, one of the biggest red flags is anything Disney or Pixar in their profile. More so than them being potheads. Stay away from Disney girls, anons. They're worse than Horse girls.
>>65205454I wouldn’t say “worse” than horse girls, merely a different type of crazy. And without the fantastic ass.
>>65203586> Fatherly auraI have a bridge to sell you
>>65204800Post legs
be honest /k/, can you actually cook?
>>65201794Makes sense, given how he found so many chances to shit talk the government for overbearing regulations on individuals in Good Eats.Even had a pair of glowniggers as stock characters to show up when things like unpasteurized milk for cheese making or import restrictions came up
no ones gonna mention keanu reeves and the fact he does 3-gun?
>>65206422Yes, my specialty is stews and sauces. My ratatouille is second to none and my chili is top shelf according to everyone that's tried either. Still trying to get better at grilling, like I can grill well enough but it never comes out as good as when my brother makes steak. Maybe I need to start using dry seasoning over marinating
>>65207417That looks good. I like making ghoulashes with whatever i have left in the fridge
>>65205973Most horse girls have frumpy asses from sitting all day
>>65201595It's not exactly surprising, but Cleetus just put up a range video with the guys from his crew and revealed that he owns a select fire MP5 among other things.
>>65201595why would you make a thread about some random fag using a gun in a country where anyone can
>>65206422I made lentils in the rice cooker yesterday and steamed carrots in the microwave. Does that count?
>>65207851Wut? They have great legs and ass from grippin' that horse flank.
If you knew who that faggot is you're part of the problem.
>>65208070thats it youre goin in the ratatouille bud
>>65208084But ratatouille is a vegetarian dish. He can go in the chili though, undoubtedly he needs to be spiced to hell and back to be remotely palatable
>>65207417Got any good chili recipes?
>>65201601Except that Tim Pool won and Subverse is a (shitty) dead game lamo.
>>65212100Tim's been drowning since his Russiabux got taken away
>>65201794He used to be cool but once he went bald he really cucked out
>>65206422Hell yes. I've even been asked to make people steaks for their anniversary dinners. I know several people who are better than me but they went to culinary school so they damn well should be.
>>65212105>russiaWas less than 10% of his income.
>>65209517Sure, this is a half-remembered recipe me and some friends whipped up on a camping trip that turned out great>1 lb ground beef>1 tb salt, pepper, and chili>1 tsp cayenne, garlic, onion, and mustard powder>1 poblano>1 jalapeño>3 serranos>1 can of Wendy's chili with beans>1 can of red beans>a can of beer, we used AsahiIt's not my usual home recipe when I have access to better materials but for what we were able to throw together on the fly it was excellent. And yes I like beans in my chili, I know someone's gonna yell at me for that, get over it
>>65213458The only people who flip a shit about beans in chili are Texans that make being Texan their entire personality.
>>65201794That rifle setup is questionable but his show was so damn good.
>>65204046It happens all the time. I have seen identical threads, including the first few responses, multiple times.
>>65204032>>65204696He registers on my Gaydar but I don't care. He seems legit and does interesting and quality videos.
>>65206422I just made bolognaise from fresh tomatoes
>>65213458>>65214165Chili without beans sucks. It's only good for putting on hot dogs or spaghetti.
>>65214193>chili (no beans)>mustard>coleslaw>onions>onna burgerUntil you have tried one all the way you have not lived.
>>65201595Pictures of people with guns especially when they wear sunglasses and ESPECIALLY if they are celebrity fags will never not look dorky
>>65206422I'm making citrus marinated chicken tortas with roasted red peppers and chipotle aoili for a date tomorrow.
>>65204026>He’s not gay either, tasting history has a Latina wife>wifeYou know what, maybe he did make that latino his wife.Does seem like a bit of a queer top to me.He is absolutely, positively gay though.He has favourite musicals for fuck's sake.
>>65214202So a fancy Sloppy Joe. You forgot the mayo. Trumped by pulled pork.
>>65204706>Not sure why so many females support the gay agenda when the best of our soldiers fall victim to it.Same reason I like Jodie Foster, Gillian Anderson, and Kristen Stewart.I was never going to get to fuck any of them anyway, so I can just look at their tits in their nude scenes and it doesn't matter to me.Thinking of them kissing girls is hotter anyway.
>>65206422>be honest /k/, can you actually cook?Very well.I've designed and made unique ice cream recipes, either to experiment with ingredients or on request.I bake pies and cakes and pasties and sausage rolls.I've turned out four course meals for twenty people from my kitchen.I know how to turn a chicken inside-out and remove all bones and meat without breaking the skin, then I stir-fry the chicken meat with a bunch of water chestnut, bamboo shoots, tree ears, and tiger lilly blossoms, mix with steamed rice and use it to stuff the chicken, then roast it until it's done.I'm pretty good with roasts, soups and stews too.I'm a very good cook.
>>65214181>It happens all the time. I have seen identical threads, including the first few responses, multiple times.I don't really believe in slide threads, is it 4chan itself trying to stimulate traffic for advertiser appeal?
>>65204046>>65214181>>65214448It's just soiyteens trying to kill 4chan.
>>65214418>mayo>on an all the wayNo.
>>65214457How does that help kill 4chan?Also they don't need to try, it's been dying for years without their involvement
>>65204761jesus christ, how are people this oblivious
>>65204782I've had his channel blocked from recommendations for years because he's a creepy queer but you're right, it is more than the voice with with.He always gave the vibe that he was like Hannibal Lector if Hannibal exclusively ate schoolboys from prestigious private schools.
>>65204706>Not sure why so many females support the gay agendaThey get the eye candy and the financial goodies without having to put up i.e. fuckRead a couple of modern chick lit books sometime, it's an educationBasically she gets everything she wants and is never wrong
>>65214789>jesus christ, how are people this obliviousIf you're the very straight kind of guy who just doesn't think about gay sex 24/7, you can be incredibly comfortable around gay people and gay things and it doesn't even register to you.Because why would it? He's not ever wondered whether a guy would sleep with him or would want to sleep with him.>>65215113>because he's a creepy queerHe's just a theatre faggot, they're harmless unless you're worried they'll give your girlfriend good advice about how you're treating her.That and cutting snark that shreds your high-school reputation if you cross them, is the worst that they do.>>65215119>and is never wrongNah, they're not afraid to tell the fag-hags when they're wrong, it's just more acceptable to them coming from them. Possibly because they speak the same language and/or aren't threatening or a subject to impress and so don't make them defensive.
>>65214442>designed and made unique ice cream recipesWeirdest? Weirdest that was actually good?Ever do the meme Thomas Jefferson oyster ice cream?
>>65214509Mayo makes everything betterMiracle whip is the spawn of satanAioli is great
>>65215278I haven't done any kind of seafood ice cream but I've made ice cream with candied bacon, I've also made a chocolate-chilli ice cream that was extremely spicy, that took some effort to do.
>>65215228If you are naive. I remember being shocked before finding out a couple dudes I hung with were bi, but looking back now; it was obvious.4chan is a cancer, but one of its few benefits, besides exposing you to info you never qould have otherwise encountered is learning how to read people based on a single view, since inevitable Anons will contribute and divulge esoteric info about said person.
>>65215278>POV; you are a 15 year old slave girlI love him so much, bros.
>>65215293I doubt it's a stone unturned to you but if it happens to be, real banana ice cream is fantastic. I also had a very nice honey lavender one but floral flavors aren't for everyone.I really ought to get into ice cream making with the ongoing enshitification of the commercially available stuff
>>65215317I'm not wild on banana (and nobody ever requested it) so I haven't done it, I've done a floral one though that included parfait amour
>>65206422I like baking. Took a few tries to get the crumb I want in my sourdough.
>>65201595Man I haven't watched his videos in ages, they went downhill in quality at some point and stopped being comfy to watch while eating.
>>65212100Tim Pool lost and Subverse not only got completed but even got a post-game DLC not too long ago.
>>65201739>>65203704>>65203971This sounds like some bullshit...
>>65215548>Man I haven't watched his videos in ages, they went downhill in quality at some pointFor me, it was when he leaned into parasocial viewer farming. I liked the recreations of meme dishes but all I usually want are recipes, not a pretend friend who doesn't know I exist.
>>65206422Better than most people our age these days seem to be able to. I mostly specialize in grilling and frying, and making weeb/chink shit. Here's some Chinese pan fried dumplings I made from scratch a while back, flavor and texture came out pretty good but I guess my Eastern European ancestry kicked in and they came out shaped like pierogis lol.
>>65216432And some katsu, which is really my specialty these days.
>>65204696Unsurprising. /k/ommandos can be "unwittingly" walked into most homosexual acts so long as their penis is soothed by historical factoids and WWII history buffism. Start talking about the Battle of Britain and they won't notice the train of dicks accruing around them. However unlike the local homosexual divergents who prey on the socially starved autists here >>65215228 Max is just a gay dude who lives in gayville, LA and probably makes some number of women learn history for once. Unclear if that is net positive but it's probably ok.
>>65216579>Max is just a gay dude who lives in gayville, LA and probably makes some number of women learn history for once>and probably makes some number of women learn history for onceI wonder if he really spergs out off camera and tries to tell people at parties about Ivan the Terrible's tax plan or how Cicero held the republic together for a short time after the Ides of March.I feel like he might be more /k/ than I previously thought.
>>65216612I've seen at least one of his videos where he had a short vlog-like segment about meeting fans in other countries.That gave me the distinct impression that he's absolutely the kind of guy that's prone to uninterrupted 20-minute autism infodumps on whatever special interest subject of choice is.But given how charming and socially aware this fucker is, he's probably such a massive alpha-male chad that he's well aware that the people he's talking at aren't interested, yet still actively chooses to tell them all about ass-wiping practices and preferred ass-wiping materials used by various socioeconomic classes of 15th century Bohemia.
>>65216636>But given how charming and socially aware this fucker is, he's probably such a massive alpha-male chad that he's well aware that the people he's talking at aren't interested, yet still actively chooses to tell them all about ass-wiping practices and preferred ass-wiping materials used by various socioeconomic classes of 15th century Bohemia.He probably makes it interesting.
>>65216579It's funny, I'm also a guy named Max from LA and I think I'm the only Max I've ever met who ISN'T gay. Even after moving to middle of nowhere Oregon I've managed to meet another Max who's a completely unashamed femboy furfag. Just another reason I hate my parents for giving me this stupid name.
>>65216442I would crush that.
Decided to make kvas after that one thread the other week.
>>65217029The darkest rye I could find was like an unappetizing light grey before I fried it.
>>65204032I like Max's vids way better than Babish's stuffs these days. It seems Babish kinda just gave up, doing ranking videos and all that burnt out bullshits. And I appreciate Max's effort in all the research he put into historical recipes.
>>65215317To me any recipe that involves bananas is highly suspect. This is not a gay thing. This is after one-too-many peanut butter banana whey smoothies I forced down in college. Thankfully the experience never spoiled me on the nut, just the nanner.
>>65216442i'm assuming that's a pork cutlet but what's the croquette? anyway looks tasty
>>65217084It's actually an egg, I just happened to have some hard boileds already in the fridge and extra breading stuff after I did the pork so I figured I may as well try. It was kinda mid but would've been great with a soft or medium-boiled egg.
>>65217037Previous batch I made out of bagels (sue me) and it turned out better than the grey rye one. About 75% of the way to the real stuff from the yellow barrels. Looked terrible though, but I guzzled that shit down like a Serb who was denied his ration.
>>65217091
>>65215551And it's still shit
>>65217089if you wrapped the egg in sausage before breading it you would have a scotch egg, one of the greatest things ever
>>65201739>>65202857>>65203704>>65215554He was assaulted after checking into a nut hut due to mental exhaustion and burn out. While there, another inmate attacked him.No one is sure why he felt the need to publicly state all o this as none of it would've been known outside of a few people. But it does make sense that he'd get strapped afterwards and become a 2A enjoyer.
>>65217058>I like Max's vids way better than Babish's stuffMax isn't trying to create a following or a brand, other than pushing his book a little, he just gives you a recipe and some history.Babish has this whole parasocial thing that seems like he wants followers or to create some kind of movement or his own fan club.>Being with BabishFuck me, that was on the nose.
>>65217245The raped
>>65217245>No one is sure why he felt the need to publicly state all o thisBecause he's some kind of narcissist who thrives on attention.
>>65201794VODA?
>>65217201Yeah, scotch egg is what gave me the idea to do it in the first place. I should try making actual ones sometimes, I've never been good at getting the egg the right amount of done though.
>>65217245>In 2014, Rea married his high school sweetheart; they divorced in 2017.[16][4] Rea announced his engagement with Babish Culinary Universe producer Jess Opon in an Instagram post on May 13, 2021.[17] The two were married in Binging with Babish episode 9 Million Subscriber Special by comedian and Universal Life Church-ordained minister Joel McHale.[18] In an October 2023 Reddit post, Rea confirmed that he and Jess Opon had split up in the summer of 2022.[19]Lmao
>>65215548>they went downhill in quality at some pointhe very obviously ran out of material and could only make ever more complicated stuff>>65217291>parasocialTIL a new word>>652173582 divorces in 10 years, what a class act
>>65207417Get the outside of the steak pretty dry just use salt pepper garlic. Get the grill kinda hot and just slap the steak on.
>>65217103>>65217091>>65217073>>65217037>>65217029I made a pear one and used champagne yeast. Came out around 4% abv, and was delicious. If I could have carbed it, I would have.
>>65217913Pear kvas?
>>65217946Yes.
>>65217762>2 divorces in 10 years, what a class actIt's worse, one 3 year marriage, one 1 year marriageWhat's the bet he was cheating on the first wife with his producer, then after a few years dating, married her and...cheated on her with someone else?Or she just discovered what he was like to actually be married to.Two divorces could happen but those are very short marriages.
>>65218281>Or she just discovered what he was like to actually be married to.That, or being a liberal, he married a liberal woman, and then discovered what they are like to actually be married to.
>>65215548I can't even remember the last time he made an actual cooking video, I still follow him so I see his videos on my youtube feed but it's always some "ranking all slop flavors" video.
>>65206422I guess so, at least I'm better then my wife at it. I made a decent Kung Pow Chicken recently.
>>65217029>>65217091>>65217913Based and /diy/pilled.
>>65214442>>65215293Based and Lao Gan Ma pilled. Mexican chili-chocolate mixes are the shit. Ice cream, pork rub, whatever.>>65206422I'm pretty good. Lucky enough to be able to deconstruct a sauce on my tongue and largely re-create it, and I try to do a novel recipe or two every month just for the hell of it. Most recent one was tuom and mujadara (lentil and rice pilaf that's steamed under caramelized onions, with an emulsified garlic sauce). I also make my own pickles and preserve a bunch of food as a side gig.
>>65219884Nice Adjurani Khachapuri.Did you find Sulguni cheese?
>>65219884>>65219920Hmm, you baked the eggs into it though, you're supposed to crack them into the cheese fresh from the oven and then the diner stirs it into the cheese to cook it.
>>65219920>Did you find Sulguni cheese?Couldn't find sulguni so I chopped up a sour Oaxaca. Was damned good. Did chopped broadleaf parsely, chives, and fresh tarragon as the herb salad. Really knifes through all the fat.>>65219924That was my first attempt, I did it properly the second time on mine. Wife doesn't like undercooked eggs so hers still got time under the broiler. I'm going to mess around with lobjo next week, already got the spice mixes together. I learned to cook from rural Mexican grandmas and it's amusing how close a lot of their stuff is to Georgian and Lebanese street food. Just add Levantine spices and more yeasted wheat flour.
>c/k/
>>65220065I really wouldn't have likened Georgian to Mexican but I guess I don't know Mexican well.Though I'll give you lobiani.
>>65217201For some reason every time I see scotch egg on a menu anymore it's fucking quail eggs.
>>65221045Because a whole scotch egg is fully half a meal in itself, and people nowadays have the luxury of variety so they want to eat more kinds of food in one sitting.(I used to wander around London munching on scotch eggs as snacks / on-the-go ersatz meals)
>>65220065>Wife doesn't like undercooked eggs so hers still got time under the broilerhmmphIt's a common enough heresy, I've had a kachapuri in cyprus that was done that way.It's always a bit disappointing though.
>>65201595>our sideGo back to plebbit, retard.
>>65217201>if you wrapped the egg in sausage before breading it you would have a scotch egg, one of the greatest things everI wish Chinese tea eggs were more common.
>>65218281Or he's just a miserable cunt to be around and the money that he has isn't worth the headache that comes from living with him
>>65221290>not going for the little boy's pee eggsyou don't appreciate Chinese cuisine at all do you
>>65221320I can do preserved duck eggs and century eggs which are basically the same thing.Tea eggs are far superior though.
>>65221410>Tea eggs are far superior>to century eggsYou're mad
>>65221605I'll fight you
>>65221605>>65221616you are both gay and gweilo for not accepting young boy's pee eggs as the bestdespite them being the Emperors favorite since the Tang dynasty Xi himself visiting the factory that makes them so he could personally sample and inspect the youn boy's pee
>>65206422I'm going to go to the grocery store and buy the supplies I need to bake my own bread from scratch later, then pair that with a nice vegetable soup.
>>65203704>>65203971Cant you not own guns anymore after going to a psych ward?
>>65221996IIRC only if you're involuntarily committed, though that can vary by state
>>65222036Only if you have been adjudicated mentally deficient. A mere emergency commitment ("Baker act") does not (federally) make you a prohibited person.
>>65221410>Preserved duck eggsThe pink ones?I bought some out of curiosity and it wasn't that bad, just extremely salty.Is it supposed to be used like a condiment?Or am I once again underestimating asian salt tolerance?
>>65221410>century eggnigga, that shit with some drops of onions sauce, sesame oil, and sugar sprinkled on top? That shit is heaven with some rice.
>>65224793>picrelThose are simply "salted egg"Yes they are a condiment. You eat tiny bits of it with rice or porridgeIt's a common Asian condiment, but it's never been my cup of tea(I was just bitching to my mum 2 days ago that no, I don't bloody well know the price of these things because I have never in my life ever bought any)>preserved duck eggsI think anon meant duck century eggs>>65224848The best quality century eggs are eaten on its ownAnother common accompaniment is thin slices of pickled gingerA classic peasant dish is the softest grade of tofu, chilled cold, plus slices of century egg, s oy sauce, any kind of aromatic oil e.g. garlic oil or onion oil, garnished with chopped spring onion
>>65224868only ever had commercial century egg. Honestly, I've always been more a fan of the salted duck egg than the century egg. Much more versatile with what you eat with it. And the most luxurious use of it is the crumbled yolk used to coat fried king/snow crab.
>>65221168>Because a whole scotch egg is fully half a meal in itselfBut that's why I want one! I blame the appetizer industrial complex
>>65224848>nigga, that shit with some drops of onions sauce, sesame oil, and sugar sprinkled on top? That shit is heaven with some rice.The first way I ever had preserved duck egg was with a sauce basically what you said but served on salty tofu.I've never had it that way ever since and it's been decades.
>>65224848>that shit with some drops of onions sauce, sesame oil, and sugar sprinkled on top? That shit is heaven with some rice.I've had it as a side dish, over salty tofu which was pretty good. >>65224793>Or am I once again underestimating asian salt tolerance?It's too salty for me but it makes sense in tropical climates or heatbowls where you sweat and dehydrate all day.
>>65217029>>65217037>>65217091I made a gallon of kvass out of whole wheat sourdough and sweetened it with some raw honey and sliced apple. I fermented it with sourdough starter that my mom gifted to me. Shit was fantastic, tasted like a tangy hefeweizen.
>>65201595lmao at that optic placement
>>65201803QRD on her? I saw her show and she just seemed like your normal unmarried millennial spinster
>>65204026Dude is gay as shit and plows latino twink bussy. Honestly good for him, he seems like a legitimately good hang
>>65206422I used to be better, but I left a 10 year relationship and ever since my motivation to do so is way down
>>65209517What the fuck is Goldwater smoking? I'd try it but that's so much onion, and mushroom is a weird addition
>>65230245wiki itjeet muzzie who spent her whole career screaming #MeBLMToo while trying to girlboss through the deep blue states and bite the hand that feedsotherwise completely and utterly unremarkable
>>65230254American chili is basically a form of Italian ragu anyway
>>65230254What I want to know is what's going on with Eisenhower's "chick chili" with garbanzos, pork and veal.
>>65230254Mushroom is umami.Ever added blood to chili?
>>65232385it needs to be coagulated and seasoned, but is still quite lacking in tastepork blood is a traditional chinese dish. imagine blood pudding but with the texture of tofu
I made meatballs for subs tonight
>>65232933and Babish is a Jewish homosexual
>>65228964This Jew is OK
>>65201595Lean Beef Patty just posted a video of her sighting in her AR
>>65232950Watched a few of her videos and she seems like a very low IQ person
>>65232385>Ever added blood to chili?Only if I really fuck up chopping the onions.
>>65232970I think she is normal in the IQ range. But I also think she is extremely dorky
>>65232778Eh, that just looks like blood sausage without the skin and without the chunks of fat.
>>65206422eggs with roasted tomatoes, hominy, and feta. Good for a quick breakfast.>>65228964my favorite schizo
>>65234747hominy in egg bites seem like a good idea for dem carbs. will try. thanks anon.
>>65234722>blood sausage without the skin and without the chunks of fat.Wrong. You seemingly have never ever blood sausage.
>>65234722no, much less actual food in it than thatit's just pork blood with a coagulant added to give it the minimal structure necessary to stand upblood sausage has actual meat and filler in it
>>65201595I would say this is only because he got his chastity stolen by a mental patient, and so getting into guns is his way of regaining agency over his sexuality; much in the same way that a surprising about of varbie girls are rape victims. So, good for him, but at the same time it would be cosmically amusing if some escaped schizo ploughed his rosebud a second time.
>>65206422When people say they cannot cook it usually just means that they lack patience. Or occasionally that they are genuinly retarded.
>>65236281or>my time is more precious and I earn more working than I would if I came home earlier from the office and cooked instead of eating out
>>65236281>>65236327Although we'd probably agree that cooking something good doesn't need to be complicated, it's still a skill that needs to be learned and not everyone has.It's pretty easy to fuck up if you're not disciplined enough to watch the stove and/or don't know the right length of time to cook a steak or what cuts of meat make a good steak, to say nothing of more complicated dishes.Just like some people take their car to a mechanic instead of spending the time and acquiring the tools to service it themselves, same thing in the kitchen.Do you pick up something on the way home that's guaranteed to be ok or spend half an hour making something that won't be as good?Of course we should all know how to maintain our own cars, remember to clean our guns, and be able to cook a decent meal....but in reality, we only have so many points on the character sheet and we have to prioritise where to spend them.
>>65236327>>65236837>type easy recipes or whatever you want into youtube or google>literally read or watch step by step directions >wa laIt really is that easy People are genuinely just retarded fucking cattle Also>what is meal prep>what is a slow cooker
>>65236941>what is I'm a high enough net worth individual that 1 hour of my billings is equivalent to 1 week's groceries
>>65236965Good for youThat post was more in response to the part where you imply you need to come back home and cookMeal prep would take care of that for most other people
>>65236987You have to know about slow cookers and they still require prep work and even more forward planning, as does meal prep, which is its own skill.People have to learn these things to know them, just as you once did.Not everyone cares to spend their leisure time on the things you do.
The whole "I'm too rich/my time is too valuable to cook" thing is a huge cope for most people who just want to justify spending 1,500 per month on eating out and door dash, or poor diet.
>>65237049>>65236987>That post was more in response to the part where you imply you need to come back home and cook>Meal prep would take care of that for most other peopleoh yeah right sorryit's true, I think far too many people eat out when they should cook, and meal prep saves a lot of time
I'd feel like shit if I had to eat restaurant food all the time. I worked in a lot of restaurants when I was young, and they're all filthy and unhygenic, and use shit like butter flavored liquid margarine to cook everything.
>>65230327>Nothing but redfag buzzwords
>>65238353>it's true, I think far too many people eat out when they should cook, and meal prep saves a lot of timeFar too many people, me included, go to mechanics for simple jobs that they could theoretically do themselves if they bought a few tools and spent several dozen hours on learning how to do it themselves.Is it especially hard to change your own oil?No.Do you need to sit down and learn some shit to do it, prepare an environment where you can do it safely and easily?Yes.Do I have time to do that shit?Not particularly.I would save a bunch of money by taking some short mechanics course and buying a few tools and owning a garage or at least a lock-up where I could work on my car.The time investment would impact on other things I use that time for though.
>>65238356>use shit like butter flavored liquid margarine to cook everythingtbf one of the main reasons I don't eat restaurant food very often is because presentation and taste trump health and nutrition every time in restaurants.I kind of treat restaurant food like junk food because it's not designed around a sustainable diet.
>>65232933Wanna know the best part about making meatballs?
>>65240112worse than that; >>65238356 is probably talking about your run-of-the-mill mom-and-pop diner but most people also eat a lot of fast food>I kind of treat restaurant food like junk foodin the old days that's what granny used to say>why you eatin out>we have food at home don't we>what's wrong with my cooking>it's healthier>outside food is trash
>>65241794>>outside food is trashIt is if you're focused on diet.Get a steak with peppercorn gravy and that gravy will be rendered fat, maybe augmented with bacon grease, and heavy cream.I'd make a very different version of that sauce at home, it wouldn't be quite as good but also not as artery clogging. Restaurants don't have the same priorities though.
>>65215547recipe?
>>65215293ok so not actually that wacky, just 2015 reddit core flavors
>>65217073>This is after one-too-many peanut butter banana whey smoothies I forced downayy brother
>>65219924the heat from the cheese cooks the egg
>>65237563this. There's also an implication that they can't take 15 minutes out of their day as if they're selling their labor for like 16 hours straight, 7 days a week. Which in that case is still wage slavery btw. But more realistically they're grossly overstating the amount of time they spend working or "generating value". Cooking and buying groceries doesn't take that much time especially out of a normal person's non-working hours, and it's very very unlikely that the amount of money you would "otherwise" be has a higher opportunity cost. The only time this crosses is when you're like making 8 figures, but at that point the wealth builds itself and your life could be entirely made up of leisure time.
>>65243256>The only time this crosses is when you're like making 8 figures, but at that point the wealth builds itself and your life could be entirely made up of leisure timelollook, the math is dead simplemy pay works out to about $200 an hourlike many professions, I bill more if I work more hoursso no, I can't actually "sit back and let the wealth build itself"and 8 figures? lmaonow, if I cooked all my meals, I could cut my food bill by about 40%, because you can't get away from eating out with colleagues and family(and yes FYI there were times when I cooked my lunch and brought it to work)but in exchange? I'd give up at least 5 or 6 hours a week, even with meal prepdo the math; it's not worth my time>take 15 minutes out of their dayit's not going to be 15 minutes for you to prep ingredients, cook, and then wash up afterwardsnot even if you batch meal prep, which I have done before
>>65230252I feel your pain. Cooking for one sucks.
>>65234722Blood sausage typically has oats in it.
>>65236327Very gay and jewish mentality.Post body.>>65236941Dad used to use slow cooker all the time.My friend's Dad did too, but that was to cover up the smell of weed.
>>65236965So you are a fucking loser with no work life balance and you trust poors to handle the things you pit in your mouth.I guarantee you are out of shape because you don't think exercise is "worth your time."
>>65243328>>65243336well that rustled some jimmieswhat's left of them anyway, roidasaurus rex
>>65243310So you dead ass work 112 hours per week, and sleep the rest? Like you have absolutely 0 leisure time during the week? Or is that $200/hr actually spread over somewhat normal hours?My point is that you're not earning that money during your non-working hours, as in the time you're already spending shitposting on /k/. Choosing to spend leisure time on things other than cooking is fine if that's your preference, just don't bullshit people with the excuse that it's not financially feasible.
>>65243393>112 hoursactual work more like 20-30 hours, plus prep and adminbut I gave an averaged-out figure assuming the standard 40 a week, because billed hours don't equal actual work>you're not earning that money during your non-working hoursbetween work and me-time something's got to giveit used to be me-time back when I couldn't afford to not cook, and because I was starting out, and you always have to give 120% when you're junior>just don't bullshit people with the excuse that it's not financially feasibleI'm not saying it's infeasible, I'm saying it's more profitable to me not to cookand I was more pointing out that it's feasible for many people to buy rather than cook, you don't have to be earning 7 figures>but what about nutrients and mineralsI also do oats, green smoothies, and cut fruit, but that's not cooking
>>65243471Okay you simply choose not to cook, which is perfectly cool.But like the anon I was initially replying to said, that's the truth for almost everyone who tries to make an economic justification. If they simply quantify/qualify their nutritional and leisure time values more honestly it wouldn't be such a hollow argument.
The other cooking show I used to watch on Youtube was that Townsends historical stuff, but I got heavily turned off the videos when they had that obnoxious fatfuck take over most of the cooking instead of the actual guy.
>>65215554You're a stupid nigger...
>>65204032I hope max is at lasting topping. He seems cool.
>>65248159He 120% is, so you needn't worry.Hell, it'd be more likely that they're the kind of homo that doesn't do anal than that goofy joto is the top.
>>65249125>the kind of homo that doesn't do analwhat kind of gay shit is that
>>65249128They're called sides I believe in modern parlance.For one reason or another they just stick to blowjobs, frotting, thighfucking and the like all 19th century style.There's a subgroup most popular in brazil of all places that's militant about it and actively refuses to be called gay despite all the homo mansex that no shit call themselves "g0ys"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G0yAnd here's the website of the "founder", looking like some gay sex timecube.nethttps://g0ys.org/
>>65249167>anal sodomy didn't exist in the 19th centuryanon, I...>unironically g0yLMAOTIL something even more homosexual than homosexuality, amazing
>>65249197>>anal sodomy didn't exist in the 19th centuryOh I know, I just meant outside of male prostitutes, rape and the upper class.Though technology in the 19th century had already made it a lot more practical than it was previously.Western perspective ofc, the japs were all about it basically their entire recorded homo history.
>>65203981kek
>>65221996There is something about 72 hours too.
>>65246404Anon isn't wrong, it sounds like edrama slander, it just happens to be true apparently. I don't know why youtube cooks generate so much drama and he-said-she-said bullshit but they clearly do.
>>65249128>what kind of gay shit is thatA *lot* of gay men don't do anal, it surprised me too
>>65237049>You have to know about slow cookerswho doesn't know about slow cookers?
>>65249653You might be into men but you still don't want shit all over your dick? Seems reasonable enough
>>65250963you can't actually fuck a throat the same way you fuck a cunt
>>65249650>why youtube cooks generate so much dramaI thinks that's any professional cook. I also wonder why that is.
>>65243517>>65243471>>65243393I just roll meal prep into the cooking I already do. My wife and I do the shopping sunday and then grill steaks that night, I just throw on chicken/wagyu flank steak/whatever protein I'm eating for the week and its done. I boil potatoes or rice and thats my side for the week. Breakfast is a protein shake and supplements daily, takes negligible time.
>>65251001>I thinks that's any professional cook. I also wonder why that is.Trashed sleep schedules, weird diets, hours of high-stress precision work in heat and horrible artificial light under intense time pressure with shitty break schedules, fucked-up heirarchical politics in most jobs, and a brutally competitive employment market for anyone who doesn't already have tenure. Plus lots and lots and lots of drugs/booze to deal with all of the above, and no small amount of at-work fucking. Might as well ask why there's so much drama behind the scenes at a hospital.
>>65249650>why youtube cooks generate so much dramaanybody in the entertainment profession is inevitably going to generate drama, because drama is most generated by selfish attention-seeking behaviour, and the only people who would do that kind of job instead of a proper job are the "NOTICE ME SENPAI" type of people who decided to make a career out of attention-seeking behaviourand this is especially true of Youtube, where there isn't even the civilising influence of corporate teamwork to rein in the extreme behaviours of already-warped personalities
>>65201595Red dot bridged, stupid gamer brake, riced out rail, stock collapsed, plastic mbus, pointless 3:00 picrail, what a faggot kek
>>65249653and a *lot* of straight couples do enjoy anal. that part isn't as surprising though.
>>65252407Do a lot of women not prep properly because they don't know you should? Is that why so many straight men associate anal with shit dick?
>>65253360>Do a lot of women not prep properly because they don't know you should?I think most straight men don't know about it either.
>>65253360>Do a lot of women not prep properly because they don't know you should?a lot of women don't douche either
It's funny watching heterrhoids learn about gay stuff>whoa like whoooa man how can you be gay if you don't like shitdick
>>65206422Been learning off of Youtube and old cook books for a couple of months. Made tons of really tasty food and I've lost 60lbs. Made my own fried chicken which was amazing, tossed it in a honey chili sauce. Did a slow cooked jambalaya a week ago, meat melted in my mouth and the rice soaked up so much broth and the spices were just right. Never eaten this good before in my life. At least it beats the bone dry porkchops and spaghetti I grew up with. Boomers man, my grandma and great grandma could really cook but then again they were housewives unlike my mom so I guess it fits.
>>65256063>Made tons of really tasty food and I've lost 60lbsNobody loses 60lbs in a few months without surgical removal of body tissue.
>>65256595>you just can't lose half a lb a day it's UNPOSSIBLEtouch grass
>>65256040But you do like shitdick, faggot.
>>65256622>you just can't lose half a lb a day it's UNPOSSIBLEIf it's all water maybe
>>65256638it's all calories in calories outif anon exercised regularly and reduced his calorie intake, he'd shed fat real fast
>>65256678Not at that speed. A literal starvation diet of only water would struggle to lose that much weight in a matter of two months. Unless Anon was stretching a bit and meant more like 6-10 months instead of a 'couple' which would still be impressive but not unreasonable.60lbs is a lot of fucking weight. The British NHS has a case study of a guy who went from 213 to 166lbs over the course of 50 days of drinking only water and coffee. Anon is basically claiming to be losing weight faster than that guy while also still eating actual food.
>>65215278I wanna make that cucumber ice cream the fruit history man made a video about. Figured most of the flavor would come from the ginger brandy but apparently the cucumber flavor stands out.
>>65256707>60lbs is a lot of fucking weight. The British NHS has a case study of a guy who went from 213 to 166lbs over the course of 50 days of drinking only water and coffeeanon said "a few months"four is still "a few"that would be almost half the rate of this case study. eminently doable.speaking personally, as I have a more active lifestyle, I have no problems losing 0.5 lb a day if I don't make sure I eat enough
>>65201794He collects Browning Hi Powers, apparently. His new YouTube show is pretty good.
>>65256742>Figured most of the flavor would come from the ginger brandy but apparently the cucumber flavor stands out.Sounds like a Pimms #10 in ice cream form.I can see it working
>>65256707Not him but I lost about 60lbs this year. I’m twisting your post into a compliment, thank you anon.
>>65257163>I lost about 60lbs this yearThat's quite a lot, well done anon.Hope you can keep it off.Large losses like that are difficult to maintain.
>>65256751>I have no problems losing 0.5 lb a day if I don't make sure I eat enoughThat's probably mostly dehydration. You'd have to be morbidly obese to lose 250g/day by not eating enough.
>>65257346Thanks anon, I quit drinking so it should be a permanent change.
>>65256013It seems the new party line is "the vagina is self cleaning"No shit I've seen women online go nuclear over any suggestions of more than a quick with water only.
>>65258188lol no it really isn'tactivity levels, calories in and calories out; shrimple as
>>65259953To be fair that would require pretty insane levels of activity. You would have to walk ~16 miles every day.
>>65261074not reallyit's really just a matter of portion sizingfor example, today was a no-workout no-commute sedentary leftovers dayfor breakfast I had 3 pancakes, 1 chicken leg, half a potato, and a small piece of leftover birthday cakefor lunch I had 1 cup of cooked rice, half a lb of kale, and about 1/4 lb of grilled chickenfor dinner I had another cup of cooked rice, another half lb of kale, and about 1/4 lb of grilled salmonfor dessert I had yoghurt, watermelon and apples, and 3 cups of coffee with milk and sugarthis is a bit shy of 2,000 calories according to AiI don't drink, and I don't snack much on a day like this, and I know this is just enough to maintain my body weightwhen I lose weight is when SHTF at work and I live on late nights, Coke, biscuits, Macca's and Domino's>but doesn't fast food = weight gain?not in my case because I tend to skip meals when under the gunwhen I gain weight is when I have a particularly busy social schedule, e.g. around Christmas. then it's turkey and bacon and ice-cream and so on
>>65261141That’s a fairly normal amount of food for an average person.
>>65203427fuck bro
>>65258288>Quit drinking so it should be a permanent change.Good lad, just watch the sugar/food cravings because your body misses that sweet sweet ethanol.But also remember a little treat here and there is always preferable to falling back off the wagon
