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You are tasked with arming/equipping an assassin who will emerge from the pool to kill a target in this room. What are you giving him?
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>>65210192
Brick
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a boaner
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>>65210192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUgU7HWgIDQ
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>>65210192
Afro wig
Black suit
White shirt
Red Tie
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>>65210219
If you're going to get someone killed at a pool, why would you want it to be closed?
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>>65210192
>That pool
You just want me to post my endless JAV WebM collection right?
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>>65210192
Can't be AIDS, because then the pool wouldn't be open for business.
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This post is extremely low quality.
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>>65210192
Does he have to survive? If not I'd just have him rush in with a suicide vest.
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>>65210192
A butt plug with at least half a kilo of C4 in it on a remote detonator
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>>65210238
Yeah, I guess you could recruit a muzzie and tell him that the target objects to sodomy with prepubescent goats.
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>>65210192
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>>65210225
>that one thick MILF that smiles and invites the guy over but he's too much of a cuck to follow through
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>>65210351
Code?
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>>65210439
No it was one of those webms of Japanese chicks on trains being filmed and being convinced to spread their legs and show the guy their panties. This one deliciously thick milf doesn't even hesitate, just wide open (and wearing a lacy red thong IIRC) and actually beckons the dude over but you can see the camera bobbing like he's bowing and making apologies and she grins and closes her legs again while shooting him a disappointed "you naughty boy, you're all mouth and no trousers" look. Made me fucking diamonds. Wish I had saved it.
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>>65210446
Unf
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>>65210192
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>>65210192
That's quite a small room.
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>>65210659
For her.
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>>65210222
>shoot a man
>throw him into a closed pool
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>>65210192
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>>65210192
>Ghost recon tm1_grenade1.wav
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>>65210234
very fitting for the board yeah
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>>65210915
Wjy is the routing for the safety/trigger so convoluted?
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>>65210192
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>>65211450
Who the fuck will ever need that much lube at once. Zoomers if you say Diddy I will start dating your moms and get them to leave all their money to me. Do not test me, this is a legitimate threat.
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>>65211494

It's probably for porn studios. Or proctologists. Or both.
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>>65210192
Blue plastic tarp the same pattern as the pool floor to hide at the bottom
rebreather respirator to avoid bubbles
Any reliable machine gun with subsonic ammo and a silencer
a reliable backup gun with the same accessories
a nice suit under the scuba suit so he can walk out looking cool
A dedicated radio device that has a small poolside repeater so he can communicate and receive orders while submerged to talk he will need a laringophone but mostly he will just need to listen for updates about the target
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>>65210192
Red body paint and some tattered clothes, target dies from a heart attack
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>>65211006
That's not the routing, that's the Trigger.

The Braille is F and S, (Fire/Safe)

The Black part you see that goes from the safety to the hammer is the trigger. You need to flex your anus muscle to pull the trigger.
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>>65210219
Yeah, the boy's a time bomb
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>>65210219
>>65210222
>>65210905
>The pool's closed due to...
>AIDS?
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>>65211450
>>65211494
>>65211527
Lube wrestling tournaments. Surprisingly more common than you think at dance clubs etc.
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>>65210192
go trans, dress as mermaid, pull down his pants, then blow his fuckin brains out
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>>65210192
>an assassin who will emerge from the pool to kill a target in this room

…why?
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>>65211860
treason
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>>65211866
No, why does the assassin have to emerge from a pool like they won't be seen immediately?
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>>65211494
Diddly Doo, Diddy Dee. The Diddler
is Diddling for your diddles.
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>>65211494
Diddy.
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>>65210192
A poisoned condom.
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>>65211876
Not if they are clear.
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>>65211919
or wearing a suit sewn from Ikea bags
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>>65210192
Throw him a toaster. Plugged in.
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>>65210192
two 44 mag revolvers and a couple of grenades, grenades first then finish what is left
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>>65211494
We gettin slippy!
See, the smart assassin won't be worried about who needs 250gal of lube, but what happens when everyone gets in contact with that much lube needed or not
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>>65210192
so which moron decided that we're sending a frogman through the goddamn pool?
Which absolute buffoon designed a pool where we could insert a frogman from the OUTSIDE, and have him shimmy or swim through a pipe all the way to the pool?
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>>65211580
that looks like the monster from an are you afraid of the dark episode
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>>65212200
it is



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