>paint your gun>go to jailwooooow
Thank you for censoring gl*ck no one wants to be reminded of those shitheaps.
>>65210368>gl*ckSocial media is a mistake.
>>65210368Happy to see gl*ck's name is being treated the same way as Voldemort's name.
>>65210368So let me guess, he tried to sneak it in somewhere it shouldn't be under the pretenses it was a toy, and immediately got busted?
>>65210381don't say his name or he'll come back to life and sell you horse cum
>be black>do literally anything with a gun>the thing you just did is now super double extra illegal
>>65210368>(i) When used in this subdivision, the term "deceptively colored firearm, rifle, shotgun, or assault weapon" shall include any firearm, rifle, shotgun, or assault weapon any substantial portion of whose exterior surface is colored any color other than black, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel, except as provided in subparagraph (iii) of this paragraph. For purposes of this subparagraph, the exterior surface of either the receiver or the slide of a firearm shall be deemed to constitute a substantial portion of the exterior surface of the firearm.literally against the law
>>65210387Speak it three times and he'll make all Gl*ck mags without the plastic sleeve disappear.
>>65210390They don't seem to mind when they make pink glocks to sell to women but those are white women so I guess it's ok
>>65210390I get it now.Orange tip.There's parts where it's legally required to sell airshit with an orange tip to denote it being not a real firearm, so painting a real firearm with that sort of marking implies it's fake.It's a bit retarded, but that's how it be.
>>65210368I assume it's more to do with the intent than the actual paint job. You can dress like a cop for Halloween all you like, but if you dress like a cop to sneak in somewhere or try to arrest somebody, then it becomes impersonation of an officer. My guess is the upstanding future doctor was packin' his 'roni somewhere he shouldn't have and tried to pass it off as a toy. He probably could've pulled it off if he didn't leave the entire fucking brace unpainted.
>>65210437"Intent" yeah, that's a good one. I could infer his "intent" based on the amount of photons being reflected by his face
>>65210368I really hate this social media trend of self censoring.
He wasn't charged for the painted gun, just the drugs.>The firearm was among 20 guns – pistols, rifles and shotguns – that investigators found during the home search Wednesday, along with cocaine, psilocybin mushrooms and marijuana. Police also seized about $2,300 in cash.>“Firearms of this type, while not illegal to possess, are concerning to law enforcement,” the release said. “Firearms, in general, are commonly seized in conjunction with searches where felony amounts of narcotics are present.”>Damien Alonzo Burch, 35, of Catawba was arrested and charged with felonious possession of cocaine, felonious possession of mushrooms and misdemeanor possession of marijuana, the release said.https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/20/us/nerf-gun-drug-bust
>>65210486I like that Lakers shotgun and I hate myself for liking it.
>>65210486>about $2,300 in cashI thought selling cocaine was supposed to be more profitable than that.
>>65210501he reinvested his into precious metals which are buried in secret caches, obviously
>>65210512his profits*
>>65210499Same.
>>65210486>felonious possession of cocaine, felonious possession of mushrooms and misdemeanor possession of marijuanaHonestly, could be worse.Not legally speaking, but I wouldn't rat the guy out.Any dealer that carries coke, but not crack, is a man of taste intent on having a good time.
>>65210501>I thought selling cocaine was supposed to be more profitable than that.Went right back into more coke.
>>65210501He probably buys rather than sells
I guess....He did......Nerf or nuffink wrong.....
>>65210522CARLOS!
>>65210368What brand is the gun though??
>>65210374One more consequence of everything being monetized to hell and back.
>>65210390>Ok so you have the right to keep and bear arms BUT GOD HELP ME if you put paint on your gun you are DONE FOR
>>65210486Quite a collection. Kinda sad.
>>65210368>>paint your gun>>go to jailCome get some, copper.
>>65210486>felonious possession of mushroomsALL SMURFS GO ON NOTICE!
>>65210501Drug dealers dont make shit
>>65210387Let him try. I'll beat him up and take all the horse cum for myself.
>>65210650>I'll beat him upAt the age of 70, Gaston was jumped by an armed assassin (ex French special forces) and managed to beat the assailant unconscious despite taking multiple hammer blows to the head.Your odds of conquering all that outrageously expensive Olympic-grade horse spunk for yourself would be slim to none.
>>65210668The assassin couldn't even bother to get a mallet that wasn't rubber.
>>65210668What a hard motherfucker.
>>65210817This nigga regularly marketed pistols to police departments by buying out entire strip clubs to party with police chiefs and all their friends, offering unlimited cocaine and whores to the cops in exchange for pistol contracts.My nigga Gaston Glock was a true old school double-G.He also somehow avoided getting raped by the media for being a member of the Wehrmacht during WWII, buying Herman Goering's old yacht, and publicly referring to the Waffen-SS as "Men of great (moral) character".My personal favorite real gangsta move by Gaston will always be that he pocketed a handful of loose .40S&W rounds that S&W were giving out at Shot Show, immediately flew back to Austria, and put the bull whip to his engineers to rush out a new pistol chambered for .40S&W before S&W themselves managed to offer one for sale. Just imagine the apocalyptic fucking meltdown that went down in S&W's corporate offices when they found out that they inadvertently helped Glock beat them to the market with their own overhyped meme round, the one thing they were banking on to keep the company from getting completely curb stomped by Glock.
>>65210385The safety orange coloration is a big fucking no-go. Eroding confidence in that is how you get kids shot for having their airsoft guns out in public.
>>65210904>The safety orange coloration is a big fucking no-goEspecially from a legal perspective.This guy is completely fucked.The '34-NFA makes it very clear that firearms disguised as non-firearm items are restricted and need a tax stamp.Some level of felony as sawn-offs, full-autos, and destructive devices to own one without the proper paperwork.
>>65210908>The '34-NFA makes it very clear that firearms disguised as non-firearm items are restricted and need a tax stamp.Citation required.
>>65210927The NFA doesn't state it by itself, but the ATF decided that guns concealed to not look like guns (such as masking a real gun as a toy gun), is stuff that gets grouped into the AOW category.
>>65210927Disguised firearms are AOWs. Period. End of story.Several instances of case law dating back the better part of a century provide an absurdly strong foundation for any charges of NFA violations the prosecutor may choose to peruse against this guy.
>>65210773It sounds so stupid that I tried to brainstorm. I guess bopping on the head enough, as opposed to a metal hammer that will probably bust the skull open, then putting him in a car with a brick on the gas --it might look like a car accident when he slams his head against the steering wheel.
>>65210418>any substantial portion of whose exterior surface is colored any color other than black, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel, except as provided in subparagraph (iii) of this paragraph. For purposes of this subparagraph, the exterior surface of either the receiver or the slide of a firearm shall be deemed to constitute a substantial portion of the exterior surface of the firearm.Law says orange tip is fine.
>>65211178I think the plan was to bonk Mr.Glock on the head to knock him out, then slam his head on the pavement hard as fuck to kill him and make it look like the old man just tripped and fell.
>>65210546What is the intention though?
>>65210668>>65210894Holy based.
>>65211178>>65211190He couldn't use a gun because Glock would just plug the barrel with his fingers and it takes too long to set up an anvil or paint a fake exit inside the car park.
>>65210501Drug dealers are all broke. All of them. Anyone dealing drugs isn't doing it for the money they're doing it because they're a bad/lazy person who can't keep a real job. t. fed (not for guns)
>>65210572>>65211237Scarface lied to me
>>65210894>make .40s&w guns before s&w>they spawn the infamous Glocknade memeYeah worked out pretty good I guess.
>>65211237>Drug dealers are all broke. All of them.Except for the big players. The ones who aren't slinging dope on the street. The ones who do their dirty business over the web or phone without ever getting close to the product they're selling.See also pharmaceutical companies who've got enough cash to lobby bureaucrats and politicians into granting them permission to sell extremely addictive opioids as prescription drugs priced extremely high while making sure that the prescribed doses and slow-release mechanisms of said drugs ensure maximum addiction potential.
>>65211246If you wanted faster .40 caliber projectiles, Glock literally already made a pistol in 10mm Auto, just like S&W were.Glocknade wasn't a good look, but it's objectively a symptom of people being fucking retarded and needlessly handloading themselves into trouble when what they actually wanted was available to them that entire time.
>>65210486>Okay, private>Check and clear every gun, but leave the painted extended mag in because it looks funny
>>65210486Doesn't even sound like a dealer. Good gun collection. Everyone per FEMA emergency guidelines should have at least $2,300 in cash in case the power goes out and you need to buy essentials, so that's also nothing.
>>65210437https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/newyorkcity/latest/NYCadmin/0-0-0-6218The law says nothing about intent.
>>65210512>>65210518niggas gotta reup yo
>>65210668You've tried the rest, Gaston. Now try the best!
>>65210668>>65210894true g
>>65210894>publicly referring to the Waffen-SS as "Men of great (moral) character".He didn't.
>>65210381>Happy to see gl*ck's name is being treated the same way as Voldemort's name.It's the fucked up grip angle
>>65210371Why not censor the first 2 letters instead of the third?
>>65211435p80s solve this, why I love my 21 and 23
>>65210402why are you mad a nigger got busted for being a nigger?
>>65211268if there's one thing that watching the entire run of LivePD taught me, it's that drug laws are completely arbitrary and solely exist for the police to persecute poor people (of all races)
>>65210385That or he’s a felon.Or both.
>>65210368>Commit multiple felonies>get caught doing multiple felonies>click bait outrage social media site focuses on stupid guns to push a narrative>OP guzzles so much cum (or works for them, same thing) he feels the need to do the same outrage baiting
>>65211240Scarface wasn't a dealer.
>>65211489They could not do drugs.
>>65211617Fuck you. I drink, I don't really care that someone else smokes weed or does a little schneef, same thing. It was in their own home, so I care even less.
>>65211186I imagine that has its own mention somewhere. But are you telling me those guys who painted their nuggets to look like their favourite my little pony are felons? Wonderful if true.
>>65210940>Disguised firearms are AOWs. Period. End of story.>trust me broFuck off .
>>65210937>The NFA doesn't state it by itself, but the ATF decidedYeah, so no law. Got it.
>>65211421I know that it's bullshit because anti-gunners would have NOT shut the fuck up about it if he had actually said it, that's not the kind of ammunition they would let lie.>>65211675Hey, I'm not gonna disagree with you there, but the AFT are going to operate like it's the law, and unlike the VFG bullshit, the courts have agreed with them that they're right, so unless something changes, that's how it's gonna be.Things might change, however, we'll see. Though personally, I'm not sure I see a big problem in specific regulation against trying to make real weapons look explicitly like toys for the purpose of deception. At least for the commission of a crime, that signals premeditation.
>>65211832Who are you talking to?
>>65211873It's a bot, probably intended for /r9k/ or something given the shit it's spamming. Just report it.
>>65210904>Eroding confidence in that is how you get kids shot for having their airsoft guns out in public.And yet, having a b-b gun made to look exactly like a pistol (for which a kid got killed carrying) is perfectly OK.
>>652118794chan is getting hit hard by Tragedy Of The Commons in this day and age. I genuinely feel that operating spam bots and botnets is such a knowingly negligent, and flagrantly anti-social act, that we should outright sentence people to death for it. Think about it, it's like if someone was operating an automated litter machine driving around throwing trashbags on the streets because there existed the vague chance of a (usually illegal) profit motive. That's a person who's active and deliberate poison to his society, he should be killed.Also, giving India widespread internet access was a horrible mistake in general.
>>65211921>sentence people to death for it>12yo compsci autist gets beheaded in public square>it's just for the good of all
>>65210374I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see someone say 'grape' instead of 'rape', etc.
>>65211926You think people who send out spam to advertise shady businesses or to try to phish elderly people are just innocent kids?
>>65211617you can't just ask people to not do drugs that's not fair
>>65210390what fucking law is that? I've seen so many joke cerakote jobs they can't all have been illegal.
>>65211920An airshit pistol that looks like a real gun can't hurt you but can make people think you have a real gun.A real gun that looks like airshit CAN hurt you and can trick people into thinking you don't have a real gun.
>>65212181The difference is that no one's going to look at that and think "that's just a fine young jogging enthusiast holding a cold beverage for the sake of his own enjoyment".
>>65211920I've never compiled statistics (if they're even available), but I have a sneaking suspicion about the number of those cases that involved removing or obscuring the tip.
