What kind of trunk gun would you use handle this. I personally would go with a bubba shotgun
you're gonna need more than guns
The answer is, of course, my dick.
>>65210780I would sex it.
I would fuck the shit out of that.
>>65210869>>65210806>>65210795 wat
>>65211121I'm horny and that thing looks female enough
It doesn't look very strong I would just use a 38
>>65211133Based.
I would probably go so hi to it, but then get worried that I will start doing stuff I dont remember again like usually happens when I mess around with demons
>>65210780>smoothbore muzzle loader>load first with a ball cast from reliquary silver>then load a stout rod of rowan wood, preferably harvested from one growing on another tree as an epiphyte (those supposedly have a stronger apotropaic effect)I'd hope that would suffice
>>65210780>what kind of trunk gun would you use to handle an attention seeking cosplayer (female)The trunk will be involved, she'll be getting stuffed in it.
>>65211922>load first with a ball cast from reliquary silver>>then load a stout rod of rowan wood, preferably harvested from one growing on another tree as an epiphyte (those supposedly have a stronger apotropaic effect)What kind of antisocial, treehugger bullshit it this? Just call Buffy.
>>65211934>Just call Buffy.Sorry, we're not jewish anon.
>>65211934What
>>65210780Ask her for a 'handjob' because I'm 'horny' and vibe check if she's cool about it. If so, she's the one getting a gun in her trunk.
>>65212115You fried the materialist's brain by implying you'd interact with the symbolic world with anything other than nihilistic, metrosexual snark.
>>65210780>normal legs>that rackFuck the trunk gun.I'm cracking out the emergency Marvin Gaye from the glove box.
>>65212573Understandable but apparently the person's British is a British woman love you life ain't going to turn out the way you think it is hello
>>65210780I would make the sign of the cross, say the Jesus prayer, ask for protection from the Holy Theotokos, and invoke the aid of St. Michael the Archangel. At that point I just watch that thing scream and convulse then teleport away.
>>65213682>British WomanSo the mask stays on gotcha
>>65213682Beauty is but a light switch/paper bag away.
>>65210780A full tube from pic related.
>>65213688>>65213737https://youtu.be/amhBDAx_PBI
>>65213905You know its only a few beers deep and I'm good situation. I'm no Casanova myself.
>>65210794No, hot lead at 2000fps is sufficient for all manner of cryptids, fae, mutants etc.Why do you think people see these shits so much less than they used to? They've all been fucking blasted. What you fail to understand is the inscriptions on the cartridge, the explosion of the powder, the spin of the heavy metal as it flies through the air, these too are forms of occult power with supernatural effects.
>>65213905It's a 5.5/10.Not great, not terrible.
>>65213905She cleans up well when she's not going full quirk chungus mode.
>>65213976The mask stays on
>>65214003True
>What kind of gun would you use handle this?My hulking BWC with sperm supplement enhancements
>>65214281That's like the nerdiest response I have ever read in my life
>>65213916Anon Vampires openly run your country.
>>65214447They're ayylmao demons and yeah you're right those guys are immune to lead
>>65214433Dont knock them (sperm suplements) till you try them twin
>>65214469Don't silver bullets damage the bore, I always wondered about that
>>65212485Or like, just call The Slayer. Also RIP Head.
>>65213905Would. No conditions.
>>65215796No. Silver is softer than steel, it won't damage the barrel.But it's not a very good material for making bullets.It's also pointless because the whole silver bullet thing was literally just invented by Hollywood in the 1941 for the horror movie The Wolf Man.There's no historical folklore supporting the claim that silver is effective against supernatural creatures.On the contrary, old European folklore is very clear that iron and steel harms magical creatures while silver, gold, and other precious metals don't harm them.The only two historical references I've seen to silver bullets were the Catholic church in 17th century Germany making and shooting blessed silver bullets out of rifled guns to "prove" that rifling was the work of the devil.The other being obscure local Swedish folklore which asserted that the amount of "death" in a firearm was some kind of objective and measurable property, that could be increased by black magic and heresy. For example using communion bread as wadding, casting bullets out of stolen church silver, smearing the gun with the blood of "evil" creatures (snakes, bats, black cats, etc), mixing the burnt and powdered bones of such creatures with the gunpowder, or just keeping parts of such creatures in the patch box.Murderers and "self-murderers" also supposedly boosted with lethal properties of firearms dramatically. Their body parts could be used similarly.Even hiding the gun under a bridge where a funeral procession for a murderer or self-murderer passed, or burying the gun in their grave overnight, would put more death into the gun.All of this would make the gun deadlier against regular mortal creatures, the folklore made zero mentions of shooting supernatural creatures.
>>65215895>Catholic church in 17th century Germany making and shooting blessed silver bullets out of rifled guns to "prove" that rifling was the work of the devil.sauce me senpai I wanna know more
>>65215962>sauceWell, shit.Honestly it was one of those crappy historical weapons shows that ran on Discovery or the Hitler-channel back in the late 90s or early 00s.You know the kind of TV show I'm talking about, right? Usually featuring this guy and a fat bald guy as "experts".Well, those shows weren't always 100% historically accurate and correct, and it seems they might have just made it up for the drama or something.I tried to find some better sources and found fuck-all.
>>65213976She's pretty good looking for a 35+ yo woman but how old is she really? Zoomers are aging like crazy these days so you can't tell.
https://de.wikisource.org/wiki/Der_Werwolf_in_Thummlingen#cite_note-2https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb11255980?page=72,73https://brema.suub.uni-bremen.de/zeitungen17/periodical/pageview/1311825
>>65216487It's honestly insane how Hitler basically had an entire channel dedicated to his ideals and attempt at European conquest for basically a decade.How did they get away with it? Did they really think it would just hype nationalism for the war in Iraq and end there? Basically every millennial got blasted with Hitler propaganda every day for their most formative years.
>>65215895>The other being obscure local Swedish folklore which asserted that the amount of "death" in a firearm was some kind of objective and measurable property, that could be increased by black magic and heresy.>For example using communion bread as wadding, casting bullets out of stolen church silver, smearing the gun with the blood of "evil" creatures (snakes, bats, black cats, etc), mixing the burnt and powdered bones of such creatures with the gunpowder, or just keeping parts of such creatures in the patch box.>Murderers and "self-murderers" also supposedly boosted with lethal properties of firearms dramatically. Their body parts could be used similarly.>Even hiding the gun under a bridge where a funeral procession for a murderer or self-murderer passed, or burying the gun in their grave overnight, would put more death into the gun.>All of this would make the gun deadlier against regular mortal creaturesBased 17th century vidya logic.
>>65216527CHEEKI BREEKI
>>65216527Bizarrely, vestiges of this folklore survived well into the modern era, which I didn't expect considering how coldly logical and non-superstitious most Swedes are.Supposedly, droves of old fudds traded in their grandfathers' trusty old side-by-side shotguns back in the 60s and 70s because "there was no longer any death" in the guns".The real reason for why everything they shot at just ran/flew away was that ammo manufacturers in Sweden had switched to using US/english shot size numbers and the fudds were using the wrong size shot without realizing it.
>>65216592*image rotated properly
https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb10927305?page=164>Passauer Kunst
>>65210780>what kind of gun would you use on a cosplayer taking photos in the woods?Probably none? Or any? Or just ask them how they made a cool costume?
>>65215895Silver banishing evil is ancient, but you would know that because you have a genetic allergy to it.
>>65210780I need to ask, is this Little Red Riding Ho anon?
>>65218737Actually silver has no evil banishing properties, the idea is that silver is a lunar metal and thus harms lunar entities more. Its a pagan belief that backwards Christians and (((Hollywood))) coopted. A wooden cross or any cross you can imbue with your faith and reciting the Bible is all you need.
>>65210780since I'm obviously at a rave, I hand it a gatorade and leave the happy hardcore room in search of DnB or Breaks
https://arcinsys.hessen.de/arcinsys/digitalMediaViewer.action?archivalDescriptionId=235522&selectId=11125733https://books.google.com/books?id=tWQOAAAAYAAJ>fest und unsichtbar
>>65213905She's alright.
>>65215895Very informative post thank you anon.However silver is self-evidently holy, especially in its relation to avaricious gold, and I will continue to rely on it to ward against supernatural threats
>>65213905She speaks Aussie
>>65210780My will states that my timeshare condo goes to whoever kills me and they can only opt out by agreeing to host local Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses once a week ad infinitum as well as posting their current cell phone number(s) to every public restroom in New Delhi.
>>65213976thought this was jerma at first
>>65219915Judas sold out Jesus for Silver if anything Silver would represent sin, there is no correlation between Silver being Holy and Christianity.
>>65221210>withces
>>65214568https://xcancel.com/shepherd_0821The most convoluted furry cartoon I have ever seen. I thought it was some kind of undead demon first but apparently it is a furry skellington.
>>65215895>On the contrary, old European folklore is very clear that iron and steel harms magical creatures while silver, gold, and other precious metals don't harm them.This is correct and this is because of pure physical reasons, these critters are not made out of the same kind of matter as us. They are not even alive in the same way as we are. One funny thing is that in old swedish folk lore you can also find stories about lone men tending to charcoal ovens in the forest and just trying to survive meeting and marrying "women with fox or oxen tails". When I found out that I laughed because these guys literally got yiffed by furries. Sometimes a man would have two families, one with a spook woman and one with a human woman. You can find this in english/irish fairy lore too with men marrying fairy women. You should not shoot at random spooks because not all of them are not hostile, on the contrary, they are willing to help if an aggressive nigger spook is threatening you. F.ex do not shoot at the dogman or the dogwoman. If you see them, they are making a sweep for evil spooks. They are actually not dogpeople but wolfpeople.
https://archive.org/details/fragmentsforhist0000unse_r7a5/page/352
>>65216592>which I didn't expect considering how coldly logical and non-superstitious most Swedes are.They arent. Its just that their superstition has changed from one kind of a fiction to another. Instead of magical guns its the belief in carbon dixoide and trannyism. And logic is nowhere to be seen, a swede will complain about electricity prices being high or that this and that place has become unlivable because it has turned into a swarthoid ghetto, then he will go and vote for green energy and open borders and he does not see any connection between his vote and the things he complains about.
>>65221262>I cast a curse on yeah
>>65221612>F.ex do not shoot at the dogman or the dogwoman. If you see them, they are making a sweep for evil spooks. They are actually not dogpeople but wolfpeople.How can you differentiate between that and a shitbul spirit out for your firstborne?
>>65221210Okay, this shit drives me up the fucking wall - you can put "they" at the beginning of the list entries, or you can not do that. Both options are fine.But fucking PICK ONE.
>>65210780the only thing shes built for is rape>>65211548>tfw im ugly enough to self insert as an ugly bastard
>>65221210>eat traditional human foodCan you scare it away with contemporary human food?
>>65221460You would say that, seeing as your people break out in hives when you touch silver.
>>65221460>silver bells>silver bells>these bells are rinin>ting-a-ling>hear them ring>it's Christmas time in the city...Fuck you if they don't!
>>65224039>a shitpost for the thinking man.
>>65221493>>withcesArg, the worst kind of witches, withces!
How has this thread devolved away from her breasteses?
>>65221679Curses are gay, this is entirely legal.
https://archive.org/details/the-hammer-of-witches-a-complete-translation-of-the-malleus-maleficarum-heinrich-institoris/page/209https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb00043229?page=65
>>65210780I'd invite her to my place for a late dinner.. Ask her if she has any particular dietary needs or restrictions. Hopefully she breeds in litters, a big family would be nice.
>>65224111well yeah it's not 1980 anymore, you should be using ncruses instead
>>65224046Meds
It's a dude in a fursuit. I'd punch him in the head for wasting my time. I wish I could punch OP in the head for wasting my time
>>65224302You should be married before God before having sex. Please respect her.
>>65224641Please seek anger management therapy.
>>65224833I did. It was a waste of time so I punched the therapist in the head.
>>65224641Its a bong woman in a fursuit.
>>65224881It's not gentlemanly to punch woman in the face and mark them up, so I would punch her in the cunt for wasting my time.
>>65224885Sorry, bro, but, being a bong woman, her husband probably punched her already
https://books.google.com/books?id=q0lgAAAAcAAJ&pg=RA3-PA98
>>65213905Denim suit of armor, skip to 23:00: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eIpotKXXrBINice!
No but really.Guys.Guys.Hear me out.I'm quite in the conundrum here. Are guns evil by essence ? I mean they kill. Killing is demon work 101. Sometimes i wonder if i'm a liar trying to follow Christ with a safe full o' guns. Help a nigga out.
>>65225524>if you do not have a sword>sell your cloak and buy oneJust wtf do you think JFC was trying to say here?
>>65225524Don't say nigga, it's racist and crass. Be a bigger man.
>>65225535Yeah fair point broskidoodle.
>>65210780I'd wouldn't use anything, I'd listen. And that's what nobody did.
>>65225549>here is a man who listens to what a woman has to sayVery brave ...and gay.
Our dicks will lead us to places that even our guns would tell us not to go.
>>65225524This is why I hate christcucks. Material objects are not good or evil unless you believe some kind of spirit shit is imbued into it. Jesus didn't make you to get killed and raped by evildoers. You can protect yourself without fear
>>65225650when you do your fetishes in real life you realize how gross they are. I wish I had the greentext of an anon who convinced is hg to fart in his face because he thought he would like it and then threw up and had to break up with his gf because he was traumatized.
>>65226054Anon Christians tried spending over a thousand years dispelling these pagan superstitions, its all peasantlore stuff that happens when you have rural isolated populations that aren't even literate.
>>65226076>Comparing getting shit particles blasted in your face to fucking a humanoidI'll let you know how I feel if I'm ever balls deep in a wendigo I guess.
>>65226054>Material objects are not good or evil unless you believe some kind of spirit shit is imbued into it.Kinda hard to say that with a 2 foot silver cross sticking out of your chest, isnt it vampire?
>>65226076>if you like monstergirls you want your pet to shit on youGo be a histrionic faggot somewhere else.
>>65226076Be careful what you wish for. Said it before. But I also say a sword cannot cut itself, so, you know.
https://archive.org/details/remainesofgentil00aubruoft/page/153
>>65221612"women with fox or oxen tails"That would be Skogsrå or Skogsfruar, meaning roughly "forest nymphs" or "ladies of the forest".They're not necessarily malicious, but they're not benevolent either. The folklore makes it absolutely clear that they're not human, and they don't have souls as they're not creations of the Christian god.Skogsrå are effectively nature spirits, each of them guarding and overseeing their their own part of the forest.They're actively hostile to humans who harm the forest or the creatures therein.But Skogsrå seem to be fine with humans who respect the forest and don't harm the forest or animals, often blessing those who tread lightly and show their respect and gratitude. To avoid the wrath of the forest wives, people like hunters and lumberjacks would leave them offerings and make statements out loud explaining their intentions and that they would do all in their power to minimize harm to the forest.Physical description varies by location. Sometimes they look identical to humans (always attractive young women).Sometimes they've got animal tails.Sometimes their entire bottom half is animalistic and covered in fur, with hooves or paws instead of human feet.Sometimes they look human from the front, but they have backs like hollow rotten logs.Sometimes they wear human clothing, sometimes they don't.Cont...
>>65226418...inued.They envy humans for having souls, and are said to be able to steal souls from humans.Usually this soul-stealing is through sex, with multiple encounters required to complete the process.Men like hunters and charcoal makers who spent a lot of time alone in the woods were particularly vulnerable to the love-spells of these creatures.If such men disappeared in the woods, they were often said to have been killed or "taken" by the Skogsrå.Seduced men undergoing the soul-stealing process are said to become depressed, apathetic, and withdrawn. They only yearn to go back to the forest.Supposedly this love spell can be broken with a magic potion if you can trick the creature into giving up the recipe.There's also a shitload of hunting/firearms folklore surrounding these creatures, including a rare mention of silver bullets, but I'm not sure if that's a modernism that has been retconned into the old folklore.Most mentions of firearms magic surrounding these creatures are things like recipes for herb/gunpowder mixtures with magical properties, or that certain animals are effectively invulnerable and impossible to shoot because they're blessed by the Skogsrå, like her personal riding moose.One local legend says that a seduced hunter can break the love-spell by asking the Skogsrå to load his gun for him, this magically charged shot can then be used to kill, or at least wound the creature.
>>65213688>British WomanNew Zealand >>65221244New Zealand >>65225049>bong womanNew Zealand
>>65225245>Denim suit of armorDenim coered foam board. Actually, pretty reat.
>>65226956This one was far better. Remember, she cut her locks with a sword.
>>65226960>cut her locks with a sword.
>>65226962Her Joan of Arc phase. And what beautiful lon hair she had before.
>>65210780
>>65225650Can't say I expected to see Princess Aquillianne Quantivia Frontenachii in /k/ of all places. Then again, I saw Daxy here once so anything goes, I guess.
>>65226994>, I saw Daxy hereIs that like a Boxxy?
>>65227017No, more like amazonian femcel lizards that sweat LSD.
>>65227088In New Zealand.
>>65210780Whatever I have at hand will suffice. If it bleeds, I can kill it. If it's some sort of supermarket being, it still stands no chance, as I am a human man, the most spiritually potent being ever to exist, made in God's own image, and imbued by the Creator with absolute dominion over the Earth and anything found upon it. Nothing can stand before me (or any other human man), whether mundane creature or spirit.
>>65226418>>65221612Do they like it when you pull their tail while railing them doggy? Or just act like the dont like it like human whores do when you tug on the tailplug? Do they do that "mmmmm noooooo mmmmm" thing?
>>65225539Bigger is our word. You can say bigga, though.
>>65227115>supermarket beingWtf is this new devilry?
>>65226956Huh. This checks boxes I didn't know I had.
>>65227135It is called "autocorrect", and it is counted among the most potent tools of the Great Enemy.
>>65226964>Joan of Arc phase.
I'm not sure exactly what this says about me lads but I would plow her until my dick snapped off if she dressed up as the Owlchemist for me.
>>65226983
>>65227142She looks like she weighs 80 pounds soaking wet.
https://books.google.com/books?id=0m9nAAAAcAAJ&pg=PA192
>>65210795>>65210806>>65210869That demon was a child demon once you sick fucks.
>>65211923I have a jpg for this but I just got back into bed.
>>65210780I'd ask if They could hook me up with their dealer.
>>65227142Only leg armor? Pretty damn disappointing.
>>65225549Underrated >>65227321Underrated
>>65210780Aw shit, the demon is appearing as at least 75% of a dainty female bros, I don't know if I can take the shot.
>>65227937Overrated.
>>65228080>hesitatesWe know what happens next. Goodbye >x8080
>>65227321>That demon was a child demon onceWe all were, get over your smug morality.
>>65227238Skin and bones.
https://archive.org/details/bim_early-english-books-1641-1700_an-ordinance-of-the-lord_1643/page/n297
>>65228318Okay dedofile.
>>65227238There's an easy fix for that with women.
>>65228080You're not gonna be mounting her ass on the wall afterwards... right
>>65227321I would raise her wendlets.
>>65231070Hilar.
>>65230755I'm going to be mounting her ass on any flat, and many inclined surfaces.
>>65232077Valid.
>>65210780Wouldn't call it a Bubba Gun - but I agree with you in principle. 2024 RIA VR60 mag well shortened to take any of my cheapy 20-shot drums
>>65213742Please to Look up post# 65232473.Cheap gun, even cheaper mags - but I load my own Tungsten Buck three-inchers.
>>65210780My love gun https://youtu.be/piAtqF7uxZ8?is=I9ZauD9IqckUvKd4
https://archive.org/details/bim_early-english-books-1641-1700_the-art-of-chirurgery-_sennert-daniel_1663/page/2726https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb10367320?page=554
There are more peaceful and mutually beneficial ways to handle such a situation.
>>65233526Men will fuck anything.
>>65233542More or less, Yeah.As will a surprising percentage of women, they just aren't as open about it.For better or worse, that's how we survived as a species.
>>65233557>surprising percentage of womenAgreed.>that's how we survivedAgreed.>For better or worseWorse I think.
>>65232077She cute.
>>65233557>>65233526some of these monsters are more understanding and beautiful than actual women.
>>65233557There's actually less stigma around women for being into it than men. Women have been getting more bestial/monstrous 'options' for decades now, while the male side of that equation is left absolutely begging for scraps. It might be shifting, but women are still the ones that get a dragon chad in fiction, with scales and barbels and all kinds of neat stuff, while a man gets a dragon transformed into a human girl with some horns and maybe a tail if he's extremely lucky.Also those patches are extremely cool, I got a full set for myself and have no regerts. Wendigos deserve all our love to melt their icy hearts.
>>65234546Romance novels are trending. All I'm sayin'.https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/dec/21/not-just-love-actually-why-romance-fiction-is-booming
>>65234241Heard some Anon somewhere explaining the whole monster girl thing with a quote about monster girls being attractive because they've got the monstrous bits on the outside, as opposed to real women.>>65234546>Also those patches are extremely cool, I got a full set for myself and have no regerts.Wait, THERE'S MORE OF THEM!?!
>>65234572Yeah man, two others beside that one. The shipping took a while but it wasn't anything to worry about.Catboxing it since they're a bit explicit.https://files.catbox.moe/0yrr1q.png
>>65234546reading is for faggots
>>65235051Saving screencaps is for faggots. Checkmate.
>>65234546Someone should tell him about Snekguyhttps://snekguy.com/stories/fantasy/longhunter/
>>65233141Aw sweet it's like one of four listenable Kiss songs if you count God of Thunder with all the retarded sound effects edited out.
>>65235926Beth was the only Kiss song worth listening to and all the Kiss fans hate that fact.
https://archive.org/details/bim_early-english-books-1475-1640_the-swedish-intelligence_swedish-intelligencer_1632_0/page/127
>>65233526>>65233542>>65233557There's a great quote out there that human men love the idea of monstrous appearing women that dote over human men because its an inversion of the norm of beautiful women having the mannerisms of a monster.
>>65236569>inversion of the norm of beautiful women having the mannerisms of a monster.Yes. Rod Sriling's Night Gallery, 'Lindemann's Catch', David Cronenberg's 'Dead Ringers', "Gynecological Devices for Operating on Mutant Women". Less so, Mitchell Lichtenstein's, 'Teeth'.
>>65236592Just to be clear, I do not think of Genevieve Bulldog as a beasutiful worman.
>>65236569>>65236592Men love monster women without monster parts becasue it's a hot woman who isn't infected with mental viruses and just acts like a horny animal and wants to get pregnant.Men love monster women with monster parts because men's brains hyper-compartmentalize sexual imagery, so the monster parts become harmless novelty while the sexy parts are mentally exaggerated. Men love the idea of having a child with a loving, sexually aggressive monster because we want to have offspring with superpowers.
>>65235926>>65236044God of thunder (on a technicality like anon saidLove Gun... I'm struggling to guess what anon's other two were, even if I count Beth that leaves one extra listenable Kiss song and I can't think of one.
>>65238146>I can't think of one.Exactly.
>>65238139>the monster parts become harmlessThere is it.
>>65210795>>65210806>>65210869>>65211133Based perverts.
>>65239012>pervertsIt's a genetic imperative. Men must spread their seed as widely as possible.
>>65238139>it's a hot woman who isn't infected with mental virusesMy dream is to someday find a woman who will actually let me finish a sentence without interrupting and talking over me. Doesn't matter if she listens, that would be too much to hope for. I would be happy to just be heard.
>>65238296Visually harmless anon. I was talking about visual imagery, not the function of the monster's body parts.
looks like the most recent character Shait added
>>65243536>FB_IMGwhat fucking pages are you on, man
https://archive.org/details/relationofsydnam00poynrich/page/13https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/view/bsb10000891?page=368https://dfg-viewer.de/show/?set[mets]=https://content.staatsbibliothek-berlin.de/zefys/SNP28215886-16260427-0-0-0-0.xml&tx_dlf[page]=4https://leopard.tu-braunschweig.de/rsc/viewer/dbbs_derivate_00011764/max/00000297.jpghttps://brema.suub.uni-bremen.de/zeitungen17/periodical/pageview/1431867
>>65243718Gooning on Boomerbook is wild to think about too.
>>65244056Say what you gotta say, don't give fucking homework!
I prefer alien girls, personally.
>>65244061>this nigga hasn't jacked it to bikini-clad beach pics of every single woman he knows IRLBoomerbook gooning was cash money back in the day, before everyone realized that doxxing every single detail about themselves to strangers on the Internet might be a bad idea.
>>65226956If she trades me that Rune plate I know a guy who can get that trim on it for free (trust me bro)
>>65226054>Material objects are not good or evil unless you believe some kind of spirit shit is imbued into itYes, this is exactly what we believe as christians and this is also finds echo in the scriptures. Maledictions and curses are mostly based on that, too.
>>65244119Sicko. I, uh, justhad this for a friend.
>>65244154Sicko. I, uh... never mind.
>>65244119This but it's the Vipers from XCOMmake my pp feel funni
>>65244169>exactly what we believe as christians>You shall not make idols
>>65244172Have female Yautja shown up in any of the movies?
>>65234546Bestseller of 2025 btw
>>65244328Not a new phenomenon.A novel called something like "the bear" about a woman getting abducted and turned into a cumdump by a literal grizzly bear, won a Pulitzer prize and became one of the most popular books in Canada back in the 70s.So if you're a Canuck, there's a very high probability that your mom and/or your grandma was fingering her clam while fantasizing about getting railed by actual wild animals.
>>65244349>Not a new phenomenonYeah. Like 'Beauty and the Beast'? There was a George C. Scott version waay before Disney or Linda Hamilton, iifc.
>>65244207https://youtu.be/N22xrhW1b18?si=fw3l2kp9IfYERpRp
>>65244591Or how nearly every story about Zeus impregnating women involves him animorphing
>>65244207Supposedly they are mentioned in the most recent one but I turned it off before that.
>>65238146Under the Rosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jJmdHorvtM
>>65244190Indeed ? What point are you trying to make ? We believe in curses and cursed objects. We're not worshiping idols or making them.
>>65245499>and kiss fans everywhere said>wtf is this?
>>65210780>>65211443>>65211444I'm not a furry but I'm also horny and desperate enough.
>>65245843>I'm not a furry but...Sure, buddy. Sure.That's what they all say.
>>65245816>We're not worshiping idols or making them.Lie. You make crosses, you worship the cross, the cross is your idol. You break a Commandment, you go STRAIGHT TO HELL. GO TO HELL, SINNER!
40mm dildo
>>65246326Good luck with that
So, theoretically, if someone wanted to get viciously "mauled" by the supernatural monster girls who reside in the deepest darkest woods, what methods would one use?Asking for a friend, of course. So I can tell him how to avoid such a terrible fate.
>>65247539Tie yourself to a tree naked and kiss the bark.
>>65225524Satan never killed anyone. If anything killing is an inherently holy act especially if done to hebrews who constantly seek worship to false gods.
>>65233542You’re welcome.
>>65210780AA-12
>>65227321Actually, demons were never born of woman, which means they were never children. Unlike literally any human woman.
>>65247090Ay girl what that beak do?
>>65247090>sample_
>>65245843>>65245850Furry is a specific group of homosexuals. Normal men have been dreaming about animal women since we were painting in caves.
>>65253141>Furry is a specific group of homosexuals"I'm not a furry because I'm not one of the militant homofags who makes being a furry their entire identity""I'm not a furry because I don't go to conventions and have drug-fueled orgies with strangers in hotel rooms""I'm not a furry because I don't own a fur suit""I'm not a furry because I don't have a fursona""I'm not a furry because I don't present myself as a furry in public or in private""I'm not a furry because I don't associate with the furry community IRL or online""I'm not a furry because I don't fantasize about being some kind of anthropomorphic animal creature""I'm not a furry, I just like some of the art and think it's kinda hot"Congrats on being a furry! One that's just into it for the porn, doesn't make it part of their identity, and doesn't be part of the "community".You're in the same category as like 90% of other furries. Doesn't change the fact that you're still a furry, just not obnoxious/delusional militant furry degenerate.If you were into some other fetish stuff, for example feet, you'd still count as footfag by simply being into feet.You don't have to center your entire life and personality around foot fetishism to count as a being a footfag, being a furry works the same way.
>>65253327furfag falseflag
>>65254918Are feather freaks furries?
>>65254918A hero
>>65253327Look fag no one identified with your gay cult for all of human history and no one's going to identify with them ever again.I get it, you're stuck in 2006, you think your recruitment techniques literally cribbed right off the gays trying to fuck little boys are still effective if you can just push them hard enough, but I'm sorry to say normalcy (normal healthy men jerking off to the dog headed women on the cave wall) has been restored and no one besides your rapidly aging blood cult will ever identify as a "furry" again.
>>65256838>normal healthy men jerking off to the dog headed women on the cave wallI'm confused, can we still do this or not? I don't want to be called out and mocked by you on the INTERNATIONAL WEBS. You seem very aggressive and agitated and I am feeling kinda fragile right now.
>>65244328I read this one. It was actually so tame that I don’t even understand the point. I was expecting dirty bull cum spraying all over the place but instead it’s dull semen collection scenes before Mr. Right comes in and turns everything into boring monogamy.Based on how it was written it could have been called Nigger Milking and nothing would have changed.
>>65256838Seething and schizo-ranting about the great global homo-agenda won't make you any less of a furry.
>>65216510>Zoomers are aging like crazy these days so you can't tell.I'm 39 and somehow a pretty good portion of the zoomers I work with look older than I do. Kind of freaks me out. Is it stress? Anti-depressants? Bad diet or lack of exercise?
>>65257164You don't communicate, you babble. Though good of you to admit you're also gay.
>>65226954Same difference
>>65234546>Women have been getting more bestial/monstrous 'options' for decades nowSuperficially yes, technically no. It is just the vague idea of a monster. The trappings if you may. Dig a little further and the 'monster' might as well be interchanged with a teen with bouts of anxiety.Case in point, one of the examples in your picture is a textbook example of this shortcoming (pun very much intended). Mavka, or Duskwalkers, are just big dummies that are ultimately caring (sometimes overly so) and endearing despite their monstrous appearance. Your random hobo is infinitely more monstrous and threatening.
>>65253327>>65256838>two furries battle each other to deathjust FYI so you're aware of a straight man's perspective: the main distinction is snout. It's the reason furries are all gay: the same face blindness defect that causes them to think that snout is okay also causes them to think that stubbled man's face is okay as long is it smirks seductivelyStraight men can and do jerk off to 2-3 in >>65253327, but since snout on a woman is a straight downgrade, the porn must compensate for that in other ways, which is why only exceptional quality furry porn ever reaches general porn websites. No one but furries explicitly seek out furry porn for the same downgrade reason
>>65258979>>65259017Why do you horny fucking weirdos go full animal fucker retard when it's really just about a quirky cos player and getting her to show her tittes?
>>65261616>her
>>65259017>These same delusional "arguments">Obsessive thoughts that men liking CLEARLY FEMALE characters is somehow gayWow, it's you! The actual literal schizo and closeted homophile that keeps shoehorning his deranged lunacy into every thread on the board that even vaguely mentions furshit!I don't say the following to insult you, but please seek actual professional help. Your entire "thought process" SCREAMS schizophrenia and I genuinely think you could vastly improve your life by seeking medical help.
>>65261792>paragraphs upon paragraphs about the precise delineation between fursuit furries and "straight" furries>Us men will fuck anything amirite, look how hot that Bad Dragon is>yeah that's why you'll fuck men too>REEEEE schizook anon
>>65261934>ok anonYour ambivalence is a clear sign of latent homosexual tendencies. You are clearly gay. You should have taken a stand, homo.
>>65262298>I do NOT like what you're saying, see I force myself to look only at female furry content>haldol.jpg>schizo>REEEE>NO U>Upon being called a "homophile" (lol) you didn't immediately write several paragraphs of cope in reply like I did, which >CLEARLY means you are in a closeta fascinating and diverse set of arguments, anon, you are applying a lot of effort to be VERY DEFENSIVE, which is commendable on this here wepons board in a thread about a defense against a weird creatureit is not a surprise that a strong reaction like that appears when the only thin border to bisexuality is a willpower-based decision to resist The TemptationI apologize for offending you by putting another dent in that barrier, anon, you are free to prop it up as long as you want
>>65262369You are in denial. Why so ay?
>>65262415please calm down anon, you are so flustered you're making typos
>>65210780>242 posts and no one realizes she's wearing platform heels in the forestI get her to take about 3-6 steps then she's on the ground with a rolled ankle and broken wrist.
>>65262496The ATF loves boots
>>65261616Did you misclick or misread? There's nothing wrong with wanting MONSTERS in your MONSTERfucker novel. Foids and tumblerinas simply suck at writing monsters.
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>>65211907Meds
If you sick wierdos would just focus on trying to FAKE acting normal long enough to trick an actual 3d real girl into a conversation, you could at least practice being a normal, functioning human being.
>>65269650That was really boring though. I want a weirdo, not a normie girl, just not one not so out there that she's completely devoted to her fictional 14' tall werepire decillionaire and doesn't want someone to be weird with together.
>>65244056nose ingles q dice ai
>>65269650Why would I want that?
>>65239012C'mon kronk is a near superbeing bruejo-scion he is so friggen powerful he understands animals and can make food just by smelling or palatizing it in a cauldron to the point yzma can't handle the fact she has to pay royal prices as he can visualize it into reality.All he would have to do is perceive it's ability to talk, then get it divulge how to turn it less anthro and he would be slammin it no time.
>>65258622Yeah, I'm 43 this year and I have 21 year old zoomers rev their car and show off as they never see me in one.I look 21 - 23 depending on the day, I kind of grew out of their behavior at 25 nearly 20 years ago.
>>65270763>43So can you even get it up at this age or is yoursex life over and you become a workaholic like most old men?
>>65258622I've definitely seen anti-depressants/meds completely fuck up the appearance of people.
commendable dedication to keeping this gay thread out of the trash can
>>65274750>I've definitely seen anti-depressants/meds completely fuck up the appearance of peopleThey are boner killers too, right?
>>65275347Usually, yes. SSRIs typically curb-stomp the libido of anyone taking them. But I personally know someone who had the complete opposite reaction, instead becoming insanely horny sex addict.
>>65269650>actual 3d real girlEw, no. Think of the cooties, anon.
>>65216510>Zoomers are aging like crazy these daysyou were told this by a provocateur on 4chan. zoomer girls are just less into makeup than millennial women.
>>65276092>>Zoomers are aging like crazy these daysThe6 are addicted to forever chems like crack whores with freebase. Plus VAXXED!
>>65276092Zoomer girls are into plastic surgery/botox at far higher levels bud. Millennials have seemingly aged the least because they weren't all sitting around chainsmokers indoors for decades like Gen X/Boomers and they thought botox was for old people.
>>65276984There are so many girls in their 20’s here with busted plastic surgery. It’s truly criminal.
>>65277892Mentally ill tranny faggot
>>65276984botox isn't makeup, retard
