What kind of trunk gun would you use handle this. I personally would go with a bubba shotgun
you're gonna need more than guns
The answer is, of course, my dick.
>>65210780I would sex it.
I would fuck the shit out of that.
>>65210869>>65210806>>65210795 wat
>>65211121I'm horny and that thing looks female enough
It doesn't look very strong I would just use a 38
>>65211133Based.
I would probably go so hi to it, but then get worried that I will start doing stuff I dont remember again like usually happens when I mess around with demons
>>65210780>smoothbore muzzle loader>load first with a ball cast from reliquary silver>then load a stout rod of rowan wood, preferably harvested from one growing on another tree as an epiphyte (those supposedly have a stronger apotropaic effect)I'd hope that would suffice
>>65210780>what kind of trunk gun would you use to handle an attention seeking cosplayer (female)The trunk will be involved, she'll be getting stuffed in it.
>>65211922>load first with a ball cast from reliquary silver>>then load a stout rod of rowan wood, preferably harvested from one growing on another tree as an epiphyte (those supposedly have a stronger apotropaic effect)What kind of antisocial, treehugger bullshit it this? Just call Buffy.
>>65211934>Just call Buffy.Sorry, we're not jewish anon.
>>65211934What
>>65210780Ask her for a 'handjob' because I'm 'horny' and vibe check if she's cool about it. If so, she's the one getting a gun in her trunk.
>>65212115You fried the materialist's brain by implying you'd interact with the symbolic world with anything other than nihilistic, metrosexual snark.
