I am a Police officer in rural Victoria, Australia. I just had to process the dumbest charge I will ever have. >call over radio>guy was mugged by a... biker gang? in a suburb in this town? bullshit!>claims one of them had a gun in his pocket and pointed it at him>he says they are chasing after him on foot>suburb only has one road in and out, block it off>find him quickly>find the "gang" of bikers>bunch of boomers, all 60+, larping as a biker gang>they thought it would be funny to Jump in front of him, scream at him to give them his wallet, as a joke, very funny you see>ah yes, pretending to have a gun in your pocket, what a hilarious prank>he just threw them his wallet and sprinted off, they chased after him to "give it back and explain it was a joke">they call him a "soft cunt" who should just "have a sook">After hearing this he says that he 100% wants to press charges>have to arrest 10 65+ year old dickheads dressed like a bikie gang>they really REALLY don't understand why they are being arrested for a "joke">"but i didn't have a gun, i was just pretending!">"Yes, and pretending to have a gun is a criminal offence"If they did this to a cop on duty, they would have been shot. Americans, and other armed people, what would you have done in this situation? I think they guy did exactly the right thing for our situation in Aus, give them your wallet and sprint off, call the cops. I've seen too many men stabbed because they tried to fight back against an armed criminal
>>65219259Total Pranker Death
>>65219259>I've seen too many men stabbed because they tried to fight back against an armed criminalJust a point, i have only seen two firearms injuries in real life, both accidents, both 22lr. One self inflicted bullet into the foot, one farmer who forgot to unload a rifle after fox hunting who managed to shoot himself in the arm. Stabbings are pretty common though.
We need a final solution to the boomer question.
>>65219259Prank is just a euphemism for anti-social behavior. Kill them all.
>bunch of boomers, all 60+, larping as a biker gang>the right thing for our situation in Aus, give them your wallet and sprint off, call the cops. I've seen too many men stabbed because they tried to fight back against an armed criminalLMAO you weak little shit
>>65219259>be retard >see woman walking at night>idea>start sprinting at her screaming "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU BITCH!">she screams and runs away >hahaha what a great pr->police see this and holds him at gunpoint >WTF IT WAS A PRANK BRO YOU FUCKING BOOTLICKERS
>>65219331>t. pretends to have a penis
>>65219353>pretends to have a penis You know it's the opposite around here.
>>65219356yeah sadly that's the only thing wrong with the joke
>>65219259>>65219275>Stabbings are pretty common though.Who's doing the stabbings? Maori's or native Aussies?
>>65219360>fundamental disconnect with reality Good jokes tell the truth, and great jokes are the truth.
>>65219371nothing so deep, just:>pranksters claimed to have a gun to "pretend rob" victim>to "pretend rape" victim therefore would mean you're pretending to have a dick
>I am a Police officer in rural Victoria, Australia.>softcockaw cunt don't start me
>>65219385Oh. I see.
>>65219259>runner cant handle the bantzI thought aussies were the master of banter?
>>65219259>I am a Police officerno you are not/thread
australia should be a nuclear test site for 1 billion atom bombs
>>65219259mfw conjointly charge public nuisance bc robbery needs mandatory fboe for handup/commital.
>>65219259>what would you have done in this situation?Don't get cornered by a group of ten "armed" men. Failing that, retreat is definitely the right play, maybe without even stopping to throw the wallet. Just turn and evade.
>>65219259>even Aussie cops have no banterThe blue menace is truly beyond redemption.
>>65219259how many people did you arrest during COVID for not following your dumb restrictions, faggot?
>>65219916I fully support every capital city of this cuntry becoming a test range. Maybe throw a bit of Newcastle in as well.
>>65219331I do this and say this
>>65219259Australia is a liberal hole.But you'd catch a charge in America too. Most of the time it wouldn't stick, and you acted like a faggot.The "victim" is a nu-male, and despicable.Also, this isn't about weapons. It's about Australia.
>>65219356All australian men pretend to have a penis. Bunch of metrosexual queefs.
>>65219331The key is to just stay silent while you follow them. They get panicked and start imagining all sorts of horrible things while you can't legally be accused of anything.
>>65220265There are thoroughly established laws against walking in the same direction while unattractive, it is called stalking.
>>65219990seven>>65219367mostly whites, but 95% white area>>65219935he was jogging in a mostly newbuild suburb>>65219980this isnt the 90's, nobody has any banter.>>65219587okay>>65219916agreed>>65219328do you know someone's age, in the dark, and know they are only pretending to be armed, when literally larping as gang members?
>>65219289You're a soft cunt who needs a sook.>>65219259What's a sook?>WWYDAny actual biker gang here would show you an actual gun. Only noguns play pretend like children.>You call that a gun? This is a gun.>Shhhh shhhh shhhh leave the chaps on cunt.
>>65219259all pranksters get shot in the stomach
Bikies are a blight and anyone who wants to LARP as one should suffer the consequences
>>65219259Did they resemble pic related?
>>65219259do you consider yourself a wildlife animal expert with all teh roos and crocs you see in peoples houses? how much would you get bootlicker on an australian person with "body armor" found in a search favorite gun?
>>65219259Throw the book at these nutters. Boomers would have you hanged for disturbing their peace.Stick them with your equivalent of Rico for conspiracy to commit a crime and terrorist threats with a lethal weapon.GET THEM!
>>65223491they're just seniors they don't know any better
>>65220322>sevenburn in hell, tyrant
>>65223615>they don't know any betterLol
Guy likes space jam and steals all his women is quite the show. Steal all of the literally. Then cries to all of us about it. Simp.
>>65219259What's Vicpol like? I was thinking of applying. I'm ex-military and coming up to middle aged, just had a second kid and I think it might be nice to do work where WFH isn't an option.
>>65219259>I am a police officer in australiaKill yourself
>>65219259Thanks champ
>>65219280Fucking Nazis everywhere you go.
>>65219385Fucking lawyers always being so serious.
>>65223397Probably the greatest movie ever made.
>>65219259Wtf with that hair?
>>65223397Those 70's 1000cc kwakas were the good shit>>65223713NTAI've got two cousins that worked for vic pol and they're both either left or leaving.Like most police forces they're kind of shit for on the job support and generally a bit shit to work for, actually as ex-mil myself its really about as bad as the army was for taking care of people. NSW Police is a tiny bit better but not by much and quite a few of the mexicans are hopping the border north to switch over forces
>>65224019Unlicensed joke detected call the ADL
>>65219259>Americans, and other armed people, what would you have done in this situation?
>>65219259Fucking boomers.
>>65219259>it’s just a prank, broWe have terabytes of zoomoids getting their shit kicked for “just a prank”, these stupid cunts deserve every bit of ‘roo boxing arena as punishment
I would sleep soundly magdumping into pranksters like this.
>>65224028It is a good documentary indeed.
>>65220322>seven>guy's c'mon most cops like guns too they totally won't go door to door to enforce gun grabbing measures
>>65220128HA ha LOLOOOLLLOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>65219584In reality he won because why wouldn't he send a bunch of annoying boomers to jailbeing able to savor someone elses fafo is always ontologically good
>>65219259>Americans, and other armed people, what would you have done in this situation?I'm a cop in Germany and, as so often with anglo cops, I have to ask: why the arrest? Or maybe I'm mistaken, but I usually assume that in the US (and maybe similarly in AUS) arrest means jail.If the same had happened here, it would go as follows:>quickstop to equip plate carrier/rifle, i'm too old to get shot for this shit>talk to the guy who was pretend-mugged to get the barebones on what is going on>get a 2nd car there ASAP (will be dispatched anyway)>find the "bikers", detain them in place and prevent them from driving off>get a 3rd car depending on how many episodes of SoA these boomers have watche>hear their side and find out who's the idiot responsible for the pretend-gun threat>if nobody talks, everybody is getting a pot down top to bottom in search for the "gun">if they tell you who it was, that guy is getting searched>everybody is getting cautioned as a witness, their data is taken and the guy who did the threat is getting cautioned as an accused>voluntary breathalizer test with the accused (danger: MAY help his threatening/menace charge at 2,0/3,0 per mil, BUT may spell a DUI charge at the same time)>after all is done, let them go>do paperwork back on station, let investigative do the restSide note: I'd really love a board or something to talk about stuff like this with cops in different countries, but the internet (reddit, 4chan etc) seems like such a shitty place for that
>>65225436>I'd really love a boardYou need a cop board. Look for that. The CIA pretending to be Indians has overrun 4chan.
>>65219259Have you not seen Mad Max (1979)?I bet all of Australia did.
>>65225436In the US cops will detain people, which is kind of like arrest but before the decision is made that the individual is 100% going to jail. Detaining basically means you can handcuff and throw people in your vehicle or a van while you figure things out. Its used by cops as time out for unruly adults most of the time.
>>65226102>tfw I still hear the Goose on the radio
>>65226124>used by cops as time out>imagine letting a pedo go before you knew all the factsIt's like being arrested without being charged.
>>65226138Normally detaining is used when people won't chill the fuck out but are otherwise law abiding. If pedophiles are involved especially if there are child victims on site cops are immediately going to arrest mode.
>>65223397>Imagine being named after a lawn mower
>>65224091I fucking love jap street bikes like this, I have an 83 Suzuki GS650G.
>>65226138Dude, if you're being detained and don't immediately act like a faggot, you're fine. You're going to get nailed for the drugs in your pocket but whatever it was that caused you to get the time out wasn't going to earn a ticket.
>>65219259sounds pretty funny.
>>65219259>have a sook>australians have the same slang as the UK and newfoundland
>>65225436Not a cop but have a friend who was one in Kingsville TX back in the late 20-teens and he'd cal me at night because he was bored so I was "witness" to at least the beginning of a couple gun calls. The main differences I see is that all 5 of the available officers at night would respond to that call immediately and none stopped off. They would also communicate to arrive almost simultaneously, though there was that one guy who was always late to such things. After that I couldn't say how the situation went only that in one instance where he called back that same night the guy with a gun was arrested, but in general he wasn't calling me to talk shop.
>>65219259Do ozzie cops even carry guns?
>>65219259You can’t even cite what “criminal offence” it is.You’re a fucking retarded faggot.You’d get shot dead in America.
>>65220322>sevenGood on ya, cunt. I hope you gave them a slap.
>>65219259I kill them allIf they bitch about it, then that's just them being soft cunts
>>65220322you're a nigger
>>65219280Nah, it's a problem that takes care of itself.
>>65219259Stab or run‚ there's fucking ten of them
>>65223397>>65224028Fun fact, the leader of the gang is also Imortan Joe
>>65219259>VICPOLDo us all a favour and uppercut yourself you piece of shitBetter hope the mexicans don't grow a spine and lynch the fucking lot of you like you know you deserve, cunt
>>65220265LMFAO, this is the way
>>65219259>Americans, and other armed people, what would you have done in this situation?shoot them in the head
