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>A weeabo is speaking, listen and learn
>>65225154>When he heard the term pie in the sky, he volunteered for the 82nd airborne
>>65225154DEATH TO COMMIES!
>>65224959yeah no worries anon, i'm not one of those "well akshually" spergs, just an observation. carry on.
>>65225498Uohhhh flat chest
>>65225498Kino. Got, I hate what her name has become.
>>65223649>>65223800Cool story, bro. I'd have a beer with Jesus and his old man and whatever, got nothing against yer book either, but I'm still gonna fuck my aunt.
In about four weeks, you will all be witnessing what should be my opus finalis. Pray that I succeed so that we may be free of each other forevermore.
>>65225681>Anon got his first job: warehouse operative
>>65225698Keep joking, anon. You'll be learning soon enough!
>>65225720I hope we don't see you on the news, or leaning in to someone's doorbell camera.
>Just discovered American's largely don't get the real cane sugar A&W root beer in the glass bottlesFinally, I've discovered one thing about Americans I don't envy
>>65225728I'm not going to commit a crime, you silly goose. >>65225815Went into caffeine withdrawals and never looked back TB H
Man, I haven't had a burger in a long as time, I should have a burger.
>>65225945I cook my own, fast food blows and "gourmet" burgers are a meme
>>65226014Was thinking about it, tired as shit and don't feel like going grocery shopping right now though.
>>65226022>M3914 pointed right at the preciousGood luck finding a burger place that's worth the money, anon!
>>65225945Last time I went to macdonalds was like 2 decades ago and got food poisoning.I don't understand how human beings can consume that slop. The kitchens are full of kids getting used to their first job with nothing more than underdeveloped sense of responsibility controlling their day-to-day hygienic practices.
>>65225945I cooked a some for lunch
>>65226061>cooked a somedude, I can't write
>>65226061>>65226083HOLY FUCK WE GOT A WOP IN /AK/!>I a cook a da spaghetti and a duh buhga.
>>65226056last time i went there was aroudn 10 years agoi'm getting more and more depressed about the food industry honestly. it's been years since i had a wafer bar cause they're all filled with palm oil and other shitty ingredients. i literally cannot find a wafer bar that doesn't have palm oil inside.
>>65226053I'll probably just write today off entirely and just make my own tomorrow, a four day bout of insomnia was not fun and I just wanna sleep now.
>>65226126>four day bout of insomniaThat's rough, pardner. I once hard reset my sleep schedule to alleviate insomnia
>>65225607This is who cucks SS whenever he's title 10 orders.
>>65225945I used to grill a couple burgers like once a month. Like on an actual grill with actual charcoal. I can’t remember why I stopped but it must’ve been a terrible reason. I miss grilling
Where should America manifest its destiny next?
>>65226482Cuba.
>>65226482a weight loss clinic
>>65226490>Fit girl with glassesThis sparks joyAlso, feels like being over 30 and not having a beer gut is basically a superpower these days.
>>65226515Im in the worst shape of my life since getting hurt at work. Slowly getting back at it but still better then like 90% of men my age.
>>65226490I knew Americans were fat, but I recently stumbled upon an obesity chart for the country, it was horrifyingHow can a country let itself go like that
The Civil War was when the US military was at its peak, aesthetically speakingProve me wrong (you can't)
>>65226520You might not want to hear this but statistics lie. Their BMI thresholds are different from other countries' fatass stats. Reality is, as usual, worse.
>>65226490If you need a clinic to lose weight it's already over for you.
>>65226525Spanish-American War
>>65226520The average American (leafs and spics aren't free from this) diet is bad, like, really bad. We pump sugar into basically everything, and saturated fat (which the AHA recommends only about 10% or less of your calories come from) is absurdly high in most peoples diets. Combine that with the fact that walking over a mere 6000 steps on average puts you well above like 90% of the population and you have a recipe for disaster.Basically guarantees anyone who isn't highly conscious of their diet and exercises regularly is gonna end up a fat fuck.
>>65226520a lot of reasons. American food portions are huge, a lot of people don't exercise, and in my opinion the worst one, excessive consumption of surgery drinks, which is pretty easy because they are pretty cheap and most restaurants offer free refills. though with rising costs this might become less of a problem.
>>65226543You're right, the cowboy look is peak
>>65226547>excessive consumption of surgery drinksWhy don't they make weight loss surgery drinks?Would have saved >>65226490 from a lot of hassle.
>>65226544>>65226547What's the point of having huge portions and putting sugar everywhere?I'm a Europoor and I'm trying to understand
>>65226552
>>65226557>putting sugar everywhereCorn is subsidized by the government.So corn syrup is cheap.So it can be used as a filler and corner cutter.So people get used to sweet foods.The recursion circle starts turning.
>>65226554They do, that's what diet/zero sugar versions of normal drinks effectively are, and while there's arguments about how good artificial sweeteners are for you there's no real doubt that excessive sugar consumption is WAY worse than pretty much every alternative or chemical sweetener on the market.People just don't drink them because they don't like the taste.>>65226557On top of what the other anon said, sugar is literally addictive, our bodies want that shit because it's extremely energy dense and we still operate on caveman software. Why wouldn't you put an addictive substance into the shit you want people to buy a lot of?
>>65226582Why don't they drink water? Or milk?
Psycho violent women with bob cuts! Fuck I love that!
>>65226557it's like how anime and manga characters have grown increasingly large tits through decades of artists and animation studios trying to push boundaries and outdo their competitors, except with more diabeetus
>>65226552Frankly I think that the way in which white soldiers/irregulars/outdoorsmen/frontiersmen were dressing in the last last quarter of the 19th and first quarter of the 20th centuries is aesthetically unbeaten in all of history. Perfect blend of rustic & practical with snazz.
>>65225945I had a delicious burger for lunch other daytruly we Okies are blessed with the best burgers in all of burgerlandif you're ever passing through T-town you should stop by Howdy Burger
>>65226557big meals feel good and Americans can afford it (or could) and sugar tastes good. the real problem comes down to gluttony and laziness. everything is fine in moderation but Americans don't.
To the anon in the last thread that posted the link to the one-pot-chicken meal, thanks. I cooked it up after a long day at work and it came out fuckin delicious (despite the mushy look)
>>65225681>so that we may be free of each other forevermoreY-You're leaving us?
>>65226593Oklahoma seems like a nice to place to liveThen I remember they have those giant cones of death coming from the sky every now and then
>>65226589Actually, Japan's average 3DPD cup size has grown side by side with anime/manga averages in the recent decades. It's a case of art imitates life.
>>65226593>tulsaShiggy diggy sempait. OKC
>>65226602I love their local cryptidhttps://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Oklahoma_Octopus
>>65226602Why are these to dykes so hot together?
>>65226586They don't like water, the average American is actually chronically dehydrated, same with milk.
>>65226611>dont like milkAre those creatures even mammalian?
>>65226615Fuck I need to touch some boobies like those so badly right now. I need to lay on them while I fall asleep. Fuck doing yardwork in this blistering nigger sun
IMAGINE
>>65226602>Oklahoma seems like a nice to place to liveit's alright depending on what you're looking forthings are nice and cheapand the people are mostly friendlyeducation is dogshitmostly whitish, but youll definitely see your fair share of La Creaturas walking aroundour blacks are pretty uppity and they never shut up about "ey yo! memba' dat time dey had duh TULSA RACE RIOT! yeah das rite gimme some mo money">Then I remember they have those giant cones of death coming from the sky every now and thenkind of an overblown (heh) memetheres some areas that they never seem to hitit's mostly small towns out in the prairie that get fucked overthe Arkansas River protects Tulsa from tornadoes so when we do get hit by one it's big newsalso Tulsa is like this little faggot holdout we're still mostly just conservative rednecksbut we have this contingent of hippie dippy """artists""" some real "I wish I could live in Portland Oregon" types>>65226605>OKCmy condolenceshad to spend some time in the south OKC area and was not too fond of itjust an endless ocean of warehouses, mexican restaurants, and office space built in the 80s
>>65226633That one draws hot tdolls.
About to start Zipang. What I'm getting into? Final Countdown kino or jap war revisionism
Being an American is cool. You make thirdies seethe merely by existing
>>65226599I don't have the heart to leave you, anon so I'm going to moé post hard enough to get myself banished to the shadow realm... if all goes to plan that is
>>65226593>>65226602>>65226637Does Oklahoma have any good theological schools? I’m looking to get into ministry, but I’d rather not go to some fake and gay state like Illinois to get it.
>>65226712I've noticed that many euros seem to be obsessed with us.
>>65226745W-Well good! I-Its not like I was wanting you to stay here anyways.. Baka...
>tfw you will never go to the supermarket with RPK-16 >you won't go shopping like couples do>you will never question one of her purchases without thinking, immediately realizing your mistake>you will never quickly apologize to her, she has told you so many times and yet you manage to fuck it up>she will never give you a gentle smile and caress your face as she tells you to don't worry about>you will never stand in line to the cashier when RPK-16 suddenly grabs you by the hair, forcing you to your knees as she starts pummeling your face until your nose breaks>a crowd will never form around the two of you as RPK-16 beats you in complete silence>RPK-16 will never finish her beating, leaving you trembling on the ground, blood gushing from your broken nose as she walks up to the terrified cashier and pays for your groceries>she will never pick you up from the floor, with gentle reassurances and sweet talk, as she drags you to a public bathroom to clean you up>you will never spend the next hour in the restroom having a romantic moment with RPK-16 as she sets your nose and cleans you up, all the while mixing lovebombing with stern reminders of what you did wrong and what the consequences will be the next time you fuck up>you will never go home together to have a romantic movie nightHoly shit I love RPK-16!
>>65226745>I'm going to moé post hard enough to get myself banishedBut why? For what purpose? Strange thing to do
>>65226782Holy shit this is hot, I really should make a RPK edit of this pic .What even is the context of this panel?
I want to be lovingly gaslighted by RPK until my perception of reality is completely warped, making me completely reliant on her input on what is right and wrong
I want RPKschizo to take his meds
>>65226782I wish an uma would do this to me
>>65225681Please dont live stream killing yourselfAnd please dont kill yourselfI dont want to see /k/ommandos fall by their own hand, its not worth it frens
>RPK-16 will never strap you to a bed, your feet tied to the headboard>RPK-16 will never show you her own Junyah she made>RPK-16 will never "impregnate" you but shoving the DEFY junyah up your anus>Slowly but surely you ass and colon will never agonizingly stretch around the sentient dolls head, then it's shoulders>RPK-16 will never make sure to shove Junyah especially deep, until she's to her elbow in you>RPK-16 will then never encourage you to "give birth" to your new child, screaming and pushing the doll out of your bloody anus>After a few minutes of the worst agony of your entire life you will never push the now blood and shit covered doll back out onto the bed>RPK-16 will never be ecstatic that now the two of you officially have a daughter that you gave "birth" to
>>65226747>Does Oklahoma have any good theological schools?I knew people at uni who were pursuing theological studies, but thats about the extent of my first hand knowledgejust keep in mind that most folks around here are some flavor of southern baptist (or non-denom sloppa)we have a strong catholic population, but definitely nowhere near as big as the baptists
>65226827
>>65226827I dont think RPKanon wrote this. He's crazy but not this crazy... right?
>>65226764>///<>>65226780>For what purpose?My gimmick has ran its course, I don't know how to push the envelope anymore. Your muse seems to be a reliable source of inspiration for countless stories about domestic abuse, emotional exploitation, romantic ecstasy, et cetera but I don't have one>>65226811I appreciate the concern but you misunderstand, anon! My exit strategy is to get exiled from the chan.
>>65226827
>>65226837Are they historic baptists or godforsaken dispensationalists mostly?
>>65226883definitely a broad mix of boththeres definitely some genuine "the end is near! we have to give a billion dollars to Israel to start the appocolypse!" retards herebut theres also a bunch of normal people too
>>65226867My autism doesn't like change and seeing people go so you better stay or else you dumb freaking nigger
>>65226482The rest of Mexico.
>>65226891When you see the moé post I'm planning, you'll want me gone too :v
>>65226827This has to be a false flag operation against RPK schizo.
>>65226557europoors are fat too. rising obesity rates is a thing in every developed country. half of europeans are overweight. the US obesity rate isn't far off from romania and poland. we are all fat.and no, sugar isn't drastically more calorie dense than most starchy foods. that's just some misinfo thrown out there put out there to try to distract fatties from the fact that consumer choices are what is driving obesity, not the calorific values of what they consume. a slice of bread in the US has pretty much the same amount of calories as it does everywhere else in the world. US coca-cola is just as calorie dense as european fanta.>>65226578did you know that is was the germans who first commercialized sugar beet farming and developed the sugar industry as we know it? they love sugar too and add it to food just as we do. it is american CONSUMER HABITS that drive our obesity rates. not the caloric values of the food itself.god forbid someone eat a vegetable or drink water. or, hey, just not eat as much. fuck.
I'm going to arrest RPK and RPK schizo, RPK is going to prison and RPK schizo is going to the psych ward.Even if this is a false flag >>65226827 he's still deranged.
>>65226917Gulp
>>65226520My theory is that while other countries were going through a lot of wars and famines while they were transitioning into sedentary lifestyles, America never really had any issues with these. This meant that we never faced the same pressures to abandon the agricultural/peasant mindset to food, which mostly just means calorie-maxxing, even as we all stopped working on farms (and factories) and become desk jockies.
>>65226747your dissertation better be on incest in the Bible
>>65226944I see you anon, you can't convince these terminal retards on this fucking site.
>>65226944Didn't a lot of European countries recently codify that soda's couldn't be above a certain sugar level so a lot of companies have reformulated their (for European market) soda's to only have the maximum amount of sugar allowable and make up the difference with artificial sweeteners? I remember hearing something about that.
>>65226557addiction creates a captive audience which creates money
>>65226996If aunt-fuckers become a bigger problem societally by that time, I may very well have to.
>>65227047If you want a vision of the future, imagine a 37 year old gooner girl failure who never had a boyfriend that wasn't a chatbot and failed so bad at onlyfans she turned to vtubing to make any kind of side money realizing her equally virgin nephew just turned 18
>>65226827Gotta say, I respect the commitment
>>65227031look it up. do the math. i did.per 100ml european orange fanta has 43 kcal. US coca-cola classic is at 40. the difference is negligible. our food isn't dazzlingly more calorific per unit.you just have a lot of people basically pumping out a bunch of propaganda to justify their cushy jobs at the EU food regulation board and we don't. that's about the only real difference.
>>65227109Well that and they have to have some kind of backdoor protectionism against more cost effective, often higher quality American and East Asian imports. It goes hand in hand with the fake luxury branding of a lot of European products.
>>65227116that especially. the euros are shit scared of raw US agricultural power. unrestricted iowa-maxxing would kick over their carefully constructed house of cards. they have to do something to restrict imports or else a whole bunch euro farms go bankrupt.since they can't really do the tariff thing because of EU/US free trade agreements they instead restrict by using highly specific and carefully constructed "safety" regulations combined with a pretty well funded agriculture propaganda industry manufacturing fear about foreign ag products.
>>65227071I’d have so many kids with the girl in your pic..
>>65226827You couldn’t have just made something short and sweet about prostate play?
>>65227143There is also a suspicious absence of affordable, superior quality Japanese automobiles, tools, machinery, and electronics.
>>65227199I think it's funny that they were going balls to the walls with electric vehicles until the chinks started flooding the market with actually affordable cars. The UK even put up a bunch of cameras in London that would charge you a tax EVERY DAY you drove a gas car. Then all of a sudden, its Chang no pls don't
>>65227204Mommy
>>65227210You just can't compete with chinks when it comes to affordable technology, it's not even like the good old days where "made in China" meant shitty copy of something else, they've stepped their game up hard and now shit that isn't some weird amazon no-name is legitimately competing with Euro/US quality for a fraction of the price.
>>65226633>HUQUgrim
>>65226593Howdy burger? whats that never heard of that, must be real local. HOWEVER, there is another Oklahoma burger joint that is really good and thank god they have franchises in a 500 mile radius of the Mecca of it all, the Braum's Family Farm. God I love Braum's, There's like within a 30 minute drive from me
>>65227315>You just can't compete with chinks when it comes to affordable technology,that's because chink goverment is playing the long game and giving money to all those companies flooding the western markets. > shit that isn't some weird amazon no-name is legitimately competing with Euro/US quality for a fraction of the price.becasue they're made in the same factory, pretty much. it's not that "chinkshit is better quality now", it's just that everyone is making shit in china, so it's either chinkshit, or chinkshit but branded
>>65226789Pretty sure an anon said she was raping someone with her huge futa cock, sounds right up your alley anon.How would you feel if rpk forcefully pegged you?
>>65225607Mother > Aunt
>>65227143>>65227116it's almost like setting higher standards leads to better health outcomes just go look at how much more salmonella cases, hospitalizations and deaths the US has while having a smaller population
A false flag! So this is how Springfield-schizo felt that one time...
>>65227450I don't want things up my butt, be it futa-cock or strap-on. Does not seem very romantic
>>65227606we might be more inclined to believe you if you pursue psychiatric help and take your meds
Did somebody say burgers?
>>65226482
>>65227662Didn’t happen. Or at least swap the German for a Jap
>>65227610What if she gave you a reach around and then you cuddled after with her as the big spoon?
>>65227749Where does the sling go?
>>65227797Between her breasts and around her left side.
>>65227813No, it doesn't. It just disappears.
>>65227611The only medicine I need is RPK. I don't think a psychiatrist could help me anyways, they would never understand!
I am going to say it! AN-94 A CUTE! A CUTE!
Sweet as honey
>>65227819Things don't disappear if you can't see them, anon.
>>65227874nta but look at the fold in her shirt bridging between her milkers, that strap isn't between them
>>65227851So flat…
>>65227688Realistic outcome if a carrier lets a cruiser come that close though.
>>65227490nope. try again. we all use the same standard. ISO 22000
>>65227797>>65227819Damn, now that you've pointed that out I can't unsee it, artist fucked up bad
>>65227874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjokgx0pUQ
>>65227439Sadly this, China doesnt really have a "secret sauce" like Japan did during the 70's and 80's. You pretty much get to operate with little to no oversight and your battery minerals are subsidized and even then their stuff tends to be inferior unless you have a foreign company overseeing the operation. Thats why BYD can dump cars on the foreign market for ICE prices
>>65227439While one of China's massive advantages is the government subsides allowing them to pump out shit at impossible to compete with prices, in a few cases it actually is that Chinkshit is legitimately better just because a lot of western companies are relying on brand recognition to sell subpar products while chinks actually need to bring something competitive to market.Obviously not every industry is like this but see just how bad irobot collapsed the moment chink competitors offering genuinely better products like roborock or dreame or eufy entered the market. If you rely on brand name alone you're gonna get fucked the second competitors show up.
>>65226520If it makes you feel better statistically speaking zoomers are shaping up to be one of the most health conscious generations in a long ass time, alcohol and tobacco consumption is absolutely plummeting, exercise is up, home cooking and clean eating is up, obesity is down, hydration is up.Gen Z is genuinely pretty damn healthy... Physically speaking, mental health wise they're an absolute fucking disaster.
>>65228520I mean technically an established brand should also add the reassurance factor in that there will be an actual warranty and support for the expensive robot, thats why you dont see Lifans or Benellis or whatever chinkshit bikes on the road
>>65228549Theoretically speaking yes, realistically many big name western brands have notoriously garbage warranties that's barely above chinkshit-tier.
>>65227847But she's flat
>>65228549>>65228562yeah that's why i buy locally when i can and not from aliexpress - if it breaks there's no fucking way some chinaman across the globe is gonna accept my warranty claimhaving said that, if you buy anything from samsung they're also gonna do everything in their power to not give you your money back so there's that
>>65228567And I would still suckle on those itty bitty titties like they were milk filled udders any day
>>65228584LEWD
>>65228584Unrelated but is it an actual fact that smaller breasted women have less milk? I get that larger breasts equals healthier woman or whatever the fuck, but I don’t see why a flat woman couldn’t lactate. Is there a scientific study about it or something?Asking for me
>>65229004Technically speaking yes but not enough to actually make as much of a difference as you'd think. Breasts are mostly fat, mammary glands are fairly compact. Large breasted women can potentially store more milk than smaller breasted women between feedings, but smaller breasted women with lower storage capacity can produce more milk since regular emptying of the breasts triggers more milk production. In short, it really wouldn't make much difference when it comes to feeding a baby, too little milk production would be a hormonal issue, not a breast size issue.
I went into a barber shop today and saw a bunch of police and military patches and I kid you not two were MVD patches and one was Spetsnaz GRU.
>>65229045W-why do all of the dolls have dicks
>>65229045Lactation is such a great fetish.
>>65229045Interesting. I figured there wouldn’t be a dramatic difference, but it’s nice to get a confirmation. Thanks for the woman lore, anon
>>65229118because huqu drew it
>>65229121>Only 1 foot visible He's changing bros
>>65229118the commander has unusual tastes
>>65229118Fag artist
>>65228532True. I don’t think I’ve drank soda in years. I think after you stop for a while the thought of having it again is nauseating
>>65229137that one is three years old
Speaking of small breasts, is it true small breasts are more sensitive than larger ones? If that is true... IMAGINE GIVING AN-94 AN ORGASM FROM JUST CARESSING AND PLAYING WITH HER FLAT CHEST
