Previous: https://boards.4chan.org/k/thread/65181191/summer-is-upon-us-anons-will-you-sit-at-your#bottomWelcome to /slg/; now turn off your device, get off your ass, and go touch gravel, moss, rusty metal, and/or asbestos. If you decide to ignore that wisdom and scroll down, you are condemned to see documentation of my excruciatingly autistic summer sojourns (and, I hope, those of others).
Making for the top of a large, forested hill. Radiation levels steadily increasing; perhaps interesting artifacts await. I should have remembered to line my $12 aridfleck boonie with foil…
>>65227299If any of you out West would like to meet up I'd be down for some time innawoods. You will have to meet me out there pretty deep in the desert though but I have a nice camp set up there are lots of amenities and treats.
>>65227303Impromptu test of the three patterns I’m wearing. Amazed by how effective Phantomleaf WASP I. Z1B is against an old log. Perhaps the neck gaiter’s small size and flexibility help compared to the other two items, but still.
>>65227311Thank himmel I didn’t go with baby poop RAL8000; this Umbring-Schwarzeren Pistole wouldn’t blend in with this volcanic rock near the top.>>65227305What state are you in, anon? I’ll bake us some brownies!
>>65227324Lovely view from higher up. I can feel my balls heating up, there must be a 5G tower or a flaxen-haired Thulean princess nearby…
>>65227335Alas, ‘twas the latter. Keeping my eyes peeled upon approach for tripwires, minefields, and poison ivy (it gives me ouchies).
>>65227342It appears I have discovered Epstein’s rocky mountain hideaway. Only a shriveled jew, a child, or a pressurized fluid would fit through the pipe…
>>65227350Strange, fairy-ring-esque circle of boulders atop the knoll from which the pipe protruded. Pic doesn’t capture the scale very well.
>>65227358One of the vent pipes in the circle. Faint chlorine-like smell emanating from it. Must be either water treatment infrastructure or, more likely, a desecrated site for occult rituals involving the acid dissolution of countless innocents. By gum, we’ll get to the bottom of this.
>>65227366Attacked by a radiation ent at the foot of the 5G wizard’s tower! As luck would have it, I possess a swiss army knife and the quickest sawing hands this side of the wind river range. He yanked my trusty .45 Abomination+Cultist Purifier away from me, so I got to work and eventually cut him down through the helpful intercession of St. Paul (Bunyan)
>>65227369Oblivion graphics glow provided by the influx of XP from defeating the ent, or perhaps this evening’s exceptional golden hour.
>>65227372Noticed myself exhibiting sanpaku after taking this picture… hopefully the radiation ent didn’t manage to curse me. He did get a good look at my pistol’s full serial, which is the first step, they say.
>>65227375Picked up a piece of nasty artificial foliage that must have come off the tower. I pray that my act of forest depollution will negate the ent’s curse, if curse there be.
Made it back out of the zone, seemingly quite undetected by humanoid eyes, with due vigilance. Until next time, stalkers.
>>65227299Why did you make a new thread if the old one isn't at bump limit?>>65181191
>>65227375That's some good meth
I’m insanely jealous of the beautiful area in which you stal/k/. I only have tiny cuckstate forests with too many people and the only abandoned structures are swamped by mall cops that’ll throw the book at you if you’re caught
>>65227666How about setting up concealed observation posts and spending half a day lying in wait and watching a selected area spotting personnel, vehicles or animals, measuring azimuths, estimating distances and writing everything down...?Training precise landnav and making good recon sketches?Learning how to track animals or people?Practicing silent movement off trails?Thoroughly exploring a pre-selected area and taking note of any useful features like good sleeping spots, water sources etc., and marking them in your own map?Practicing covert camping & staying invisible to normies?All while conceal carrying to keep the edge...
>>65227666>the only abandoned structures are swamped by mall cops that’ll throw the book at you if you’re caughtYou can thank crackheads for that.It sucks but it be what it be.
>>65227453Because I don’t know what I’m doing. I have never paid much attention to bump limits and did not see the one for this board specified anywhere. Pls no bully
>>65227997Understood
>>65228182What is the bump limit here, anyway? And how do you link between threads without a URL like you did here >>65227453 ? Is it just the post ID with >> in front, as in single-thread replies? Been mostly a phonefag lurker for ten years and never had occasion to learn.
>>65227972Its lame because those places are great to practice drones in too but when they fence off the area I dont feel like risking potentially hundreds if I crash nor do I want to get jumped by an addict or tazed by some retarded security guard.
>>65228247310 now. Typically I wait until page 4 or so before baking a new thread, but that's just etiquetteAnd yes you can just double meme arrow to link the thread
>>65228247>Is it just the post ID with >> in front, as in single-thread replies?Yes, as long as it's the same board.
