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A thread for dorks and dork accessories

Previous: >>65231157
>Image limit reached

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
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>extended family visiting for summer
>no guest house
>facilities scarce
>have to wait for shower
>aunt steps out after bathing six-year-old cousin
>goes back inside but doesn't close the door
>guess she only forgot to grab something
>must not be undressing right now
>so it should be OK to enter
>might even help auntie find whatever she's looking for like a good nephew
>but still in the hallway is her daughter
>who happens to have a smirk and slightly tilted head
>probably thinks it's funny to be in the way, I hate childr-
>she unwraps herself
>arms spread like wings
>brunette hair spilling down to shoulders
>pale body contrast against dark towel and flaunted with a hip swing
>then the little girl covered herself again
>but continued leering with those hazel eyes
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>>65235204
Shut the fuck up, pedo scum.
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>>65235204
Thought this was gonna be some wholesome aunt fucking, face the wall degenerate.
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>>65235204
I was gonna just lecture you on the biblical case against auntfucking. Now I am determined to put you down before you bring harm to this child, you fucking lolicon degenerate.
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>>65235204
I really hope you get arrested
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>>65235204
the aunt-fucker has become the cousin-molester
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Guys
GUYS
ive been invited to a strip club by uncles.
Should I go to the strip club with my uncles?
>>65235204
Uhhhhhhhhhh
What a start to the thread...
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>>65235204
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>>65235237
You don’t want to get stuck in the trap of financially supporting women who aren’t your wife, anon. You will be trapped in an eternal cycle of simphood; constantly chasing a woman who can never be yours. This isn’t a guilt you wish to bear, believe me. Remember, “A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot produce good fruit.”
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>>65235204
I hope you're making that up
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>>65235204
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>>65235250
I am 100% sure that i am sound enough of mind that I wont be addicted to throwing money at naked women.
I almost want to go just to make you a bit miffed t.b.h.
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>>65235237
>Wanting to sit between a couple old men while watching what is effectively public porn
Sounds pretty gay desu senpai
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>>65235259
Do what you want, I can’t stop you. I’m just warning you of the dangers of getting involved with loose women.
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>>65235265
I think you're over thinking the danger of strippers upon us nerdy anime fans.
>>65235262
Its 2 of my uncles and 2 of their friends going, celebrating 10 years of his friends successful mobile detailing and power wash business. But yeah, being in a crowd of dudes with boners staring at a girl doesnt sound so appealing when I put it in my minds eye...
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>>65235204
I hope you resist arrest and one of my coworkers fucking kill you
>>65235237
Yes idiot go with them
It’s genuinely good social practice. You’ll probably have 1-2 girls who try to engage aggressively because they know most of their clients are desperate old fucks. If you don’t engage them too much eventually someone else will try another tack and speak to you somewhat normally
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>>65235286
Please note Yukari kisses strippers so do NOT take his advice, he's already been seduced by the filthy degenerates.
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>>65235259
Strip joints are depressing, gross, generally unpleasant places to go. It's your money, do whatever, but unless you like throwing back supremely overpriced drinks while women more cynical than actual hookers try to get you to give them money you're not gonna have a good time.
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o-o-OH! Hi! /ak/
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>>65235296
This image makes me want to beat her half to death, get the fuck away from me bitch
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>>65235307
Damn who pissed in your monster energy?
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>>65235318
No one, but i have run out of alcohol which im not particularly pleased about.
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>>65235331
I have a beer in my fridge anon...do you want to it?
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>>65235193
Why does it have four ears?
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>>65235331
Drinking is bad for you, especially if its making you this upset at its absence.
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>>65235204
THE LIMITS OF THE THREEAAAAADD
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>>65235331
IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
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I decided not to go to the strip club, im just gonna process some .38 spc while the magnificent kotobuki plays in the background
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>>65235448
>I decided not to go to the strip club
thats good
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A white monster for a white monster
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>>65235448
Proud of you lad, way better ways to spend money
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>>65235448
Based, you’ve redeemed this thread
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>>65235448
>I decided not to go to the strip club
That shouldn't have even been a decision to deliberate over wtf
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>>65235204
Why the fuck would you post this keklmao
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>>65235549
Criminals long to be discovered
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>>65235550
Whats up with that anyways? I remember when mimdhunters dropped it talked about ed kemper actually turning himself in because the cops were taking too long or something. Do they just want to see the shock on everyones faces when they're finally arrested and be treated as some kind of freak celebrity or what
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>>65235354
better hearing
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>>65235204
go take a gun and shove it so far up your pedo ass it comes out your ears you retard
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>>65235296
i can quite literally smell the tranny off of you. not a good thing
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>>65235448
10/10 better decision
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>>65235331
HONEY
YEAST
TIME
you can do it anon, break free from the ATF, the FDA, and all who would deny you the nectar of the gods.
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>>65235597
based and homemade mead pilled
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>>65235204
How does your aunt feel about your mother? Does your aunt feel resentment towards your mother for raising you to become this?
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Repair dorks
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>>65235699
I refuse to play this game because of yuri faggotry
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>>65235711
Fair. It's a fun game aside from the faggotry. I just like robot chicks.
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>>65235711
Yuri is based
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>>65235723
I knew you didn't kill yourself
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can't I just reprogram them to make them straight?
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>>65235699
>>65235720
Have any of you anons actually paid into GFL or do you just grind away? I've never played it so is it possible to grind into whatever you want from the game? And how does lore lore and characters work? Can you replay old missions or if you join now you are shit out from previous stories?
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>>65235755
bro...that's a different game. It's not a gacha
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>>65235731
I don't know who you are or think I am
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>>65235757
Oh ok, so it's like a regular tactical game but for mobile?
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>>65235765
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1262350/SIGNALIS/
>>65235762
yeah sure jeff
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>>65235768
Oh hey, I have that for my switch but I've never played it. Honestly I hardly ever play my switch too.
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>>65235699
What would you do if a dorkbot flashed you her internal components
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>>65235768
Who the hell is Jeff
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>>65235204
Goddamn dude read the fucking room this aint the board for that
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That first post guy isn't a real auntfucker, it's probably a psy-op to try and make us look bad. Don't fall for it, sexy aunts and enjoying them is perfectly respectable.
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>>65235448
Some utterly dickless zoomer replies to this post. If you fags didn't think your 100 dollars was precious because all you do is flip burgers of course you'd have gone to see some tits and drink a couple of beers with the bros. This is what's wrong with men today, you'd rather sit inside on a video game.

>simp
Literally the generation of onlythot supporters. Going to a strip club once or twice a year with your bros doesn't even fucking matter and you retards need to lighten up.
>jesus says no
Grow up
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>>65235819
God that's so gay.
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>>65235204
cute
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>>65235204
marriage, oyakodon and impregnation
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aunt.
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>>65235838
her dead sister's daughter (12-13yo)

Be honest.
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>>65235819
Show us your tattoos, xillenial. They're probably really cool and tough.
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>>65235819
Post guns
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>>65235193
>1/35 scale
>box that big
how small is she?
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>>65235819
>simping for foids
Fag. No foid you're not fucking deserves your money
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>>65235887
Looking at a random Jagdtiger box (380x250mm) she seems to be about 0.75 meters tall.
Fun sized kitty.
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>>65235193
>A thread for dorks
Perfect (just like dorks)
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>>65235917
Does this look like a fucking dork to you? She is cool and sexy!
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>tfw RPK-16 will never romantically spike your drink
>you will never wake up naked in a luxury hotel room somewhere far away, warm and pleasant
>you will never be lovingly handcuffed to the bed, it feels like your balls have been completely drained and you are covered in hickeys and lipstick marks
>you will never notice a wedding ring on your finger
>RPK-16 will never approach you from out of the darkness, wearing nothing but stockings
>she will never straddle you with a smug smile and ask if you are enjoying your honeymoon with her

I LOVE RPK
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>>65236017
this is a significant improvement over your usual post quality; did you start taking your meds?
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>>65235814
Mothers > Aunts
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>>65235991
That's her happy face after I got her alone for a minute before she left and kissed her! You should of seen when she was trying to remain stoic but bushing ear to ear.
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>>65236111
>You should have seen when she was trying to remain stoic but blushing ear to ear.
>Tfw I do this
Am..I a dork?..
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>>65235819
There is always something better than whores and alcohol to spend your money on. Spending your money on whores and alcohol means you're a dumbass. Yes, I have been a dumbass. I matured.
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>>65236199
You might be, but in the wild the male dork is termed 'loser'. Female dorks are referred to as such because cute.
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dork fellatio
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>>65236273
Way too erotic anon please tone it down
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>>65235204
No
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>>65235755
The only time I've given them money was for some skins and even then after like 8 years I think it's been less the like 200 bucks all together. The game is very F2P friendly. If you want help bulldozing your way through early level drop your UID in the general and here and I'm sure some fellow SKKs will lend you some monstrously powerful friend echelons to brut force a lot of the early game puzzles until you get exploration and can farm infinite floppies to leveling.
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>>65235776
That is one of my favorite Shion pics. Expelling excess heat from her chest by flashing her breasts a little is incredibly hot.
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>>65235286
since when are you a cop?
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>>65235289
wasn't he also bullied by the mere presence of a hot MILF latina?
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>>65235204
See, this shit is why I hate bong guns.
>>65235711
It honestly kinda sucks. It’s great if you’re a yurifaggot, but /ak/ shilled this game and I ended up trying it only to find out it’s the most boring “horror” game ever made while also having one of the most pretentious fanbases ever. Haven’t even beaten it yet, I just got bored and dropped it a couple hours in.
It has interesting sound design at the very least I guess
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dorks?
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>>65236653
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>>65236273
>eyes open
Dangerous.
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>>65235819
The internet made strip clubs obsolete. Why pay money to see girls you cant fuck anyway?
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>>65235286
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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I'll be living in a motel for a month soon. Have any of you guys been in a similar situation? Any tips would be helpful.
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>>65236792
Had to live in one for a few weeks while my house’s plumbing got fixed. All I can say is that they generally have paper thin walls, so a set of noise cancelling headphones or earmuffs would be beneficial. Also, I uh hope you like takeout.
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>>65235819
>bro, drinking overpriced beer while sitting between your erect middle aged and watching shitty softcore live porn put on by sone what trash chick's is what it means to be a man bro!
I genuinely can't think of anything gayer than a strip club
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>>65236807
>Also, I uh hope you like takeout
I think I can maybe just eat a huge breakfast (it's free) and hope the calories can sustain me the whole day. If it comes to it, pizza is always cheap.
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>>65236074
As a huge mommy enjoyer, aunts have their place too, the "older unmarried aunt fucking her nephew" trope is pretty peak.
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>>65236852
Yeah I agree but I think mother son scenarios are more.. er, interesting I guess. Yeah.
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>>65236904
Hold on, I recognize that tone...
LISAN AL-GAIB!
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>>65236918
THERES LIKE 10+ MOTHERFUCKERS IN /AK/ WHAT THE HELL MAN HOW
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>>65236852
It's not /k/ related in any way so I wont post it ITT but that oneshot about the onee-chan and brother sharing an apartment and going at it then at the end revealing they were just doing some sibling play and she's actually his aunt was very hot. Women mangaka, man.
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>>65236937
You just have a very distinct way of speaking
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>>65236938
I need to know the name
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enough talking about mommy and aunt incest slop

post more m200 and foxu
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hell yeah
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>>65236969
Collection of oneshots called Ai de Asobu, the chapter is called Gokko. It's by Ninomiya Hikaru.
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>>65236972
ok
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What's the TLDR on M200, is the the game's designated daughteru?
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>>65236972
Exactly, the best incest is father and daughter. You really gonna let some random guy fuck/marry your little girl?
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>>65236989
I know how this one ends.
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>>65236452
I need a robot spine. Fell at work reputured a couple of disks. Went from very fit to skinny fat and depressed.
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>>65237119
What if that guy is your son?
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>>65237170
gay
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>>65237143
t-t-THEY ARE MAKING MEMES ABOUT THAT! I REPEAT THEY ARE MAKING MEMES ABOUT THAT!
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>>65235776
I want to take her apart after seggs and see how she works, and replace her broken parts.
>>65235755
I tried GFL/2, I only have time for one gatcha game.
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>>65237146
>Went from very fit to skinny fat and depressed.
:(
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>>65237188
>in your relationship "incompatibly" means you need to buy an adapter bracket to make a new part work
Peak
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>>65237119
You disgust me
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>>65237215
And you're a bad father who's gonna let strange men break his daughter's heart.
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>>65237119
>>65237248
No! Bad, Anon!
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>>65235819
I can go on the internet, search for porn, and get more for free then what a strip club can offer, all without the need to be with a bunch of old family members visibly aroused near me
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>>65236017
why she nakey
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>>65236792
Not in a long while, a couple times when I was a kid. It wasn’t that bad. It’s just really small and cold. I’d tell you to watch out for tweakers, but that rule applies regardless of where you live.
Good luck, anon.
>>65236993
Something like that. She’s also memed as being extremely racist
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>>65237261
It is our wedding night
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>>65237268
More wolfu when...
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>>65237270
Beginning to understand that father/daughter Anon.
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Catgirls lift their tails for plamos.
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>>65236985
Fuck this picture is erotic, imagine that sweet scent of sweat still on her body from a warm summer night as you grab her from behind, caressing her body, feeling a hint of stubble under her armpits and between her legs, that hint of morning breath as you give her a good morning kiss before the two of you get ready for the day
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>>65237270
>I’d tell you to watch out for tweakers, but that rule applies regardless of where you live.
I'm debating if I should bring my daki with me. I'll be the designated tweaker of the motel if so. I'm afraid of dirtying her, but at the same time, I want to sleep as well as possible.
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>>65236993
>>65237270
The Commander has quite the few daughters at this point. I think it is pretty wholesome and I think he deserves to be happy
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>>65237181
We need to bring back That posting
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>>65237346
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>>65237336
Bra lines sexo
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>>65237352
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>>65237357
What about bra straps?
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>>65237352
>abandoning your daughter for TEN YEARS
Shameful display, he should commit sedoku!
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>>65237336
Girl skin that feels nice when it's sweaty.
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God imagine RPK showing up at your job to make sure you behave
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>>65237368
Imagine playfully wrestling with a sweaty post-workout AK-15
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I wish I was the commander
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>>65237336
>Implying I would let her shave
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>>65236785
Mommy
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>>65237399
Girls like this are bad news but I love them anyway.

>>65237412
Good man. That was the one thing wrong with that post.
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>>65237336
>good morning kiss
I need something like this.
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>>65237412
Ultradork bush is a dangerous thing anon
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>>65237396
STOP
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>>65237420
Being with a dork is enough of a risk to take, I’m not scared
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>>65237419
Early morning with partner erotic! Fuck I am lonely
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>>65237352
>how many daughters have you collected?
uhhhhhh....
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>>65237435
The kiss doesn't even have to be on the lips. Kisses on the cheeks are fine, and are quite frankly, cuter.
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>>65237337
I have a Leva daki myself and I can’t sleep without her so I kinda get what you mean. If you can sneak her in, you should at least consider it. Good and comfortable sleep is the most important habit. And you can always wash the cover some other time, just be sure to turn it inside it out and use a mesh bag if you have one
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>>65237417
>Girls like this are bad news but I love them anyway.

Big government wants you to avoid red flags! Don't let them win! Don't let them stop you from finding true love!
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>>65237445
I am more of a neck kisser myself
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>>65237447
I have seriously debated getting a daki some time ago, but the impossibility of justifying having one to a girl, should I ever have a girl over, has made me choose against it. Though I do like having something to hug in bed, so I just hug my blanket rn.
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>>65237396
>anon won because she got too flustered to resist
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>>65237318
no idea
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>>65237447
>I have a Leva daki myself and I can’t sleep without her so I kinda get what you mean. If you can sneak her in, you should at least consider it. Good and comfortable sleep is the most important habit.
Yeah, getting a daki has probably been the best investment towards sleep I've ever had. I'm a side-sleeper, so a daki is especially helpful.

>>65237470
Dakis are great. I don't even care if the cleaners at the motel I'll be at see her. They've probably seen worse lol.
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Never even had a daki but my doll is peak for sleep cuddling. Basically a massive heatsink that stays cool in summer.
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>>65237470
Daki's are normie friendly enough so long as they don't have an anime girl on them, if anything say you messed up your back a while ago and your physiotherapist recommended one to help take pressure off your back, and your back is fine now but you just got used to it.
Also, get one with shredded memory foam instead of just some cheap poly filling, much more huggable.
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>>65237495
>Never even had a daki but my doll is peak for sleep cuddling.
Let me see, please.
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>>65237499
not posting my wife here sorry
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>>65237512
Fair enough.
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>>65237499
here
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>>65236653
Shottogansu umai.
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>>65237470
I have a regular pillow i cuddle with, if it wasnt for me living with my parents id buy a daki today.
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>>65237533
Jesus christ
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>>65237538
I use a bundled up bathrobe
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So it seems like there are fucking tiers to sleeping here.
>guy with a doll
>guys with dakis
>guys with makeshift dakis
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>>65237550
It's the weeb pipeline
Sleeping without daki > using random object as daki > finally giving up on pretending to be a normie and getting a daki > going into the doll abyss
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>cuddling with pillow
>imagine im cuddling with a cute girl
>get the urge to bite her neck/shoulder area
>start biting the pillow
>feels good
Why am i like this?
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>>65237537
I love shotguns
>>65237533
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>65237574
The fuck?... I don't remember posting this
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I think Vivi is pretty cool and totally not a gloomy dork
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>>65237585
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Doomer wife
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>>65237600
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>>65237119
kill yourself immediately
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>>65237627
The rarest smile is the brightest
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>>65237533
>If only you knew how bad things really are
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>>65237363
Also sexo
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>>65237470
First of all
>caring what women think
Shiggy.
Secondly, you can always just buy the body pillow itself without the daki cover, though I strongly recommend you get a cover too. You can always just buy the daki cover now and then just stuff it deep in a closet when you score yourself a 3DPD, then just leave the body pillow wherever. Body pillows by themselves aren’t that weird, it’s dakimakuras that you have to explain to people.
Also, I’m not one of the vocal /r9k/-tier incels in this general (though I am still an incel) but I still encourage you to not compromise too much over 3D women, especially hypothetical 3D women.
Do at least get the pillow though, you won’t regret it. Personally, I shill Dakimakuri, they make dense and huggable pillows and very soft and silky covers.
>>65237481
Same. For some reason, I’m just physically incapable of sleeping on my back. The body pillow really helps, and the jpeg on it makes me feel less miserable, as pathetic as that sounds. Any love of any kind, as they say.
>>65237585
I like her voice
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>>65237538
If it helps, i have a daki and live with moma; it’s Musashi with her tits out. I usually have the pillow out when I’m alone then wrap it in my blanket to cover it when she comes home.
She’s seen my Yor daki but doesn’t care, probably cause she doesn’t see it often and she has no reason to enter my room. But I’m sure she’d have a fit seeing Musashi.
But I chose to remove the cover and put it away since it’s getting warmer and I don’t wanna sweat on it.
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>>65236993
She was the exclusive EN doll and thus /ourdaughter/
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>>65235193
>accidentally said “chotto matte” at work over the radio
Someone just fucking kill me already…
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>>65237778
lmao, you absolute dork
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You know, all the talk about fucking your aunt in this thread got me thinking, it's kinda weird when you think about it but theoretically speaking it's possible to have an aunt that's younger than you.
Like, that'd just be weird when you think about it, imagine calling someone who's basically your peer "auntie," or worse, introducing a woman who looks like your little sister as your auntie to other people and having to explain when they inevitably give you a confused look. Paradoxically marrying her would actually be less awkward if she was in your peer age rather than your notable elder.
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>>65237800
I had a coworker whose eldest son is one month older than her youngest brother.
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large age gaps are bad
and incest is bad
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>>65237824
I'm unconvinced.
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>>65237826
Paul says fucking your dad's wife (stepmother) is bad
https://radical.net/podcasts/pray-the-word/faithful-confrontation-1-corinthians-51-2/
but what he's really saying is basically
>wtf is wrong with you people?! you are arrogant and jubilant fags that lie with your own kin! even pagans have more shame than you!

also Leviticus 18:6-29 says incest in general is bad
https://bible.org/seriespage/boundaries-godly-sexuality-leviticus-186-29
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Jesus loves me
this I know
because the Bible tells me so
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haha yeah this is awesome
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>>65237833
Incest is encouraged in my religion, pls no oppress
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Vector only has sex for money
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>>65237864
no it isn't
unless you're a nigger ass mudslime in which case I hate you and I want you to die DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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>>65237879
>no it isn't
Yes it is.
>unless you're a nigger ass mudslime
I'm not, but they forbid (most) incest.
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wow nice job guys. worst thread is a while
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>>65237907
you're right, incest is bad
thanks for agreeing
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>>65237824
But I wanna breed a hag in her early 40s
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My friend bought a PPK today for his second gun. Was a good day
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>>65237538
>>65237763
One very vivid memory I have is that my daki was torn up a little after years of use and my mom sewed up the torn bits. Thank you, Mom.
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>>65236255
Nah
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>>65237963
wholesome
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>>65237966
>doesn’t know what sex is
>rapes
That sounds dangerous, she would have no idea what to do. Also who's getting raped?
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>>65237963
Your mom sounds nice, anon. Be sure to treasure her and make her proud if you aren’t already
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>>65237833
>>65237864
What does the s/k/ripture say about incest?
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>tfw no isekai about all of /k/ getting transported to a generic fantasy world armed wit nuggets
I imagine it'd be kinda like Gate only with a lot more rape and genocide.
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>>65238105
You know, I find it very amusing that the murder/k/ube is located in Alberta of all places. Should make a trip up there some time.
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>>65238133
>Murder/k/ube located in AB
>AB is the closest thing Canada has to a based province
Coincidence? Or just the /k/ubes divine grace?
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>>65238138
Alberta is Canada’s Texas. With all the negatives that entails. Jeets tend to congregate in both locations and stink up the place pretty bad.
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>>65238133
Its still on display?
>the sourkraut
I haven't seen him around in a while, I wonder what he's up to...
>check twitter
>he's split between working at sea and living it up in spain during shore leave
Lucky cunt
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>>65238138
>>65238143
Ab is pretty much the gayest brownest province. Oilfield is mostly white east coast crackheads.
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>Early 2000's dreamlike era of anime
God I miss it
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>>65235204
Who the fuck starts a thread like that?! I just sat down!
>>65235448
Your family think you are homosexual now, congrats. You should've gone even if strip clubs suck.
>>65235819
Strip clubs suck and you're a retard if you actually enjoy going to them. The only good reason to go to a strip club is to troll the strippers until you get kicked out, or to prove to your retarded family that you aren't afraid of women.
>>65236737
He's not even using a tripcode, just a name made to look like a tripcode. I'm assuming either he's an actual retard or pretending to be someone who is a regular here and trying to trick anons that aren't paying attention.
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>>65235286
Holy fuck, I didn't even notice that, my god you can easily impersonate him whenever you want!
Have fun lads...
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>>65238173
Nevermind, looks like he is using a legit trip, I'm dumb
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>>65236524
Yukari is a Federal Parole Officer
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>>65238173
>>65238169
Hahahahah fucking newfags
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>>65238173
my nigga you dumb as hell
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>>65238361
I've never put on a trip before because I'm not an attention whore so I just took anon's word for it, shamefur dispray on my end.
I don't even have the newfag excuse because I've been here over a decade.
I'm just retarded.
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>>65237336
female in suit, erotic
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>>65238368
California is just miles and miles of farms, vineyards, and niggers, no way a country the size of Montana was gonna maintain the lead
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Why did trannies steal Bhalaj anyway?
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>>65238485
Literally the perfect woman
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>>65238485
She’s a real high caliber woman alright.
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>>65238404
What? Metropolitan France is quite a bit larger than California.
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>>65237435
Is this game less GFL and more GFE?
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>>65238485
She might look dangerous but she's mostly armless
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>>65237498
There's literally no point in having a daki if you don't have you're waifu on it, or if you don't have a waifu then whatever girl you like enough to want her next to you.
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Casual gorilla!
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>>65237824
>large age gaps are bad
>and incest is bad
I'm not from the "current year" let alone the "current year + 10" so bluehair and normalfag shit washes over me.
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>>65238412
These sharks and whaleshark big plushies are tempting. I'm a 35 year old man, but they're tempting me.
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Love is love!
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>>65238180
/ak/'s thoughts on new patlabor?
sorry if it already got posted about in previous threads, ezy file 1 subs are up on /m/
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>>65238614
GIWTWM
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>>65237470
>the impossibility of justifying having one to a girl
"hey why do you have a pillow with anime girl"
"cause i fucking love anime girls, they're great"
i've been married for 15 years and even i have a daki. you're just a bitch.
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>>65238485
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>>65238673
I'll never understand why guys feel the need to hide their interests from women. Hiding them from normies, sure, but why would anyone wanna fuck someone they can't even talk about the basic things that make them happy
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>>65238752
Just chad yes to literally everything.
The sooner you accept that you're a weirdo, the sooner everyone else will. No woman will ever respect a man who is afraid of himself.
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>>65237352
At least three, debatably more, and that's only counting humans. Actually, they've been apart so long that the Commander's first adoptive daughter is already a drinking age adult.
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>>65238105
Degenerating your own blood line offers no tactical advantage.
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>>65235204
>37 hours ago
wew
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>>65238485
Looks like something straight out of cyan brain.
Hot
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>>65238133
Pale tummy erotic...
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>>65238545
They're comfy and give you good shoulder and back support if you're a side sleeper, that's one reason to own them even without an anime girl
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What is the tactical advantage of absurdly oversized, I mean just some huge and heavy, braids?
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>>65238752
>>65238786
>Just chad yes to literally everything.
that's what i do when asked about "ick" shit like anime or whatever. "ya man, i love anime girls, lately i've been collecting jpgs of anime maids with guns, i'm loving it" - and then 99% of normalfags leave me the fuck alone and i'm left with like 5 people who are actually reasonable to talk to
>"oh so you're one of those perverts that like that kinda icky stuff?"
>"absolutely, wanna see my hentai folder?"
if you just confirm without, you know, stuttering and blushing and looking guilty, it breaks the fucking programming. normalfags literally don't know what to do when you do that.
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>not a fan of moc toes
>find out moc toes are a uniquely American design
>suddenly like moc toes
Funny how my 'tism works
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>>65239542
Based if true.
Normalfags should learn to fear the autists, not the other way around
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>>65239512
You can murder someone with just a swing.
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/k/atgirls?
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>>65239647
The future belongs to the sperg, internet induced brainrot is on the rise, Gen Z is so poorly socialized they're becoming an entire generation of defacto autists, and I don't even wanna know how bad Gen Alpha is gonna be.
The time of normies is over, the age of the sperg has come.
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>>65239685
oh joy.
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>>65235204
ToT
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Wish I could meet somebody that likes both the /a/ and the /k/
They either think anime is for fags or that we need more common sense gun control
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>>65240005
The sad truth is the only people I've ever seen who are the extremely specific combination of weeb, gun nut, and girl have the girl part in quotation marks.
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>>65239685
When everyone is a sperg.. No one will be
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>>65240042
Pic very related
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Imagine getting sexually assaulted by a gang of flustered ultradorks
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RPK-16 love!
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>>65240124
>Imagine getting sexually assaulted
A cute kiss on the cheeks is enough for me, bro.
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>>65240119
Why do you think I used it?
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>>65240128
lewd!
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>>65235204
disgusting
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>>65235448
>while the magnificent kotobuki plays in the background
insanely based alternative to going to the strip club
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>>65240153
It's even better if they exaggerate the "mwah". That's all I need.
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>>65238412
>>65240042
Who is this bitch?
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>>65240238
kara eklund, oc of the artist hitsujigoods
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>>65240216
Jesus Christ anon! Too lewd!
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>>65240251
>oc
A self insert, more like
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>>65240216
;__; Why does living by cute anime girls both heal me and hurt me?
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>>65238286
To this thread, yes. I only come in here once in a while to download pictures. Like every general on this site, you guys are the cancer that is killing /k/.
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I'm gonna bake
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>>65240483
Muscle girls?
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>>65240479
Most generals predate the war in ukrane and all the faggots it brought with it
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>>65240489
And they've always been terrible cesspools of attentionwhores and faggots.
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>>65240488
Maybe next time


>>65240493
>>65240493
>>65240493
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>>65240479
/k/, and 4chan in general, died with the rise of the smartphone, normalfags flooding the internet and the perfect storm of hyper-politics, botteted corpo shill 3rd world commercialized internet and social media lifestyle which has emerged in the last 10-15 years and rapidly enshitified the IRL west which has a knock-on effect via normalfags infesting the internet.

Pissing in an ocean of piss, for instance through generals, has never mattered less. 4chan is genuinely shit now and it's never going to be good again.
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>>65240500
Internet culture itself had already been on the decline after AOL subscribers swarmed Usenet



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