Russian Tu-22M3 had a bit of a rough landing
fake AI video
lol
How does something like this happen? Isn't Russian tech supposed to be rugged and reliable?
>>65239312Aging airframes and inadequate maintenance I guess.
>>65239329Experienced pilots were short before the SMO kicked off. I can only imagine it hasn't gotten better
>>65239341So whatever happens to the crew if they lose a plane like this? Are they send on an infantry assault?
>>65239291>they forgot the cord again
eternal flight
>>65239341>there is no destruction on the groundthen what was that explosion, fire, and smoke?
>>65239356...aurora borealis?
>>65239356I presume they meant that it didn't it anyone or anything on the ground, so there was no damage besides to the plane itself
Why did the aircraft suddenly stall with a low payload and variable-sweep wings extended?
>>65239291How many TU22's do they have left now? Extinction status?
>>65239368ran out of gas
>>65239376how much gas are they wasting by queuing for gas
>>65239380Don't worry cumrag, it's of temporary, rt told me.
>>65239380none because they have manual transmissions
>>65239291The front fell off.
>>65239312Are you retarded?
>no aftermathPlane is fine. Ayatollahs status?
Guess it really is an air to ground bomber huh?
>>65239312See >>65239329Getting sanctioned into the ground will only let your planes keep flying for so long until they yearn to return to the earth.>>65239345Part of the plane, part of the crew.
I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE, FREE FALLING
>>65239436Ayatollahs and Russian planes keep blowing up
>>65239341>5th year of the 3-day special needs operation>BEAR's premier AnaloGovnet™ airframes drop from the sky like dead crows
>>65239341The plane returned to the base on its own power.
>>65239376I still remember when kremlin shills wanted to tell me in 2022 that we would soon run out of gas and oil here in Germany, now that Russia doesn't deliver any anymore.... my, my, how the tables have turned.>>65239544The plane decided to end its life with dignity instead of rotting more years on a russian airforce base.
>>65239380you turn off the engine>professional venezuelan queuer
>>65239370This is the 9th? Destroyed Tu-22M since the start of the war I think with maybe 4-5 being damaged on top of that
>>65239583>I still remember when kremlin shills wanted to tell me in 2022 that we would soon run out of gas and oil here in Germanywell yeah, every accusation from ruslims is a projection, always has been
>>65239438Fuck you, Carlos, lmao
>>65239583>I still remember when kremlin shills wanted to tell me in 2022 that we would soon run out of gas and oil here in Germany, now that Russia doesn't deliver any anymore.... my, my, how the tables have turned.russian hamsters on suicide watch>for me it was when they claimed people in Berlin chopped down most of the trees in the Tiergarten for firewood
>>65239544It IS a good looking plane. You hate to see such beautiful machines being mistreated by retarded niggers.
>>65239380
>>65239376It's funny seeing Russia literally turn back into the Soviet Union again. Even the professional queue stand-ins are back...
>>65239651>cars abandoned everywhere because no gas>can't refuel them as people aren't allowed to buy gas into canisters>the dry cars get towed away and collect fines>still no gas, couldn't get them out of impound yards even in theorylmao gotta love it when russian retardation is this self-destructive
>>65239656More like Russia is going back to the 90s. Soviet Russia/Moscow was far better than Russia of today since Moscow was hoovering up anyone in the iron curtain with a brain
>>65239622For me the funniest part of this war was the period when Russia was trying to make this Great Patriotic War 2.0, think that was pre Prigo chimpout.
>>65239671>Soviet Russia/Moscow was far better than Russia of todaypfft
>>65239676>Russia was trying to make this Great Patriotic War 2.0WDYM was? Did they stop that line of propaganda?And it's already been longer than their great patrionic war. This total military humiliation will be the defining war for future russians.
>>65239622>for me it was when they claimed people in Berlin chopped down most of the trees in the Tiergarten for firewoodFor me it was when we had 17 C on fucking new year's day 2023
>>65239291wow what a pretty lake
>>65239663Should've come for the car with a full can of gas or a few strong friends to help pull it out.
>>65239376how is europe's gas station starved for fuel?
>>65239585Isn't the constant start-and-stop going to waste even more fuel, at that point is better to leave it on neutral and push the car by hand.
>>65239671>Russia is going back to the 90s
>>65239345Nah, even with their aerospace decay, trained aircrew are still incredibly valuable to Russia
>>65239356Check out Irkutsk oblast on a map - it’s in deep Siberia. There’s nothing there to damage but trees.
>>65239706presumably logistics: even if they have enough fuel, they might still struggle to get it where it's needed>>65239708that's going to depend on how long you're waiting for at each stop
Unironically doesn't change anything.
>>65239703> full can of gasCan’t. They aren’t allowing anyone to put gas in cans in order to combat scalping.
>>65239682>This total military humiliation will be the defining war for future russians.It will be sold to them as an epic victory. Russia had to defend itself against the combined strength of the western world but still prevailed and even managed to capture some new territory. The new territories are especially important. They need something tangible to show for. Otherwise not even king monke would survive this.
>>65239814They sometimes launch Kh-22/32.Rarely, but that happens.
>>65239816>not sure if serious
>>65239862Real
>>65239345At most probably groined for awhile
>>65239291close up video
>>65239356Because it crashed in a random field in Siberia instead of on the runway or a house
>>65239814>we didn't need those flying missile trucks anyway
>>65239873Wait, they threw out the baby with the bathwater to the point where if your car runs out of gas, you can't even buy a can of gas to fuel it because muh speculators?
>>652398813rd and 4th pics looks cute. I want to give her a hug and tell her it's okay <3
>>65239930It's ever funnier than that in Crimea:- you're running out of gas, have to leave the car;- they don't sell you gas into gas cans, trying to combat scalping;- your car is towed away because it ran out of fuel where it wasn't allowed to be parked;- you can't even take the car away from the impound lot because you can't fill the gas tank of the car, because no fuel cans...;They're literally whining to the local governor and mayors to at least not be aggressive with towing away cars.
>>65239930If your car gets towed (it will) than you can't drive it away from the towing lot. Thus ensuring that you enter a towing fine death spiral that quickly racks up
>>65239936Shell' be better with a new life in the west.
>>65239938If Kafka wrote this people would think he was laying it on too thick
>>65239697>For me it was when we had 17 C on fucking new year's day 2023Yeah i bought spikes for some winter hiking and didn't even get a chance to use them kek
>>65239992When ukies and other eastern Europeans tell you about russia you retards refuse to believe.
>>65239724>mfw Putin ends up in a GrubHub commercial
>>65239939And let me guess, enough unpaid fines = jail and jail = mobilization?That is if the potential loss of income from no car + paying infinite impound lot fees doesn't compel you already.
>>65239312>Isn't Russian tech supposed to be rugged and reliable?who told you that?
ALERT: A United States Air Force B-52 Stratofortress crashed shortly after takeoff on the Edwards airfield at 11:20 a.m. Emergency crews immediately responded to the scene and the situation is ongoing. More information will be provided as it becomes available.OH NO NONONONONONOOO
>>65240146Welp
>>65239386are you retarded?
>>65240146There seems to be something wrong with our bloody planes today
>>65240146What the fuck is going on today with planes crashing?
>>65240146They're dead, Jim.
>>65240146>happened over an hour ago>thirdies just getting wind of itSlacking
>>65239312It is rugged and reliable provided the technicians aren't shitfaced on vodka or aviation ethanol.
>>65240146Why is everyone crashing their planes?
>>65240166They've been on overtime over that tanker
>>65240156>>65240158>>65240172high gravity i guess
>>65240146Skill issue
>>65240146>Russian bomber crashes>crew has the ability to eject safely>US bomber crashes>crew burns to a crispHuh.
>>65240201Yes, most airplane fatalities happen during take off or landing.
>>65240185can someone please STOP FUCKING UP THE SERVER SETTINGSi had it setup perfectly, stop enabling your retarded mutators
>>65239894>At most probably groined for awhileNot sure if typo or just Russia
>>65239938>- they don't sell you gas into gas cans, trying to combat scalping;People are just stealing it from other cars in the middle of the night.Of course, better hope those cars were legally parked or they could be towed.If I lived in Crimea right now, I think I'd just drain the tank myself each night and leave the fuel tank hatch open so nobody breaks it to check.
>>65240156Beattybros...
>>65240185>high gravity i guessWasn't there a warning about geomagnetic activity?
>>65239291>I know what's wrong wit it. Ain't got no gas innit.
>>65240146>trump crashes US bomber so putin doesn't look too badwe can't have nice things
>>65239700Hi /out/, hope you're enjoying your visit.
>first a russian plane and now an american plane someone at mossad must have been pissed.about trump humiliating israel
>>65239700>wow what a pretty lakeOne of the few benefits to Siberia is that it's so isolated that as long as you're not close to an experimental research facility, a mineable/harvestable natural resource, or a prison camp; it's mostly pristine wilderness and quite beautiful, even in its very harsh winters.
>>65240533I can't even tell who you're shilling for, or against.
>>65239291Appears to have backfired.
>>65240544>I can't even tell who you're shilling forMy hero
>>65239370>Extinction status?Critically threatened.
>>65239881You stole my art.
>>65240379Just like how grandpa used to have to take off his wiper blades every night...
>>65240016>do the dance
>>65240571>You stole my art.Rule 21 nigger
>>65239682longer than WW1 now
Did God smite the plane as punishment for Russia bombing the Pechersk Lavra?
>>65240017also more cars for the front
>>65240598>42Yo mama.
>>65240201US crew had ejector seats too, it just happened on takeoff.
>>65239671>we will see a return to homeless children huffing industrial adhesives to deal with their realityGrim.
>>65240442kek
>>65239583>I still remember when kremlin shills wanted to tell me in 2022 that we would soon run out of gas and oil here in Germanyyeah and your energy prices are sky-high and your economy is in the toilet. looks like the kremlin shills were right
>>65240170>Muh monkey maintenance This variant of "muh monkey crews" is hilarious
>>65241216More specifically, B-52s use downward-firing ejector seats because of the ridiculously tall tail. No good close to the ground.
>>65240170>It is rugged and reliable provided you dispose of it at the first sight of technical problemsftfy
>>65241903half of B-52's crew including all the pilots eject upwards, unlike tu-22m's which all have exclusively downward ejection despite being designed 3 decades later.
>>65239312Rugged, maybe.Reliable, well by 1985 Soviet stadnards maybe.
>>65240540don't forget the garbage and industrial waste, including radioactive one, dumps.russia is really big on those
>>65241939Why do you go on the internet and tell lies?The Tu-22 Blinder ejects its three crew members downwards, the Tu-22M Backfire ejects its four crew members upwards.Also, trust us bro the Tu-22M isn't totally just a renamed Tu-26, it's totally a Tu-22 modification.
>>65241951shit you're actually righti guess i got confused by all the cases of the ejection system causing mass fatalities like pic rel.
>>65241901>SAAAR! SAAAAR!
>>65241939
>>65239697Didn't Russia simultaneously get one of its worst winters in decades or something?
>>65239393obviously its not supposed to do that.
>>65241971yes
>>65242005Why would you lie? Oh wait it's because you're a seething brown
>>65240580>Just like how grandpa used to have to take off his wiper blades every night...Or, when I was a child, hubcaps and/or stereo faceplate.
>>65241203>Yo mama.Less sacred, more profane.
>>65241902>This variant of "muh monkey crews" is hilariousA Ukrainian channel quoting Russian channels says that half the maintenance staff had been sent to the front and so it didn't get much maintenance between flights.
>>65241950>don't forget the garbage and industrial waste, including radioactive one, dumps.Sure, though if you zoomed out on a map of Siberia, those would be a pixel.
>>65242026>There was a thread with over a hundred postsThen it probably looked too much like a seethe/troll thread, or it was just flooding and the jannies deleted one.
>>65242026>There was a thread with over a hundred postsNTA but that thread was a garbage fire and deserved to die.
>>65241984>godhatesrussians.jpgWith good reason.
>>65242026>SAAR! THE SLIDE THREAD SAAR!
>>65240016>>65240587does the ICC allow inmates to order out?
>>65242056How do /pol/browns explain "trad orthodox" RYCCA firebombing the cradle of said trad orthodox values?
>>65242187/pol/ is an unironic Muslim board at this point
>>65241970nice aislop
>>65241970>>65242485>pilot and WSO both eject>WSO is then back in the cockpit when the smoke clears
>>65242187> How do /pol/browns explain "trad orthodox" RYCCA firebombing the cradle of said trad orthodox values?Probably with official and long running russian narrative - "it was faulty, expired, overpriced "mlrs patriot" again. russia would never".Or tucker's brain fart of "they banned christianity durr".
>>65242501>WSO is then back in the cockpit when the smoke clearsHe deserves a commendation for that committent to remaining on station.
>>65239312>ruggedYes>reliable No, lol. Who gave you that idea?
>>65242187Actual, non russian "people" are sharing this shit.
>>65244299Reflexive Contrarianism is now more cancerous than communism.
>>65239312>all these newfags falling for obvious bait
>>65239361Eh- Aurora Borealis!?
>>65243559was this when the pilots of jettisoned themselves inside of a bunker/hanger?
>>65244299>Zelenskyy will present the usual lies about the Kyiv monastery, the Kiev-Pechersk Lavra. The Cathedral of the Dormition of the Mother of God, which he himself deconsecrated to hold military meetings there >Zelenskyy>deconsecrated What clown shit is this?Do they think anyone can just deconsecrate a church?By holding a meeting there?Why do i have a suspicion the one writing this isn't even a christian at all, and has more expertise in say temples of Ganesha or something
>>65245658https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose_of_falsehoodBy the time you disprove that it was deconsecrated they'll still be claiming that there were military meetings there, and so on.
>>65245658I just prefer to imagine Giuseppe Sardini is a homeless schizo locally famous in some bumfuck nowhere town in Italy.
>>65245040Harder to fight too. Communism has serious internal contradictions so it can be engaged on an intellectual level and it's failures are evident on a practical level.Contrarians by definition believe in literally nothing, they're nihilists. They believe in nothing, Lebowski.
>>65245891You're absolutely right - it makes them utterly corrosive.
>>65245722So the Italian Copelord?
>>65245722>>65247710>So the Italian Copelord?You might be closer than you think, he seems to be an old writer, more successful than copelord but not by muchMight be just a sockpuppet account though, what old writer will bother to make bad photoshops of Zelensky, and his ramblings are spread on twitter by a "chick" that also posts Solovyev, Lavrov and Co with some anitvax on top
>>65239706They're all just doing this new fad of pushing your car to the gas station.
>>65245658>Do they think anyone can just deconsecrate a church?>By holding a meeting there?Russian churches are pretty much all FSB stations, so by their logic it's no longer a church if it's not being used by Russia to spy
>>65245891>>65246220Counter Contrarians are even more dangerous, to support the Current Thing is bad enough but to blindly oppose those who speak out is even worse.
>>65245891>>65246220To borrow a Russian phrase, I'd call contrarianism "emotional injury incompatible with discussion".
>>65248117You are worse than a communist.
>>65239706All of their refineries are getting shut down thanks to the Ecoterrorists known as Nazi Ukraine
>>65239356Just some cotton
>>65241901>>65239607>well yeah, every accusation from ruslims is a projection, always has beenIncredible how accurate this statement continues to be.
>>65241939Eternal flight
>>65242056This church is 500 years older than muscovy
>>65241901I can just drive to my local gas station and fill my car. Yes, it costs more than usual cause of Donnies dumb Iran adventure.You can't. No gas. Cope all you want.Also>>65249042
>>65247808>They're all just doing this new fad of pushing your car to the gas station.It makes sense, why skip leg day just because you have to spend it queueing for gas?The key to keeping fit into old age is to build exercise into your daily life.
>>65249359>why skip leg day>why does a Lada have a rear heated window>so hands don't get coldEvery day is a leg day with a Lada
