what would its RTS quotes be
>I was told this was a rear line role
>>65255772>Aaaaaaaah
>>65255772So this is what they call community service
>da fugg is dat buzzing noise?
>>65255772>Cube inbound>Niet!>On vodka run>Bleeaagh!>다들 키가 너무 크다!
>The Motherland calls for our aid.>AK-12 for when you need to kill everyone in the room!>That looks like a better spot.>Keeping the war machine strong!>You really don't wanna know the mileage on this thing.
When under fire>Crests! Bum-touching crests!
>>65255782FPBP
>>65255772>Hey, you guys got any fuel?
>>65255772>Blyad at least it beats being in Omsk>Quick Quick or the Kadyrovites will make us Roosters!>My arse hurts>I’m a like the Ryan Gosling, I drive Blyad!
>I am more popular than krokodil dealer.
>free doritos for my mom!>axaxaxax>Shoigu! GERASIMOV! >ready for duty!>[hiccup] ..yes?>I should've stayed in jail>Kurks will be ours!>charge! >I'm cold>got any food?>this operation might escalate into war
>>65255772>The Ass is in the Ass, blyat
>Da>Davai davai>Here we go!>Holding this position>Not one step back!>Shall we plant a flag?>I'm bored...>Is the Starlink working?>Keep alert, mudaks!>I see enemies!>Who's that over there?>Fascists spotted!>Eat this, Nazis!>We'll fuck their asses!>For the motherland!>Khakhakha!>That's how we do it!>Let me post this on Telegram!>Out of fuel, blyad!>Where's the ammunition?>Pizdets! We're stuck!>Suka, that hurt!>We're taking damage!>Yebat! Help us!>Suka blyad!>Make sure... my mom... gets my bonus>*sound of single gunshot*
>ACKKKKKKKK
>>65255772>me not that kind of orc!
>>65255960winrar
>I can drive anywhere >Can't drive there
>We're doing it for liberty cumrades
>I hope it's not assault
>>65256053>Banderites could be here>I've never been in this country before>I hate Banderites>With a tank full of gas you can go anywhere>I have no gasoline
>>6525596010/10
>>65255960>Suka blyad!Should be>Suka blyACK!
Giveme some quotes for the Porcupine Tank
>>65256517>Nobody here but us trees.
>Oh, didn't see you there!>What was that?>Radar.....radar is on, yes?>I think we have a flat>That's a large flock of birds
>Forecast? Cloudy with a chance for rain>Six pack in back>*sniiiiiiffff* Where to next?>Don't smoke kids, bad for your health
Imagine an RTS with India>Doing the needful sar>Good morning sar>I need to shit, where’s the street?>I see the bloody benchods!>Where are bobs and vagene?>DO NOT REDEEM
>>65256569Forgot my image like a retard
>>65256570Saar wars
>>65256555>>Oh, didn't see you there!Kek
>>65256517>R̴͍̥̝̯̞̗̙̐̌ĕ̸̛̛̥͍͆͒͑̃̂͌̎̌͋̿̕̚͝l̸̨̢͖̙̰̩̜̝̻̭̥̑͑̈́̽̾͜͝ę̵͖͈̘̀͂̌̉̎͆͛̐̀͝a̵̢͍̟̜̦̤͊͆͑̓̾̚͝ş̵͈̬̮͔̭̂̂̕͜ê̶͚͈̼̻̩̈̔̃̇͘̚ ̸̨͖̯͉͙̩̠̳͇̓̀̆́̈́m̶̨̛͓̖̹̣̪͔̙̬̼̎̈̓̔̓̋̐̓͒̾͝ȩ̸̰͍̤͓̳̖͙̮̺̣̼͂
>Car tires in place, no loss of face!>The might of BBC POCCNR!>I wasn't stealing the wires, I swear!>What's that buzzing sound?!>I wish we had an AWACS...>Move it, or we're all go to assault!
>Put it in H!>blyad, stop jostling like that, you'll break a weld! (Loading/unloading)>Net idi nahui! No more! We're full cocks to ass in here! (Refusing cargo/dismounts)>Russian engineering is bez analogovnets!(using GLA scrap upgrade like smekalka mechanic)
>>65256570>CURRY OUT!
>>65256517>no getting out for pee break
>>65255782>>65255891Better reserve that for the basic infantry unit.
On unit selection>Da>If only the Tsar knew>*troglodyte gibberish*On move command>One way trip>What's that sound>*troglodyte gibberish*On attack command>URRRRAAAAAAAH>ROSIJA STRONK>*troglodyte gibberish*On taking fire>Russophobia!>SukaaaaaACK>*troglodyte gibberish*
>>65255782lel>click attack>but the ad said 'no assault!'
>>65256570C&C GLA was like this
>>65256729conscripts suck
>>65255782i am going to steal this quote for my shitty cashgrab RTS and there is nothing you can do
>>65255772Take your pick from here, also, thread theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnfVqm4Tf8k
>>65255772Being attacked>ALL OF NATO IS ATTACKING ME!Unit load>Get in, I said get in, don't just stand there. Unit disembark>Get out and ask for gas!Move order>To Poland! (list of Euro capitals)"Armour upgrade" (wood panels)>This will stop the degenerate West!
>[beeping]>low speed high drag>conscript training finished
Move>I hope there are no mines there...>Eyes open for drones>DRONE! Wait... Bird....Attack>FOR THE TSAR! Wait...>Dibs on the washing machine!>Time to show the superiority of Russian tech!Under Attack>Suka Bylad!>Get down Sergei!>Damn hohols!Dead>Medic! MEDIC?! >I get medevac.... right?>I'm not becoming a POW.... *bang*
>>65256782>Cumrade Putin sends his regards on the reactive wood
>>65255772>zug zugObviously
>>65256729>>65255782In CoH2 the Americans get rear echelon troops as their support/builder guys and when you click on them to attack something they'll say shit like "They lied to us!"
>>65256812Dabu
>>65256517Production:>without analogueMovement:>to berlin!>entering fulda gap>rhine will be mineSelection:>i always wanted to be a cosmonaut>anyone hear buzzing?>the hatch might be weldedAttacking:>targeting systems engaged>i see them through the cracksRepairs:>ammo crates full, starvation no moreDestruction:>[explosion followed by sputnik beeps]
>>65256832Is CoH 3 good now?
>>65255772'I have the parade uniforms for the victory parade, comrades'
>>65255996>you now remember the beak peon from Warcraft 2
>>65256736Yes, we have multiple videos proving that.
>>65256845>Destruction:>[explosion followed by sputnik beeps]
>>65256631>Car tires in place, no loss of face!Now this sounds like some classic Westwood line.
>>65256736They somehow had better armor than GIs, so the latter would always lose a fight if undeployed
>>65255772*hentai anime noises*
>Inaccuracy? I prefer to call it 'Especially suppressive fire'!>Ough, this thing's giving me a headache...>Blyat. Jammed again.>I've been using this turret ever since I entered the service... that was when it was on a ship.>You see, Ivan, you shoot gun like this, you keep down hohol heads from here to Kiev!
>Heard you got a fighter problem?>Nothing but blue skies...>I've got four barrels and a itchy trigger finger >We didn't know it was invisible>Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!>fucking infared always give me a headache...>*humming gruppa krovi and mumbling a lyric occasionally
>You need fire support? >We'll move as quickly as we can >Why fix what isn't broken?>Perfect is the enemy of good enough>Looks like100mm HE still kills you just as good a 100 years ago, cyka! >Obsolete? Wanna find out?
>>65255772Something ass
>Hypersonic >No word on any air defenses? >They all look like ants>Just try and keep up>Final Destination>I am Speed
>>65255772Unit spawns:>Wait, this isn't Moscow?Select unit:>Da, it still works.>Do I get paid now or after the SMO?>Fighterbomber sent me here!Move action:>Which country is this?>For toilets and glory!>Better this than gulag>Just two more weeks!>Do you hear that buzzing?Interact with cargo or building:>Is the cargo 200kg or 200?Spam click on it:>Ok, ok, you can have the banan!>With a Lada my family can go anywhere they want.>Male rape isn't gay!
>>65257912>2018The 2026 Parade featured stock footage.Even the T34 was busy elsewhere.
>Goodbye, blue sky>They'll never know what hit them>If it flies, it dies>Was that a mirage? >No Sasha, there's no way radar gives you cancer
>You got problems? I got answers>they're dug in? Poor bastards>Let's get this over with>thank god we're too far to hear the screams>Taking cover is a good idea... most of the time>Wake the fuck up, Stanislav, we got a city to burn
>>65256912mostly the blobbing and elite infantry spam is not as bad as 2
>Somebody call for a taxi? >Why walk when you can drive? >So much for my retirement...>Jesus christ such a tiny seat; they build this thing for fucking yapontsy? >No not you! Clean your boots first!>Longest two weeks of my life
>>65257971Death noise >Loud explosions at ear rape levels >I’m about to be promoted to cosmonaut!>If I go every one goes with me>Lost like cocks in arse, time to die
>>65255772You could never accurately portray russian units in an RTS because you can't have every single line be some kind of slur, expletive, or racial epithet.
>>65258832Пoeхaли! would work pretty well as a death or attack quote
>>65258866just have them speak english and swear in russian"go too hell pussy whore cunt faggot" could be snuck into a game as long as it's not in english
>>65257912perfect mix of short, goofy & badassWarcraft III Tier, and i don't say that lightly
>>65257884>>65257907>>65258044feel the most authentically russian
>you thought i was a myth?>it is up to us to finish the job >their armor is like toys>we do not forget our own>Penetration? Impossible!>One more red nightmare
>just point me at them >one way trip>unstoppable force coming through >get me in there! >ready to penetrate!>hurry up, you take so long I'm almost sober!
>>65255772Movement:>I hope I don’t get mud on my Adidas>Why move there? No mobiks there>Are you kidding me? That’s the front line!Selection:>give me a pidor and I’ll correct ‘em>wait a minute I’m trying to get cell service>oh my Allah Hasbulla has followed me on Insta!>2-3 years in Dagestan, forgetAttacking:>I punish pidors>those don’t look like mobiks?>Rape the men, kill the women…wait no I got that wrong way around again Under Attack:>What the fuck are they shooting at us?>Ahhh Save me Churka’man!>They ruined my Tik Tok stream! >But we are not meant to be shot at?!Destruction:>Allah Ackbar Cyka!>Mein Kadarov…I>I should of stayed in Grozny
https://youtu.be/8n1dCH38DRg?si=vSIxSHvd8oLwIekr>noone posted WiC voicelines yet
>>65256912iirc they only ever adjusted some of the balancing, not the game design itself and the campaign is still a cheap copy pasted soulless mess.kinda buffling how the first game had such well presented campaigns, then 2 was also kinda interesting and appropriately accurate and then came ardennes assault and it's as if they forgot how to make make a captivating game.i wonder what happened at relic entertainment that made them shit up that add-on as well as the third game entirely
>>65255772>EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
