What gun should I buy for my mom? I was thinking a pcc for home defense then maybe just mace for going out
>>65256789does your mom's face look like that? if so my condolences, you inherited the pornstar face.
>>65256789The Cobray 'Ladies Home Companion', chambered in .45-70, the clue's right there in the name OP.
>>65256824.45-70? In this economy?
>>65256825It's actually very economical if you look at it the right way. You aren't going to need to shoot the home intruder more than once.
>home defense AR15. And ger her and actual handgun for going out. Mace is retarded
>>652567891095, paintjob of her choosing
>>65256789Corey Chase has wierd tits.
I like older women too but I just don't get the "fuck my mom" people. It's like being into feet, how is that even sexual? I don't think there's anything morally wrong with it, it's just completely random and makes you sound like a fucked up teenager raised in a hard core ultra-christian household who doesn't know how to make sense of being horny so he had a conversation with jeebus in his sleep and jeebus told him it wasn't a sin if it was with his mom
>>65257080>totally off topic postBest post itt.
>>65256789i bought my mommy a sig rose and slapped a holosun on top of it and she is at least in the 7 ring at 25ft 10/10 shots. she really likes it.
>>65256854>>65257080For me itsAlia JanineBusty CassandraZuzanna ZdenkaKaterina HartlovaLucy Li (post pregnancy)Anri Okita (if I'm feeling like Japanese)
>>65256854They're botched.IMO she tries to make up for them with her performance but for me doesn't do it. >>65256789A small "lady gun" is completely the wrong choice it's a HD gun. Unfortunately PCC's are generally shitty blowback designs with as much recoil as an AR-15 while weighing more, so you may as well go with the AR.CC guns are a more personal choice but the guideline is generally "the largest gun you can reasonably conceal." Hopefully that helps.
>>65257393"As much recoil as an AR-15" still means pretty negligible recoil that anyone can handle. Went shooting with a friend and his GF. Last time she shot anything was an airgun 20 years ago, but she did okay with a pistol, with a dinner plate sized group at 10 yards. With a 8 mm carbine the group size shrunk to something like 4 to 5 inches, and that was Scorpion Evo that people accuse of excessive recoil... a 9 mm also won't rape one's ears as much as .223 out of a same legth barrel, so there are actual benefits to them.But absolutely correct about tiny pistols being bad for HD.
Heavy .357 revolver. Have her shoot .38s. She will never shoot it after the range trip you take her out with it and even old ladies have dropped home invaders with a hefty revolver that feels soft shooting in their arthritis afflicted hands.
>>65256789>>65256789I so badly want to be with an older lady to have a tender and loving relationship with coupled with naughty rough sex.
>>65257378>Alia JanineDidn't expect to see her mentioned here. GOAT.
>>65257549desu what gets me is the "carer" dynamic, not necessarily in that I want to be babied and be submissive but more that I like the idea of sleeping with an inherently "caring" figure. So the stepmom stuff technically applies to that but it's more coincidental and I find it gross half of the time especially if they're actually pretending to be blood relatives. Stepbro/stepsis shit does nothing. I get a lot more out of scenarios with nurses, maids, or massage therapists ultimately and I wish the incest stuff got shitcanned.
>>65257717let me guess, your favourite artist is nakamura regura?
>>65257549sort yourself out faggot
>>65257717LISAN AL GAIB!
Guys, recommend guns. Stop sexualizing my mom
>>65257723Absolute peak
>>65257734guys, what guns would you recommend for sexualizing this guy's mom?
>>65257734a bcm ultralight weight 14.5" pinned with a muzzlebreak.
>>65257756good taste.
>>65257734>Stop sexualizing my momMaybe you should start
>>65257774>analthat's not an upside, it's an exit not an entrance, poop comes out of there, how are people not getting this?
>>65257080I don't crave sex with my mom, but I've always been attracted to the fantasy of a mother figure forcibly treating me like her baby.
>>65257777Stop eating for a day. Go poop. Wash your hole out with a baster. Its clean
>>65257782i wouldn't say "baby", some of that infantilization shit goes a little too far, but having your romantic lover bake you cookies and headpat you or being small enough to fit in her lap and fall asleep on her softly breathing chest sounds pretty nice.idk, i kind of had my sexual awakening a lot younger than my peers because of an overly pushy girlfriend who ALSO had an early awakening and suddenly started tongue kissing me out of nowhere rather than the regular smoochy smooch that younguns do, i guess that me being into sexual stuff while i was still a 11 yearold kind of automatically lead to me liking "older experienced woman takes the lead with younger boy" from nearly the very beginning.
>>65257807that's still not clean, it's an anus mang, there's still going to be residuals.
>>65257777Vaginas are more an exit than an entrance for a woman of good character
>>65257821Yeah and peanutbutter has spiders in it but no one cares
>>65257830Source?
>>65257836I made it up
>>65257830would you still eat peanut butter if you knew it had shit in it? would you stick your dick in peanut butter if you knew it had shit in it?
>>65257846It depends entirely on how much shit and who its from. A few dingleberrys wont ruin my day
>>65257848>"which means you are my friend, 100 billion more to israel!"
>>65257869Netanyahu doesnt lie about spiders in peanut butter
>>65257585You're supposed to be dead, Mr. Franklin.
>>65257080But feet are sexual just like almost every other parts of female body.
Why did you allow you mum to live in poverty?
>>65257080>makes you sound like a fucked up teenager raised in a hard core ultra-christian householdMore common than you'd think desu.For me the incest thing never turned me on, I just had a previous gf who was an athlete, almost my height and a gym body. One time I nearly slipped up and accidently called her "mommy" when she was on top. I stopped myself to prevent embarrassment, it probably wouldn't have been a big deal, but we had never done any roleplay or anything so I don't know what triggered that shit because this was before the explosion of stepmom content.Due to the nature of fetishes you can get videos of female bodybuilders, the whole "giantress" thing, etc but the mom/stepmom category is the only place where you find women in good shape doing twink-ish dudes without it devolving into a humiliation kink or a spraytan freakshow.Corey Chase, Sarah Vandella, Mallory Sierra, KaliGunz (took down most of her vids but they're not hard to find), etc fit a specific type of body and to look for it you need to watch the stepmom/aunt/boss/secretary themed videos because looking for tall women, muscular women or femdom will just go to extremes. So yeah, I'm stuck watching shit made for repressed teens in Christian households.
ITT we learn an unusually high percentage of /k/ommandos have a mommy fetish
>>65257734>. Stop sexualizing my momI can promise you that woman is no virgin and has been had by multiple men.
>>65257080I'm starting to get the look of old ladies who are still well put together. Jennifer Anniston and Jillian Miacheals come on tv commercials and it's kind of remarkable how doable they still are. I think its the abs. There's nothing sexy about having a bag for a belly, which is the default for old bitches.
Cory chase would be way better if her boobs weren't so fucking botched
>>65258117Isn't "not being a virgin" kind of a requirement for being a mom, unless you're one of those extremely rare chicks who were virgins and wanted to have a baby so they got IVF (yes, that's apparently a thing)
>>65257080I just find women who've had kids hot. I am a motherfucker, because I have fucked multiple single moms and I have no intention of stopping.
>>65258180>I just find women who've had kids hot.Same reason /k/ likes fat chicks. Its a cope because its all they can get.You also enjoy making less than a $150K a year.
>>65258189damn way to ruin the fun atmosphere bro, you've gotta turn that frown upside down before you get to fuck anybody, let alone a hot mom.
>>65257080Anon, my mother's an ugly, nagging cunt. I can't stand her. What appeals to me is being in the company of an attractive older woman who takes on that "mom" role.
>>65257393She'd be elite without the bolt-ons. Incredible body and face.
>>65258180How many stds do you have?
>>65258180>Hey I ain't gonna be that kids daddy but I might stick around long enough to get his hopes up.
>>65256789I bought my mum an AUG for hd gun. Mainly because I wanted one in white but I felt bad about buying a second of the same gun just for the colour, but honestly she shoots it pretty well.She's also got a P365-380 for cc.
>>65257378>Lucy Li (post pregnancy)eh too saggy, her pre-pregnancy tits were absolutely perfect
>>65257378This man is over 40 but with good taste
>>65258098Most people in this thread need to lurk moar. Nothing new, see >>65254989
>>65256789>What gun should I buy for my mom?Gyrojet Mk 1, the home invader will be to mystified by being shot by a rocket pistol to do anything.>>65257717>and I wish the incest stuff got shitcanned.Same, I will never understand why it became popular. Instead I wish more White Male-MENA Female stuff was made
>>65256789Thats not actually youre mother and you should be getting her training first, not a firearm, but you would know that if you werent a zigger making a low effort troll thread to distract from the smoooooookening blotting out the sky in mordor
>>65257734>recommend gunsKeltec P15Light enough that she'll always carry it. She may not like shooting it though, but hopefully she won't have to.>stop sexualizing my momLOL. How do you think you came to be?
>>65258416Freud's on my shortlist of historical figures I'd kick in the balls if I ever got a time machine.
>>65256789>That imageExplain yourself, OP.Also if I were to give a gun to my mom I'd probably give her a 43x or a 48>small>shootable>up to 15 rounds now>lots of holster optionsA Glock 26, P365, compact guns like the Glock 19 or PDP compact or even a few full sizers like the 92FS, Glock 17 or P226 can be an option
>>65256789I’d say get her .380 ACP bersa thunder>Cheap>Low recoil>great quality>Small but not microscopic for CC>Relatively cheap ammunition
>loveherfeet.com
>>65257777Checked and based. Never got the purpose of wanting poopdick when the fronthole God intended for you is literally a quarter inch away.
>>65258117It's AI you retard
>>65258024Pits aren't sexual
>>65262150Biologically incorrect
>>65257080I used to question footfags too until I dated a girl with ugly feet.
>>65262150I don't even consider pits or feet to be fetishes*Native American elder voice* >Like buffalo, we must use every part of woman
>>65256789Your mom is Cory Chase? You're so lucky.
>>65262913>>65263696You may find pits attractive for whatever reason, but you can't tell the difference between one pit and another, they all look the same. Unlike breasts, or other sexual parts of the female body.
