Learn this to defeat any melee weapon and then thank me for saving your physical and spiritual life.
Ah, the Jewish martial art of elbowing people in the throat, poking them in the eyes, and kicking them in the balls; how spiritually fulfilling.
>>65258198I'm playing devils advocate here...but if you're dealing with a nigger, everything is fair game.
>>65258036Martial art for women, who need instructions on fighting hard, and treat basic self defense as an incredible revelation.
>>65258036I'm not learning Jew Jitsu, I know Sumo and it worked for me.
>>65259680Of course you do, when you're not on your mobility scooter that is
A stick beats any martial art on earth
>>65259692A gun beats any stick on earth
>>65259736Not shown is green aluminum foil-cutting laser and batteries in stock. Why kill 'em if you can just blind 'em ? What're they gone do - retaliate? Pick you out of a lineup?
>>65258036Krav maga is a larp for people that want to feel cool and tough but have never been in a fight in their lives.
>>65259777In America maybe>>65259692I go to Krav Maga in Israel and they teach us how to counter batons, basically in OP’s pic the lady on the right is doing a dive into his shoulder, which makes her get close, and then she can take the arm and not be in the range of the baton’s impact, then you’re suppose to knee kick them before trying to take the weapon. It’s hard to describe over text, and I have the video my gym shows but don’t want to dox them.Basically here in Israel the focus is on surviving a knife attack or stuff like chokes and grabs. I’ve never seen the “gun” stuff being taught. I think it’s incredibly dangerous to teach and is probably only reserved for proper courses in the Police>>65258240It’s all fair game when its a matter of survival, Krav Maga is for defending yourself from stab by Nafris not a cool hobby o algo
>>65259810Israel is a larp nation so yea
>>65259840That also controls all western governments and America and has every Western politician by the balls o algo, but also they are le weak and will flee back to Poland at the slightest hint of a rocket o algo
>>65259684gotta have a backup plan
>>65259810>o algoWhat is this hip new buzzword that retards are spouting?
>>65258036More like Krav MIGA amirite ahahaha
>>65260065It's a word used to make fun of Mexicans because they always say "or something" at the end of every sentence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XisBHw6jv8
>>65260083Oh, so it's like the still-banned nigspeak desu senpai
>>65258198>nooooo your martial art needs to be nice and consider the feelings of the other person!fag post
>honorFight to win. If that means biting throats and kicking dicks, bite throats and kick dicks. I'd rather be alive than morally upright.
>>65260077You lost, tranny.
>>65260368Ah yes, that's what was being implied. Not that your gay martial art system is a cheap rip-off of karate and kung fu and that all your practitioners would get their ass kicked by a Sambo practitioner, Muay Thai ladyboy, traditional Jiu Jutsu, etc. any day of the week.
>>65260392>Fight to win.The people who practice real martial arts (with hard sparring and competition) are more likely to successfully kick dicks than the people who only ever did repetitive drills against willing opponents. Krav Maga schools are seemingly only half a martial art in that regard.
>>65260820However the people who practice real martial arts (with hard sparring and competition) don't generally train the techniques that are more applicable in street fighting, or with the assumption that you're going to be jumped by the nigger's friends while you fight. Also any serious school that teaches any martial art, whether competetively or not, is going to have hard sparring against resisting opponents.In my experience, Krav Maga is a melting pot of techniques from a plethora of martial arts, some indiginous disarms and weapon techniques, and the rest is scenario training. How many martial arts classes have you train against multiple attackers with a partner that doesn't know how to fight and you need to protect? Or have the scenario start with you sitting down on a chair? Or have the instructor randomly shank you if you're not properly scanning the surroundings?Obviously a martial art that's hyper focused on sparring is going to make you better at sparring, but that doesn't mean that Krav Maga training is not valuable.
>>65260820Yes, but /k/ is allergic to learning real martial arts and insists that they no the real techniques to win despite evidence that they’re full of shit.
>>65258198>>65259810at the end of the day, most martial arts are just performative confidence builders5'5" work at home mom and the like aren't realistically going to be any better at stopping anythingtheir best defense would be to start using their brains to detect threats before any situation materializes, but again that's tied to physical properties as immutable as height
>>65259867Blackmailing your opponent with child sex tapes may work on an international level but it's not really viable for personal self-defense.
>>65263593And the second best defense is pepper spray
>>65262692>However the people who practice real martial arts (with hard sparring and competition) don't generally train the techniques that are more applicable in street fightingI always hear this cope, but the reality is that the "street fighting techniques" are the same techniques artists are taught just applied differently. Yes, striking someone in the back of the head or in the throat is forbidden in competitions but every single boxer, karate, Tae Kwon Do, Muay Thai, K1 kickboxer, etc, knows how to do it. LOL>Also any serious school that teaches any martial art, whether competetively or not, is going to have hard sparring against resisting opponents.I agree, unfortunately Krav Maga dojos are generally not serious schools. See: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c2pkTIQPw5A and later in the video she fails to throw the black man like she said she could. >>65262703Yep.>>65263593Yep, this is also proved in the link I provided.>>65263822>pepper sprayThat's not how you spell gun.
