>overnight>last oil depot in crimea was hit >transport ship carrying oil to crimea was destroyed >all fuel sales suspended except for military/government>several parts of crimea are without power and water pumps are offlinehow the FUCK did round the clock carpet bombing in WW2 not work but some flying lawnmowers might actually bring russia to its knees?
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>>65259970>how the FUCK did round the clock carpet bombing in WW2 not workLend Lease :>
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>>65259970Nazi Germany wasn't a completely dysfunctional kleptocracy and had a diversified industrial base, and well developed service and transportation infrastructure.Russia, on the other hand. . .
>>65259970Advances in technology, Russia not having resources handed to it by more civilised nations
>>65259970WW2 bombers were notoriously inaccurate. They had to compensate by dropping large volumes of bombs in order to have a profound effect. Like in bombing of Hamburg which created a fire storm, Albert Speer said 4 or 5 of that would bring the Third Reich down, but that's not possible because you need a large stockpile of bombs and planes in the first place to create a firestorm in Hamburg.
Two (2) Pantsir batteries along the Crimea bridge were claimed struck as well
>>65259970>no fuel today>the depot's bombed away>the kerch bridge stands forlorn>a symbol of the dawn
>no gas for civviesthis might be it for crimea
>>65259983>well developed service and transportation infrastructureAnd as silly as it might seem to us today, having a decent chunk of your logistics network be fueled by grass and an occasional scoop of oats helps
>>65259989is the pantsir the worst modern AD system right now? seems like they're more than useless, they're a net detriment due to taking up resources, providing a false sense of security, and all the friendly fire
Who would've thought we'd be vacationing in Ukraine's Crimea in a couple of years?
>>65259970Thas was an Ukrainian Crimea.
>>65259978>heavy duty vehicles must choose the R-280 highwayoh dear
Self-propelled AA systems are expensive and end up being a $10 million trophy displayed on a pedestal.
>>65259970A. AccuracyB. A lot of the economy didn't run on petrol back then. Horses, oxen, and donkeys still made up a meaningful share of draft capacity, even in the military.C. People were used to not having electricity and had other means.
>>65259972>fuel's closed>due to raids
>>65259991No power too.The most bizarre thing is, they can fix it all overnight by simply allowing trucks to go on crimea bridge. Yeah, it makes THE MOST HOLY BRIDGE even larger target and increases risk of damage to it significantly, but the situation is dire enough.
>>65259970Remember to say thanks to fighterbomber for the vital intelligence work he does for the Ukrainian armed forces.
>>65260025Look at all those power outages. For a second, I thought this is Venezuela.
>>65259974What is a 'summer kitchen'?
>>65260015return to trad ruzzian things
>>65259970>how the FUCK did round the clock carpet bombing in WW2 not work but some flying lawnmowers might actually bring russia to its knees?100,000,000 dumb bombs in the wrong place does the same amount of damage as 1 PGM hitting its target, that's how
>>65259970Small independent global military superpower, please understand
>>65260029>crimea is low on fuel>that makes us look weak>need to show we're strong>we have fuel shipment coming in xaxaxa HATO>it gets destroyed clown ass society
>>65260036a dachacrimea is full of them
>>65260010your god damn fucking right it is
war crime status?
>>65260025there's a reason they aren't sending heavy vehicles over the bridge anon, and its not because they don't want to
>>65260037the oreshnik is a Frankenstein made of various old Soviet leftovers. ukie intelligence believes they have enough parts to make one (1) more
>>65260025angry grandpa was right
>>65260006If the Ukrainians can retake Crimea I am definitely putting that on my to do list.
>>65260053no war crime here.why would it be a war crime to destroy military radars and oil depot (used by the military)?
>>65260064i want to visit snake island and the wreck of the moscova
>>65259970Actually hitting your target and KNOWING when you hit your target makes all the difference in the world.>>65259983Sure, but if the allies had drones back in the day with real time visual targeting, the war would have been over in less than a year.
>>65259970A typical lower-end WW2 raid might be 150 tons of bombs, the middle attacks on a major industrial target 2000 tons, and the massive city-destroying history book events like Dresden 4000 tons.Shahed size drones can do the first one with about 1 ton of drones and the second with about 10 tons.
>>65260068yuo not of understanding, cumrade.>Is not war, is SMO>Fight of war when enemy not war is crime>Therefore, Ukronazi fight against SMO is a crime war, or war crime.
eternal flight status?
>>65259978>heavy duty vehicles are prohibited from crossing the Crimean BridgeB-but the bridge was barely damaged and quickly repaired? Surely this is only out of a overabundance of caution and they will reopen it to heavy traffic any day.
>>65260079probably should stay away from windows and tall buildings
>>65260000>a decent chunk of your logistics network be fueled by grassNot in germany itself. 90% of internal logistics ran on coal, be it for trains or river barges.
What's the cost of a loaded drone vs a fuel truck?
>>65260079>>65260085It's kind of difficult to comprehend how devestating open source intelligence is and how some people just volunteer it away
>pantsir fucked up and hit a residential building AGAIN
>>65259970>how the FUCK did round the clock carpet bombing in WW2 not work but some flying lawnmowers might actually bring russia to its knees?lawnmowers with a relatively good INS or a shitty GPS receiver guided by satellite imagery are omniscient PGM death machines by WW2 standards.
>>65260053It's not a warcrime if the target is subhuman, ziggers included.
>>65260053Why aren't those AA radars detecting these drones?
>>65259981...Da, and then the BEAR shall measure all eggs and every crawfish will understand the taken off gloves!
>>65259970Have we reached the point where it makes sense for a Crimean resident to leave all their possessions behind, and gtfo using a bycicle?I am curious about how daily life in Crimea will be in the near future. At this point, they are having issues with water, electricity and fuel, but not food, right?
>>65259970Heard a rumor that Russia is struggling to build new radar and other AD assets due to a severe shortage of microchips and other sensitive components. >>65259991We'll start seeing a mass emigration out of Crimea by Winter's time. Especially if its a brutal winter>>65260004>is the pantsir the worst modern AD system right nowI'd says its fucking worthless >>65260085If this gets fighterbomber killed I'm going to howl in laughter
>>65260004It was worse even in its own time. The Russian-language internet says generals selected it over the superior Tor for mass production because they liked the guns. The guns are shit, and they're intended for a cold war mission of deterring fighter-jet size targets like a CIWS, not reliably hitting small low RCS drones.
>>65259977And moving a lot of their own factories outside of the German bombers' range.
>>65260109>severe shortage of microchips and other sensitive componentsIsn't China supplying russia with them?
>>65260106>At this point, they are having issues with water, electricity and fuel, but not food, right?There was a large rush on the stores when the fuel situation first got bad that the shelves were completely empty. I'm not sure how much of the 400-500 trucks getting destroyed in Southern Ukraine supplies Crimea with food, but I'd imagine that the place is on the verge of a humanitarian crisis and logistical collapse
>>65260090You'd think 80 years is enough time for the lesson to sink in, and you'd be wrong for doing so
>>65260071>if the allies had drones back in the day with real time visual targeting, the war would have been over in less than a yearStrictly speaking we did
>>65260085Please tell me this is real. This is hilarious
>>65260112No, they're still heavily reliant on smuggled western ones. Plus, they use those same components and microchips for things like surface-to-ground missiles as well as they're air launched counterparts. It doesn't help that Russia threw interceptor missiles into an attack role too
>>65260079>>65260085He already got a firm bitchslap from glowies for openly criticizing AD in Moscow before, this has to be a defenestration-worthy offense on his part
>>65260112China for a lack of a better description doesn't seem to care who winsXi having flatly stated that if they'd wanted the russians to win they'd already have one and ergo if they wanted them to lose they'd already have lost
>mfw the gas station is running out of gasgotta be honest never thought i'd see the day russia lost the one thing they had besides hordes of alcoholics
>>65260152Imagine the scenes if Ukraine is going after distilleries next
>>65260156warcrime ook
>>65260150Thats just Xi trying to front, when the fact of the matter is China as always does nothing because they are terrified of failing and thus losing face.
>>65259970Actually hitting what you need to helps. Also bombing of oil refineries was so feared by the Germans that they consigned army group south to its death in Russia just to keep bombers out of range of Romania a bit longer
The oil campaign the United Nations mounted against refineries in Germany was effective in limiting the fuel available there. They mainly failed with the attacks against oil production in Romania.
>>65260079>>65260085>>65260147RIP Fighterbomber, who tragically committed sudoku by shooting himself in the head twice while jumping off a building. Eternal flight
>>65260106>leave all their possessions behind, and gtfo using a bycicleThe bridge is still open for normal cars so they still have the option to pack up their things and leave.
>>65260167could very well bebut if the chinks put even a fraction of the effort into it that the norks have the war would be going very different
>>65259970Should've buy Tesla instead of BMW...
If Ukraine can do this to Moscow, I presume one of the most defended places in Russia, then the Kerch bridge is literally a matter of them deciding when and if they want to take it down. I wonder if the bridge is not even that good of a target, from what I understand it was never fully repaired and fully opened for heavy traffic
>>65260182Do they have enough gas to reach Russia proper though? Esepcially if they hit a jam and burn gas standing still.
>>65260182With what gas?
>>65260079>>65260085Fighterbomber continues to seethe.
>>65260185It makes sense to keep ways out of Crimea open as long as possible to encourage Russians to leave. Don't want to force them onto death ground before you have to.
>>65260084Its more about they fear truck bomb again. Despite installing equipment and doing x ray fro every vehicle passing they aren't sure about screening bombs out.
>>65260189The ship is in the sea and the plane is in the sky and we will soon know everything.
>>65260189He feels the noose around his neck
>>65260190it also allows the russians to keep feeding AD and other high value assets into Crimea where it's a lot easier for Ukraine to hunt them down
>>65260185They're for sure attack the railway bridge again. Hopefully they'll hammer it to the point that a few portions of it collapse into the sea. And I think they'll leave the roadway bridge alone for the most part. I think the smart thing to do would be to target long haul trucks and other logistical vehicles to the point where its clogged with burned out hulls
>>65260184Not really, Crimean government is also asking to not use any 'unnecessary' home appliances and there 'might' be electricity rationing as well.
>>65260184Only if you also got solar panels. Because electricity is also fucked.
>>65259970>Crimea real estate>buy the dip!!!!
>>65260085>>65260189Oh, he is afraid.Fucking lol
>>65260202https://www.tesla.com/solarroof
>>65260189Denial and anger. We get to watch Fighterbomber go through all 5 stages of grief now /k/ommandos
>>65260167Nah. They genuinely just DGAF about shit happening outside their own sphere of interests.
>>65260060No he wasn't. There's war.
>>65260204FSB sold all their Crimean apartments back in 2022. Presumabltly to Aquaman
>>65260189How is Siberia and the Far East holding up? I have heard jackshit about those two regions and their logistical situations
>>65260179he jumped out of a window, but he was so kind as to close it while he fell such that the draft wouldnt get too bad
>>65260220I heard rationing was introduced there as well, though whether they have actual shortages or it's just a nationwide policy I dunno.
>>65260215I think it's more that Xi thinks that China gains win or losethe russians win, great Europe will be far to busy to even dream about carring about what happens in Asiathe russians will also be desperate to unload more oil and gas so you can bend them over the barrelthe russians lose, great you get to bully them in Siberia and possibly gobble it up
>>65260225>the russians lose, great you get to bully them in Siberia and possibly gobble it upWhy havn't they yet? Is Pooh bear waiting to see what happens to monke?
>>65260224With Tyumen being bombed recently I think it's only a matter of time before the entire country runs out
>>65260150It's not like china ever lied. If china wanted to win, NATO would put even more pressure on china.
>>65260225China only gobbles Siberia in the event of complete Russian collapse, like the Kremlin barely controls what they see out the window. Barring that, more likely is a series of unequal treaties giving China and Chinese citizens more and more privileges and legal exemptions until it behaves like a Chinese province in all but name.
>>65260229Wouldn't be surprised if China offers cash in exchange for the parts of China that Imperial Russia conquered when the war ends
>>65260085lmao
>>65260167What's wrong with doing nothing? What do they have to gain by sticking their dick in the Ukraine blender? Russia is already subservient to them. It's in their best interests to 1. continue getting cheap fuel from Russia and 2. study the conflict to avoid Russia's mistakes.
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>>65260200there's no real point in hitting the railway since they don't transport fuel or munitions because it would be game over if a train laden with them got hit
It's gonna get funnier when the Bongs hand over those three cruise missiles to Ukraine (which have zero US components so Trump & Vance can't screech).
>>65260201>there 'might' be electricity rationing as welldo they not have nuke power plants or LNG ones? the whole peninsula can't be running off of gas, right?
>>65260229I'd wager, Xi's not in a hurryseeing rusdia fall apart would also be good for them in the long runyou get to gobble some of it up, just imagine the Chinks sitting on the Berring strait. it gives them pretty much complete control over central Asia.but above all it takes away the second largest country they border. even if it's friendly now, you can never be sure that won't change.
>>65260079He's gonna take an eternal flight*puts on sunglasses*Out the window.
>>65260229>>65260242Chinks dont do old style colonialism or land grabbing.And even if they did, there is no reason to rush it. They are making shitload of cash from ruskies being cut off from the rest of the world. Literally everything they get is now from china, no alternatives.
>>65260231lying is the default with the chinks I'll grant you thatbut the chinks could be doing so, so much more to help the russians something as simple as not fucking them over on the price of gas and oil importsor setting up some production of bottle necking components in China
>>65260085This has to be a joke right? Because if Ukies really did get this info from him no way they would out him like that because this will scare other warbloggers from posting anything. They already knew, right?
>>65260252>but the chinks could be doing so, so much more to help the russiansYes, while facing much more sanctions and pressure from the opposition countries.
>>65260250yea, they aren't in a hurry for this war to end. but they also aren't very concerned about a eventual russian win
>>65260248https://youtu.be/_NzLs-xSss0?t=463
Ukraine also hit a ferryThese carry 20-25 truck depending on weight and size
>>65260253He publicly posted that fuel had just arrived at the site some time before the strike. At best he said something that Ukrainians already knew or were planning on hitting that day anyway. At worst his post directly fed relevant information to the enemy and alerted them that they needed to hit Kerch
>>65260229>>65260250China does what Russia does. Puts 'Chinese' (or Russian in the case of Russia) into border regions, build up the % of Chinese (or, again, Russian) and when it reaches 15%-25% start talking about persecution and Sinophobia/Russophobia and if there isn't, the FSB make some. Then, the government wags the finger. 'Persecution' rises and then they invade to 'protect their people'. When you've taken the territory, you fill it with your preferred people (remember, Russia and China are huge ethnically diverse nations) and gobble up all the good houses and businesses (due to a war either killing the owners or making them cheap) and rebuild them, make money for your 'chosen people' and then you start moving people into the border region that now exists after you took the last bit and repeat it.Vladivostok is full of Han Chinese. They are there 'to work'. But in reality it is China filling it with the Chinese so they can prepare 'defending their citizens'. Remember, China does not recognise the Treaty of Aigun and thus Haishenwai is still Chinese. But it can't do anything at the moment. But if Russia gets too fucked they can offer to buy it to help Russia out, after all, it's full of Chinese anyway :).China is doing this with Mongolia as well, on top of African nations like Djibouti. The ultimate plans are, if they want, they can cause 'unrest' in leased ports, send in the military to 'secure their bases' and then de facto control that port.
>>65260259what sanctions? they and the west have each other by the ballseven Trump has to mind his language when it comes to themthey could get away with anything short of arms deliveries or direct military intervention.
>>65260253>Because if Ukies really did get this info from him they have many ways of knowing about this.they have people inside Crimea, they have satellites pictures and radar signatures telling them about ships moving the oil
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>>65259970Assuming the situation in Crimea becomes so bad that it will become incompatible with civilian life, and a mass exodus will begin towards the mainland, what will happen with the pre-annexation population of tatars and ukrainians? Are there any even left, or have they all been drafted and cubed for the SMO?
>>65260264>"a ferry"NOP! all of them!>All three remaining car/semi ferries to crimea have been hit simultaneously last night and are out of commission [Unmanned Systems Forces, June 2026]
>>65260119Some larger than others.
>>65260265>>65260253Yeah I get the feeling they already had full intention of hitting Kerch terminal now but decided that this was just a good opportunity to lash out some hearty banter (leading to fighterbomber´s unfortunate defenestration)
ferry status?
>>65260273I think the Kremlin is starting to get tired of the Z-bloggers so I think they might get rid of the more vocal ones before too long
>>65260267>they could get away with anythingUh-huh, this is why they haven't occupied Taiwan to this day.>what sanctions?China is already under sanctions for the limited help to russia.>even Trump has to mind his language when it comes to themHe is chinese / russian asset.
>truck drivers make more than trench assault troops nowLEL
>>65260276>>65260271They need to hit them again and dink them for good
>>65260276Aren't those ferries civilian?!
>>65260182A decent chunk of people probably still have enough fuel for a trip like this, but for many that chance has already been cut. I believe there is a short window of opportunity, and it is closing fast. I think we can broadly categorize people into a few groups. the early birds:>can see the writing on the wall>knows that more fuel isn't coming>is decisive enough to abandon everything while they still have the choice to do so, and leave however they can> why anyone this intelligent would still be in a warzone at this time is anyone's guessthe serfs:>believes help will come>will stay there until the end, either because of complacency, hope, or inability to leave>this group will be begging for food on social media in the endthe sheep:>most people can't see the signs in advance, and will only notice something is wrong when it is right in front of them>they will panic and rush the stores, which will cause others to do the same>they will all try to leave at the same time, causing traffic and blockages.>we will see lots of cars without fuel blocking the road for others, and other similar funny situations in social media screenshots>in the end, no one is able to leave because of themI'm looking forward to a month from now, to see how my predictions stack up. Who knows, maybe Russia has been digging a tunnel for supplies for years now :)
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>>65260283They're Dual-use
>>65260278>they are already under sanctions>blumpf is their assetthere's a bit of a contradiction therealso>funnel cash and components to the russia>invading Taiwanhow can you even remotely think those are comparable?
>>65260283gasp! i sure hope not!!!
>>65260252>so much more to help the russians china and russia are not allies. China wants to annex half of russia and a weak/destroyed russia is the only way they could do that.
>>65260276Toilet clogged
>>65260289>there's a bit of a contradiction thereNot really since the US isn't a totalitarian shithole yet. Also, I meant the combined west sanctions.>>65260289>how can you even remotely think those are comparable?>>65260267>they could get away with anythingThose are your words.
>>65260295What's the joke here?
>>65260298>they could get away with anything short of arms deliveries or direct military intervention.you aren't just a lying faggot but a retarded lying faggot
>>65260192Still furious they didn't have three trucks so they actually fucked it fucked it. Still furious two of the Spider Web trucks failed before they released.
>>65260302It's a subtle joke, the ship was previously called Sneed's seed and feed
>>65260279>categories C/D/EC is truck, E is the suffix for trailerso C is only box truck, CE is truck and trailerD is for busseswtf do they need busdrivers for
>>65260303Sorry I didn't bother to read your message completely, it's a bit hot today.
>>65260308pre-cube transport
Everything is fine. There is no panic. This is just temporary situation. Remember NO PANICKING
How many trucks does Russia even have? I've never seen this being talked about anywhere but can they even keep up to replace the destroyed ones?
>>65259978>heavy duty vehicles must choose the R-280 highway
>>65260315They're on track to lose 12k trucks at the minimum for just June alone
>>65260156the withdrawal deaths alone would be enough to count as genocide
>>65260310yea it is, I'd be lying if I said I was still in my usual 3 piecemy point being that the chinese could be doing a lot more to support the russians if they cared about the outcome.sanctions would merely increase the cost for China to do so.that the Chinese haven't in any visible way subsidized the russians implies they aren't going to bail them out
>>65260315The ultimate question is not how many they have, but how many they're willing to lose. If you had 100,000,000 trucks, how many are you willing to lose to try and keep Crimea going (ignoring the content of the trucks)?
you know shit has truly reached the breaking point when people don't use cash/credit/debit and instead use gold/silver and barter other goods
>>65260279>drivers to the rear
>>65260326Russia makes about a million trucks a year. The problem isn't the number of trucks, it's getting drivers, fuel, and making it through kill zones unscathed
>>65260279It's hard work.https://files.catbox.moe/oh7s3m.mp4
>>65260326even if they have the trucksdo they have the cargo? can they get enough to risk it to get enough of that cargo to the end users?can they sustain clearing and repairing the road?
>>65260315Russia's large freight trucking is said to be about as large as nearly 4 million
>>65259989>>65260004>>65260109>>65260110Should we be taking bets on how many greenhouses these will cost each?
>>65260036If you don't have adequate cooling in your home, cooking will cause the summers to be unbearable. So you build a separate kitchen from your home that you do the cooking in during warm months. Here in America, most summer kitchens were demolished by the 60s.
>>65260333>russia makes one truck per year for every 140 peopleX
>>65260339'bout three fiddy
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>>65260333That was kinda my point. They have plenty of trucks but the content of the trucks (driver included) are the important thing. >>65260337Was kinda my point but worded poorly. They produce loads of trucks, producing trucks isn't difficult and Russia produces many for domestic use, but getting drivers to risk it and the content itself is the issue. Since HGV need specialist drivers, so unless they're starting huge training programs for it or just go 'if you can drive car you can drive truck, da' we'll hit a bottle neck of drivers, not trucks. But, again, I suspect they'll keep rising the offer for truck drivers (i.e, we'll wipe out 500,000,000 ruble deb and pay you 10,000,000 rubles a month if you drive.... And then not pay you until you complete 50 runs and you die before that).
>>65260182I can see Ukraine allowing a humanitarian corridor for any ziggers who want to bail, but there's another side of the issue: Russia itself.I wouldn't be surprised if monke enstablishes a curfew and orders whatever mobiks he has in Crimea to detain and/or shoot anyone who tries to leave, or drone them after they pass the bridge and blame it on Ukraine.A mass exodus of civilians from Crimea is a gigantic loss of face for Russia and monke personally, essentially a capitulation of Crimea in all but name that also cannot be hidden from either outside peers or your internal public.
>>65260351>And then not pay you until you complete 50 runs and you die before thatgetting the allied bomber crew # flights to end of duty but for russians driving a truck in "russia" wasn't on my bongo card just last week but I guess it is now
>>65260189>A tank was spottedWow! A tank, a singular tank, was spotted. Truly the russian bear is as mighty as we all feared
>>65260282They're all various kinds of fucked and won't be operational again for half a year+, if ever. Next one that could be made operational is several months out, and the operating company is complaining that nobody wants a job crewing it.
>>65260335Gotta respect the reflexes on that truck driver.
>>65260232I agree the unequal treaties idea on the specific basis that this would constitute a poetic revenge against Russia (and the west by proxy) for the unequal treaties that were imposed on China during the Century of Humiliationthat really strikes me as the kind of image a Chinese leader would outright prefer over conventional annexation, at least at first
>>65260353Remember early on in the war when Russians would intentionally bomb humanitarian corridors of Ukrainian civilians? And all the kidnapped Ukrainian children spirited away to the russian interior to suffer dark fates.Russians ain't got no human souls, and true no decency shown towards even their own.
>>65259981Naw, fuck you, fuck russia, TZD.
>>65260025>if they just send rolling bombs over the bridge again
>>65260369I think you've got it backwards. IIRC, what happened at Mariupol was>Russia unilaterally declares humanitarian corridor (sus)>that leads into Donetsk (big no-go)>and then uses it as a logistics route (you're not even trying anymore)>and cries when Ukraine shells it
>>65260209Does Tesla also make heat pumps? Because it might be wise to get one one to prepare for winter. Crimea doesn't get as cold as other regions but you're likely to need some source of heat.
>>65260335The lightning flash in the background makes it too good to be true.
>>65260335unless the drone ate asphalt, who cares? shit could hit something else or circle back.
>>65260279>>65260335Sudden urge to play Snowrunner intensifies.Shame about the truck selection, back when it was just a tech demo/spintires/mudrunner dev/devs didnt give a fuck about licenses and there were all these cool fuckhuge soviet trucks, there are some still but with changed names and altered looks.
>>65259974>fire in ChushkaMust be some hot peppers.
>>65260382I think Russia also completely disregarded Ukrainian corridors which is what he's saying.
>>65259979Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
>>65259981Yes, the almighty power of Lend-Lease will pull Russia's ass out of the fire yet again!...oh wait.
the Ukis need to find a way to hit the trains while they are on the bridge.
>>65260060>go to the Laptev Sea to sunbathe>google Laptev Sea>it's behind the polar circle
>>65260421they already can hit those.and I'm willing to bet my right nut they will the moment the russians start using them to get fuel or munitions into Crimea.no better way to blow up the bridge than to let the russians pay for the bomb
>>65260283They were floating orphanages full of Donbas childer.
>>65260189There, cumrads! The traitor admitted to his crime! We must act quickly to bring him to justice!
>>65260421Afaik they hit AD on the bridge in preparation for that.
>>65260079Anyone got that video with the enthusiastic zigger journo reporting live that reinforcements arrived in the Berdyansk port > cut to aftermath of ballistic missile strike > cut to Curb Your Enthusiasm?
>>65260434Hello Bong MoD, thank you for translating for us.
>>65260189"Thanks you for clarifying, we'll hit those too"
>>65259981Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>65260188>pack up>siphon neighbors' gas during the night>fuck off>neighbors can't chase you because they're out of gas>they can't report you because gas thefts are rampant, anybody could've done that
>>65260421who the FUCK is taking a train from at. petersburg to crimea right now?
>>65260456russians
>>65260000The famous horse carriages were tactical deployment. Getting shit from the nearest railway bulkhead to the front. These days what trucks and now unmanned vehicles do.Railway and ocean transport was and still is the heavy lifter from factories and refineries to near where the fuck it needs to go. Was true 80 years ago on all sides and us true these daysCrimea fuel shortage just shows the kerch bridge railway did indeed get fucked up in the truck bombing and can't let the fuel carriages cross anymore in full load
>>65260295thats just a stolen Jack Whitehall joke
>>65260459.... Why can't they build a second Crimean bridge? There's been more time since it was damaged than they took to build it.
>>65260456Russia will want to pretend everythingis fine with Crimea as long as possible, including that it's totally cool to go on holiday there.
what did the ukie unmanned systems force mean by this?
>>65260456The Crimean beaches are lovely this time of year, why wouldn't you go on vacation there?
>>65260454this. even meth heads (or whatever drug is popular in russia) saw the writing on the wall days, if not weeks ago
>>65260279>they're not saying "Not assault!"smells fishy>>65260286>Who knows, maybe Russia has been digging a tunnel for supplies for years now :)Just in time for the Ukies to master tunnel droning)))
>>65260476Its just some bantz, i wouldnt worry about it.
>>65260388It's just sunlight reflected from the drone.
>>65260150I can’t imagine being so fucking retarded that you’d take anything China says at face value
>>65260385I used to work in Houston with a Russian expat who had lived in Odessa and Crimea, he said Houston and Odessa had basically the same weather, and that Crimea was basically the same as the Texas coast between Galveston and South Padre islands.
>>65260272The only good thing it did was kill a Kennedy
>>65260421>11 trains were delayed, including one from PidorsburgAt first I read that as "derailed", then read again and got sad.
>>65260204Unironically there could be a speculation opportunity here
HERE COMES THE PANIC BUYING
>>65260333>>65260338>Russia has more Semis than the U.S.Ok, now youre just being ridiculous
>>65260481>я нe хoчy бoльшe бpaть в poтWell, she has two other choices.
>>65260060Calm down, gramps. You'll have a stroke.
>>65260505>Houston and Odessa had basically the same weatherThey're both in the same state, genius.
crest status?
>>65260481Do russians not know that you're supposed to blow in the hose instead of suck on it? Or was that just her crack whore instinctive reflexes?
>>65260404There are no mods that add real brands?
>>65260018Keked
>>65260527
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>65260533>I was just trolling guysNo you werent, you genuinely believed you contributed something insightful, and now we're all laughing at you
>>65260537>get in the cubeheh
what changed that allowed Ukraine to bomb all these places recently?
>>65260537fucking cuck cubes, are you for real right now?
>>65260549>have separate cubes for men and women>turn air raid sirens on>people run into the cubes>attach the male cubes to trucks and ship them to the front line>people ask questions about missing men>sorry, died in drone attack ;_;
>>65260018I need a budanov habbo hotel picture.
>>65259970>but some flying lawnmowers might actually bring russia to its knees?Nobody listens to the sob stories of the families of flying lawnmowers, even though they get shot down at even higher rates than WWII bombers, which was already a fucking lot.Basically drones are the perfect expendable slave soldiers, even better than mobiks because drones are mostly sober and rarely defect or surrender, no matter how much you beat them, which you rarely have to do anyway.
>>65260559Long range drones with satellite link controls.They started use Starlink as that years ago but Starlink banned this practice with geofencing insde Russia and speed limits for terminals. Something changed regarding satellite coms use.
>>65260559Ukraine's been attriting Russian AD for years, while ramping up their own production. Right now they can consistebtly overwhelm local AD and only need a few hits out of scores or hundreds of drones to do significant damage.
>>65259989>Two (2) Pantsir batteries along the Crimea bridge were claimed struck as wellSternenko was teasing that bridge strikes were coming. Doesn't Ukraine have a giant uusv now?
>>65260308Rip out the seats and you can snuggle barrels of fuel inside after you tint out the windows and put youth soccer club stickers to the sides.
>>65260537remember the video of the ukrainian border guards running from the apc? now russia is installing bomb shelters in st petersburgholy shit man russia somehow offended god himself
Kaliningrad when?
Fuck. First Girkin, now Fighterbomber, even Copelord's on mental health break, who else is left to follow?
>>65260481Not the first hose she's had to spit after sucking.
>>65260010>Thas was an Ukrainian CrimeaToo bloody right.Better late than never, they need to update some faces on this.https://youtu.be/ZVg62_lSbmE
>>65260583>>65260537What is the point of the won't even sound the air alarm in the main cities? Nobody talks about how there was no warning in Moscow and Peterburg(during the economic summit). I wonder if they can't see the drones being launched, don't know where they're going, hope to shoot them down before they reach or don't want to sound the air raid alarm since it's "embarrassing"
>>65260527Nicely observed and true.
Curious that Russia has not avenged the Moscow drones yet.
>>65260595>Kyrylo at the endmy fucking sides
>>65260434But seriously how much time does he have left? He is having complete meltdown over the recent attacks.
Am I suppose to be rooting for Russia? Who do I get angry at for not having access to cheap tuna-can ammo? Or that SKSs and mosins went up in price? What the fuck will even happen if Russia loses kek
>>65260587>Place not found>Did you mean: Konigsberg?
>>65260018Capital, anon.Though strictly speaking, the tie should be red.That pic must have been after they b& the exact costume config we used.
>>65260610>Who do I get angry at for not having access to cheap tuna-can ammo?Obama.
>>65260102>Why aren't those AA radars detecting these drones?The threat acquisition radars likely detect them, but the fire control ones, and the pantsirs, can't do much with that information. Too small, too low, too cold.
>>65260562The pro-tip would be to run them like a trap line, just have these 'Mens Toilets' put around Pidorsburg and Mosquecow with a couple of one way doors. Then every morning you go around and see how many you've caught and just tip them out into a cube like a dumpster truck
>>65260029>Remember to say thanks to fighterbomberUkrainian SOF remembered.
>>65260279>Porters required for fot deliveries to Crimea>50mln rubles NOW!
>>65260036>What is a 'summer kitchen'?You sometimes see a back patio with cooking facilities, like an advanced BBQ area. These are for old houses with no AC and more common in rural areas.I haven't lived in a house with one but I've seen them.
>>65260333https://www.nationmaster.com/nmx/ranking/trucks-productionhttps://statranker.org/economy/truck-manufacturing-by-country-in-2025-global-leaders-trends-and-insights/
>>65260611achczually Královec
>>65260339>greenhousesThese are going to cost a 99 year "lease" on a Eastern Siberian oil/gas well each.
>>65260335Jesus Christ
>>65260240> do they not have nuke power plants or LNG ones? the whole peninsula can't be running off of gas, right?No they dont.It doesnt matter though, because drones are targeting substations too.
>>65260434He was a perfidious Anglo after all.
>>65260646You know what these cities need? More 14.5mm randomly falling onto cars!
>>65260069>the wreck of the moscovaI want to dive it, it's only in 20m or so.
>>65260537I've already made references to the 'settling tanks' before with regards to these shelters, they're just too eerily similar.>this is just one of those /b/ fluffy abuse stories for humanssaid one Anon.
>>65260335H-he's fast!
>>65260106>I am curious about how daily life in Crimea will be in the near futureIf they have a well and a garden, then they can survive uncomfortably. At least until looting gangs start robbing them of even home produce.
>>65260109>We'll start seeing a mass emigration out of Crimea by Winter's time. Especially if its a brutal winterCrimea has mild winters,it's part of the appeal.
>>65260537I thought St Petersburg and Moscow both had mile-deep nuke-proof subways?
>>65260115>You'd think 80 years is enough time for the lesson to sink in, and you'd be wrong for doing so>>65260090>how some people just volunteer it awayI'm pretty sure ukies knew about the ferry from satellites and five eyes glowies and are just fucking with an enemy propagandist.
If Poutine faces a coup, do you think he will fire the nukes out of spite?
>>65260573Don't forget the Bongs have made three cruise missiles without any US parts to give to Ukraine (well, I assume pay for but the Bongs are weird, they wrote off all their Lend Lease debt to Russia but USA didn't).
>>65260128>the reply of the zaporizhzhnia cossacks Needs an update for Zelenskyy's letter to Putin.
>>65260697bold of you to assume their nukes work
>>65260705And Zelenskyy's decree to permit the parade.
>>65260156>Imagine the scenes if Ukraine is going after distilleries nextThat would literally help Russia.
>>652605593 years of Total AA Death and ramping up drone acquisition
>>65260185>then the Kerch bridge is literally a matter of them deciding when and if they want to take it down.And how, it's not so easy to do.Drones won't cut it, needs the giant torp or something, and probably more than one.
>>65260018CARRRRLOOOOOSS
>>65260204>>Crimea real estateZero chance that Ukraine honours those deeds.The properties were probably stolen from Ukrainians anyway.
>>65260623funny meme, but they kind burned their asset
>>65260705>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Russian Sultan!>O monke, Russian devil, secretary to /pol/ itself. >What kind of 2nd army in the world are you, that can't slay a tiny neighbor with your naked arse? >Xi excretes, and your army eats. >You will not make subjects of Ukrainian sons; we've no fear of your orcs, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.>You Siberian scullion, butcher of Bucha, prick of Pripyat, dedovschina deliverer of Donestk, abandooner of Armenia, Pidorlian thief, catamite of Kim Jong, bomber of Belgorod, cuber of Kramatorsk, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God and the crick in our dick. Hohol’s snout, donke’s arse, suspiciously well-fed pupper of Bakhmut, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!>Now we’ll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>>65260610>What the fuck will even happen if Russia loses kekthe world will have improved significantly, TZD.
>>65260096I said it before, the missiles 100% home on AC fans.
>>65260749Bummed asses, you say?
>>65260808What does your post have to do with russia shitting the bed, which happens to be the topic of this thread?Fag.
>>65260808Kek, the problem is that it reached bump limit in hours last night
>>65260808And this makes Russia "le good", zigger?
>>65260808MAGA == russian coded americans
>>65260808>GlovesOff>EyebrowRaised>VDVDropped>MoskvaReturned>CrestsBum-touching and Peaked>AssumptionsIn the garden>TuvanShrugged>EveryoneUnderstood>AssFoamed>MissileAss>ButtonObserved>BallsScratched>MunitionsRubbered>HedgehogAggravated>HandsWashed>ApostlesSloping>AxisWorked>CoconutsCorroded>ForelockSquared, sticking out, almost flew off>EggsBeing measured>CocksDisposable>RoosterPecking>AlligatorEndangered >FrogMatured>GradBloomed>ResultOut the Window>WarheadsPleasuring >TungstenIn gearbox>MoronsEnchanted>BTRBT-Aren’t>SuitcaseWithout a handle>AirfieldQuietly exploding>SnakeWarmed up>ElephantBeautifully fucked>LogisticsA real, fucking, live, fucking donkey>FateDefiantly twirling on the American penis>ADCucked>CaveLeft forever>DicksLead to our brother’s ass>Mustache and ballsJudged>FlightEternal
>>65260813The point is that jannies shouldn't apply double standards
>>65260749>assetthe issue is that eternal flight is correct, he didn't disclose any secret or anything the ukie sf didn't have intel onwith a simple mention ukies are now putting a target on the most active z-blogger and all he can do is shit himself lmao
>>65259989they really just put those things in those high platforms?
>>65260808That'll be the War of 1812 which Americans proclaim they won when the Bongs captured Washington DC and burned the White House to the ground and the POTUS had to flee. Then a storm hit, Bongs abandoned and they claim it 'saved' the capital when in fact the storm did more damage than the Bongs did. The Bongs then captured and remade new colonies and sent over veterans (including Wellington who had jsut beaten Napoleon) over to Canada and he convinced the government of Bongland to just sue for peace instead of fighting.
>>65260808oh, it's this third worlder having another meltdown lmao, truly a digger wasp moment, humans do not behave like this.>he's a zigger toonot surprising whatsoever, thank god i'm white unlike this guy, what a miserable existence.
>>65260623thats hilarious
>>65260808At least US can admit that it won't reach its goals within reasonable effort and backed off. Unlike monke brained retard that keeps banking it's head on Mala Tokmatchka for 4+ years.
>>65260808The best thing about democracy is that you can disassociate yourself from your politicians when they go full retard, you don't have to ride and die to the end.
>>65260589> First GirkinHis someone(wife?) posts his(or "his"?) letters on tg.
>>65260837Yeah, we know jannies are a bunch of fags who happen to be grossly underpaid, it pisses me off to see all the (deleted) posts of ziggers and other kinds of brownies seething (thank god for 4chan extensions for fixing that) but still i think their retardation should be available for everyone to see and laugh at.
>>65260537>we moved from mobik cubes to civvie cubes
>>65260808Now scroll down
>>65260846>Iran won the war by not becoming a US colony>but the US lost it by not becoming a British colonyMake it make sense.
>>65260335cameran is lucky, if the drone had hit the fual truck, he probably wouldve been within the blast radius
>>65260250>Chinks dont do old style colonialism or land grabbingTibet, East Turkestan, Vietnam, and Taiwan, would all like some words.And that's not to mention Cambodia and Laos which might as well be Chinese colonies. Wa State is pretty explicitly a colony within Burma too.
>>65260846>the War of 1812 which Americans proclaim they wonI wasn't aware that Americans burned Moscow.
>>65260837>NOOOOOOOO I AM A BROWNOID LOOK AT MY ASTROTURFED WIKIPEDIA PAGE IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIR WAAAAAAHcry me a river you pansy, retarded faggots like you deserve far worse. i don't even really like the shitshow that trump started with iran, your completely delusional fantasy world interpretation of events is just that more obnoxious by comparison.there is no dreadnought momentthere is no "le drones replace everything"there is no "we can finally fight back against those evil secular westerners who invented the modern world and their progress and their enlightenment and replace everything with zealous brown tribal shenanigans!"iran survived this war like every sandy shithole survives a war, by hiding in the ground until the enemy gets bored and leaves, you are not capable of winning an offensive war against anything because you are brown now, then, and forever more, spamming angrily on /k/ is not going to change that.
>>65260848>truly a digger wasp momentwhat the fuck is it even supposed to mean?
>>65260085>getting doxxed publicly by the enemy's glowies
Apparently Ukraine has been attacking area around the Kerch bridge for 6 hours now. Bridge is closed and queue around it is huge. Land with land bridge to Crimea up north. Bunch of videos like this on 2ch
>>65260888That particular anon is trying to force the term 'digger wasp' which basically means he is Iranian, since the Iranians hid underground and built stuff underground to avoid attacks... Much like digger wasps do.
>>65260893Huh? I thought Russia was based trad?
>>65260264>Ukraine also hit a ferryPossibly more than one
>>65260888The "Sphexish" Fixed Action Pattern A famous observation, often attributed to naturalist Jean-Henri Fabre, involves the digger wasp (Sphex) and its rigid sequence of provisioning its nest: The Routine: A female wasp digs a burrow, hunts a caterpillar/cricket, paralyzes it, drags it to the burrow entrance, leaves it momentarily to inspect the inside, and then pulls the prey in.The Disruption: Researchers tested this by moving the paralyzed prey just a few inches away while the wasp was inspecting the burrow.The Finding: When the wasp came back out, she dragged the prey back to the opening, left it, and went inside to inspect again. If the prey was moved repeatedly, the wasp would repeat this exact sequence endlessly, highlighting how highly specialized, instinctual behaviors can become rigid "automated" loops.the brownoid that keeps spamming his wikipedia page endlessly, that was astroturfed by other brownoids, is more like a retarded insect with an analog brain that can only repeat sets of instinctive sequential actions, rather than a human being with thoughts and feelings.he will keep going back to step 1 without understanding why his spam gets removed, because he isn't a person, he's a digger wasp.
>>65260896well, i mean, that fits too, but moreso this >>65260911>is trying to force the termi'm far from the first one to have used it, i've seen it used by dozens of other anons over the course of the last few years.
>>65260893why on 2ch specifically?
>>65260266>China is doing this with Mongolia as wellReally?I haven't been to Mongolia in several years but I used to go there a lot and there were never Chinese there, even in the border town I used for visa runs.The border trade from China was run by ethnic Mongolians from Inner Mongolia (China).
>>65260085The tard is certainly having a day.
>>65260481No, you dumb bitch. Scrape and lick, not suck.
>>65260315>How many trucks does Russia even have?A fuck load, like most large industrial nations.One thing that definitely isn't lostech in Russia is trucks.
>>65260923Mongolian law (currently) says foreigners cannot own shit in Mongolia. So China is building economic zones via railway connections, and trade facilities and other infrastructure in order to make Mongolia 'reliant' on China. China gets the money, Mongolia's 87% export reliance on China gets harder. Eventually, when you're that influential, you can start making 'suggestions' to 'ease trade relations' and suddenly stuff changes.This is a long term strat, much like elsewhere. I'll give another example. A few years ago, China put a tariff on Australian barley. China is the biggest producer of beer in the world, so Australia sold a lot of barely to China. With tariffs on, Australian farmers got absolutely fucked and many flat out went bankrupt or were in dire straits. So, what happens next? Well the moderate minority of Chinese in Australia (by that I mean 5%-10% of the population in an area, maybe more) start buying up these bankrupt farms or offering good deals (but not huge amounts) to the failing ones. So they become Chinese owned, or at least owned by Chinese citizens or dual citizens. Then, a few years later, China reascended their tariff and started importing Australian barely again. Except this time, the money was going to Chinese and pro-Chinese farm owners, not to white Australians.Why does this matter? Well if Wolololologong relies on farming for its money and all the farms are owned by Chinese, suddenly the politicians for Wolololologong start thinking about pleasing these people, even more important if they're 10%-25% of the local population, as that can decide votes. So they start offering pro-Chinese incentives etc and suddenly you've now got a region that is pro-China. Rinse and repeat in key areas and eventually the PM starts to have to listen to Chinese citizens in Australia.Same shit happens with Muslims in Europe. Pretend to be peaceful but when they get to 15% of the population they start demanding shit.
>>65260786
>>65260898they can send the trucks full of trans to me
>>65260361>Gotta respect the reflexes on that truck driver.And the pilot who dodged the civie car behind it
>>65260948Rescinded not reascended ffs.
>>65260941What this anon said, it might not be up to western standards but they´ve been churning out those Kamaz and Ural trucks shitton. I dont know if Zil still makes anything and Maz always seemed to be one of those companies that makes those fuckhuge things meant to tow around tanks and missiles. Kraz is lostech since they´re located in Ukraine.I fucking love the looks of eastern trucks, shame about them being used by ziggers.
>>65260941Kamaz is struggling to keep the lights on due to years of dwindling domestic demand - that includes lack of orders from the military.They have gone back to four day weeks since june 1st
>>65260102>Why aren't those AA radars detecting these drones?Drones might have been inside the "blind window".>all radars are tradeoffs>want range? sacrifice close-up>want high resolution accuracy? sacrifice how much azimuth / elevation you can scan>want search while track? you reduce how much az / el you can scan>want low SWaP-C? each of those hinders what you can doThat AA radar is probably looking for large RCS (at least 1dBm) at distanceIf that's the case, it's going to be blind to a G1 drone flying NoE.
>>65260961They produce about 70,000~ per year. If we go off estimates of 12k losses per month, even if we half that, then they're losing more trucks than they produce.
>>65260962>lack of orders from the militaryhuh? then how is russia replacing its truck/apc losses?
>>65260893>all that trucksIsn't Kerch bridge closed for them?
>>65260454>>siphon neighbors' gas during the nightIf they're still there then they don't have gas for you to steal.
>>65260471>Why can't they build a second Crimean bridge?They didn't really, a Dutch company did.
>>65260976That video is from north land bridge
>>65260335I know its stupid but up until recently it didnt really occur to me how fuckhueg those drones are
>>65260974Z bloggers have been complaining about a lack of military trucks since 2022The russians have been activating old stocks and buying up random shit since then
>>65260607I prefer this one but it too needs updating. https://youtu.be/OGGmmjsiuNk
>>65260085someone is getting a one way trip to the SMO with the Storm Z unit
>>65260622>just tip them out into a cube like a dumpster truckI've seen that movie!
>>65259970Well in WW2 we had this lend lease program thing with the most powerful and largest manufacturer on the planet helping the Soviets
>>65260689>I thought St Petersburg and Moscow both had mile-deep nuke-proof subwaysYes but they don't have metro stations within a block of every commieblock
>>65261029>with the most powerful and largest manufacturer on the planet helping the SovietsThe British? Well, true.
>>65260697>If Poutine faces a coup, do you think he will fire the nukes out of spite?I doubt it, he has children. https://youtu.be/wHylQRVN2QsIn any case, in a coup situation the order wouldn't be transmitted or obeyed.
this is fine
>>65260911>The "Sphexish" Fixed Action PatternIt's not just the digger wasp, several wasp species do it.I read about this in my ai postgrad where it's discussed in a famous paper about the difference between hard-coded rulesets (evolved behaviour/preprogrammed plans) and cognition/reasoning.I assume some /pol/ wonk discovered the same paper or something.
>New mission: Escape
>>65260974They're unironically pulling them from deep storage
>>65260537Are there a more cucked people on earth than ziggers?
>>65261067Link the vid, I'd like some zigress tears.And my mind immediately imagined the watermark as an incoming drone.
>>65261106Somebody with better photoshop skills than I, make it happen
>>65261106nvm, found it:https://xcancel.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/2068562565718757861#malso holy fuck I missed that they're not fleeing Crimeans, but retards from fucking Moscow who for some terminally stupid reason decided to go for a vacation in an active warzone.>Bwaah bwaah why am I even here?Yeah that's the million ruble question.
>>65261190>the $12k question
>>65261190>retards from fucking Moscow who for some terminally stupid reason decided to go for a vacation in an active warzone.Crimean beaches are the circus part of panem et circuses.
>>65261067Well they better find a way out before the crests touch their bums.
:D
>>65259970>: To knock out single targets, thousands of heavy bombers had to rain down massive payloads. For example, the Leuna synthetic oil plant required 6,552 bomber sorties dropping 18,328 tons of bombs to be kept offline.The Germans could get it back online in a relatively short time requiring non-stop bombing.
>>65260109>>65260689>Especially if its a brutal winterThere is an especially strong El Niño weather system forming this year. That means the winter there should be much milder than average. I have never thought about its global effect, just how the Pacific system determines the Atlantic hurricane season.We'll see a lot of Three Gorges dam posts this winter.
>>65260036Around eastern Europe, a lot of old (mostly rural) houses have physically separate kitchen (smell? reduced risk of fire? reasons). Like you have to go out of the house, take a few steps and enter another building.In addition to that if property space allows it, vast majority of them have also a dedicated cooking space in the yard/on the property for warm months.Most of the times it's just a glorified grilling area as another anon pointed, 2-3 walls, a roof/half roof.Some people have proper cooking appliances, originally you would have some kind of clay stove/oven contraption which you would feed whatever can burn in order to cook you meal. Around my parts, the go to material would be "empty" corn knobs.You have to consider that in Eastern Europe, until pretty recently, large properties in rural villages were dirt cheap. My father's parents had a 6 room house, garage+kitchen, small orchard, small field, a small barn for one cow and a horse, two small coops and two yards, one like a common suburb backyard and a big barren one that would serve as a space for the cow, the horse and the horse drawn carriage during the summer.And that property was sold for 20k euros about 8-10 years ago.
>>65261334If you care to know, the "corn cob" is the empty thing itself so you don't need to specify. With corn attached it is an "ear" of corn or cooked whole "corn on the cob."
>>65261190>also holy fuck I missed that they're not fleeing Crimeans, but retards from fucking Moscow who for some terminally stupid reason decided to go for a vacation in an active warzone.Because the fuel issues (and the whole shitload of other issues on Crimea) aren't exactly a part of mainstream russian reporting So those retards see the cheap hotel prices and go for it instead of rubbing their two braincells together and ask themselves why hotels there would have trouble attracting customers
>>65261206>panem et Crimeans
>>65260728>And howWait until the russians are desperate enough to start sending fuel trucks across again, then pot a few.
>>65260910There's photo evidence up-thread that 3 were hit. Which is interesting as the Russians only had 3 working vehicle-capable ferries left.
>Around my parts, the go to material would be "empty" corn knobs.FWIW corn is one of those things in American English that has a bunch of names depending on its exact state, like eskimos have a hundred different names for snow."ear of corn" = still got the silk and shuck (green wrapping leaves) on it."cob of corn" = shucked and silked but not cooked."corn on the cob" = cooked cob of corn."corncob"/"cob" = the empty thing that's left after eating off the corn.
was refinery full of christmas presents for orphanshohols why you hate orphans
>>65261369Don’t bullshit me. It’s very fucking obvious that Crimea is in a war zone. Only a stupid fucking alcoholic russian retard would think it’s a good idea to vacation there. They have enough facts to know it’s not a great idea.
>>65260295
>>65260749nah, this has been going on awhile
>>65260036Outdoors cooking
> Over the past 24 hours, nearly 60 mopeds and motorcycles have been seized in Crimea. 181 traffic violations were reported, including 37 unlicensed drivers and 28 child drivers. As a reminder, the use of motorcycles is prohibited at night (from 8:00 PM to 6:00 AM), in accordance with the Decree of the Head of the Republic of Crimea.> The main goal of these measures is to ensure public safety and the protection of military personnel, important government facilities, and special facilities.> The reason is that the loud noise interferes with air defense and electronic warfare systems, interferes with drone hunting, and is dangerous when firing at the sound.
>>65261581>IT'S A DRONE!>FUCKING SHOOT!!!!
>>65261581>loud noise interferes with air defense and electronic warfare systemslaunch a ballistic missile filled with fully charged speakers on parachutes blasting the ukranian anthem (earrape version) at crimea
>>65261589Remind me to add "drive a motorcycle past whatever passes for a VA hospital in Russia at 3 in the morning" to the bucket list.
>>65261589>launch a ballistic missile filled with fully charged speakers on parachutes blasting the russian anthem (earrape version) at crimeaFTFY, for the mindfuckery and extra time as they'll wonder if it's at all allowed to shoot it.
>>65261581Are electric scooters allowed?
>>65261595You want a little faggy moped for the best imitation of a drone engine.
new wave.let's see if they cope better this time.
>>65261652> little faggy mopedTwo stroke, remove the muffler, full throttle.
they don't actually believe this right?
>>65261678No shit they'll perform SOMETHING, like every solstice, thanks for the warning Captain Obvious.
>>65261678Russians are fighting Elrond now?
Combining>>65261589 >>65261617 with >>65261652 >>65261672Weather balloon with a lawnmower dangling from it. Leave the blade attached
>>65261733Da cumrade mighty PUCCIA took on might of HATO, Fellowship of ring, Aslan, even terrifying force of Chris Benoit!
>>65261678>the elvesalright what the fuck is this nowis this more>we wuz lotr orcs and shiet
>>65261772yes
>>65260295>>65261508I'm dying holy shit
>>65261663lots of explosions apparently.power outage in crimea
the line to get on the kerch bridge out of crimea
>>65261802christ that's so cringe
>i went on vacation to an active warzone where fuel depots were being targeted relentlessly and now I'm stuck here because there's not enough fuel to leavehow could this have happened to me?
>>65261190>also holy fuck I missed that they're not fleeing Crimeans, but retards from fucking Moscow who for some terminally stupid reason decided to go for a vacation in an active warzone.Russians have a much higher tolerance for vacationing in warzones because of Israel, actually. There's a huge Russian-speaking population in Israel and they get a shitload of rich Russian tourists; IIRC like 30% of Israelis speak Russian at home and it's the second most common language behind Hebrew.>Cousin Sasha has embezzled enough money to afford a week on the beach in Haifa this year>A handful of Palestinian bottle rockets cause an air raid siren to go off at 11 PM; 100% interception rate, everything goes back to normal inside of an hour>"Oh, that must be what Crimea is like. The trips are discounted because of the war but cousin Sasha had a great time in Israel and they get attacked all the time">Womp-womp
>>65260069>>65260668>wreck>dive It's safely in port
>>65261867The more I learn about Moscowites the more I despise them, it's like all the worst tropes of city slicker, Karen, entitlement, psychopathy all rolled into one.
>>65261867>I want to go back to Moscow!>What are these ruin!Oh babe just wait until you get back
>>65261876you're supposed to be on a break from the internet, armchair
>>65261678>they don't actually believe this right?russians are fucking big into esoteric stuff, commies repressed and hollowed out orthodoxy so they replaced it with absurd shit that would make your average viccan/healing crystal vine aunt cringe>hangover?>i better go to a shaman for a toad poison injectionthis is not an exaggeration, a former Lukos boss died after one too many of those
>>65261626Can e-scooters be used in the SMO?
>>65260112They want cool western FPGAs for that. Chink shit isn't trusted.
>>65260184No power in Crimea as well. EVs are not allowed on the bridge.
>>65261919I want her to survive only to get beck right on time for the next batch of refinery reductions.
>>65260335Some ruslims on RU 2ch whined that the video is AI generated because it has wind turbines, not realizing that ukies had invested a ton into renewables before 2022. It blows their mind because some provincial shithole in Ukraine has that while their "glorious russia" does not.
>>65260333>Russia makes about a million trucks a year.You see...
>>65260279>doesn't say "ne sturm"Don't do it Ivan!
>>65261678They believe it because they themselves take those things into account, it's basically projection on their part
>>65260836>>BTR>BT-Aren’tFucking kek
>>65260167The Asians in Xībólìyǎ will be rescued by the Grorius China Army.
>>65260147>>65260147Prigo, strelkov, now potentially fighterbomber... all the funny russian characters are getting themselves offed.
>yesterday >no need to panic >today>EVERYBODY PANICwhat changed?
>>65262256>everything is not fucking greatyou see comradethe dildo of consequences has arrivedand it is not lubed
>>65262073You can see the fuckinig wind turbines along the road on google maps
>>65260728I'm personally convinced the ukies are saving it for after the warThey are going to do a controlled demolition as a symbolic repudiation of Russian influence in Ukraine, it will be broadcast live on whatever their national broadcaster is and people in pubs will cheer it on like a goal in a world cup match
>>65261432Fun fact: the word cornered to just be a generic term for staple grainsIt stuck to maize in particular because at the time English speakers didn't have any other word for it and anxiously were not going to use the natives name
>>65261867She is /pol/, and /pol/ is herThey are sisters
>>65262256They really can't stop talking about things getting shoved in assholes/fucked in the ass.
