Think fast! There is a large dog running at you and barking and its owner is a fat black lady that isnt paying attention. You have a handgun and a taser. What do you do?
shoot myself in the head for picking LEO as my career path
>>65266149Shoot the nigger. Let the dog attack me. Shoot it. Bodycam was destroyed during attack.
>>65266157Obviously, the point of wellness checks is an excuse to kill.
let the wigglebeast deal with the animal.meanwhile I'll befriend the dog and give it pats.
>>65266149Trust that the vast majority of dogs are just happy to meet new people and let the fella have a sniff.
What is it with cops and magdumping into every dog they come across?
>>65266149Depends on the race of the dog.Probably be friendly to it until it latches on to my arm, then cavitate the skull.
well, I'm not gonna shoot the dog that's for sure. lmao as if you come here expecting people to side with uniformed state minions
>>65266469mandatory training with the IDF.
>>65266479I thought it was ATF?
>>65266467I've owned some very big, goofy dogs and I don't think any of them wanted to ever bite anyone
>>65266489What's the difference?
Dogs are waste of resources
>>65266490Ofc the damage potential if a Great Dane is much much higher than with a tiny Terrier, but i've yet to meet a big dog that wasnt just a big slobbering ball of play.Hoping to get a Newfoundland at some point, just a shame about the age
>>65266149>its owner is a fat black ladyMagdump the dog to save it from the hellish fate of having to eat peanut butter out of a stanky sheboon clam.This will inevitably aggro the sheboon, so I combat reload and magdump her, too.2 weeks of paid leave, case dismissed.
>>65266507Newfoundlands are basically big cuddle bears, I had a dane-rott cross and all 200lb of him just couldn't be fucked biting anyone or anything, he would bark if someone came near the farm at night or chase foxes but that was more or less the extent of his aggression. On the other hand I have seen an Belgium Shepherd attack dog run about 100m, under gun fire, swim across a river, run another 100m and rip the arsehole (literally) off an Afghan, it literally ripped a buttock off as well as a long strip of thigh muscle. Still makes me wince a bit
>>65266522>On the other hand I have seen an Belgium Shepherd attack dog run about 100m, under gun fire, swim across a river, run another 100m and rip the arsehole (literally) off an Afghan, it literally ripped a buttock off as well as a long strip of thigh muscle.Good ol' maligators! No more bacha bazi for him.
>>65266149Pet the dog, and tell the owner not to leave her door wide open next time.
>>65266149Shoot the nog.
Yeah I saw that video. The dog was scared by the strangers and the yelling and was being defensive. Remember that a deep guttural bark is dog speak for fuck off. A high pitched repetitive yip is dog speak for “yay let’s kill something.” This dog was doing the former. Then the retard let the dog out and it bluff charged the fed. The dog wasn’t going to bite unless someone other than its owner tried to grab it but it was definitely trying to scare off the cops. I’m chalking this one up as the cop not knowing much about dogs (most people don’t) and the black lady being a shitty dog owner. Another tragic case of women’s lack of ability to control their dog resulting in death. Was it a good shoot? Yeah unfortunately. Reasonable belief of harm and all that. I really don’t give a shit if it’s a doodle or a pitbull or a German Presacorsoboerinoisweiller. Keep your dog on a fuck leash or in your house or in your fucking yard. And if you can’t then give it to someone that can. Fucking retards.
>>65266522A mastiff will dare a motherfucker to come into his yard. A herder will climb the fence to go get a piece of a motherfucker.The difference between prey drive and forward aggression and nerves and defensive drive is such a crazy predictor for attack statistics. Pits, mals, and German Shepherds have that forward aggression and they’re the most represented big dogs. The fatality behind the herders is just blunted by the fact that they’re more trainable and more expensive so the trash never get them. Rotts are 2nd on the fatality list because they have that territorial streak and distrust that combined with nerves sends them into fucking berserker mode when someone steps onto their property and they’ve been widely available to ghetto rats since forever. I keep seeing people buy mals and Corsos and Presas and it’s going to be interesting to see how the bite statistics change over the years.
>>65266149I shoot myself, clearly this is a karma trap. Miss me with your social justice Kobayashi Maru shit.
Imagine living in a country where one of the most dangerous things to happen to you and your loved ones is cops showing up at your door.
>>65266469They think dogs can smell the bacon.
>>65266883>~1,300 police shootings per year>majority justified>~4,000 drowning deaths per year>~40,000 car accident fatalities per year>~300,000 obesity related deaths per year>~4 million non-fatal dog bites per year>~6 million violent crimes per yearYeah
>>65266948>>~1,300 police shootings per year>>majority justifiedAnd the minority? How many unjustified shootings(murders) are worth it?
>>65267055All of them because the murder rate otherwise would be Brazil tier
>>65267063In some states, the murder rate is already as bad as Brazil. Shooting your way out of crime doesn't stop it. The police are contributing to it. Dumb fucking animals.
>>65267075No lmao, no
>>65266214i got wellness checked by a tranny a few weeks ago because i answered the door with the flu for a delivery, this is fucking grim.
>>65267075So true
>>65267075Post states with the murder rate of brazil
>>65266494Good home security in many circumstances and emergency rations if worse come to worse.
Alright, bear with me.>>65267086>>65267097I couldn't find any data for 2024.https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/VC.IHR.PSRC.P5?locations=BR>last recorded was 19 per 100,000 in 2023Lets look at America now. The only one that matches Brazil rate for rate was Mississippihttps://usafacts.org/articles/which-states-have-the-highest-murder-rates/>mississippi has the highest with 19.7>louisiana 15.2>alabama 13.3>honorary mention to texas, california, and florida with 1,900, 1,800, and 1,200 murders that year despite their sub 5 murder rateInteresting. I wasn't as right as I thought. I still stand by my opinion that police are mostly stupid who are only trained to kill instead of protecting and serving, which further risks conditions a negative attitude towards law enforcement among the people. The OP video is proof of this.We can go by city next, if you want. The rate easily doubles depending on the city. St. Louis alone, sheesh...
>>65267166>only trained to kill>shoot only 1300 people per year out of ~50 million police interactions and ~7 million arrests yearlyYou are a fucking brown redditor >which further risks conditions a negative attitude towards law enforcement among the peopleYou mean among mainly black people, who are also the reason why violent crime in those states are so high
>>65267092Not if I am already a killer.
>>65267197~50 million police interactionsSo 1 in 7 Americans has an interaction with the police in a year? I guess that makes me wonder what interaction means.Although as an average that also invludes the nogs that get questioned or even arrested and released multiple times in a year
>>65267210Everything from calling to traffic stops
>>65267166Youd rather live here than America? Be my guest.
>>65266878A lot of the 'popular' dogs aren't necessarily hard to train, but some of them you do need to train in very specific ways otherwise you end up sitting in the cuck seat and cleaning up massive meat mcshits with no benefits as the dog just wrecks all your shit. Rottweilers in particular need to be well socialised (both with dogs and people) along with knowing who's in charge to make the decisions in this shitshow.Like all those working dogs as well, they are first and foremost an animal that needs an actual jobBeing 'your pet' isn't a job, that's just a dumbasses reason for having one and if someone doesn't know what they're getting into with them, they really just need to go easy mode with a Labrador, Poodle or Spaniel instead of a high energy, easily bored creature that has to have some supervision, socialisation and understanding what they're supposed to do. The second problem is dog breeders who in their 'wisdom' at the puppy farm pick out dams and sires with shit qualities like poor socialisation, biting and being highly strung because that's going to get puppers out the door, but the real issues won't come to being apparent until they're well down the road of having a shit owner, bred by a shithead for cash and somehow there's a 'shit dog breed' that's the actual problem.
>>65267092if you kill 2 or more killers the number of killers goes down2 wrongs do make a right
>>65266860>A high pitched repetitive yip is dog speak for “yay let’s kill something.”My neighbor's dog does this for 4-6 hours continuously every night.
>>65266948>>~6 million violent crimes per year (didnt list fatalities)>less than 2000 police shootings (despite millions of violent but apparently nonlethal crimes)So basically, the police will never show up because they dont actually do anything to stop crime, but if they ever do its more dangerous than the crime itself because they're more likely to kill you?
>>65267252~7 million arrests per year, ~6 million violent crimes per year, ~15,000 murders per year vs ~1,300 police shootings per year, fucking retard>more likely to kill youThan what you fucking idiot?
>>65267295He thinks Brazil is safer than the US its a terminal case of reddit.
>>65267295>~6 million violent crimesOops, actually around 1 million, got my numbers mixed upIt's over, the police are now going to execute you if you call them, kek>>65267299Significant brain damaged is caused by that website
>>65266149Take the dog shoot the black female who is belligerently yelling at me and commanding her dog to attack
>>65267166>Lets look at America now. The only one that matches Brazil rate for rate was Mississippilook out hues, we're gonna take your spot at the top
>>65267231>A lot of popular dogs aren’t necessarily hard to trainNope. That’s usually what makes them popular. Most dog owners are always going to pick easy mode. That doesn’t mean there isn’t variation though and every breed produces its fair share of tards.>You do need to train them in specific waysYeah the positive only crowd really aren’t helping. They’re the vegans of the fucking dog world I swear.>Rotts in particularAre resource guarded. That’s what they were bred to do. Push the cattle into the slaughter pen, pull the meat wagon to market, bite anyone that tries to steal the money the butcher hangs around its neck for safe keeping, and guard the farm. It’s actually impressive how much instinct has been retained in the breed over the years. Even when they do bite work they’re notorious for being face biters which is considered a targeting fault and they like to bite and drop their weight to drag a guy to the ground like they used to do with cows.>They need jobsAnd you know what? Guarding a property is a job. It just boggles my mind how many retards buy them and then act surprised when they aren’t a fucking labrador and display barrier aggression and bark too much. The dog isn’t going to magically know who you want and don’t want around outside of familiarity but somehow people deem it as a behavioral issue when they want to light up the mail man.>Shit breedersSo I’ve done an autistic amount of research on a hunch and I’ve figured some shit out. Look at a lot of these mastiff, bully, whatever breeders and you’ll notice there’s a ton of black dudes. Look up a bunch of the well known ones and you figure out pretty quick a bunch of them are felons. They can’t own guns so they buy a dog. Then they give it a basic course in bite work and take some cute pictures and start selling puppies left and right. They LOVE talking shit about other people’s dogs too when theirs are straight up trash.
>>65268941Contd.For real you listen to half these niggas talk and it’s always the same shit>So ah impot mah whole lina KahNay Cosos Presna Naro from Europe. There just ain’t nuff gud ones here.Nigga these dogs were never common in their home countries and when they started getting imported they went for top dollar and they ran out of the “good ones” quick. These motherfuckers literally just import to jack up prices for mediocre puppies. They love hanging paper too. They’ll mix in anything they can to make a more extreme looking dog in a perpetual race to the bottom. Honestly it doesn’t help that the bite sports world is fucking retarded. Schutz is a shepherd test filled with cops that love to gate keep (hard to blame them) and honestly doesn’t fit the need of the average guard dog owner. PSA was supposed to be the venue to cater to bully breeds and guard dogs but the reality is their job is simple so there’s no real way to escalate it and gamify it beyond devolving into Schutzhund again. You need a big fuck off dog with a good heel, a good out, and have it be dangerous to the end of a leash and on a short cast. Thats it. That’s all they need. But instead of just testing and passing dogs they always have to have a next level. Looks at the PSA 3 recipients. All herders. That’s because of the obedience aspect. SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT? The Schutzhund guys have the opposite problem. They’ve become so focused on sport and obedience and tracking they never actually check to see if the dog has the drive to actually do a live bite. You see this pop up on police K9 videos occasionally. Dog gets sent. Dogs confused. Where is the sleeve? Oh but we don’t want no DDR German Shepherds. Nope. Too “nervy.” Too “dominant.” Too “stubborn.” You know. All those things that make a dog WANT to bite a motherfucker for real. For fucks sake.
>>65267295There are 826,000 police officers, out of a population of 342 millionThere are about ~1200 police-caused homicides per year, out of ~14,000 total homicides.DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 0.2% OF THE POPULATION, POLICE OFFICERS DO 8.5% OF THE KILLING. BECAUSE THAT'S THEIR JOB, WIELDING A MONOPOLY OF VIOLENCE IN SERVICE TO THE PEDOPHILLIC CORPORATE ELITE
>>65268999Or you know they just get into a lot more dangerous situations because they’re the human equivalent of dog catchers for tweakers and schizos. More dangerous interactions. More deadly outcomes. It’s that simple.
>>65266149I fucking shoot the dog 100% of times.
>>65266214Animals have no right to life, freedom and the pursuit of happiness. They only have the right to not suffer cruel treatment. If they attack a human being, that person is within their rights to fight back and defend themselves, or to use force to prevent an attack. If the animal dies, then it dies.
>>65266520Gobbless.
>>65266948Do they make tactical egg holsters?
>>65266149Kick its fucking head in and beat on it. It's a dog and I'm a grown as man. The size disparity is almost always going to be overwhelmingly in my favor.
>>65269245>The size disparity is almost always going to be overwhelmingly in my favor.HAHAHAHAHAH oh man
>>65266152>Low earth orbit is my career pathBased ISS enjoyer
>>65269245Spoken like a retard that's never been in a physical altercation. The momentum and violence of that dog can't be canceled by some video game QTE where you spam X to dodge the attack lmao.
>>65268941>>65268984There's probably some reasons for people to have some conditions of ownership for certain dogs in some areas. Like the idiots that end up with a working Kelpie, Blue cattle dog, shepherds, collies etc in small yards. Those dogs just don't work in urban areas, they go fucking nuts in confinement with nothing to chase or herd. They dig holes, chew fences, eat small pets and spend half their life barking at random shit happening half a suburb away.Like, there is a whole stack of dog breeds that exist to be 'A Pet' which is for company, doesn't need heaps of exercise, easy to train, good with kids, people, other pets, dogs, cats etc and won't drive you nuts with some kind of behaviour issue, we made dogs to do the exactly things they're supposed to. Trying to fit square pegs into round holes just doesn't work with some breedsBreeders...the saddest thing is I only know 3 ethical dog breedersThey only raise pups ever 2 years out of a bitch, they get the genetics, shots and tests done, will put down a dud animal with some kind of fuck-up. Everyone else I've met is some kind of shady cunt who's usually a middle aged woman making money or a dedicated puppy farmer whose got the morals of an alley cat. As a side-show job I do some pest extermination and can end up somewhere between the police, animal rights agency, vets and get called out to all sorts off shit.I've seen some shit done to animals, not just dogs that's just plain evil
>>65266149I am a dog guy, so I will do a quick visual to check if it is a nigbull before I pull the trigger. Otherwise I hold fire until I'm 100% sure the dog is aggressive. Regardless of the dog's aggression I will keep a keen eye on the Laquisha as well as any baby-daddies that may be nearby.
>>65266469They're trained to become paranoiac wrecks that can only see the worst-case scenario in any possible encounter.>Dog"Oh fuck it's going to rip my throat out! Shoot it! SHOOT IT!">Traffic stop"I know I just asked him for his license but what if he's pulling out a gun!">Welfare check"I was specifically told that this person has difficulty communicating and therefore I shall resort to the Great Communicator of 9mm!"It's pathetic, really.
If you have a dog and it lunges towards me I'm shooting it. Control your fucking niggerbeast. I'm so tired of dogs in public.
>>65270014Dude my mom’s favorite show was the Dog Whisperer and it was so fucking painful to watch.>What ez the problem?>Well my pitbulls are dog aggressiveNo shit retard>What ez the problem?>Well my basset hound is lazyNo shit retard>What ez the problem?>Well my Rottweiler has barrier aggressionNo shit retard>What ez the problem?>My Vizsla puppy with a 10x20 yard is too hyperNO FUCKING SHIT RETARDThere really isn’t such a thing as a perfect dog. The same things that make them good at any kind of job typically make them higher maintenance. My bird dog is a total spazz. Love him but with a 1/3 acre backyard with 24/7 access and two other dogs to play with I still have to take him out to a field and run the shit shit out of him a few times a week. You can find a good pet easily but they’re typically useless for anything but eating, sleeping, and being cute. Which is fine for most people.What I hate is the label “backyard breeder” being applied to literally everyone who doesn’t run a commercial operation, puppy mill being applied to everyone who does, and the fucking impossible reddit standards of today that have destroyed the dog market. The average buyer can’t read a pedigree. Then there’s the adopt don’t shop retards and shelters that commit blatant fraud. Just going to say it. If the shelters adopt out a pitbull as a “lab mix” and it mauls a kid they should be legally liable. Nobody wants to pick on them but I’ve seen some pretty egregious examples of this.
>>65270386Autistic rant cont’dBack in the day if you had a dog you liked you bred it, set up a box and a heat lamp in the garage, your kids got to play with some puppies, and then you sold them or gave them away to friends. Now the expectation is you have a dozen tests and procedures done. Retards are going to ask if you’re an “AkC bReEdEr Of MeRiT?” Like that trash organization hasn’t given that shit out to a thousand jerkoffs. The commercial operations are rife with fraud and the DNA tests have exposed that over and over again. Spend a stud fee to add another (c) on a pedigree? Didn’t take? Oh but you have a different stud on site that’s free? Oh yeah that champion dog is the pappy. You can call the owner and verify for yourself. Same shit from the blacks breeding extreme bullies and shit. They just keep putting mastiffs into pitbulls. Then there’s the fake titles. I no shit had a client at work tell me she was spending $7k on a dachshund.>Well it’s parents are championsIt was merle>Oh well they’re champion therapy dogsI flat out told her if the dogs worth $7k to her because it’s cute feel free to pay it but there’s no such thing as a champion therapy dog and if the breeder is telling them that then they’re fucking liars. But the old lady selling $500 Jack Russel puppies every few years is the problem. Right.
>>65269326This isn't New Delhi Baljeet, people here grow to full human size. 100 pound dog may be a village level threat in India but here it's just a dog
>>65266214The point of sending police is that wellness checks are dangerous and often performed on completely unwell, dangerous people.
>>65270024>"I was specifically told that this person has difficulty communicating and therefore I shall resort to the Great Communicator of 9mm!"This is the end result of pretending mental illness is a virtue, psued's spouting retarded garbage like this. It isn't. Mentally ill people are often aggressive and dangerous.If you can't behave you need to go in the box. Either pine or padded.
>>65269245>kick dog>it is now biting you>you now have suffered life altering permanent injuries that will require surgery to return you to a modicum of your previous standard of living>you will never fully recover
>>65269121But I place animals above niggers in terms of life
>>65267210they also spend an enormous amount of time harassing homeless people so that inflates the count
>>65270805Damn timmy that's EDGY!
>>65266507Having owned dogs my whole life and recently getting our first newf, I heartily recommend a well bred newf so long as you can deal with being wet and constant furballs. I have never had a dog with so so much personality before. There are a lot of good breeders in northern Oregon fyi
>>65270434In some ways we're doing doggos a great disservice getting a lot of them snipped for desexing as a lot of the good qualities of an animal we keep as a working or pet, aren't being carried onto another generation. Sure it has to be done because owners are irresponsible cunts a lot of the time, but in this day and age if you can't give away some cute puppies to a good home then you're really not trying.That's something I'm pretty picky about when I have a herd of cattle or sheep is that I'm making sure that the animals which have the high feed-weight ratios, ease of birthing, good mothers etc are kept in the bloodlines I maintain. Then with others around the world we'll compare often our many generations of animals, swap some stuff for artificial insemination and improve our livestockThis is all recorded in the kind of detail that's a bit spastic, but its got to be done otherwise you're doing yourself, the animals and customer a disserviceIts also something you don't see in a lot of 'pure bred' dog breeders, they're not tracing their genetics nearly as much and get distracted by all sorts of shit by various show associations and god help us all, popular trends in animal appearances and other rubbish. The attachment of things like 'champion' or the like are way too easily added by people looking more for clout and quite frankly, lying their arses off to make money.Which is something the genuine dog breeders I was talking about earlier take very seriously, its not about the money, if they can cover costs, pass on the next generation and keep their breeds in good order- often that's enough for those guys
>>65270805Fuck off. I've seen more than enough cases of American cops interpreting the action of not immediately complying with (often contradictory and unclear) instructions as an aggressive act worth the death penalty.
