File: corn-ingredient-popcorn-h(...).jpg (36 KB, 389x280)

36 KB JPG

>>65267647

File: file.png (201 KB, 640x640)

201 KB PNG

>>65267659
lol

>>65267647
We discovered using microwaves to heat food after some army technician had his chocolate melt in his pocket while inspecting/operating some radar equipment.

Also don't trust AI. 3/4ths of that shit's probably wrong.

Long term exposure also gives cancer.

>>65267665
What happened to his balls

File: oh-no-anyway (1).gif (540 KB, 640x318)

540 KB GIF

>>65267647
>golems literally get microwaved until they explode
good riddance

>>65267647
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea-based_X-band_radar
>The radar was described by Lt. Gen Trey Obering (former director of MDA) as being able to track an object the size of a baseball over San Francisco in California from Chesapeake Bay in Virginia, approximately 2,900 miles (4,700 km) away.[4][5]
>The radar never points at land for the safety of the inhabitants.
We should equip the BBG with a massive radar array that doubles as a directed energy weapon for frying small drones and enemy pilots.

>>65267688
>word explosion literally not even mentioned once
Meanwhile, muds literally blow themselves up every day

>>65267688
>>65267754
both are subhuman desu

>>65267680
Fuck idk go ask him

File: 1000_F_717486186_6dTN1WPS(...).jpg (214 KB, 1000x667)

214 KB JPG

>>65267760
>both are subhuman desu

File: snorkeller-whale_1611064i.jpg (80 KB, 620x479)

80 KB JPG

>>65267647
Fun fact. A sperm whale's echolocation clicks are so powerful they could theoretically kill a human at close range.

>>65267647
An F15 radar usually runs at 10/15kw (i might be wrong i have fairly poor nato aviation knowledge)
The original Saphir-25A mounted on the Mig-25P due to it's older tech (inaduqete tech) and need to cover vast distances was 800kw... Standard regulation for those before 89 when we still had them in bulgaria was to never run radar tests with people present in front of the aircraft or anywhere in the hangar but inside and behind cover lmao, they also used to have big protective canvas covers that labeled them as dangerous to humans and I was told the joke on the airbase was "The next step in technological advancement after the horse, in which you always have to go infront of it, is the Mikoyan Gurevich 25 where you can't go anywhere close to it"

File: 1781984683085627.jpg (143 KB, 956x1024)

143 KB JPG

do we realy need to turn every thread in a muzzie vs kike showoff?
like i got dozen of fpv drones of kikes getting exploded if thats the case, but a bit of modicum for the other user of the board would be appreciated

>>65267659
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A UFO?!

WE GOT TO INSTALL MICROWAVE OVENS

>>65267842
CUSTOM KITCHEN DELIVEREEeeeEEEeee

File: 1770405718287.gif (808 KB, 480x360)

808 KB GIF

>>65267680

>>65267787
imagine it just comes to say hello and it kills you

>>65267816
basedgarian

File: 5jo43w-2438400914.png (115 KB, 500x545)

115 KB PNG

>>65267816
When I was in the Air Force I was told to avoid standing in front of an aircrafts nose whenever possible so that the radar doesn't cook my balls and make it so I would only be able to have girl children.
They also told me to never key up a PRC-152 radio with it pointed at my balls because that will also give me cancer, and also to stay away from the Bulgarians when I was in Afghanistan because a group of them raped a male American for insulting them at the gym.
I don't know what to believe, but a lot of the guys I worked with had daughters so if it was fuddlore it checked out to me.

>>65268052
cant say bulgarian without arian

>>65267647
Stone burners should be outlawed

>>65267647
Electromagnetic waves are just that. They spread out and might interact with other atoms.
Ionizing radiation has more than 5eV per photon and can remove electrons from atoms which is very bad.
Is it more than 3eV it can break up molecules which can damage your DNA and shit.
If it is even less, energy can be absorbed and for example heats up an object. Depending on the wavelength it's absorbed on the skin (light, infrared) or can penetrate deeper (the longer the wavelength).
The more photons are sent (i.e. the more powerful the emitter is) and the more energy is absorbed by the object, the warmer it gets. A common missconception is that a microwave is somehow special for heating up objects because the frequency chosen is a resonance frequency for water. It is not. A standard microwave simply operates in 2.4 GHz because that is a free reserved bandwidth. A radar operates in the same range of bandwidths, just way more powerful than a normal 2KW microwave oven. Remember the serbs using open microwave ovens to jam plane radars? I remember.

>>65267647
Story time!
>be marueen
>training to be a mos 6332 (AV8B avionics technician)
>in class learning about radars
>AT3 teacher actually got lit up on the ground by a F18
>dead of winter yet he was getting hot and sweaty standing still
>wtf
>looks around
>looks back
>f18 with exposed radome and the dish happily tracking back and forth
>OH SHIT
>teacher had to spend a week under observation in the hospital
>no lasting damage but he has only daughters
So yeah.

>>65267688
Do you all like making shit up?

>>65267787
A full power active ping from an LA can kill you up to around 10 meters. It makes the water directly in front of the hull boil.
It can still blow your eardrums over 100 meters in front of it.

>>65267647
that's wrong though

>>65267688
Your skin looks like it was in the microwave too long

>>65267647
There's a safety switch you're supposed to have flipped when the ground crew is working that disengages all the radars (the altimeter and terrain follow radars too, not just the nose) but I don't think the F-16 could cook a dude, it's not that powerful. Probably just give him cancer.

>>65268548
Because?

>>65267647
DEWs soon

>>65268576
because it's according to AI

>>65267787
>Fun fact. A sperm whale's echolocation clicks are so powerful they could theoretically kill a human at close range.
That's not true at all, there are countless videos of divers filming whales using their echolocation and speaking to one another, and while it's loud as fuck, it's not enough to kill a person.

>>65268611
Apparently dolphins have a bunch of racial slurs for humans they say all the time.

File: 1679133806123932.png (1.34 MB, 1087x583)

1.34 MB PNG

>>65267647
>AI summary that uses Reddit as a source
>only one poster pointing this out

>>65268599
I can agree with this.

>>65268702
That shit drives me nuts. I try to avoid the A.I. overview, but whenever I do look at at it seems like half the time a large portion or even majority of sources are reddit.
There should be a way to exclude specific sources from results.

>>65268702
I was sure I saw more posts than that saying it, I thought it was obvious. Only thirdies tend to post the AI summary and go "that obviously settles it."

>>65268052
>I don't know what to believe, but a lot of the guys I worked with had daughters
It's well known that Radio and Radar operators/technicians very rarely have boys because the radiation does something to their sperm that makes it so that they're highly likely to have girls. I think there's been a few studies done on why that is, but I can't be bothered to look them up

>>65268718
And don't forget how they deliberately neutered their search engine to get people to use the AI.

>>65268762
I've noticed this
Google and YouTube search has become next to useless as of late.

>>65268728
Just wait until those devices are everywhere to try to reduce the White male population to a less problematic 0.

>>65267647
>Source
>Reddit: Deleted User
I can't wait for AI slop to start citing 4chan archives as creditable sources.

>>65268780
It used to be you could type in a snatch of song lyrics or part of a speech and it would instantly give you the right thing, now it has absolutely no idea. And even their AI has to have its "thought processes" fucked with so it can't draw problematic conclusions and become racist.

File: images (5).jpg (7 KB, 225x225)

7 KB JPG

>>65268782
>Yes, niggers do in fact tongue Anon's anus according to several experts

>>65268781
like phones?

>>65268797
so this is how it feels to be a Lovecraft protagonist and find out some eldritch forbidden knowledge that makes you go insane, huh.

File: IMG_7461.jpg (240 KB, 1080x918)

240 KB JPG

>>65267826
Still one of my favorite stories

File: IMG_8272.jpg (54 KB, 640x480)

54 KB JPG

>>65268137
>the teacher going for his morning walk

File: captcha.png (125 KB, 1322x469)

125 KB PNG

>>65268785
Rember when you never had to go past page 1 on Google?
Pepperidge Farm rembers.
>>65268790
Obligatory.

>>65268052
>>65268728
Y chromosomes are very smol and fragile, please understandu

>>65268782
Grok would be a good candidate.
>>65268785
Everytime it gives me some DEI lefty bullshit I report it as offensive/unsafe or not factually correct.

>>65268895
kek, gonna start doing this

>>65268826
Boffdeez

>>65268113
>remove kebab from oven
>point oven at goylem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c92aARdpGqI

>>65268822
lmao

>>65268845
How about not having to use captcha to do a basic google search?

File: warning-microwave-radiati(...).jpg (70 KB, 1300x956)

70 KB JPG

How do you think radar works?

>>65267659
fpbp.

>>65269068
They stuff the nose full of bats and give them inhaled stimulants.

>>65268895
I do this, but for rightoid propaganda that YT loves to boost.

>>65269110
Russian refinery status?

>>65269142
Blown up because commies lose to Ameritech loaned to Ukraine. Thanks Trump for sending it. Now that we've settled your deflection, how hard did you cry when that fat dyke choked on her own blood?

>>65269197
Not that anon, but:
>Trump sent anything to Ukraine that helped the refineries explode
Kek, he did not. All besides the starlinks on some of the drone types are Ukrainian/European in origin.
Also Trump is still actively withholding military aid to Ukraine for almost 2 years now, despite rulings by congress.

Trump delusional syndrome. I think it's about time you stop worshiping a retard.

>>65269248
I see you've embarrassed yourself and are pretending to be someone new now.
>All are Ukrainian/European in origin
Ah yes, the very well known French product, Le Himars, and the Bradleikrautensteinenshtauffen, built in Germany.

>>65269248
holy esl

>>65269248
>Also Trump is still actively withholding military aid to Ukraine for almost 2 years now,
Love how the Vatniks were gloating they were finally going to win their war of aggression after trump betrayed the ukrainans, and now they're doing cope like 65269142 pretending seeing their infrastructure destroyed is a good thing.
The absolute state of Putin and his shills here.

>>65268113
>2kw
Industrial nuke cookers maybe, the best of home units are rarely outputting more than 850 actual RF watts.

>>65268052
>and also to stay away from the Bulgarians when I was in Afghanistan because a group of them raped a male American for insulting them at the gym
That story is kinda of a Chinese whispers sort of thing, I’ve heard versions where the offending group are Albanian’s or Turk’s and even the reason why being different. From what I remember the story goes
>American soldier goes the wrong way on base and ends up in the Turkish showers
>”Oh hello fellow NATO soldiers, must of taken the wrong turn hahaha?”
Followed by Kurt Russel in South Park screaming “they’re raping me! They’re raping me!”

>>65267950
Didn't Star Trek use this as a movie plot?

>>65267647
>2 months underway as a passenger on a navy boat shit I’d broken my porn laptop and shit was getting dull so started going through any passageway without an officer or chief in it and on a nice day went climbing around outside and went over a couple danger fences and through a dead-end alarmed-door and poked my head out to see a big antenna a few feet away for a few seconds before a navy guy with big eyes a deck above me yelled down at me (couldn’t hear over the alarm) and I decided I was done trying not to be bored and went back to my rack after hiding in the other battalion over’s perpetually clogged shitters for a couple hours
Never heard anything about it so thankfully if I ruined anyones week it wasn’t my guys but felt brain funny for a few days. could have just been placebo though

>>65269895
That's called fear, you retard

>>65267647
Microwaving your dick gets it warmer than any pussy can

>>65269939
Nah. Wasn’t a woman. It was strong electromagnetic radiation.

>>65269967
>I almost got caught messing up and felt funny while hiding and shit
Nigga you was scared. Get your lily white ass back under the bunk.

>>65267680
Nothing. Microwaves are different than gamma waves.
Think of it like this: Microwaves vibrate water molecules (thus generating heat), gamma waves vibrate your DNA (thus generating cancer).

>>65269984
It’s called a rack and you don’t get under them, you overly-melanated, crescent-celled lipsmacker

>>65269278
What does himars have to do with the refineries? it's not 2023 anymore

In Japan, there was a superstitious treatment involving exposing feet with athlete's foot to surface radar antennas.

>>65267647
>I was today years old
This is literally R*ddit shit, the fuck are people opening threads with plebbit slang for

>>65270060
I dont want to get on top of your rack either you man kissing cry baby.

>>65267672
Oh that's just Chicken Little "sky is falling" BULLSHIT! Do you put your cell phone right next to your head? MICROWAVES!

>>65270181
You are supposed to rub garlic on them.

>>65269870
The story I heard was that an airman got into an argument with a group of Bulgarian guys at one of the gyms in Bagram for being loud or not racking their weights or something and called them faggots in the argument, so all the Bulgarians got in their van and found him walking back from chow, snatched his ass off the street, and took him to a cadillac where they sodomized him.
Could have been bullshit but those dudes were BIG and they always kept together in a group so who knows.
Not like the Mississippi National Guard who are confirmed deployment booty snatchers though.

>>65269996
I thought neutrons and gamma waves directly striking dna was incredibly rare and the real damage came from them hitting the nucleus, rapidly heating it causing a litany of problems

>>65270471
ionizing vs non-ionizing radiation

>>65270460
>called them faggots in the argument
>took him to a cadillac where they sodomized him
whats with this cultures and raping men to prove that youre not gay

>>65270185
havent been on reddit since i got banned for racism (saying that arranged marriages are primitive) almost a decade ago

>>65267787
It's not, but sonar, on the other hand...

>>65268663
>Apparently dolphins have a bunch of racial slurs for humans they say all the time.
I believe it.

>>65268663
based

>>65269099
Also morally justified