>hurr durr tasers are ineffective!APOLOGIZE
>>65278088Don't mess with cops
I've never once had my shirt off in a public setting and yet like 50% of publicfreakout videos include shirtless dudes.is there some correlation?
>>65278111It's that Randy Bobandy mentality
>>65278106That's not a cop
More trash spam.
>>65278088Did he lose his eyes?
>>65278088standard ego of a plate carrier wearing security guard
>>65278114a licensed security professional is essentially a cop>>65278124tell me you never worked security without telling me you never worked security
>>65278130
>>65278088>>hurr durr tasers are ineffective!Is that even a taser action though? Don't they shoot little spikes the current goes through? So basically he got metal spikes shot into his eyeballs. I don't think it'd matter even if there was no electrical current at all would it?
>>65278130>a licensed security professional is essentially a copmeanwhile>tell me you never worked security without telling me you never worked securityuh oh did i strike a nerve? i guess someone's gonna go use excessive force to stop a shoplifter!
>>65278111They say the heat makes people crazy.
>>65278147say it to my face spoiler alert: you won't
>>65278130Watch the ol' blood pressure there, Blart
>>65278130>a licensed security professional is essentially a cop>t.
>>65278130Uh oh Blarty melty
>>65278228they see more action than your larping ass
>>65278239Who's larping? Projecting much?
>>65278247project this
>>65278260>SECURITYlelAt least POLICE has the authority of law, what do you got, harsh words and getting an assault charge if I tell you to suck my dick and walk away?
>>65278088It appears to me that everyone in this video got what they deserved. Today was a good day.
>>65278276I can go hands on and detain people. I'm literally a cop
>>65278260>Larpbeast puts this on and thinks he's a cop while he protects a Walmart bathroomI STAND AGAINST DIARRHEA THEFT
>>65278297Security guard does not equal po you pathetic larping walnut brain
>>65278239Jidf pls go.
>>65278297Good luck with that.
>>65278088I could never be a cop. Been invited to be many times long ago. I tol' 'em sure as long as you don't mind rapos and chomos vanishing without a trace, sounds like fun. They offers died off after a while.
>>65278598Yeah, and I woulda joined up but I don' tell that drill sarn't I'd punch him out if he kept talkin' to me that way.
>>65278113mans gotta eat
>>65278088>fat retard thay couldn't cut it in football or education >get security job after high school >after shitty marriage and identity crisis become numb>love standing outside bathrooms getting hard for cunny I see you officer McPedopants >:( kys
>>65278088>hurr durr tasers are ineffACK!ftfy
>>65278111Low inhibitions and climate-cooked brains.Anyways, you should learn how to swim.
>>65278130Are you stupid?
>>65278130>a licensed security professional is essentially a cop>tell me you never worked security without telling me you never worked securitylmao fucking loser outs himself
>>65278643wtf?
the video looks gay cus theres no context but if it's all there is to it then the sec guard is a retard 1. the dude presented no actual danger other than making gestures from the other side of a counter 2. why the fuck would you tase someones face??? ???????????????????????????????
>>65278088Non-lethal priority list:1. Mace, always start with mace. 2. Weighted bludgeoning weapons.3. Brass knuckles.4. Wooden stick5. Taser, if you value poor reliability, limited effectiveness and high price, put taser first.
Isnt that bad for your brain?what happens if the electrodes hit your eyeballs?
WHY DIDN'T IT TASE HIM? Am I the only one who noticed this?
>>65279035And that's why he got arrested (part at 00:08). Minimum battery. Might be grievous bodily harm but I don't think he got him in the eye.
>>65279159Not sure if it's true of all tasers but some won't trigger a shock immediately. First you deploy the barbs, then you trigger the shocks.
>>65278849Mouth off to me IRL and see what happens
>>65278147>i guess someone's gonna go use excessive force to stop a shoplifter!Based. I wish security guards were allowed to take shoplifters behind the store and beat the shit out of the the males and rape the females top teach them a lesson. There's no crime epidemic in countries that do this.
>>65278602I know this is a meme, but has anyone ever actually punched a drill sergeant? It must happen sometimes.
>>65279316Lmao look at this little mentally ill faggot. What are you going to do? Use violence because someone hurt your feefees? Hope you do something stupid IRL and get your shit kicked in by REAL cops.
Just looked it up the security guard got charged with >assault with a deadly weapon>assault with a stun gun
>>65278260Are you fat?
>>65278297cops are legally allowed to kill you and get paid vacation for it.you are not a cop kek
>>65279332What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>65279159>>65279208If you look closely at the 3 second mark you'll see one of the darts failed to stick.
What a larping loser lmfao
>>65279339We have the right to self defense, idiot. Plus we can arrest if you get your Power to Arrest Certificate, you ignoramus
What kind of power tripping promethean retard tases someone point blank in the face because he can’t handle the bantz?
>>65279397I think it's the screeching retard in this thread claiming that Mall Cop == Real Cop
>>65279401>job is to literally POLICE a location and can detain, arrest, and use force>n..not a cop!Idiot
>>65279406You're right, you're not a cop
>>65279433Effectively a cop.
>>65279401You’re getting trolled, how new are you?
>>65279438>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>65279316u wot m8
>>65278088If i was carrying snd say that i would have blasted those cops.You cant shoot people in the face with tazer point blank with a wall between you both and him not even being aggressive.
>>65279438You don’t know what trolling is?
>>65278130bait/10
>>65279386>We have the right to self defense, idiot.Just like everyone else lol. I can call you a fat retarded larping faggot to your face and you can't do shit. Try pointing a gun or arresting over that and you'll get gunned down by real police you mindless Nissan Altima driving single mothered waste of genetic code.
>>65279438No, some retail security guards are often actually that fucking stupid. I've encountered several and seen Sheriffs go after one kek.
>>65278130I don't understand why people hate security professionals. It's hard work.
>>65278130security guards cannot make arrests. and thus is not a cop.
>>65278088This happened in Carlsbad, Ca. The non-White who did it, David Marquez, was arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon (yes, for all you no-guns newfags, a tasers can be considered a deadly weapon). NFW that this goon, the venue who hired this goon, and the company the goon worked for are not going to take it in the ass. This dude's gonna get a YUGE payday!
>>65279641$50,000,000 settlement in which he get 1/10th
>>65279316Is this bait
>>65279632Don't try to lecture me, child
>>65278130Look at this bitch of a larper who thinks he's the punisher
>>65279641The world is overrun with LARPing fucks these days.
>>65279647I wouldn't mind that sort of payday, as long as the dart only got him in the face instead of the eye.
>>65278088So now you are blind in one eye for life, you sue the shooter, just to ruin him, sue the shop onwer, just to ruin him/her and sue the mall for millions because they have the insurance. But, you are blind in one eye for life.
>>65279659Oh! I want this and a wallet version, too!
>>65279780That's not his fault, and if he actually has been blinded because the power tripping fat man sperged out with a taser he should sue them all for everything they've got to make up financially for the loss of an eye.
>>65279647>which he get 1/10thMore like 30% to 50%.
Security Guards are either chill and just there to watch cameras while eating a steak bomb or basically have the worst attitude a cop could have.
>>65279784>not his fault,Totally not his fault, he was victimized.
>>65279774What did bikebro even pick up that pissed off the stasi that bad?
>>65278088>ITThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg02678JHxI
>>65279647Getting five million dollars im exchange for an eye seems like a pretty good deal tbqh, never have to work again.
>>65278088looks like they're immediately escorting him to ICE recruitment center
>>65279774Lets be real if you haven't killed a man you're just a larper>but I'm a cop/military/fedDoesn't matter if you haven't killed someone
>>65279941>five million dollarsYou can't even retire on $5M, muchless live your whole life without working.
>>65278130Clock it
>>65279330I think they just unceremoniously call over the MPs and you get chaptered out.
>>65280040Where the fuck do you live?
>>65280029>Lets be real if you haven't killed a man you're just a larper>>but I'm a cop/military/fed>Doesn't matter if you haven't killed someoneIf you're a cop its far more respectable if you've made it to retirement without killing anyone. A cops job is to enforce public order and arrest people who have broken the law, not ventilate every sperg or low IQ retard that has a few beers and throws a melty.
>>65279786Not after the tax man gets his share ;).
>>65278297>. I'm literally a copYoure literally openly commiting a felony on a Honeypot board by claiming to be leo while being a mall cop. The worst part is you're so unimportant we won't even hear about you getting arrested for it. Sad.
>>65280179only if he makes use of his impersonationjust saying "I'm a cop" like a kid going trick-or-treating doesn't mean anything
>>65279437Fuck boys, we got Frank Trueblue up in this thread.>>65279438
>>65278297>detainnot>arrestkek you fudge packer
>>65278297https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen%27s_arrest#United_States
>>65278088The Axon course literally teaches you that the fucking DICK and HEAD are no no zones. Dumb fucks probably didnt even get certified.>inb4 dart to heartYes, and the chest area is high risk too but dont do shit that gets you (lawfully) tased then
>>65278130Bro...no...
>>65279621FUCK
>>65278113I’m getting drunk tonight Randy
>>65278130These civvies don’t understand. Ignore the haters. I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but Ill tell you what its no podunk mall either.I am a responsible citizen who has made the choice to carry at all times. I defend others. If something happens at the Mall then I would be the hero, not those of you who are making fun of me for no reason. Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job. They may have access to high-powered rifles. My job starts and ends at the same time every day. Although I use four rotating routes to drive to and from work, I am still vulnerable during the walk to and from my car. This is the time that I load up on the trauma plates because I DO NOT WANT TO BE SHOT DEAD!Also, someone said that my Tac Team doesn’t get training. Not true. We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God
>>65278297Listen, I don’t expect you civilians to understand the situation. But bear with me and I’ll see if I can pound it into you soft skulls.With the decay of society and the rotting away of the moral fiber of our country this world is getting more and more dangerous and down right mean. Who do you think protects you from the scum of this society??? The cops, the FBI, the army???Guess again, it’s the guys guarding your companies, your banks, your schools, your homes, your supermarkets, and yes smartass, even your malls. What good are the cops going to be if a shooter shows up at your workplace??? How about your kid’s school, remember Columbine? I’ll tell you what the cops will do, call the SWAT team and screw around trying to locate the front door for 30 minutes, while you or your children are shot down like prairie dogs at a drunken machinegun shoot.We are on site, when the cops are cruising around handing out speeding tickets or harrassing prostitutes. We risk our lives so you can go home to mommy at the end of the day and this is the respect we get??? Hell, I’d call some of us “heroes”, but I’m sure most of you juveniles don’t understand the meaning of such a Distinguished word.So go play Rainbow Six and frag some “tangos”, and tell your mommy to bring you some milk and cookies. Meanwhile, my ass is one the line so your fat butt can go to the mall and pick up the latest copy of “Computer Gaming Monthly” without getting jumped and sodomized in the mall bathroom.Stay safe! I got your back brother!
>>65278849He’s a rent a cop. Stupid is a compliment.
>>65280305absolutely anon.those fucking niggers are crazy not to mention the antifa types.it's too bad i dont have a security job cause if i did i'd carry a rocket launcher as my main weapon.rocket launchers are legal with the correct permits.
>>65278106that's not even a cop you bootlicking cuckold>>65278130lol
>>65280305>>65280314Semper Fi, Gecko45
>>65278111"I'm going to get into a fight, so I'm going to strip any loose clothing that can be grabbed, pulled over my head, etc". This is common street lore for how a proper gentlemen of the streets ought to behave in a streetfight. I believe actual martial artists agree with the common street wisdom, see gi vs no gi-jujitsu, although they'd all they'd tell you that if you have time to start stripteasing the opponent you probably be using that time to do something more productive like leaving the situation.Thing is, 100% of public freakouts involve at least 1 dumbass who is voluntarily making the choice to get into a fight, and has the time and forethought to make their preferred pre-fight preparations.Some drugs also cause feelings of being excessively hot in normal temperatures. Although those kind of people often just go butt-ass naked.
best thread this week
>>65280314>How about your kid’s school, remember Columbine? I’ll tell you what the cops will do, call the SWAT team and screw around trying to locate the front door for 30 minutes, while you or your children are shot down like prairie dogs at a drunken machinegun shootCan't believe some 14 year old kid on Glocktalk predicted Uvalde.
>>65280040You are retarded and I can tell you don’t even have a career
>>65280321Last year I made the decision to trust my life on the street to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.Here is the questions. The ducttape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18″ bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.
>>65280333Checked. Trips bless you for getting the joke
>>65280993>14 year old kid on GlocktalkNordic, pull your thumb out of your butt and listen to me:We are here to protect 14 year old boys like yourself, so you don’t get gang raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the “Silent Scope” game.By the way, we aren’t “seen” by the customers. We are low profile and only spring into action when we are needed.Even when we are “working” you will rarely see us drop the perp and take him in for questioning. We work fast and avoid publicity.BTW, I don’t used the platic POS HK. My team uses Colt R0933s. That’s a .223 select fire M4 commando with a 11.5″ bbl for those of you who don’t know s#!t about guns that aren’t on Rainbow Six. We cut down the stocks and PGs M4a1K “heli-crew’ style so that we can conceal them while we are “plain-clothed.” Other versions have KAC RAS w/ foreward grip, Trijicon ReflexIIs, Insight Tech. tac lights and visible lasers. Also have a couple 14.5″ bbl with Trijicon ACOG TA11, 3.5×35s for longer range work. Most of the “kit” selection is up to the individual operator and his specialties.Go back to your shoot ‘em up games, maybe you’ll learn something. Remember, real life, doesn’t have a ‘reset game’ option.
>>65281021>>65281143It's been a long time.
>>65280357I've been working at the doors of parties and concerts for 7 years, and one of the many general rules of nightlife trouble is: guys who make a show about it and take off their shirts before fights are the first ones on the ground in 99% of cases
>>65278088>>65278121>>65279178> Carlsbad police officers on patrol in the area responded to the spot after being flagged down by witnesses. The officers arrested the security guard, David Marquez, after watching video of the alleged assault. Marquez was then booked into the Vista County jail for assault with a deadly weapon and assault with a stun gun, both felonies. The victim was rushed to a trauma center, where he was treated for his injuries, the extent of which is not known.
>>65279609But enough about your childhood, nigfag
>>65278130Kek.Mall Ninja pasta dusted off.>I do not understand the “joke” or the “Rambo.” I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but Ill tell you what its no podunk mall either.I am a responsible citizen who has made the choice to carry at all times. I defend others. If something happens at the Mall then I would be the hero, not those of you who are making fun of me for no reason. Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job. They may have access to high-powered rifles. My job starts and ends at the same time every day. Although I use four rotating routes to drive to and from work, I am still vulnerable during the walk to and from my car. This is the time that I load up on the trauma plates because I DO NOT WANT TO BE SHOT DEAD!Also, someone said that my Tac Team doesn’t get training. Not true. We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.
>>65279774I understand that men are supposed to be top heavy. But those twig legs just got outrun by a 5ft tall midget.
>>65279621>It's hard workcome on nowit's not exactly forklift operating
>>65279774What's the tactical advantage of wearing a white cowboy hat during an occupation?
>>65278260from the thumbnail i thought that was a katanautterly disappointment
>>65278088homeslice just won the ghetto lottery
>>65278130> a licensed security professional is essentially a copA statement believed by nobody but security guards and the dumbest of grandmas.Not a single real cop I know thinks of security guards as remotely cops.
>>65279043the eye ball fluid evaporates, and because of the electric turns into nervous gas
>>65278130>people unironically took this baitThis website really is nothing but 65 IQ inbred brownoids from the slums of Kalkutta now.
>>65282531>deadly weapon and assault with a stun gun, both felonies.I only saw one assault with one weapon. How do DA's get away with these shenanigans?
>>65278260is this gonna be you in 10 years?
>>65279844Being brown got too close to whites simple as.Door Dash shit pay is for white trash only!
>>65286480They file several charges at you in the hopes that, even if they can't make the more serious one (deadly weapon) stick, they can still get you with the second one (assault with a stun gun). It gives the jury/judge more leeway into determining the "level of" guilt. It's kind of dumb, but the logical consequence of an adversarial legal system.
>>65279844Didn't have a back the blue sticker on his bike.
>>65286491an half decent lawyer could get him acquitted because no reasonable person would believe that is legit law enforcement gear
>>65286621True, but it's California, so he's getting charged with an illegally manufactured firearm, and presumably illegally possessing a firearm. (Who else but a felon would have a gun like that? )
>>65278174you're retarded. Try using one of those in my state if you're not a cop and see what happens to you.
>>65280357Yeah but what if they nibble on your nips as a surrender tactic
Lmao
>>65286644I don't care if they chew on a hundred million Japs, I'm not going to surrender
>>65280305>>65280314>>65281143I miss the arfcom posting
>>65278260lol I thought it was a katana from the thumbnail
Y'all should respect our private citizens keeping the peace in places where you buy your avocado toast and fancy mixed drinks, they may not be coppers but they can still shoot!-Sent from my iPhone via Tapatalk, ain't no 5 like 45!
>>65286491>There’s no way that’s a functioning zip gunI just noticed the spring and hammer set up and now I’m mystified that there was a person retarded enough to put this kit together but high functioning enough to make an improvised .22lr revolver.
>>65278130took this many posts to get to >>65280097>>65280204based dadders
>>65286703Heh
>>65279641>This dude's gonna get a YUGE payday!>>65279647>$50,000,000 settlement in which he get 1/10th>>65279786>More like 30% to 50%.You initially end up with 60% but that's only before all the OTHER ( ( ( entities ) ) ), who were "working" on this with your firm, dip their hand.50M - 40%(1st firm) = 30M (Loss of 20M)30M - 15%(2nd firm) = 25.5M (Loss of 4.5M)25.5M - 15%(Case Expenses) = 21.68M (Loss of 3.82M)21.68M - 10%(accounting firm) = 19.51M (Loss of 2.17M)19.51M - 0%(IRS and State governments, yes believe it or not they do not tax you for this) = 19.51M (No Loss)19.51M/50M = 39% You loss $30.49M.So ~$30,500,000.00 of you original $50,000,000.00 is taken from you, because.
>>65278130>a licensed security professional is essentially a copDepends where you're from
>>65278130lmao, piss off you fat fuck
>>65278260Where is your katana?
>>65287513It's funny because even with all that training, German, Australian, English and Canadian cops can't put a dent in their countries's rape statistics. Most of that training is probably death by powerpoint DEI brainwashing.
>>65287513They’re going to lower those standards in order to improve “community representation” in the police force. It’s funny to me that euros don’t realize the depressing education statistics from the USA are all a result of liberals trying to mollycoddle the exact kinds of “people” currently flooding into Europe.
>>65287547>>65287749americans when they're bad at a thing be like
>>65278297Two words: civil liability. You are civilly liable for any act you commit. This means you so much as touch me I can sue you civilly. Your job, employer, private property status where it occurs, doesn’t matter. You do not enjoy the protection of qualified immunity like an actual law enforcement officer. Violate my civil rights or commit a battery against me and watch what happens Mr. not a cop.
>>65279659You could immediately sue this guy in civil court. Security guards enjoy none of the legal protections afforded real law enforcement. Everybody remember this. They all know it too you can sue the shit out of security guards in civil court.
>>65287513>Canadian LEYou would weep. From what I can tell, Canadian cops are essentially "national"; they're assigned an area for a year or two and then reassigned. So you get these guys who are disconnected because they're from across the country,, undermanned because they assign like 5 cops to a vast swathe of wilderness with ~200 people, and unmotivated because people already hate them for being jackboots. Whatever you think of American cops, Canadian ones are all that and worse. Some hoserette will tase you with a Glock, and no one will open up an investigation or review bodycam footage- it'll be just another falsified record saying "he reached".
>>65278228Nice trigger discipline howeverthobeit
>>65278130>a licensed security professional is essentially a copBased over-confident retard
>>65278297Good luck with that. You even touch me and I am knocking your teeth out and then pressing charges against you and suing your employer.
>>65279844>stasikek your retards always give me a chuckle.
>>65278130Failed as a cop, fail again as a rent a cop.
>>65278088Big Brain Moment(tm)
>>65279774It's hard to see but inital rush cop slipped on a discarded plastic wrapper, this missed step might have just been enough :)
>>65287840Euros when they can’t disprove a point
>>65278088To the shirtless dude that was trying to talk shit out?
>>65284444Quads of truth. >Far too close for darts to spread>Aimed directly at eyes>No clear need for violence>Clear signs of distress>Video evidence>Hospital Records>Sunglasses at night. >Expensive establishment. Any rookie lawyer is going to have a Field Day with this.
>>65278106cute cops
>>65284349it's just for standard tactical homosexuality signaling
>>65287472>So ~$30,500,000.00 of you original $50,000,000.00 is taken from you, because.( ( ( they ) ) ) worked hard for it /sarc
You're all sick people.I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all.I put a curse upon you all.Fuck yamudda
>>65278228Shut up with adults are speaking
>>65284349Wide brimmed hats are ideal if you're tooling around outside in the sun for long periods of time.
>>65286635Your state sounds like a nanny state where only cucks like you live in
>>65286491
>>65278130Buddy I did part time work/study traffic and parking detail for two years. I had a badge in a town with population 9.3, and I'm more of a "cop" (not even close) than your PSN ass.PSN stands for what you think it does.
>>65288002>howeverthobeitretarded faggot
>>65287547How are cops supposed to fight rape statistics you illiterate monkey? Do you think they should stop more ongoing rapes? Arrest rapists before they commit rape? Are you as braindead as you sound?
>>65292569Cops in really slutty uniforms should act as bait, clearly.The Japanese have written many works of fiction on the concept.
>>65278130best bait I've seen in ages holy shit. fucking gem alarm
>>65292200Kek
>>65292569NTA but 3 pretty easy ways1. Actually arrest the niggers and sandniggers for the variety of other crimes they do, therefore preventing them from raping. 2. Stop getting in the fucking way when people want to clean up their own neighborhoods. 3. Stop raping people themselves. Are you a 45+ year old “conservative” or a cop?
>>65278111Drinking makes you hot. Not like that, the other one.
>>65278130>a licensed security professional is essentially a copit's fucking not. the cops were the guys arresting him at the end for aggravated assault and malicious wounding you fat gay fuck.
>>65278260>Super XXXXL sized
>>65283935>it's not exactly forklift operatingForklift Operators are the most powerful race in the world
>>65293227tfw expired certificate
>>65279774>>65279844>>65284349Omg go back.
>>65293280>Omg
>>65284349I'm not exactly sure, but I believe white hats reflect light better than darker hats, so a white hat makes more sense if it keeps you cooler.