It is my contention that military uniforms should be designed with one primary purpose - to make the wearer feel that he is attractive to women. This would boost morale an increase recruitment. Actual practicality should be secondary to this. Consequently we should return to the peacock uniforms of the 17th-19th centuries. There, I said it.
>>65283833Soldiers without silly hats are no soldiers at all. Prove me wrong.
>>65283833A practical uniform is also usually a good-looking uniform. The only time that wasn't the case was the weird penis helmets worn by East Germany.
>>65283856we should return to Shakos. The Russian ones were the most chadly.
>>65283833Grand Admiral Thrawn was also objectively correct in this obsession.
With the widespread use of drones, thermal, night vision, etc.; coupled with infantry actually having to introduce colours back onto uniforms in order to distinguish friend from foe in a multicam soup, I say the age of camouflage is over, the age of drip has come (again)
Soldiers only fuck prostitutes so it doesn't matter how attractive their uniform is.
>>65283992OP never said it should actually be attractive, only that it should *feel* soalso if you knew anything about prostitutes you'd know that they will play along
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>>65283833Soldiers only attract blue collar women at best and absolute white trash commonly. It’s not an enviable lot in life
>>65283886Nope. That is not a given. The US Army field uniforms from WW2 to Vietnam war were sloppy looking but were very practical.
Its supposed to flex on other armies.Pussy can be aquired on the field like anything else.
>>65284774yes
>>65284779Have you seen the state of white collar women recently?
When the troops have time to get pussy (on leave) they put on their issued pussy-getting uniforms (full dress) and get pussy (inveterate whores)
Yes
>>65286371>attractive to womenThese Spaniards are gay.
>>65286377And?Women are not less attracted to gay men, anon.It's quite famously the reverse. I've played up campness to get laid and it works.
>>65286377>>65286394
>>65286423I have no doubt she gets a lot of pussy too.
Should women wear uniforms that are attractive to men? The answer is obviously yes, right? In which case it's obvious it sdould be the same for men.
>>65286448>Skin tight jodhpurs >Cover the ass with a long coatGod dammit
>>65286483Sexy isn't about what you reveal, it's about what you conceal.
>>65286377Studies have suggested that men who get a bit "gay" with it are actually more popular with women. Taking care of your looks and flaunting whatever you have, while also being a bit quirky and experimental with your fashion, speaks of a healthy confidence and self-image. That you're genuine and bold enough to break a few rules to be so!Of course, you need to actually have the guts and moves to match your looks. But that is a chicken-and-egg affair. One can develop such sides of one's personality, and dressing the part helps immersing oneself breaking established habits.Anyhow, my point is that people appreciate individuals, who clearly make an effort to be themselves, not some socially or psychologically imposed character archetype. Like what's assumed to be "masculine" or "man", in this case. It's a literal meme. And so is being afraid of such nonsense as being perceived as "gay" by some hypothetical other. To the latter I say, so what? It actually gets the girls. Ha!
>>65283833My girlfriend thinks I look good in my multicam uniform
>>65283891>The Russian ones were the most chadly.Letsz agree to disagree.
>>65286448Riding Breeches > yoga pants
>>65286574It's the peacock effect.
Yeah
Just be huge, then anything will look good.
>>65287097To be fair to him the Japanese guy looks like a chad as well.
>>65283833Uniforms have always been designed to be attractive to men.
>>65287097>>65287805>To be fair to him the Japanese guy looks like a chad as wellHe looks like Kim Kitsuragi
>>65287097He kinda looks like a Jap Vining
>>65287097>Germany and Japan shaking handsOh no, here we go again!
>>65287067What makes slavic bolshevism aesthetics so unbeatable?
>>65284779>t. desk jockey You forgot to tell us about yourself, I took care of it though
>>65286371That's really fucking gay
Blue and gold like the post Civil War period. Come on Donald, you know you want to.
>>65287097>This time WITH America!
>>65289395They were extremely skilled at propaganda. Not even the Nazis were this clever, and the Nazis were really fucking good.
>>65289517>>65289395>>65287067Delusional
>>65287067What is it about slavic bolshevism that makes them look like absolutely impoverished clowns?
>>65287067There’s no woman who could resist that look without getting dangerously wet
>>65287805Yeah theres no way youre not getting some tail with that level of confidence. Probably one of the few japs left whos getting laid
>>65287067>>65289395>>65289517Neger, bitte.
>>65283833>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Tongue is missing as usual>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him>Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot">"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir">A few battles happen on the way to the objective>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively>They fuck>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT SIR">Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe>Ducos appears>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis">"Bloody Ducos">Battle happens>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun>Wellington arrives>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again">Sharpe and his men march into the sunset>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
>>65292363Wet with sweat, because her family has already been tortured into implicating her to crimes she didn't commit. Wet with the sweat she'll pour in the gulag.Tankie retard
>>65289468We need kevlar stetsons as our standard issue headwear
>>65293143This.
>>65283833i have worn one. i wish i was better read before i wore one because better men than me made the same observations i made. Smedley Butler is the recent era best take on this but the guy that wrote "things they carried" has an interesting take as well. Defense of a nation has its place but like political power, it cannot stand on its own in present day. regarding the 'pussy magnets', you have to be on leave for that to work. what happens in war zones is coercion, what happens on base is adultery. having read the replies, i hope we meet on opposite sides.
