Most comfy footage of the war yet.2 FP-5 hit Titan-Barrikady, Volgoradhttps://files.catbox.moe/qnnt94.mp4
>>65289696those birds really do blow up hard
>>65289702They carry a literal ton of explosive. Not a figurative ton, but a literal ton.
>>65289696The last time that factory complex was hit was back in WWII, wasn't it? And now it's getting wrecked again, with totally-not-V1 missiles.
>>65289710After I made the thread I realize the file name should have been:>v1-hits-london-1943-ai-colorize.webmOpportunity lost
>>65289696S-300’s POV
Pretty good "turret" toss, Russian infrastructure behaves a lot like T-72s.
>>65289720Is this toss?
>>65289706like a metric ton?
>>65289696anyone have a translation of what he's saying?
>>65289696>picturesque sunset>a buzz bomb majestically sails through the air, then gracefully descends and fills the screen with joyous happenings>delayed muffled sound of explosion>the only bad thing I can say is that it was over too soo- oh wait, there goes another oneComfy indeed. One thing that could improve it would be audible buzzing sound.
>>65289806Oh wait no, I had volume down, it does have a quiet jet sound.
>>65289794Something like>it's a flamingo rocket>oh fucking shit!>it hit>shit, there goes another one!Add cyka blyat to taste.
>>65289696what was tossed into the air, the FP5 wing?also does anyone keep record of the highest ones of this war?also do only surface to air tosses count or is air to air also viable?
>>65289852The highest is the moscow refinery lid toss. By far. The scale is just so much bigger than anything else.
>>65289862
>>65289696>shit&sticks V1 2.0 cruise missile, engine stolen from a Aero L-39 Albatros, warhead is a FAB1500 freefall bomb>Russia's largest and most important missile plant during daylight hoursit's gonna be so much fun when this fat fuckers start hitting in industrial quantities
>>65289696
>>65289852>the FP5 wing?possibly a rear fin
>>65289873>it's gonna be so much fun when this fat fuckers start hitting in industrial quantitiesWe are working on that.
>>65289696Beautiful
Daamn this is some nice KINO of that strike. Probably the second best clip after the majestic turret toss in Moscow. Shame the zigger couldn't keep the camera steady for the last boom.
>>65289737A literal metric tonne.
>>65289696Eastbound FlamingoFinds nesting place at sunsetSummer fireworks
>>65289911She seems to be of a much healthier weight here...guess the pork tushonka MREs are arriving in greater numbers these days?
>>65289714>1943Anon pls
2 because its enough? or 2 to see if it works? why not 3 or 5?
>>65290382There were 5. 2 were lost somewhere along the way and 3 hit the target. This video doesn't show the 3rd though, but there is footage of it. Don't have it at hand though.
>>65290382Pic related is the end result: 2 is plenty. Presumably the second is just in case the first one has trouble with the roof.
>>65290391ah good. 5s a nice number>>65290392dang skeleton of a factory
>>65290382>>65290391Found it, I believe this is the 3rd hit, at least based on the smoke. The 3rd one was lagging behind the other two so it wasn't caught on OPs video.
>>65290406>3rd one lagged behind but made itAwww it's like Homeward Bound
>>65290406nice 3/5shit if all 5 hit god damn.
>>65289933>nose down>call it a night
>>65289873>engine stolen from a Aero L-39 Albatros, warhead is a FAB1500 freefall bombis that really what it is?>>65289696fucking hell it really is that slowno wonder it's that cheap
>>65290491>fucking hell it really is that slowYet we don't know what air defense is doing
shame they hit it on the weekend unlike the semiconductor factory
>>65290491>is that really what it is?basicallyalthough I do believe they're making purpose-built warheads these days
New Voronezh satellite pics dropped, holy shit that place got fucked. Beautiful bomb placement.
>>65290515>Ivchenko turbofanhilariousif you think about it, they really actually did the turbofan equivalent of An-2s loaded with high explosive that Norktard keeps banging aboutwe've seen Toyota technicals for ground combat. now we're in the nigger-rigged cruise missile age made from the air equivalent.
>>65290531That production capacity can be replaced in two weeks, tops. >That's how long it takes to get the contracts drawn up to transfer Manchuria back to ChinaStill two weeks.
>>65289873>shit&sticksit's called dendrofecal architecture
>>65290531The fun part is that russians acknowledge only six people getting killed in that factory, while locals leak online in comments that around three hundred people actually died. In between the censorship and propaganda on RU 2ch (such as "such a factory can't even fit 300 people!!!1111"), the consensus is that the spouses of the rest took money and signed an NDA, which is a common thing.
>>65290507>300 people dead Did the strikes occur during a shift change or something? Better yet, does Russia not have air raid sirens in its cities? Because neither St. Petersburg or Moscow had air raid sirens going off when Ukrainian missiles were flying over those two cities
>>65290515I personally love how missiles have gone from slapdash proof-of-concepts into state of the art R&D that costs millions per shot, and back into cheap slapdashery as everyone remembers that quantity has a quality of it's own. Crazy the amount of shit you can get away with when computers get small, disposable and good enough to aim things.
>>65290501Blowing up thier own fuel tanks apparently.
imagine being a smug medieval lord and seeing this shit happen to your castle
some more kino
>>65290728>Did the strikes occur during a shift change or something?It doesn't need to. Manufacturing in russia is overstaffed for many reasons, both technological, historical and cultural.
I love the seething zig zog here going nuh uh like we can't see the videos of russia getting turbofucked
>>652907943 days SMOEverything is going according to plan
>>65290730>>65290751>posting hard to earn his rubles
>>65290794A wave of missiles and drones were launched into Russia about 8 hours ago. So the shills probably got their marching orders relatively recently
>>65290815You'd think itd just be standing orders at this point with the nightly bombings
>>65289873>L-39loved flying this shitbox in DayZ, now Russians get to play DayZ in real life.
>>65290560>>65290531Nothing a couple of guys and a bag of sand can't replace. Semiconductors are just sand after all
>>65289696>comfyDoesn't /pol/ have a special thread for such happening in Russia?
>>65290740In-between: ex-Russian nation trying to go NATO
>>65290758What was the target?
>>65289794>Fuck, that's a fucking Flamingo!>That's fucked! Shit!>That's fucked.>*Birds singing*>*Explosion*>*Car alarm goes off*>Motherfucker, the guts! (metaphorically I guess, because shit got blown apart?)>Shit, another one! Holy fuck!>*Jet engine zooming past*>Damn, damn, it's going in!>Bastard. Well, fuck you! *closes window*
>>65289696>Russian /k/ommando can recognize Flamingo missile in flight
>>65290885Somehow, pedophiles from that one /pol/ thread don't find this comfyNow, posting about cartoon children all day...
>>65290025Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'We gonna do what Trump says cant be doneWe got a long way to fly and a short time to get thereI'm eastbound, just watch those ziggers cry
>>65290758>is it a bird?>is it a plane?>well whatever it is, its heading straight for that fracking tower
>>65290730>culture war imageRussian aids faggots couldn't be more transparent if they tried.Watching things blow up in Russia makes me harder than hating trannies ever will.Laughing at russian soldiers get droned feels so much better than calling trannies faggots.You have no power here anymore. TZD is an all encompassing goal.
>>65290947>pizda>the guts!>t. least homosexual Russian
>>65290947>*closes window*Notmyproblem.gif
>>65290392Trouble with the roof or that very lucky lone Russian AD crew who is actually sober.
>>65290947>Well, fuck you! *closes window*L M A O
>>65289696Look how chill that flamingo is.
>>65290728Air raid sirens are prohibited to avoid loss of faceThey're there, and they work, the local authorities just aren't allowed to use them
>>65291201>They're there, and they work,Proofs?
>>65291210I have it in good authority.
>>65289706that seems a bit excessive when the target is already filled with flammables.
>>65291222no such thing as excess when it comes to tzd
>>65291201This
>>65291201Maybe they should just hire crowds of people to run around the streets making whooping noises and blowing vuvuzelas whenever a drone is spotted to make it less embarrassing for them?
>>65289696someone in america posted this on X under the video.
>>65290730Hey Anonski, could you tell us the current cannibalism rates in Crimea and the predicted percentage rise when the Russian Armed Forces pull out on 18th August and abandon the civvies behind?I only get rumours from around the colonel-major level and what I hear is pretty spicy, but since you get a list of the actual facts so you know exactly what not to talk about, you can just give us a straight answer on this.It's not like the boss is going to check what you've told us or even care; and wouldn't it be better to get the actual facts out there without me making up random bullshit and making your work even harder?
>>65291262>orchestrate a coup>install a puppetthey're still going with that huh
>>65291272Thats really just the tip of the schizo-iceberg in that post, jfc. Its like reading Tulsi Gabbards shitposting
>>65289696>Who's in charge here? Where is the air defense?
>>65290757>1026: Watching with a sense of impending doom as the one-tonne rock blocks out the sun before crashing down on your head.>2026: Watching with a sense of impending doom as the one-tonne missile blocks out the sun before crashing down on your head.>3026: Watching with a sense of impending doom as the one-tonne Orbital Drop Pod blocks out the sun before crashing down on your head.
>>65291262>if water isn't wet then akshully this... Tiring russian lies.
>>65290758>>65289696There's just something so majestic about these larger drones. They are just so smooth and graceful as they dive into an attack compared to the smaller ones that zip about like a spastic housefly.
>>65291278>war never changes
>>65291262>Literal rewording of the American-Mexican SMO copy-pastaI don't think I've seen anything original from them since early 2023. It's just beyond pathetic at this point man. I'd pity them if they weren't so cartoonishly evil.
>>65290730d'aww, little zigger is mad.>n-nafohow did those guys mindbreak you so hard, they're literal redditors and they're too afraid to even come anywhere near this site, yet they gave you such PTSD that you see them everywhere?
>>65289696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU
>>65290947>>Bastard. Well, fuck you! *closes window*Me with my next-door neighbor every day.
>>65290885Reminder that /uhg/ was first and /chug/ was cope when the first invasion stalled.
>>65289933Live is short... ... let's go out with a bang!>>65290392offcial death toll numbers are low.. too low, I heard.
>>65291277
>>65291299>I'd pity them if they weren't so cartoonishly evil.Well put and I'm stealing that.
>>65291222the more the merrier
>>65290997
>>65289696I wonder what Bomber Harris would say if he could see this now?
>>65291777Probably something abour reaping the whirlwind
>>65291745>FP-5? that's not a cruise missile!>it's a glide bomb! with style!
>>65291286>There's just something so majestic about these larger drones. They are just so smooth and graceful as they dive into an attack compared to the smaller ones that zip about like a spastic housefly.Condor vs colibri
>>65291262Absolutely brainless take combined with shameless lying. As expected from a Ztard.
>>65290392she'll buff out
>>65290758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtEljxur6eI
>>65291201this. back when i was in russia they were testing sirens periodically.
>>65291286The funny thing is, those Flamingo's are literally a fucking busLike if someone drove a 6000kg, 50ft long bus just rocking along, doing its own shit until its time to kill everyone in that particular part zig-zog land. Russian AA and border security is at best a 'suggestion'
>>65294505What porn film is this?
>>65294515Deeper Dnieper Denial by Mr Budannov
>>65294515Budanov Blasting Couch>>65294505>do you find it wisible, Mr Budanov>when I say the name>Vatnikus>Dickus
>>65294505>>65289696God damn I didn't realize those things are THAT bigturns out a 40ft long explosive tube is damn effective at blowing up stuff, no shit
>>65294583Turns out that size DOES matter (when making ziggers scream)
>>65294505>Flamingo's are literally a fucking bus>a fucking busYou mean, like, a... bang bus?
>>65294599 Fake Taxi is taken by Russian contract recruiters
>>65294505I guess there are two kinds of bussification.
Since the warhead weight includes the casing, the ratio of the explosive charge is a point of interest; however, cruise missiles also benefit from the incendiary effect of any remaining fuel.
>>65294630anon >>65289873 said the warhead originally was a FAB-1500 so that's 700 kg or 1,500 lbs of high-explosive filler
>>65294505
>>65289706The warhead is a metric ton. Only ~40-45% of that is explosives; the rest is the steel casing, because they're using a fragmentation bomb as the warhead.
Ask and roll and you shall receive your answer.
>>65290997>is it a bird?>is it a plane?>well whatever it is, not my problem *closes window*
>>65290758>>65294342>"Surprise!">*zigger confetti*
pools closed due to raids
>>65295527Oh wise Budanov.Should I marry my girlfriend from the Chernivtsi oblast?
>>65295583O Бoжe мiй!
>>65295527Tell me Buddi, any plans on hitting Norilsk. As a joke?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norilsk#Pollution
>>65295598what a shame. I was hoping to find out how much ecological damage it would have caused.
>>65295613Buddi told me its because its more damaging to Russia for it to continue to exist unassailed.
>>65295598>Norilskno one would fucking notice.
>>65295527Budda, will we see a proper Mad Max event in Crimea?
>>65289706>Cruise Missiles carry very large conventional payloadsShocking
>>65290049>She seems to be of a much healthier weight hereShe's just regained her appetite and is sleeping better these days.
>>65289862>The highest is the moscow refinery lid toss. By far. The scale is just so much bigger than anything else.I feel like there should be a weighting factor for the mass of the tossed object too, though now that I think about it, I'm not sure how the mass of a tank lid compares to a tank turret.
>>65295677>Yes
>>65289710>The last time that factory complex was hit was back in WWII, wasn't it?By stukkas apparently; some ziggers were seething, or maybe they were actually self-aware Russians ironically seething to highlight the impotence of the simian czar, I think the latter was actually the case but they were being careful to phrase it in Z-approved terminology.
>>65295677Oh fuck yeah!
>>65295677
>>65295754That doesn't look like something I'd want near my anus and I'm ok with being fucked in the arse under the right circumstances.>multi grabWhat the fuck does that mean in this context?
>>65295527Based Budanov, will Russian casualties exceed three million by wars end?
>>65295890>>multi grab>What the fuck does that mean in this context?
>>65295922I am no closer to understanding and I own sex toys without English text on their packaging.
>>65289862But that was russian AD, so russians wins againcheck mate hato
>>65295985
>>65290557Not quite; i advocated a modernized PO-2 fleet with modular airframes that could be used as buzz bombs not AN-2s.
>>65295527Will we see Ukrainian drones hitting Russian nuclear silos/TELs/bases?
>>65296298Boring and reasonable.
>>65295527Will we see more videos of crying fish-lipped Natashkas?
>>65296311>dubsOh boy, I can't wait to see the crying zigroid women.
>>65295527Will we get to see OF content being made while waiting for fuel, with fuel being the payment?
>>65289696Where can I find footage of ukies getting blown up or is the war extremely one sided? Where do the vatniks hang out
>>65297137I got you homie:>>>/y/
>>65295527when I am fucking my girlfriend from Schleswig-Holstein and she keeps screaming in ecstasy telling me I score 9, should I try to improve my score and fuck harder?
>>65295527Will the Russians psyche themselves into abandoning Kherson or Crimea because of their paranoia over a potential Ukrainian beach landing in either of those Oblasts? >>65297263Better start working on that bub
>>65295581>I warned you about pissing in the pool, but you had to test me
>>65295527dear magic budaball, will I find love this year?
>>65295677>>65296311>>65297277>DAMN YOU, CRASH BUDANTICOOT!
>>65295527Can he peel through the entire war?
>>65295735The tank roof is probably heavier. A 20m diameter tank roof in 6mm steel plate will be more than 16 tonnes.
>>65297363Yes he can. Putin can't touch him because Xi and Kim will bury Putin (in a literal sense) if he touches Lukashenko.
Assume Russia collapses/is wracked by an upheaval of some sort. Will Xi be able to protect Luka or is he likely on his own?
>>65289696Why did they strike it at night? Kinda missed opportunity.
>>65297471he is on his own, but he's a little better at navigating bad situations than putin, i can see him taking a deal with western glowies where he keeps living a life of luxury but loses his political power. he wouldn't like it, but i think that he's much more capable than putin of seeing when he's at the end of his rope.
God damn the gas lines are getting big, love it.
>>65297516What is it with Russia and getting stuck in traffic? This is just like the kiev convoy of 2022