>walk into your gun storage room>see thisWhat do you do, /k/?
>>65298712You already know.
>>65298712I rape her, consensually of course.
Eggs
>>65298718It's not rape when you're both screaming NO!
>>65298712*licks feet*
>>65298723Exactly.
>>65298712I understand everything and start measuring the eggs, she's probably hungry
Well I’m married so I follow the will of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and tuck a pillow under her head and spread a blanket over her respectfully. Seriously guys. Okay. Let’s be mature and respectful here.
>>65298712I wonder whose house I’m in.
>>65298782Same, my gun area is my garage, so first question is who the fuck put carpet in the garage.
>>65298712die of cringe
>>65298712WHERE TEH FUCK IS MY FAL
>>65298712Get out of my house you junkie bitch! Where'd I put the narcan? I am NOT getting sued for this shit.
>>65298712Use her to become a failed guntiddy tuberhttps://youtu.be/RVmGDB-VBIU?si=NduXOueZLkRK9q4X
>>65298712But this is not my beautiful wife...
She got some big ass calves
what was the story behind feeding her the eggs again? I forgor
>>65298848My God, what have you done?
>>65298712Strangle foid, clean up gun room, put dead hooker in dead hooker storage, shower and masturbate, and then go play some Warthunder.
>>65298909how many .webms do you have of this?
>>65298909they really put so much effort into hiding her magnificent honkers
>>65298712carry her to the guest room, tuck her into bed, get her an electrolyte rehydration drink and paracetamol for the inevitable hangover, and then fuck her tits off
>>65298712your dolls need better outfits.
>>65298712I immediately commit seppuku for framing that garbage.
>>65298722>>65298740>>65298913>>65298909>>65298931Fellow homosexuals of an advanced age.
>>65298920>outfitsOr none.
>>65298863> ...for you
Goddamn it Tabitha! I told you those mai tais were made strong!
>>65298712Is that mp5 full auto?
>>65298782nigga got that flying v
>>65298795It's her bro, your FAL turned into a woman.
>>65298712She has to eat all of the eggs.
>>65299122My money is an Explorer
>>65298817Imma need sauce, Boss.
>>65298712Putting on my robe and wizard hat.
>>65298712Fart in her face.
>>65298716Canada and France basically Knighted the stupid cunt responsible for this retardation.
>>65298909so they rape her at the end? They didn't need to put that scene in
>>65298712bulky white women nice
>>65299481The Girl Who Escaped 2023, Lifetime movie.
>>65299556No, they force her to change the tanks antifreeze, it's a disturbing scene representing the brutality of war
>>65299599Man lifetime makes some real art
>>65298712Turn off the airconditioning to make her sweat. She will wake up and leave.
>>65298712*unzips dick*
>>65298876So i was walking home from my Mcjob whe I seen this girl lying passed out on a bench, covered in vomit and I knew from the smell she was alcohol poisoned so I carried her up to my apartment to sleep it off and I knew when she woke up her body would need protein and fat and obviously a lot of water because, hangover, so in the morning before she woke up I cooked a big bowl of hardboiled eggs and got a large bottle of water from the fridge and set it on my coffee table as she was waking up.I was there, saw it happen.
>>65299635Why does you dick have a zipper?
>>65298712Ask who the fuck she is and who's house are we in. Then kill her since she's an intruder and rape her because she's hot, then eat her because I'm hungry
>>65299662Honorary Hebrew
>>65298920Genuinely not sure if that's a life-size doll or a BJD with a miniature gun. I think it's a BJD?
>>65298896>Have access to dead hooker>Choose to masturbate?
>>65298913These are driest scrambled eggs I've ever seen in my whole life, they might as well be dehydrated scrambled eggs for an MRE packet. Fucking sad.
>>65299662Are you Chinese?
>>65299742Hungry Hungry Wumao.
>>65298712roll up the body in the carpet, wait until 4AM smash in a car window and shove it in and then throw couple of cans of gas and oil; mix and light it
>>65299866Rude.
>>65298712Take MP5, gtfo!
>>65298712Use her as my pillow and fall asleep.
>>65299954Aww, comfy anon now has 2 pillows and doesnt even know it.
>those shit taste paintingsi steal the weapons and fart on her face before leaving
>>65299523>Fart in her face>>65299987>fart on her faceWhat is it with you sickos?
>>65298712make sure all my funs are intact and the female lying on the floor isn't one of them that got caught in a magical girl fight.
>>65300003>doing an inventory, serial number check before helping her into a comfy lace teddyHelp her, you brute.
>>65299987Based
Those aren't my guns. How did they get there?
>>65298817I thought this was Shane Gillis at first and now I'm disappointed it's not.
>>65298712You must eat.... ALL THE EGGS
>>65298712think "who put all this cringe garbage in my room?"
>>65299705Looks more like a silicone body than BJD.The face kind of looks like what you'd find on a sex doll, but sure, they make them 1/6 too.
>>65298712Ugly old whore trespassing in my home, surrounded by firearms? I'm shooting first and asking questions never.
>>65299742No, I'm hungry
>>65298896Ah yes, the desert punk strategy
>>65298712Got a better pic of that work bench? Looks like the perfect setup for a gun room.
>>65298712Probably break and on my knees and start crying that I'm actually a home owner, like damn I made it
>>65301138What, are you fag? It doesn't even have a wine rack.
>>65298778welp, I'm fuckin this guy
>>65298712see if penis hopefully
>>65301182I'll say she have a quite nice rack and you can pour wine over these by yourself if that is your fetish...
>>65301200Faggot
>>65299653Sad, but true.
>>65301229ok a feminine penis
>>65298712>why is there ammo everywhere>why is my bit set open>why are my guns all over the place>why did you take the optics off my shit>why is my reloading bench disorganized>no you can't leave, not until you help me clean and organize this mess you've made>no, you cannot have any eggs
>>65301305You know that women exist, right?
>>65301514
>>65300020I assure you as a single 20 something year old male I do not have a set of lingerie set aside specifically for this purpose.
>>65299654he wasn't born into a jewish family and still has it.
>>65298712
>>65301514Bullshit I’ve never seen one
>>65301029her optics were installed by the Navy.
>>65299714Wise men take the safe route without having to learn the hard way.
Ask her if she's ok and offer her a glass of water
>>65301707>falling for itThirstiest one here.
>>65301664hiding such massive honkers should be a crime. go ahead and put the rest of her in a hole but leave those tits on display
>>65298712Rape and kill.R and R
>>65301514Yes strong independent trans women, of course, You seem to shorten it in a cute colloquialism.
>>65298712Check for booby traps.
>>65301186Hey hey hey. Let’s make some good choices here bud. Mkay? Let’s do better.
>>65301514Not on the Internet.That's just common knowledge.Everyone here is a dude. No exceptions.Doesn't matter if they post tits or Sharpie in pooper, they're all dudes and feds.
>>65298712Grab label maker, ammo can labels, go full OCD. Babe will be moist when she awakens.
Someone mentioned eggs?
>>65298712I wonder if she fits in that rifle bag
>>65301664That’s not what people mean by “sweeping your problems under the rug” as apt as it is
>>65301029I was thinking 1/3rd scale when I said BJD. The face looks like a lot of resin dolls and the pic makes it look smaller than real person scale but it's hard to tell. The rifle also looks a little too perfect for a real one, plus it's an exact SBR replica of a Mk18 so an anon would be less likely to have a real one like that.
>>65302060>justifying a false assumptionYou reach too far. Accept the L.
>>65302060could be this one if you change the wig, even the chair would match
>>65301905Need more 5.56 and less pistol ammo.
>>65298712Check for a filed serial number, then get out my kit in lieu of manufacturing residue or packing grease. Put her on the rack when everything is clear.
>>65302423Since when do women come with serial numbers?
>>65302480There can be only one.
>>65298712Hunt down the gypsy who left his art collection near my guns
>>65302824Gypsy tears are a potent magic to be sure.
>>65301704Everclear and a turkey baster.
>>65302941That will not kill the STDs.
>>65298712I would shout "rent's due.">>65298769>>65298805>>65298814>>65298817More than one way to get an egg in there. See image source.
>>65299625In my experience, women will wake up and complain if the bed is cooler than the surface of the sun. You'd have much better odds making it even colder.
>>65303215>i don't know>but I've been told>eskimo pussy>is mighty cold
>>65303195Thank you for reminding me of that disgusting animation anon, cheers.
>>65303195>that bandingJesus Christ, get yourself a better encode.
>>65298712I cook the eggsAll of them.
>>65298712Detonate the suicide vest
>>65302480At least since the '30s
https://youtu.be/u3oexvo6G-0?is=ehu1Ji3qS1BVX2J2Y'all think this tranny is genuinely autistic or just pretending.
>>65304412classic, does anyone have the full GIF. version saved?
>>65304464I only have the strips, haet reading gifs, they always have the wrong pace.
>>65304468that artist's thinly veiled hatred for men has always been funny to me. wants to hate men but can't help but put dicks on his/her girls in drawings.
>>65301664based gord
>>65298782Imagine the smell.
This is a stupid threadThere will NEVER EVER be a woman in my house, except maybe a female cop doing a check in that finds my brains splattered on the wall
>>65304989>except maybe a female cop doing a check in that somehow ends in my brains accidentally splattered on the wallFtfy lol good luck bro
>>65304993>implying female cops can actually hit anything
>>65304989>welcome to the genetic END OF THE LINE for a loser incel who is so incompetent at reproduction he copes that it's his choiceHilar.
>>65304998They can when it’s an accident. You didn’t see the Toronto shooting kek?
>>65304998>femcop draws glock instead of taser>shoots mouthy unarmed perpThey can hit.
>>65304998they specialise in hitting white male victims
>>65304998They absolutely 100% can hit things they don't intend to lol>stumble on the stairs and shoot an unarmed, surrendering suspect>accidentally draw pistol instead of a taser and dome a guy during a traffic stop>flex your service sidearm to a fellow laqueesha and put a 9mm JHP in her fat gut
>>65298712get the ballistol and a clean cotton towelwipe all metal surfaces she might have touched with her sweaty, greasy hands or her salty body.corrosion is like communism: its the enemy.it mus
>>65306085oh shit, anon got candleja
>>65307227Its okay this thread is protected by a sni
>ctrl+f "eggs">11 resultsMy niggas.
>>65308019Try "rape" now.
>>65304999of course it's not my choice dumbassi i chose to be a khhv lonliefag i would have no reason to complain
>>65308381Are you even trying? There is someone for everyone, bro. Have you tried picking up a retarded woman, a midget or a fattie? A retard might go for you. I could see you with a retarded, fat midget. Maybe.
Rape the maids
>>65298918>paracetamolYou don't even have guns in your country.
>>65299625Based snake charmer.
>>65308540Thanks bro.
>>65301138this is a much more appropriate size for this image, turd
>>65306052This will NEVER not be funny
>>65298712A FOID? REALLY? WHO THE FUCK LET A FOID LOOSE IN MY HOVEL?
>>65298712I don't own a Tavor, meaning she broke into my house and she's armed with a rifle, and judging by all the retarded boog shit artwork she brought with her, she's clearly here to shoot me for crazy-person reasons, so I light her the fuck up with whatever gun I have laying around at the moment, which right now is a janky ass .45 Mechtech
>>65299041The bowling alley in my town sells mai tais and the bartender is totally incompetent and doesn't know how to mix drinks so she'll sell you a mai tai with like a gallon of rum for 8 bucks. It's awesome
>>65306052Hey remember how a female cop just executed some random civilian during a mass shooting a couple weeks ago and everyone just stopped talking about it?
>>65309139>couple weeks agoFIFA!! EVERYTHING MUST STOP! TRUMP AND THE RED CARD!
>>65309127>incompetentThat's not incompetence, that's oversevring and it's illegal. Authorities notified.
>>65309103How do you like that retarded thing? I've been thinking about getting one.
>>65298805I'm imagining a wide assortment of eggs on the table in front of her.
>>65309103>janky ass .45 MechtechWhat in the mother of fuckA fucking carbine chassis system for 1911s?
rape
>>65310282You've never seen MechTech carbine kits before? They make them for 1911, Glonks, and XDs, and in 9mm, .40, .45, and 10mmYou just take off the slide and barrel on the pistol, and then you install the upper onto the frame in place of it.Hell, if you get a Polymer80 frame and finish it, you could then buy the MechTech upper and have a carbine without having to do a 4473.
>>65310254I love it, decent camp gun, although kinda heavy. Looks like a Star Wars gun or somethingNot really worth the price though, I only bought it because my 1911 was a jamomatic piece of shit and replacing the slide with a carbine upper is the only way I can shoot it reliably
>>65304464this is the full version in strips (g/283721), i have the partial version (the full gif is only partial) on one of my USB drives if you want it i can see if i find it
>>65298712This is not my beautiful house
>>65302349Agreed, but that doesn’t count the many loaded mags.
>>65298712Would carry my wife back to bed. Then impregnate her again.
>>65298782The actual best part of this image is the random, and obviously very conscious, fire extinguisher.
Fuck yamudda
>>65310548Thanks anon. I remember when they came out. They are a little pricey, but I like weird shit which is why I probably own the world's most expensive hipoint.>>65310431>a Polymer80 frame and finish it, you could then buy the MechTech upper Precisely why I've wanted one. I need to look into the compatibility of a pf45 (g21) with one.
>>65298712Wonder how a foid ended up in my house and promptly throw her out
>>65313687Incel.
>>65314257So? Gtfo bitch. No girls allowed
>>65313639I have killed many a coon and possum for going after the chickens with a can carrying mechtech slinging .45 acp. Only regret on the setup is that I haven't been able to get any cheap high cap mags to work in it. I ascribe it to too much friction in an angled mag on a big round, and figure that's probably why glock never made any factory biguns for the G21. It would be perfect if I could just feed it 25/30rdrs instead of puny 13rdrs. But i did find that swapping the floor plate and followers from the big mags into the factory little mags turns a 13rdr into a 15rdr with no drawbacks.
>>65314307Haha, you can't score! You can't even scove off a drunk chick! Haha!
>>65298712>realize that another year has passed not paying taxes>IRS has moved on from sending 10/10 mailorder brides knocking on my door, to putting them directly in my panic roomI still dont care who the IRS sends. Still ain't paying.
>>65314350>swapping the floor plate and followers from the big mags into the factory little mags turns a 13rdr into a 15rdr with no drawbacks.earn something new every day, thanks anon
>>65315911Kekd and chkd
