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>>65311133your webm doesn't have any weapons in it!!!
you're the only powerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxJtOm68TMk
I think I did this correctly
>>65311149Which weapon apart from the Holy Bible more befits a true Christian warrior? M16 or AK?
>>65311179Revelation 19:11>And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.The 1911 is the chosen weapon of Jesus Christ, and is superior to every other firearm ever made.
>>65311188But anon-kun… it was invented by a (((Mormon)))…
>>65311179look at the distribution of 5.56x45 and 7.62x39 around the world and you'll quickly arrive at the correct choice between those twothe real answer is neither of coursethe real answer is shotgun>>65311178you didgood job
>>65311193Is your God so weak that pagans, apostates, and heretics do not still bend to His will?Mine is not.
>>65311142Precisely why it behooves you to oppose me at last!
>>65311188>>65311203a 1911 and a pump action of choice would definitely be touching on a "trench crusader" vibe
mmmmmm holy shotgun
>>65311133Something about this particular artist makes me irrationally angry
>>65311227Probably because he's(?) a pussy who won't commit to doing uma porn.
>>65311203>>65311210>shotguns>1911sWait, does that mean American doughboys were the last true Christian crusaders?
>>65311235Uma's are pure, they are NOT for lewding
>>65311247I disagree
>>65311256They are sweet and cute, they exist for platonic activities and sex with them is only acceptable within the sacred union of marriage
>>65311262sure, yeah that works for me. Good luck convincing Maruzen not to groom rookie trainers.
>>65311133>no weapons in pic>just some horseswhatever
Here is your favorite f**nch uma
>>65311302Still somehow preferable to posting shit quality images like a stupid NIGGER
>>65311133Umas...
>>65311302Horses are the supreme ancestral weapon of the Aryan race. With the horse, our ancestors conquered from Ireland clear to Mongolia. With the horse, Aryan war chariots bore down on the brown huddled masses of India, driving them underfoot and subjugating them. With the horse, the Aryan man expanded into Europe, his progress measurable by the blanket of ash still present in the soil, spreading outward from the steppe as he advanced. With the horse, Cyrus the Great proclaimed himself King of Kings, master of the east and west. Atop the horse Bucephalus, Alexander shattered the empire of the Iranians, and remade it in his image. The Uma is the original, primal armament of the White race.
>>65311302Your shitty low quality image has damned this general to ten more threads of UMAs for your insolence.
>>65311335>Radar alert... Radar alert... Jewish signal detected
>>65311136Puffy.>>65311159Disappointing that WLTCW won't be including Polilla's work.>>65311178Can't unhear the GBB now.>>65311243Must be.>>65311302I expect someone to have done something about it by tomorrow morning..>>65311334Far out.>>65311312>7680x4320Well done.>>65311327Odd looking breech blocks.
>>65311247>Uma's are pureYeah.. idk about that. If lurking in /uma/ has taught me anything its that trainees raping their trainers is real and a big problem
>>65311403cease.
>>65311426She looks really out of it
>>65311431I never watch her content but this is my current wallpaper because it looks neat
>>65311446She knows she's gonna die.
Paka WINS!
>>65311453Thats depressing. Also drones are gay
>>65311247
>>65311468War is hell...
BEHOLD!!!a pony
>>65311498Horse. Pussy.
>>65311453Poor horsey didn't deserve to get dragging into pointless slav wars, he just wanted to do horse things :(
>>65311510a doll can become anything you want her to be
>>65311529Centaurussy!
>>65311210Wild how fast this setting sold out and trooned out.
>>65311247The only pure thing to do with a woman is give her a baby and take care of her and the baby.
BEHOLD!!!a... thing
Its Teto Tuesdayhttps://youtu.be/XDAj6ncD5jY
>>65311529>Centaur Springfield Fucking hell
>>65311537IP holder was pozzed from the beginning. Everyone’s fault for not noticing the runty fag untermensch behind the curtain co-opting the media
>>65311570there's a lot of Horspringys for some reason
>/an/ thread
>>65311529Saucenao got nothing, is this one of aianons centaurs?
>>65311579Me like
Shark, yet horse.
Bear, yet horse.
Alpaca, yet horse.
Gorilla, yet horse.
>>65311453>>65311468>>65311485>>65311511"No Matter In defect or Victory, In battle it occurs to me- that we may have a swelling in our ranks."-Corb Lundhttps://youtu.be/TN9pmtj82ok
>>65311529>transparent skirtSpringtaur you whore!
Remember to love Airgun girls too!
>>65311485>Japanese "Tanks"
>>65311445
>>65311831imagine all the cute lovey dovey foalmaking doujins we could've gotten if it wasn't for Kiryu...
>>65311212Doom eternal is so fucking overrated its unreal
>>65311880I thought everyone hated itI certainly did
>>65311889Idk about on here since i dont go on /v/ but on youtube it was treated like the best game ever for years after it came out and its just not, like it was fun for the first playthrough but its just a mid ass game with a pretty trash story.Also the fact people still say "rip and tear" to this day to try and sound edgy is the gayest shit ever
>>65311529Half a horse of course! (How many other anons are genning ostwind stuff?)https://files.catbox.moe/tvvqwb.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/5p5v6w.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/5bk6k5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/v25ji9.png
>>65311932NTA but I'll agree they took it in the wrong direction, particularly with trying to build a story of superhero bullshit on it>Also the fact people still say "rip and tear" to this day to try and sound edgy is the gayest shit everpeople saw that one silly comic panel out of context (the actual context being that he'd just used a beserk powerup that temporarily turned him into a raving lunatic) and decided that was doomguy's entire characterit's like if someone made a jin-roh sequel when their entire understanding of it (or the wider franchise) came from clips they saw circulated on social media of armored dudes hosing people down with MG42s
>>65311546>not a sniper
>>65312001Any shots from the back?
I want to commission art of Centaureissi but with the .22lr version of the G36 and have her be very upset at it.
>>65312108
>>65311133Reminder that Daring Tact is the closest to a /k/ uma we have, at least until they umafy Grenadier Guards.
>this drives weebs into a gooning and fapping frenzy
I hate getting horny for umas
>>65311133>Uma OP>Anons proceed to lose self control and go nutsWhy is this
>>65312202Because half of them are actually male horses or because its gatchashit?
Fuck umas
>>65312414>Because half of them are actually male horsesthat never stopped strike witches fans
no more horse, now fishe
>>65312462
are there any anime with large scale ground combat out there, preferably against aliens?
>>65312437>that never stopped strike witches fans!
>>65312524Rudel a cute, too bad the real-life Rudel was an unrepentant Nazi
>>65312008Yeah they did not have writers good enough to make anything more than>angry man runs around killing shitThey also removed all the horror imagery that made 2016 cool
>>65312631
>>65312636
>>65312631I wish she showed up more in the series. She gets a chapter in Contrail of Witches but I can't help but think that Rudel's past brings down Hanna's prevalence.
>>65312462Aquatic women... Very erotic
>>65312414Uma's are so wholesome that getting horny for them makes me feel guilty and evil.
>Taiki Shuttles main costume is so revealing compared to most Uma's Cygame actually tries to avoid using her in any of their promotional material, despite her being one of the most popular Uma'sironic
whorses
>>65312836>Uma's are so wholesomeYou need to remember that they're a female only species with incredible strength and feats. You can only imagine what kind of shit they were up to back in the day
>>65312522Halo Legends
dapper, stylish, sharp
>>65312980>pointed earsand evil
>>65311607There is only one alpaca
>>65312001>How many other anons are genning ostwind stuff?It is actually funny how easily his artstyle translates to lewd stuff given his stance on the edits back in the day
>>65312108>>65312111I really liked her design in gfl2, I don't know why but I feel her bare legs, especially on her model are really lewd. Even when there are a lot more revealing outfits in the game. Something about those legs man
>>65313172Forgot pic
Should we really give sassy, petite medics firearms?
>>65312402what about shark girls with guns and gills?
>>65313166>>65313181Imagine the sweaty paizuri...
>>65313193gill sexo
>>65313193They drive me crazy
>>65313297they need legs though
>>65313302No... They're perfect just the way they are.
>>65313193What happens if your stick your finger in a fish-girl's gills? Would it hurt?
>>65313311Probably, the real question is would it hurt if you penetrated her egg hole since fish dont do the sex?
Test
>>65313166>>65313181Could you do some more Tomboy stuff? Junttilla is still best girl in my opinion
To the anon that keeps antagonizing me and calling my religion a "Russian death cult" I was a catechumen for a year than baptized into the Orthodox church 4 years ago so I have been attending the church for 5 years. Out of all that time I've only ever been to a Russian church twice.However I think I'm gonna start attending a Russian Orthodox Church every Sunday, and start confessing to a Russian Orthodox priest, heck, I might even see if he'll be my spiritual father.Why? Because screw you that's why.I've told you a million times that Orthodoxy extends far outside of Russian borders and doesn't even originate in Russia, Orthodoxy is about as Russian as Oxygen, it exists in Russia, but exists elsewhere too, and it didn't originate there, regardless, you didn't listen, so, to spite you. I'm going to the Russian church from now on.Cope, and seethe faggot.>>65311579That's a garand.
>just got Magpul RVG® - Rail Vertical Grip because my prism scope is heavy dutynow its much easier to aim down sights without having to fight with my scope shooting down range
dragon
>>65313363>Junttillawhat the F is so hard about spelling Finnish names, this particular name is J-U-N-T-T-I-L-A, not "Juntilla" or "Junttilla", it's J-U-N-T-T-I-L-A, seeing as the entire rest of the fucking World has to learn your language even though you Americans can hardly spell your own language yourselves, can't you fuckers PLEASE at least TRY to pay attention to, or the VERY LEAST double-check, the spelling of the words you have read when you try to type what you have read?
>>65311133>>65310747>>65310801>>65310904Major looks great, art style looks fire (and matches what few images of the manga I've seen), and it's hand-drawn from what I've heard? Got no idea what people are bitching about desu.
>>65313446JuunntiilaaHow did I do this time, anon?
>>65312121The sight of bloomers is like phonebooths in media: immersion breaking because they were phased out 30 years ago.>>65312636>>65312644Pencil skirts best skirts.>>65313159It's a relief to learn that you're not American, your stories are less upsetting with the knowledge that they're from a distant land.>>65311586>>65312402/ak/ was supposed to unite against the uma occupation, the thread should have 404'd hours ago>>65311557>>65311615Thanks for the tunes>>65312008>entire understanding of it (or the wider franchise) came from clips they saw circulated on social media of armored dudes hosing people downYep, I was very surprised to learn The Wolf Brigade was a slow burner and the communists / false flaggers were given every opportunity to surrender before getting lit up.>>65313446That anon is probably one of your fellow Euros, Fin cuck.
>>65313377>Anons make fun of SS for being part of a Russian death cult>"You know what! I'm gonna join a Russian death cult to spite you!"uhhh, okay?
>>65313446Kek, SEETHING. Sorry bro it's just that your language is irrelevant and nobody cares about it is all.
>>65313446
>>65313515>and the communists / false flaggers were given every opportunity to surrender before getting lit up.casual reminder that everything the special unit guys did to stop themselves from being disbanded was all for nothing, because it ends up happening later anyway (this isn't a spoiler because it's literally the first thing you're told in both of the preceding live-action movies, which are both set later in the aftermath)
>>65313393
>>65313515>/ak/ was supposed to unite against the uma occupation, the thread should have 404'd hours ago Well as it turns out /ak/ is quite lustful for umas
>>65313515>your stories are less upsetting with the knowledge that they're from a distant landWhy are tales of love between husband and wife upsetting to you?
>>65313681it's bot posting, ignore it.
>>65313739But what would even be the purpose of the bot? I am not going to go buy a fucking foregrip because I read a obvious ad on /ak/
>>65313363Good enough?
>>65313755it probably commented on the wrong thread
>>65313393Hop chill out
>>65313446You're the kinda faggot who cries when people don't put the weird accents over letters of a characters name, aren't you?
>you will never find RPK-16 in the kitchen early in the morning making breakfast for the two of you>you will never hug her from behind and murmur "good morning" to her as you nuzzle her neck>you will never watch the sun rise as you begin a new day together
RPK can wear my clothes any day
>>65313832>rpkschizo finally took his medsI'm proud of you, man
>>65311880>>65311889>they never got into the flowit's one of the best shooters I've ever played, but I 100% see how you'd hate it if you never *get* the combat
Too many horses in this thread.
>>65311573Well, at least I didn't buy, so it wasn't on me to pay close attention, but I experienced all the whiplash second hand through people following the game.
>>65314066Silence you an-Aryan Uralic untermensch, you son of Turania, you horseless bleached Mongol. (just kidding, kinda, not really)>>65311334
>>65311586>/an/Newfags don't even know that's our wife.
>>65313660>all for nothingMany such cases!>>65313708>/ak/ is quite lustfulI had thought it would be different this time. There has to be something the general would reject other than futa.>>65313723It's funny how you try to gaslight the thread the same way you want to be gaslit by RPK.
>>65314236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npJRIOoch7Y
>>65314282This guy is right >>65312836
>>65312201>>65314304Imagine the estrus.
>go get my hair cut>one girl has no one at the moment so she takes me>have a pleasant conversation the whole time although strangely(?) she inquired about how old I was and where I worked (I know thats normal but the age question felt weird)>there was also a time where she sorta played with my head, like tapping her fingers against it or something like thatI know they probably do stuff like that for tips or maybe its her personality and I also know its just part of the job to chat up with customers but god fucking damn man. Getting any attention from a woman that isn't a granny that way really hits me like a truck. I'd probably fucking melt if a woman admitted she actually loved me
God damn the Beyond Citadel magnum and lever action is so good, almost makes all the other guns redundant (for now, I'm only at the water level)
>>65314482>Need to get a haircut soon>Absolutely fucking despise haircuts because they're so awkward
>>65314527I really should get another lever action. Anyone have any recommendations?
>>65314527the Meta-Magnum is the best handgun in the game, no question about it. but the lever action has competition, the machine gun will temp you, it is very strong. there's also a third gun in it's class, it's good too but you get it kind of late.I personally really enjoy the SMG just because of how fast it shreds enemies. though I enjoy all the guns except for the energy pistol, I just don't like it even though it's good.
>>65314538Best of luck. I used to dread it as well, still do sorta desu, and other things involving being social but I've learned how to hold down a conversation over the years. And if they don't start one then you don't gotta do nothing but sit still
>>65314568The shotgun is also pretty fun, though it's not quiet as insanely OP as it was in the previous game
>>65314538I've had my hair cut by the same woman since I was 5 years old. I have no idea what I'm going to do when she retires.
>>65314586the auto shotgun comes back, and it's great. also, I think the enemies get a little tankier the farther you get through the game so the shotgun really starts to shine at close quarters.
>>65314586The upgraded arquebus has me wondering what the effectiveness of an ultra-tight choke paired with birdshot would be.
rpkanon would definitely like the uma still in love
>>65314538Go to a barber shop where they use the super sucker hose on the clippers, that way it’s too loud to talk and by the time they’re done with the clippers the tone is set for not talking. Good luck and God bless
>>65314538its only recently bad for me, mostly because my familys male pattern baldness is really setting it
>>65314772What is it anyways with male pattern baldness. How come women don't get that as often
>>65314777I think it might be a combo of testosterone can fuck with your head hair, and the fact women in general don't suffer from genetic related defects since they have an extra x chromosome
>>65313761>>65314430can't put my finger on it but AIslop anime faces look so hilariously bad.
>>65314538My mom always cuts my hair for me :) got it cut yesterday. I also dislike haircuts because for some reason when I hear the balde cutting my hair, some muscles on my right backside twitch uncontrollably and its very hard to sit still
>>65313981No i understood the gameplay, i played the main game and all dlcs on the second highest difficulty and unlocked most of the secrets iirc. Its just wasnt that fun and ive never wanted to play it again.
>>65314482>at my last haircut i actually managed to have a non awkward conversation with the hairdresser lady for onceIm improvingAlso not to brag but>one time as a teen the the hairdresser lady pressed her tits into the back of my head (probably accidentally since she only did it once)One of the best days of my life
since horsegirls have super hearing wouldn't guns give them tinnitus
>>65315148Probably, normal horses never complained though
>>65314482>Getting any attention from a woman that isn't a granny that way really hits me like a truck. I'd probably fucking melt if a woman admitted she actually loved meI feel the same, especially since interactions with women my age have become exceedingly uncommon since I started working. When all you do is talk to men or women 20-30 years older than you, a conversation with a woman your own age is a refreshing and exciting experience.
>>65315148>>65315171many animals can close their ear canals quickly enough to protect their hearing, dogs are one example & I suspect horses are another.
>>65315148they give humans tinnitus toosurely the umaverse would have ear protection made specially for umas
>>65314282Cute..
>>65314482You get your hair cut by women? Do you go to a salon? I gotta try that shit.>>65315102>probably accidentally since she only did it onceIt's never an accident ;)
New Foxu!
>>65313761Yes, but that one isn't knew.i need more new stuff
>>65314066>Not enough*FTFY
I was wondering how would Umas be used in modern armies? Regular infantrymen? Would specialized units (scouts, for example) be created specifically for them?
>>65314226Horse girls would probably be one of the more "normal" abhuman races in the Imperium
>>65312121>until they umafy Grenadier GuardsWe already have canon umafied French Republican Guard
>>65312836>getting horny for Umas makes me feel guilty and evilAs it should
I wish they'd make a war themed anime set in the Umamusume universe. Medieval preferably
>>65314538I hate them because going to an actual barber of fucking expensive as hell. 35 bucks for a high and tight at a cheaper place.
>>65315602>35 bucks for a high and tight at a cheaper place.I just go to an Asian place for like $12.
Why do furfags make everything gay and retarded?
>gas spiked 30-40 cents over nightFucking jews
>>65315744My antisemitism reaches new heights every day!
it's over
>>65315403>Do you go to a salon?Great clips>It's never an accident ;)NTA but is this true
>>65315403>>65315843Idk it was kinda a light touch
If she ain't atleast 30 I ain't flirty.
>>65315607Yeah I started going to great clips which was like 20 dollars and now I just do it myself. A high and tight is pretty easy to do
>>65315801That promo video was fucking amazing. Its really nice to know mica appreciates their fans. God I love /ourdaughter/
>>65315801>>65316104
>>65316101It's insane how much haircuts cost nowadays. The 'gimmick' barbershops are even worse offenders. A friend of mine went to Scissors and Scotch (it's basically a place where you can drink scotch and get your hair cut) to try it out and he said that it was the biggest waste of $60 dollars ever for just a bad haircut. He then joked that the scotch was there to make people ignorant of how bad the haircuts there were lolHe's balding now, so I suppose he doesn't have to worry about that anymore.
>>65316134One of the most erotic parts of a woman's body
>>65315403I always get my hair cut by women, if I am paying cash to have someone touching me and being all up in my face for 30min then I want it to be a chick honestly. My last hairdresser was this cute busty chubby blonde. To bad she quit, she was genuinely fun to talk to.
>>65316134>That bodyFuck it. I don't care how psychotic RPK is. I'd let her ruin me and make me completely dependent on her for everything
>>65316108Fucking dor->0:11woah
>>65314482I let my hair grow out to avoid the expense and inconvenience, kek.>>65315199TBQH, the women my age don't even realize it so the only ones I've noticed noticing me are way too young and have to be shot down.>>65315418Cyoot>>65316179>let her ruin me and make me completely dependent on herIf you were her mark then there wouldn't really be any other option. I would want to unload 124gr HST into the back of Renate's skull for 18+1 rounds but who can say for sure this can work? It'd be no surprise if that damned gynoid anticipated such a thing and removed the striker pin as a "test of character" to justify "punishment".
>>65316108>>65315801>>65316344cute
>>65316503>I let my hair grow out to avoid the expense and inconvenience, kek. I used to do the same but man there really comes a point where it becomes annoying to have too much hair and I gotta get it cut. I mean I don't get THAT much when I grow it out but its things like when I wake up its all disheveled that annoy me. I guess I should be lucky though that its a problem for me. Also whenever you do get a haircut it feels so fucking good taking a shower and having the water hit your head or the wind blow against it
m200 is the best
a little bit of dorkwife posting before Fox Friday
does anyone have an edit of that meme where it's a guy asking a bunch of buff bodybuilders how they stay motivated, and then they point to a picture of m200 on the wall?
>>65316595This is adorable.
>>65316570We oughta send 'em all back to AfricaWe oughta send 'em all back to AfricaThey oughta get the hell out of AmericaAnd leave the white man alone
>>65316595When i bench i imagine m200 at my feet cheering me on. I cant remember failing a single press while doing this and having her with me.
>>65316670I sort of do a similar thing with my waifu. I need to study hard, that way I can make enough money to support my poor waifu.
>>65316658very true
Stop making me want a daughter
>>65316732>daughterstop pushing the pedo-incest shitit's disgusting and you will go to hell for it
>>65316594An edit of this meme?
>>65316798that's the one
>>65316827I can see them
>Want a prickly pear cactus>Weirdly hard to find anywhere around here
>>65316781I’m not into pedophillia or incest and never have been, I just want to adopt M200
I am going to have baby making sex with M200
>>65316882well I want MARRY m200
>>65316582I've done my part by securing the window, FF will be up to you now.>>65316566Checked.>having the water hit your head or the windFair point, I had almost forgotten what that feels like.>>65316686NTA but reading this was kek worthy, cheers.
>>65316926>I've done my part by securing the window, FF will be up to you now.I... okayI will bake now
FOX FRIDAY>>65316942>>65316942>>65316942FOX FRIDAY>>65316942>>65316942>>65316942FOX FRIDAY
>>65316822I only have the tomboy supremacy edit, sorry.
>>65315559Imagine being the only human guy in that unit, h-haha.
