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You’re coomander of Black Sea fleet. In last 3 days in zone you’re responsible for Russia lost or heavily damaged 34 civilian ships, mostly tankers
1. How do you report this information to your superiors
2. How do you prevent enemy from destroying another 30 ships in next 3 days
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>>65314884
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>>65314884
nook
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It’s a land war not sea war.
Als nukes Donald Trump surrender Anchorage something something Donbass
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>>65314884
1. As everyone in Russia: lie. Their language is based on it after all.
2. Under white flag, sail over to Romania and seek internment the ships and crew.
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>>65314884
>Send a large fleet of oil tankers towards Crimea
>Don't bother sending a military escort due to fears of Ukraine sinking some of the escort ships
>Instead, watch as 35 ships go up in flames over the course of 3 days
Literal "Not my problem" mindset right there
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1. Pin the idea on some more junior officer
2. Don't, send the junior officer to go inspect the tankers over the next 3 days
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>>65314925
Tried and true!
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Question: how many tankers does Russia have? How long would it take until we reach TTD?
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>>65314884
step 1
invest into parachute
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>>65314884
I'm surprised they didn't even bother to put some machine guns on the ships

>>65314888
>453rd parking lot
huh?

>>65314925
not providing an escort is exceptionally retarded even for ziggers. so, it makes me believe they have orders not to leave port. telling monke some tankers got rekt is probably the lesser evil than telling him more glorious puccian warships joined moscova
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>>65314948
>>453rd parking lot
>huh?
I'm assuming he means the Kerch port since 30+ tankers were seen just chilling outside of its waters about 1-2 days ago
>>65314938
There's a confirmed 600ish shadow fleet tankers, but its suspected that it goes to 1k or more
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>>65314950
Most of those tankers are for transportation of oil between large Russian ports and foreign countries. Not gasoline between Russian river ports and Crimea
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>>65314950
>There's a confirmed 600ish shadow fleet tankers, but its suspected that it goes to 1k or more
Well, sounds like there is some droning to do. If they hit ten in one night, they should be done in hundred days.
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>>65314958
i don't think they need to destroy even a majority of the ships. show that they aren't safe and sailors will refuse to crew then and whatever shady companies were willing to insure the ships will stop
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These are not tankers for deep water
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>>65314965
>>65314952
>>65314971
Most of the ships making the run through the sea of azov are said to be a mix of shadowfleet tankers and river tanker barges
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>>65314965
>show that they aren't safe and sailors will refuse to crew then
Or better, demand a much higher pay, which fucks over Russian inflation even more.
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>>65314965
It’s important to understand what happens.
Russia is not sending 600 tanks full of gasoline to relieve Crimea.
They sent few dozen tankers and lost majority of them. This means Crimea wasn’t resupplied AND where they drawn gasoline to send to Crimea becomes bigger benzin desert
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vid of the latest attack
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>>65314980
Is this tanker rush something they came up with recently because of the Crimea situation? Seems like it's providing a very target rich environment.
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>>65315000
>>65314980
>Azov sea
>tankers
Environment goes bye-bye.
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>>65315012
Oh noes, maybe write greta or something.
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>>65315012
>Environment goes bye-bye
Russians cause that whereever they "live" anyway
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>>65314980
Original, it's much longer.
https://files.catbox.moe/k80ird.MP4

Couldn't source the sound track.
Shazam said it's linkrel but I don't think that's true. I suspect someone is genning the soundtrack to these to avoid copyright issues and/or just get a chill vibe they like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sltWzk-r_8w
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>>65315016
>maybe write greta or something.
She's anti-zigger and anti-oil industry, she might be conflicted about this.
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Someone post the daylight video of the aftermath of a FP-1/2 strike. It was from some weeks ago and the hole was big as fuck (yum)
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>>65315000
>this tanker rush
many of the ships in the video had their engines not running, at anchor and sitting high in the water with no cargo. doesn't look like a supply run, more like the Russian anchorage for their small cargo vessels.
maybe they used to park them there for years and now suddenly ukraine has the capacity to strike that part of the Azov sea?
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>>65314972
Can ocean-going tankers get into the sea of azov after the bridge was built?
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>>65314938
>Question: how many tankers does Russia have? How long would it take until we reach TTD?

They just buy another used one with 5-10 years of useful life left when one ship gets lost one way or another. There are 700+ ships in the russian shadow fleet.

There are ship sellers on the internets, you can check the going rate of a well used 100 000+ ton tanker. The small ships that got bombed recently were far more of a loss as they were volga river tankers, with special size and build to go on internal river and canal waterways. These cant be bought on the global used market, only russia builds and uses these.
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>>65315053
>There are ship sellers on the internets, you can check the going rate of a well used 100 000+ ton tanker
Are you in the market?
https://www.nautisnp.com/tankers?limit=50
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>>65315051
>Can ocean-going tankers get into the sea of azov after the bridge was built?

Large tankers cant and that has nothing to do with any bridge but with the fact that the Kerch strait is like 7-8 meters deep. One of these ocean going big brutes have like a 10 meter draft when unloaded and up to 30 meters when fully loaded. You would need a tanker that doesnt draft more than say 6 meters fully loaded to get trough the Kerch strait safely. You see, when you have a ship that runs so deep that it almost touches the bottom, you have to go real slow or your ship will ground due the hull pushing away the water it floats on.

Before the Bosphorous opened 7-8000 years ago the Azov sea was steppe land with the Don river running trough it. The Kerch strait was a river gorge. The sea level in the Black Sea was about 80 meters lower than today and it was a closed inland lake. After the Black Sea levels rose, the Kerch strait silted up.

If you are interested in geology, before the opening of the straits of Gibraltar 5 millions years ago, the mediterranian sea didnt exist, it was just a bunch of brine lakes at the bottom of a gigantic and superhot salt desert with the bottom 4000 meters below sea level. The heat would have been absolutely suffocating due to the high air pressure. The Rhone and the Nile had grinded enormous Grand Canyon sized river gorges before they fell into this salt desert and fed the brine lakes. These river gorges are now completely filled with silt and sediments.
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>>65315046
They're parked outside Kerch after drone attacks fucked up significant parts of the docks last week.
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>>65315092
neat
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>>65314971
They are now.
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>>65315120
I can see Russian parking vessels there as a one time fuck up. But no level of fuckupery explains leaving 35+ vessels parked there under constant attack for four days. I'd expect them to move them back to Rostov or where ever after the frist attack, because parking them 10 miles off Crimea is suicide.
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>>65315092
>open /k/
>get a geology lesson
beautiful, love it
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>>65315138
>But no level of fuckupery explains leaving 35+ vessels parked there under constant attack for four day
you now remember Chornobaivka time anomaly
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but why?
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>>65315258
becasue monke either wins or dies. there's no alternative
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>>65315258
Banan
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>>65315258
>is lied to by his generals, doesn't know the reality at the front
>destroyed Russia's economy
>killed or crippled +1.2 million Russians
>destroyed Russia's Soviet legacy military
>humiliated Russia on a global scale
>proved the inferiority of Russian equipment once and for all
He's got to get something to show for it, don't you think?
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>>65315265
>>65315271
He is betting on European elections, I've said it before but he is hoping on riding out the pain a couple more years until elections in the UK, France and Germany hoping those countries will elect compromised parties who will either be friendly towards Russia or at worst simply not care and take their attention (as well as supplies) away from Ukraine.
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>>65315133
good one
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>>65315307
in his simple monke mind europeans are the the lemmings as his toothless serfs, who will just sit and watch a bunch of politicians do whatever they like
all dictators are retarded, apparently
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>>65315417
He’s not entirely wrong in that assumption. At least as far as western euros are concerned. We’ve already seen the US public do exactly that once Trump became president. If Farage, Le Pen or Weidel decide to cut all aid to Ukraine there’d be some moaning online but that’s it.
The problem in his thinking is he will need to wait a significantly longer time. Except for France no major European elections are coming up in the near future.
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>>65314884
>1. How do you report this information to your superiors
Instagram post from Brazil.
>2. How do you prevent enemy from destroying another 30 ships in next 3 days
Don't care anymore.
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>>65315464
Sadly he isn't, while she isn't chancellor any more looking at some of the stuff Merkel has said post 2022 is actually painful. The timid response to 2014 probably emboldened Putin in this way of thinking.
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>>65315307
>friendly towards Russia
>2022+4
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>>65315489
Plenty of those around.
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>>65315092
interesting stuff anon
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>>65315489
assuming people are immune from zigger propaganda and politicians are immune from their bribes is an awful stance
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what if...
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>>65315608
During the siege the Germans likely didnt know it existed and likely didnt have the means to interdict it even if they did.

Ukraine can blow up the pipeline with drones, they also have a ton of intel assets to know about it beforehand, etc..

Just a waste of money. Plus you need to access the pipeline on both ends which can be attacked. That is assumeing the Ukranians dont just find a way to launch a remote guided torpedo at it....which it can't dodge.
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>>65315258
OOK OOK where benzin?
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>>65315489
AfD and Lepenn only care about their countries and turn a blind eye to external threats.
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>>65314884
Dear Cumrade Putin: We have destroyed 34 Hohol ships in the Black Sea. We have also performed an amphibious landing in Odessa. We now fully control the city! Much success! Glory to the monkey!
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>>65315605
>40% of poles
sure, who conducted the poll?
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>>65315664
What/when is this from?
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>>65315661
Lol.... LMAO
my country also has ziggers in Parliament and these people only care about Russia and Israel
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fuel status?
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>>65315734
Oh shit, is it happening again?
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>>65315608
and send what, over that pipe?
there's fuel rationing in Moscow, imagine pumping fuel to the peasants in Crimea, lmao
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>>65314950
>There's a confirmed 600ish shadow fleet tankers, but its suspected that it goes to 1k or more
Understand, Ukraine just deleted around 3~6% of it in 3 days.
And Russia already has oil problems back home
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>>65315734
raised
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>>65315740
You really expect the commanders to stop siphoning diesel when it's so expensive now?
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>>65315608
>What's stopping something similar from happening in Crimea?!
Not what, who
I can think of a particular perfidious Anglo who has a knack for underwater diversions, think his name started with B
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>>65315734
The returner of the abandoooooner
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>>65315734
Battle of the Bulge moment
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>>65314884

"Dear General,

I am happy to report that I destroyed 34 Ukrainian drones.

The ships were returning under their own power and sank on their way home.

I am hereby requesting more ships to fulfill my mission.

Please do not send anymore drunk incompetent sailors who sink their ships in clear seas.

Also, I am again requesting more air defense. "

I then enclose my report in a envelope filled with currency I stole from the death benefits for my dead crews to my Superior. He also deserves his 'cut.' of the profits. I also inflate the number of crew lost to increase the payout by rounding up some local dead people and forging some signatures.

Sometimes I wonder if you've even been paying attention Anon.
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>>65315783
Nostradumbass once again vindicated, just not the way he thought it would be
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>>65314980
this is like ww2 liberty ships trying to hide fom and counter wolfpacks by regrouping lol
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ziggers need to be exterminated, that's the only way for nature to heal.
> Russian politician Alexey Zhuravlev stated in an interview with Ivan Mironov that 20–30% of Ukraine's population should be killed.
>Mironov: 'Are you calling for the eradication of 20–30% of Ukraine’s population?' Zhuravlev: 'All of them must be killed. Even if it were 50%...
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>>65315869
I hate how prevalent em dashes have become.
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>>65315661
>AfD and Lepen only care about the KGB money/kompromat/figuring how to turn their countries into an authoritarian kleptocracy like russa
FTFY.
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>>65315721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4h3FN4qWio
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>>65315900
That's an en dash, not an em dash.
- hyphen
– en dash
— em dash
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>>65315900
Same with the Oxford commas. I used to use both because nobody outside of journalists seemed to know what they are, but now if you put an em-dash somewhere everyone immediately thinks that you're just using AI for your responses.
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>>65315605
Just a reminder that "surveys" like this are extremely easy to skew, deliberately misinterpret, and can be designed from the ground up to cherry pick manipulated data.
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>>65315608
Dumb zigger doesn't know that current day Russia is less capable then 1940's Russia. Underwater welding is lost-tech, making the infrastructure to use the pipes is lost-tech.
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>>65315917
It's both in the video. Ranges with en-dashes, comments and asides with em-dashes. AI knows its style guides.
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>>65315918
Journos don't use the Oxford comma. They are famously the only people who don't typically.
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>>65315990
It's taught in US public schools, and then in college you're "not supposed to use them because... [random style guide said so]".
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>>65316025
>then in college you're "not supposed to use them because... [random style guide said so]".
Maybe that happens, but my midwest state school and east coast law school all told us to use the Oxford comma.
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>>65314948
anyone know why that machine gun mount covers the barrel ? never seen that before. to keep the barrel rigid?



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