does pregnancy affect aim or reaction time?
>>65321531Thr noise and concussion is bad for the babyNot to mention the leadNot worth itMake sure to de-lead yourself as well since lead on you will go on her and your kids
>>65321531>imagine getting kill assists before you’re even born
>>65321537hot.
>>65321537WHEW LAD
>>65321537This. Don't shoot pregnant.Also, this really happens.
>>65321537Yum>>65321645Its way hotter in person lel
/k/Pregnancy fetishism
Man I wonder about what shooting does to my own health. I'm an adult man so I don't actually give a fuck but I do wonder whenever I shoot off a light .308 or higher caliber hunting rifle and I feel the shock travel through my head and body. It's a cool sensation in a sort of brutal way but like a combat sport I just wouldn't do it if I were a pregnant woman.
>>65321714A welcome change from the usual ainmuu waifuism, gay shit, fur-shit, and straight-up bestiality implication>texts involving deer.
>>65321794Cumulative brain damage from micro concussions Worse in indoor ranges
>>65321537Im the same thing in my pants.
>>65321808>straight-up bestiality implication>texts involving deer.based
>>65321812EAR PRO IS FOR GAY BOYS.CHEES FURE. OH YES PLEASE. WHAT!!!
I vaguely remember reading an article about a bunch of aussie snipers having brain damage because of shooting 50 cal all the time
>>65321808>animu waifuismwhat about pregnant animu waifuism?
>>65321812>micro concussions>obsession with party-popper explosions or repeated mild breezes blowing from the wrong direction somehow When will Ameri-bürgers stop falling for this fucking meme?The whole "cumulative brain damage form repeated mouse farts" isn't real.It's just a scam. Literally.It's a fictional medical condition, invented at the request of the absurdly litigious judeo-legal system in the US. Where the great American dream is to get paid millions of dollars in compensation and retire early after crying in court when suing the local fire department for emotional damages because the fire department ran over your great-grandma's priceless garden gnome with their big red truck when they were rushing in to put out the masive fire engulfing the local orphanage.
>>65321832mawp.
>>65321836>i cant tell its hurting me so its not hurting me!
>shooting guns gives you brain damagethis reminds me of when threads about lead poisoning were being spammed a while ago, or threads about CWD that mysteriously stopped when no one cared about them. hmm, strange. I wonder who would want to discourage people from using their guns?
>>65321840Unironically the sane and objectively true CHAD mentality.Don't be a neurotic wreck that worries about the worst possible consequence of every cigarette, glass of beer, or unhealthy meal you consume.It'll fuck up your life whose than occasionally any of those little vices.You'll end up as some kind of shut-in NEET that can't leave the house without wearing 12 layers of sunscreen to war of the dreaded skin cancer, can't go near other human beings because they might be infected with coofvid19, and can't even pet a friendly dog or cat without worrying about catching some kind of parasite.
>>65321835Lame and gay schizo shit.Just boring compared to unhinged >texts about anons going "deer hunting" with a tranquilizer gun, and a backpack full of rope, viagra, and KY jelly.
>>65321836hire this anon for nuclear accident cleanup.
>>65321886Please do.I'll make the world a better place.Small amounts of radiation aren't harmful to human beings.We're literally built with automated systems that repair cellular/genetic damage caused by negligible doses of ionizing radiation.Prime examples: The Fukushima meltdown and Three Mile Island.If the residents at Fukushima stayed behind and weren't evacuated, they MIGHT, in the worst case scenario, have faced a risk of developing certain specific cancers at rates a fraction of a percent higher than the rest of the Japanese population. The Japanese government were excessively cautious, evacuated everyone by force. They made like quarter million people homeless, destitute, and caused mass panic. Indirectly killing several hundred, possibly thousands of people who begged to just stay home. For no other reason than that they MIGHT face elevated risks of cancer. Because a 100 year old study of cancer rates in fruit flies, which is now largely dismissed as inaccurate and not applicable to higher mammals. A study based on the unsupported assumption that any elevated amount of ionizing radiation results in elevated cancer risks, which simply isn't true.The needless fear killed people, ruined lives, and cost billions in damages. All for nothing.Similar story with Three Mile Island.Yeah, the plant was fucked up, they vented a small amount of radioactive xenon into the atmosphere.The amount was so tiny that any radiation afflicting the locals was immeasurably small. Just entering a house with a granite countertop and inhaling the trace amounts of radon leaking from that thing would constitute a radiation exposure orders of magnitude greater than the meltdown did to the locals.But the media blew it way out of proportion, and likely killed several dozen people, and ruined the lives of hundreds over a nothing burger.That's not even mentioning the long-term consequences of making nuclear power look bad, and turning the general public against it.
If I shot 1000 rounds every month should I get a check up or something for lead and is my brain fucking dying
>>65321814>baby cries affect woman>anon says same thing happens with his penisIs this you? Don't answer.
>>65321836This but also fuck the fire department since their sole purpose in life is to enable to insurance industry.
>>65321953Who cares, were you that smart when you started? Unless you were designing some tit cancer cure, its a non-issue.
>>65321531Youre gonna jostle the fetus
>>65321812If there is a study behind this, did they account for lead exposure as a concurring neurological hazard?There seems to be far more evidence of lead exposure causing brain problems. Even then, muzzle blast affecting hearing, with loss of hearing being linked to brain diseases seems more likely, which could be isolated in studies by having groups shoot suppressed vs unsupressed, sonic vs subsonic lead free ammo from bolt actions to eliminate gas blow back while outdoors. Also controlling for other concussive activities like occupational or concerts.
>>65321808>straight-up bestiality implication>texts involving deer.>Implications
>>65321836This is based, but this is also the same kind of anon who mocks burgers for indulging in fast food.
>>65321975I'm just curious desu
>>65321537Holy fuck
>itt anons who never nursed upon thier wife's tits
>>65321531>>65321537>>65322188>thinly disguised breeding fetish threaddisgusting
>>65321531Right from my own fiance's mouth:"Dude mom brain is a real thing. I'm fucking retarded lately. And snappy, you have to just tell me I'm being a bitch instead of looking at me like that."
>>65322193>breeding>fetishWho's gonna tell him
>>65322203Women's brains literally shrink during pregnancy.>Qualitative decreases in maternal brain size have been observed late in pregnancy.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7975506/https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/brain-changes-observed-during-pregnancy
>>65322250And its remains smaller years afterwardshttps://www.science.org/content/article/pregnancy-resculpts-women-s-brains-least-2-yearsOn par with military guys with CTE who literally get dumber forever
>>65321537MILK
>>65322193>breeding>fetishwe are literally put on this earth to breed.
>>65321834The confounding factor in that study was that they were Australian, though.
>>65322582There is a difference between doing the needful and obsessing over gravid women.
>>65321714Tom Clancy really was one of us
>>65321531The baby will be born Republican
>>65323003it's being born into a gun owning family, so yeah, chances are they'll be republican.
>>65321531Ask your mom OP, she'd know from experience
>>65321537does leaded milk taste sweeter than unleaded?
Man, the thought of cuddling with a cute preggie...
>>65323131>>65323120Yum yum.
You can’t get a woman pregnant if she’s already pregnant.But it never hurts to try.
>>65323318>You can’t get a woman pregnant if she’s already pregnant.Superfetation is a thing. Insanely rare, but that's what a quitter would say.
>>65323323It’s CLAIMED to be a thing in humans. It’s not proven. And short of some hoe popping out two kids it’s different fathers at the same time, it probably never will be.
>>65322250So does mine when I look at them. I love pregnant women so much bros
>>65323091Fucking saved lol
>>65322973Low test faggots not welcome here>>65323003
>>65321537Hot.Also happens if they watch horror movies, if you ever have a girl in that niche position to prank.
>>65323120cute preggo tomboy.
>>65324078That's a pregnant child
>>65324367rebecca is not a child, weirdo.
>>65325118
>>65325231>Implying Yoko's deathly womb could ever sire offspring
>>65325235you just gotta knock a little harder.
>>65321537What a slut.
>>65325118Fugg
>>65323474Back to hell Tom Clancy
>>65328644Based knower.Rainbow six is little more than 700+ pages of the author's thinly disguised pregnancy fetish.
>>65328663Please, tell us more.
>>65328663It’s not JUST Rainbow Six, it shows up pretty consistently. Off the top of my head, the qt Icelandic tomboy in Red Storm Rising was pregnant. And IIRC, Ryan’s wife was pregnant in…Patriot Games I think? The one where the IRA fucked with him and found out.
>>65328663Does anyone have that Tom Clancy greentext where every other character is a pregnant woman?
>>65328812>preggy Viking tomboyDick has reached "muh" status.
>>65321948I can't say anything in defense of 3MI but japs have a legit cultural reason to have absolute zero tolerance for that shit. Some fucktards nuked them. Twice. Can you imagine what that does to a culture?Also your numbers are exaggerated, but that's to be expected from a BS post like that.
>>65322250>>65322252Wait, having kids makes girls retarded?That explains so many things. And there's no way the recovery takes only 2 years.
>>65328812Sum of All Fears, Patriot Games, Red Storm Rising, uh, then his daughter gets pregnant in Rainbow Six... Shit, what (non ghostwritten) Clancy novels DON'T include pregnancy of some sort?
>>65328905My headcanon is that Tom was just barely into puberty and then some smokeshow teacher of his got knocked up and it irrevocably warped him. Many such cases.
>>65328905Didn’t Bear and the Dragon kick off because of an abortion or am I tripping?>>65328916Realistically, it’s not a kink, it’s just a result of him being very Catholic.But it’s funnier to believe it’s a kink, and also makes him more based. Along with the fact that he had a pistol range in his basement.
>>65328916It was probably an English teacher.Fucking English teachers man
>>65329087Yes, it did. Because evil Chinese commies aborting Christian fetuses is a crime against Clancyism. At that point it was a fucking parody and that made it even funnier.
>>65329091Drama teacher for sure. Theatre rats are something else.
>>65321531Yeah... Just not a good idea to shoot while pregnant.Too loud, too much force being pushed into the body, and the increased chance of lead being absorbed even outside or in a well ventilated place is too high.
>>65329101>evil Chinese commies aborting Christian fetuses is a crime against humanityFTFY.
>>65322193>Breeding fetish>>65322973It's literally in your blood to do just that
>>65328866>Wait, having kids makes girls retarded?Maybe this is the true meaning of fucked silly
>>65321531Women have no business touching firearmsId grab that gun kick that bitch to the ground and have her suck my wang
>>65321537This. It goes through the stomache. I love weapons but your offspring's war capabilities should be maximized. No Teflon or non stick pans, stay off non-organic foods especially the dirty dozen, lots of red meat and carbs should be bulked through vegetable and fruit.Make high tier warriors. No deaf knuckle draggers, we dont need more marines.
>>65322973Faggot detected
>>65328663>>65328812I’ve got some purchases to make at my local used book store it seems
>>65332063PROTIP: stop after Bear and the Dragon. That’s when he starts leaning on other writers and the quality takes a dump. Also, while I greatly enjoyed SSN, it’s objectively not great. Only read it if you’re into seeing one Los Angeles class submarine bodying the entire PLAN.
>>65321531Pregnancy literally shrinks the mother-to-be's brain, so yes
>>65332087Also, if you finish the books and think “hey, I heard there’s some movies too” I have some advice.Hunt for Red October is fantastic. 10/10, no notes. The rest of the 90’s movies range from good to great. The Jack Ryan movies and series are pretty good, though lean heavily into “Jack Ryan: Super Spy” territory which I’m not a huge fan of.Without Remorse is a steaming hunk of dogshit. Would sooner volunteer for the Russian army than subject myself to that garbage again.
>>65332087This. He basically couldn't adapt to 9/11 massively changing the political/military thriller market, so he started leaning on "guest writers" and soft rebooting the franchise. It was all downhill from there.I think my biggest gripe of the later novels was their inability to meaningfully draw on previous installments. One of Clancy's biggest strengths was changing his universe and sticking with the long-term consequences, to the point where 2-3 books later there were still massive changes to the franchise's internal political/military landscape. All the ghostwritten modern shit his estate commissions these days is self-contained to a fault, like everything before it never happened and almost no changes resulted from each installment. I mean in one new Clancy book a global criminal syndicate makes a massive assault on the First Lady and takes her prisoner, chewing up a massive chunk of Texas (Dallas?) to do it alongside killing literally hundreds of people on live international TV, then in the next novel it's like lmao let's all forget that ever happened. I mean what the actual fuck.
>>65330034based
>>65321531Big beautiful belly... i love big women... with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast... puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips... thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped... pamper for feed her. I love big fertile women.. plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again...
>>65321537FPBP /thread
>>65321531No
>>65321537real milkers
>>65339229nice, how much did that cost?
>>65321834That reminds me, there is (maybe not so much nowadays) a superstition in the ADF that a sniper's firstborn would always be a girl because the concussion would scramble his balls.
>>65339252zased
>>65339229>>65339240>>65339252>>65339270What did I miss?
>>65339294The "pregnant confederate Anne Frank"-weirdo posting NSFW pics from his R34 collection.
>>65339310>”pregnant confederate Anne Frank"-weirdoHe strange. As far as /k/ and /pol/ users go pretty level-headed and easygoing for the most part, but very strange.
>>65339335not him, but he simply has good taste, idk why he likes anne frank in particular though, pregnancy fetishism is just based in general.
>>65332104And?
>>65329887This.But bear in mind there's a scale.>t.one of my childhood acquaintances (not trailer trash, pretty smart) had three kids by 21.
>>65322252>>65322250It's neural pruning. It makes them retarded, but you can very easily teach women new things during late pregnancy and the first few years after a baby. I taught my wife linalg, calculus and set theory when we had our first son, but she also couldn't finish anything around the house that she started. Basically their brain unlearns a bunch of shit to free up capacity to quickly learn how to be a mother, but you don't have to use that capacity just for mothering skills.
>>65341838Based high IQ breeder counteracting Idiocracy by pumping out babies young.Tell me, does he/she just have an uncontrollable preggo fetish, was it an accident, or did they just married very young?
>>65341941>impregnate 100 women at the same time>teach them important stem fields and use them to rapidly develop a hyperadvanced spaceprogram>build extraterrestrial colony of preggo ladies and declare independence>expand>expand RAPIDLY>fill the universe with your offspring.
>>65339483Lots of guys are into Anne Frank, some just happen to be Southerners and like her pregnant
>>65345629>LotsDon't project.
>>65341838>3 kids by 21>pretty smartWas she or is she now married to the man that fathered those children?
>>65321812that only applies to stuff like, artillery and AT4s and shitrelatively puny .308 will not mirco concuss anything, o.p. is just a massive pansy or has some kind of pre-existing health problem
>>65345629I always preferred Margot desu
>>65346285Her body her choice
>>65347399Single mothers are net negative tax contributors therefore i am entitled to a choice on how she uses her body
>>65347387So if the Confederates are supposed to save pregnant Anne Frank who exactly is supposed save a heavily pregnant Margot?Confederates again? The Union Army? The Continental Army? British Redcoats?
>>65348833My dick
>>65321531If i shoot a pregnant woman, would the court still count it as one victim or two?
>>65321537>>65323091Did you know human breast milk is vegan, on account of women being able to give verbal consent?
>>65321531>shooting pregnantdon't do ityour baby will become literally, clinically retardedwe considered itmy wife wanted to go trap & skeet shooting (which we usually do once or twice per month)and agility wise it should be possible until somewhere in the second trimesterbutbullets with lead / heavy metal free primer are very hard to get and rarewe didn't find any (in time)there's plenty of evidence that your kid will get dumb from the fumes and lead residue on your fingers if it gets anywhere near your food / mouthalso the loud sounds and vibrations are bad for the baby as wellyour wife should also avoid shooting during breastfeedinglead and other heavy metal will get into the milkour solution was to get an air rifle for the time beingto the same, but better than not shooting
>>65348866Depends on the state, but very frequently 2 counts.
>>65348866>If i shoot a pregnant woman, would the court still count it as one victim or two?likely doesn't even mattermost countries have especially hard punishments for crimes against pregnant womeneven countries with strong rehabilitative justice system (like the nordics or central europe)heavily punish that (assuming you could reasonably know about the pregnancy)it's always argued with the particularly serious nature of the offenseand all mitigating factors will be pushed asideyou likely get the maximum sentence
Guys, this thread made me want to pump my chubby gf full of semen, can someone post guns to distract me from these terrible thoughts?
>>65349173>this thread made me want to pump my chubby gf full of semen, and this is a problem how exactly?>can someone post guns to distract me from these terrible thoughts?uh nomake sure she takes folic acid supplements for a few weeks thoughand if you're both /fit/, she won't get morning sicknessbut otherwisewhy not? why wait?
>>65321531>lead air poisoning after a range visitI give the kid -9 years of lifespan, if not dead on arrival.
>>65321531Don't know, but lead poisoning will give her child -5 iq points.
>>65347399Her body my choice
>>65342652>Tell me, does he/she just have an uncontrollable preggo fetish, was it an accident, or did they just married very young?Having one child makes women want to have more. Also hormonal contraceptives don't just stop women from getting pregnant, they stop women from wanting to get pregnant (and shrink their clits, reduce maternal instinct etc etc).
>>65321537
>>65347387Abby
>>65321531>does pregnancy affect aim or reaction time?No.
>>65351901THATS MY PURSEI DONT KNOW YOU
>>65351901How to get a deaf baby lol
>>65351986Look closer retard
>>65351988You look closer, that baby is deaf.
>>65351833They also make them less attractive to men.It’s science.
>>65352004That “baby” is a doll. You fucking blind retard.
>>65352013Let us agree to disagree.
>>65342813back to hell Tom Clancy
>>65352170No! There’s communists down there!
>>65321537this means the hormones are working properly, she needs another baby in there
>>65352013Does the doll hear? Checkmate.
>>65351986Would a baby heal any hearing damage as it grows?I genuinely don't know.
>>65352307Yes, in fact if you regularly prune their arms they grow faster and taller
>>65352245Not any more
>>65335300/thread
>>65351833Based biology
Where my Ghibli appreciators at?>>65348866At minimum it’s a great bodily injury enhancement if either survives. If both die, you’re getting hit with two counts of murder 100%. Even abortionator states like California consider unborn fetuses people when it comes to murder.>>65351901>loving wife who can be cradling her newborn one moment and double-tapping some nigger trying to mug her the nextI need this. Where do I find it?
>>65352323The classic bonsai baby method
>>65321537>brat just crawling around on the floor wondering why mommy is walking away from him
>>65329887Women are disgusting
>>65342652She, and based on the look in her eyes when she told me (and proceeded to hold eye contact for a weird amount of time), probably the former.She was... enthusiastic about it.>>65346285Didn't ask, but she wasn't a stupid person, nor trailer trash, and when we met she looked well presented. I assume she had a stable relationship.
>>65360872Well they’re the thing I want
>>65360972Based
>>65360972> proceeded to hold eye contact for a weird amount of timeYou put a baby in her, didn’t you?
When you are pregnant the baby uses all your calcium. Then "Calcium plays a critical biochemical role in vision, specifically in regulating how retinal cells recover from light exposure and adapt to different light levels."
>>65328813https://pastebin.com/3dMwaEpkI'm days late, but here you go, anon.
>>65345629>Lots of guys are into Anne Frank, some just happen to be Southerners and like her pregnantWhat if I'm a Northerner and like her pregnant?
>>65369328Then I’d question if you were actually a Northerner or just a Southerner in disguise.Tell me, what’s your opinion on barbecue?
>>65321531makes center body shots easier
This is probably a bit of a morbid question, but what kind of training do EMS, emergency rooms, and medics receive for dealing with gunshot wounds on pregnant women (or just pregnant women receiving life-threatening injuries in general)? Like, how would a surgeon deal with a nine month pregnant woman with a gunshot wound to the chest differently from a normal man or woman in the same circumstance? Is saving the child given priority over the mother?
>>65360820"Sorry brat, I have to make my thinly veiled fetish content that barely passes tiktok's community guidelines," she says, walking away and squeezing her breasts to keep the flow going.
>>65372595No. Mother is always given priority unless confirmed braindead or regular dead
>>65375343>No. Mother is always given priority unless confirmed braindead or regular deadDamn, how long can a baby realistically survive if mother's already dead? I've read the news stories of babies that were delivered from dead mothers by emergency c-section, but I'm curious because they usually don't mention how long elapsed between death and delivery. EMTs aren't equipped (or allowed I presume) to perform them on-the-spot so they obviously have to be transferred to a hospital equipped with an emergency room.
>>65375511Some pregnant black woman in Georgia was declared brain dead so they put her on life support for like 3 or 4 months to keep her "alive" so her baby could be savedHappened last year and people lost their minds over this for some reason
>>65352307Yes, you’re more likely to recover from hearing damage when you’re younger than when you’re elderly.
>>65375602Touche
>>65375560> they put her on life support for like 3 or 4 months to keep her "alive"Damn, they really went the extra mile for her.>Happened last year and people lost their minds over this for some reasonProbably had something to do with the fact it was reportedly done to comply with Georgia's anti-abortion laws (although I imagine the hospital would have likely done it regardless of the laws to avoid a public outcry), also racists, see >>65375602
>>65321531that ruger american is such a good gun
>>65348833This guy's dick >>65348864
>>65375803Why? Honest question. Just good for price?
>>65381586>Just good for price?It's more how good it is and how cheap it is. It's a symbol of how far rifles have come and how quickly. It's an entry level rifle that mostly shoots roughly an MOA and weighs less than 7lb. Shooting MOA out of the box used to be a prestige thing that cost serious money and meant a cumbersome rifle, and usually you'd need an armorer to work on the rifle to get it over the line. To put it into perspective when the US military put out a requirement for a 1.086 MOA sniper rifle in 1988, the rifle they ended up with was 12lb clean and unloaded, and it cost $5000 in 1988 dollars (about $14k today). By 2011 a $450 6.25lb rifle was in the same ballpark. Just insane.
>>65348833Confederates again obviouslyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6JhXwvzSkEOn a side note, a fresh Hershlag for all my fellow Khazar Milkers enjoyers
>>65382475Indeed. Thanks. Do you know if glass has come any further since then?
>>65375803>open bolt >ZZZZZZIP>close bolt>ZZZZZZIP
>>65385814Fellow fuzzy bolt enjoyer
>>65384809Holy moly
>>65385699Yes, a long way, but no one publishes any of the proper optical specs for optics so there's no way to give you an easy comparison of the increase in quality at a given price (or decrease in price for a given quality). Quality has improved, but doing it using just surface level features in the prior example, the US military put a fixed 10 power LR/T Leupold on their $14000 sniper rifle - these days they use a 3-20 power S&B PMII. Variable optics have gotten so much lighter, cheaper and better that there's almost no reason to use fixed power anymore. In terms of quality, transmission, resolution, durability etc are all way better than they used to be, but again, proving it is hard.
>>65357393>someone stroked their cock to this
>>65391046>someone was gay enough to not stroke his cock to this.
>>65321853A few particles of lead from a resolder pump are enough to ruin your life, how does that make you sleep at night knowing if you ever soldered those tiny pieces of glitter could be anywhere on anything?
>>65391083I mean, I did too, but only because it’s in this thread and I came across it. What I mean is someone thought this up and went to painstaking efforts to create it, all so they could blow their load.Also why is the Moskva on fire in the background? Does Kiki’s Delivery Service take place in Ukraine?
>>65324367>ChildShe's a literal machine
>>65394997She is also a drawing and thus not fucking real.
>>65394997>>65395295Ok pedos
>>65357393>random Zelensky cameo
>>65395789>n-no!No argument detected, normalfag opinion rejected.Anime website, newfag, you don’t like it you can leave.
>>65321531EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65322250It's not a bad thing, if your job is to be around kids all day you need to be a bit retarded like children are so you have an easier time hanging out with them all day.
>>65321537holy attention whore
>>65397041Yeahdumbass baby crawling to be on camera
>>65375560Made me realize people dont actually know what "brain dead" means, which means naming it that had the intended effect
people have already mentioned most of the reasons why pregnant women shouldn't shoot, but yeah - it's really, really bad for the babyLead isn't just in bullets, it's also in primers - and all of that gets airborne from the smoke and fumes. Lead is already really, really bad for you - and it's even worse for a growing baby. Also the concussion is really, really bad - with amniotic fluid that's basically just water providing essentially 0 protection from the sound and vibrations of a gunshot. It's good at protecting the baby from the occasional bump and given them a safe environment to develop, but when it comes to the concussion of a gunshot it's basically just a big echo chamber.also pregnant women drive me so feral it's unreal nice thread
>>65397333Who is this semen demon?
>>65397333What I would do to that ass
>>65397333>hanging, hunched over pregnant bellyHNNNNNNG
>>65339229>>65339252Who keeps drawing these?
>>65402615Someone based, i assume
But what if im a pregnant 11yo parentless alcoholic? This is discriminatory.
>>65321974I wonder if he felt even the slightest bit of regret as those flames were crawling up his back
>>65405287>dumb enough to join the militaryNot an introspective bone in its skinnyfat body.
>>65372595Essentially if it's not going to kill the mother they MIGHT TRY to use in vitro life support during an open womb surgery until mom's system is at least stable.If the government falls I "might try" to rule all the lands I see as well, MMV.
>>65375560It's racist to use her queenly black body like that but it's racist not to use the heights of white technology to save a black baby.Que serah, serah.
>>65399439Jennifer Connelly's amazing tits plus pregnant while she was in her prime
>>65399459Doggie was not a good preggo fucking position, kinda just missionary or side. On top wasn't bad but she got tired fast. Pregnant & horny is a powerful thing.
>>65321537this I've heard shooting ranges won't even allow pregnant women. You can't put hearing protection on the baby and pollutants like lead are far more harmful to a fetus than an adult.
>>65405475Lucky bastard.
>>65397333would
>>65321537This is one of the hottest webms of all time
>>65321645>This. Don't shoot pregnant.Thanks Geneva convention I'll write that down. Later. If I remember (where I put the landmines)
>be me 10 years ago+>be cop>get called to house after reports of shots fired>immediately assume that it's the normal domestic violence bullshit>roll up to house with a AR locked and loaded>see blood trail leading out of the front yard>oh no>get greeted at the door by nine month pregnant 20-ish year old woman wielding a fucking Benelli shotgun that's almost as tall as she is>she explains that some nigger gang that had been casing houses for the past few days broke in, she overheard it, grabbed her husband's shotgun from the closet, blasted one of them near point blank range and practically took his arm off>where was her husband in all of this?>he had a giga-preggo fetish (I could see why, she definitely had that kind of body that pregnancy fetishists would go nuts over) and had apparently celebrated her first day of maternity leave by eating a mouthful of weed brownies, COOMing in her 20 times, passed out, and was still in their bed basically completely incoherent, so she had to take matters into her own hands>we tracked down the intruder she had shot and true to her word, she had practically blown his arm off (he had a Glock in his waistband that he had apparently been reaching for when he was hit)>later talked to her when the case was in court and I was called as a witness, she gave birth to a baby boy in the very room she had nearly killed someone in a week laterDefinitely one of the stranger house calls I've responded to desu
>>65410299>eating a mouthful of weed brownies, COOMing in her 20 times, passed out, and was still in their bed basically completely incoherent, so she had to take matters into her own handsMy disdain for potheads grows daily
>>65321714>fetishismYou mean a healthy sex drive.
>>65410299It’s always the luckiest of guys that are the biggest of idiots.Fucking potheads.
>>65410299> she gave birth to a baby boy in the very room she had nearly killed someone in Pottery.
>>65410346>>65410471Sour grapes
>>65410612>sour grapesYou don’t know what sour grapes means, dipshit.Sour grapes means you pretend you didn’t want something anyway just because you don’t have it and someone else does.I very much still want a pregnant waifu to pump babies into and have not expressed any sentiment to the contrary.just because i’m angry at that weedbro for nearly fucking up and getting his waifu killed by being a high retard, doesn’t mean i don’t still want a preggo waifu.
>>65410853In his defense, he was extremely embarrassed about it after he had sobered up. He definitely struck me as one of those “I’ll kill/die to protect my woman” types and on any other night, he probably would have. He just had the misfortune of being as high as a kite on the one night where he would have had the opportunity. He would just as easily been drunk instead and the outcome would have been the same.
>>65410519Yeah, she showed me some of the announcement photos and walls still had visible holes the pellets had made. They hadn’t even had time to repair the damage before she gave birth.>>65410853Forgot to add, he deserves at least some of the credit because she had never so much as seen a gun before meeting him and he had taught her how to use it. He obviously did a fine job.
>>65410299>nine month pregnant>first day of maternity leaveDo Americans really??
>>65410870Did he take that as the sign from god it was to straighten up?
>>65410917>>65410870He should count himself lucky his wife could seed death as well as she could seed life.
>>65410966No, half of us don’t even get maternity leave. But that’s because America has men. And guns. But also niggers. So mixed bag.
>>65410346You should be able to rely on your waifu to protect you when you’re vulnerable too anon.
>>65411157Me agreeing with you on that does not remove responsibility for the weedman for fucking up. She was merely the second, plump layer of the survivability onion, but you should always strive to stop the enemy at the first layer. He should strive to do better next time.
>>65321531The first trimester is the critical period of pregnancy. Any lead or chemical contamination in the mother's blood can and will transfer to the baby. Once the baby is developed by the third trimester you'd run into problems with loud sound. 90-100 decibels is the loudest a pregnant mother could protect. Even just being in a gun range can harm a baby's hearing. That being said, I still believe pregnant women should pose with (clean) guns in safe environments. It's sexy.
>>65410968I haven't seen them since so idk. They seemed like a genuinely nice couple to me though. They were college students who were working normal jobs, quite modest and easygoing . He didn't at all strike me as a stereotypical stoner who was spending his whole day rolling joints (I've dealt with terminal stoners before and once he had sobered up, he did not at all exhibit any of the signs of someone frying their own brain with repeated drug use). I really think he just had the misfortune of having a break-in on the one day he was indulging in a relatively harmless vice.>>65410966>Do Americans really??I mean, my own mom was back on the job within a week of when I was born because she ran her own business and no one else could do fill that role for her.
>>65410299>she gave birth to a baby boy in the very room she had nearly killed someone in
>>65411157Yeah, and you shouldn't be a fucking junkie
>>65404483Lol
>>65403319Fern's water broke didn't it?
>>65415858I don’t know if fern’s water broke, i think she’s mostly jealous because he gave frieren a baby bump. Did you not see it?
>>65357393Pregnant Kiki is so hot bros
>>65411157Woman of my dreams :3
>>65410299Based wifey
>>65397333need preggo tomboy
Since this is the topic of the thread I'm going to ask you a question that is bothering me recently. How do I stop a woman from killing my child? So, I've been dating this girl for about 4 months now. I'm 32, she's 21 y/o. We really clicked, she's fit and beautiful, she likes anime, guns, we really have much in common. She seemed perfect until recently. She got pregnant and says that she's not ready for a baby and wants to get an abortion. It is illegal where we live, but it's totally doable to go abroad and do it there. Pretty much everyone I asked about this says that she's a horrible person for even considering an abortion and that I should not be with her if she will do it. I really love her and I want to have a baby with her. I can't imagine being with any other girl at the moment. Her only valid reasons for abortion are: She's too young and not ready for a child now; we don't know each other that well yet; In a month from now I'm going on a one year long job related course and will be away on weekdays. It is also unknown where I will be working after that course.What to do? I guess I could tell her parents and other people she knows to exert social pressure on her, I'm pretty sure everyone would take my side on the subject. But I don't want to lose her trust, I love her and I want to be with her even if she eventually gets an abortion.
>>65428343Well, my advice for next time would be using some condoms
>>65428343Nobody wants a kid at 21. Are you gonna kill the little shit yourself before it pops out, or would you rather a doctor just up and does it? Just because you're ready to crank out a kid doesn't mean she's ready to lose her 21-y.o. figure and get fat.
>>65428398Post your hand, shitskin
>>65428343Sorry, but you’re fucked mate.Best case scenario, she has the baby but resents you for it so she dumps the kid on you and runs off.Worst case scenario, you come home one day to find that she killed the kid and tried to kill herself, but foids think that’s okay because she was depressed and suffered a psychotic episode, but really it’s fine because she was just saving the child and herself from being abused by you, but none of that REALLY matters because in reality it was actually YOU that murdered your kid and tried killing your girlfriend, and the fact that you were con camera thirty minutes away at the time just proves that you’re a supernatural being, you heartless monster.
>>65321953do it if you have the time/money and you might save yourself from lead poisoning/brain damage as the years go by
>>65428517No the best case is she gets over the apprehension of a first pregnancy which is natural because you can die from it and gets over her TikTok antinatalism from the huge oxytocin doses women get around babies. Just gotta watch that postpartum depression inbetween. That’s real shit but hopefully doesn’t last too long if at all. >>65428343Tell her to trust you anon. You can get both of you through this.
>>65321531it's not good for the baby's ears to shoot while pregnant
>>65429431then don't let the baby shoot or get pregnant.
>>65429448>he doesn't want his baby to shootSHALLNOT
>>65428343Propose to her
>>65431301Who let the boomer in? He already fucked up once. Don’t throw more money into the pile to get it back.
I can't be the only one honoring her memory by cranking one out to her pregnancy pics right now.
>>65433451no, i'm cranking one out to this part of this video right now.https://youtu.be/dp4YTkyZZXM?t=268was just browsing surfing videos after going surfing myself and came across this gem.
>>65433491>was just browsing surfing videos after going surfing myself and came across this gem.
>>65429689BE
>>65321531It definitely leaves you vulnerable to attack from behind
This thread's been up for so long that [spoiler]I became a father :)[/spoiler]
>>65438948congrats anon, boy or a girl?
>>65438948Now you better not turn it into an ipad baby
>>65438948congrats anon, shota or loli?
They're larger and slower, some guys react slower, some don't.
>>65438948Top kek.Remember, prime development age for intelligence over life is in the first twelve months, so keep them mentally stimulated with children's books and challenges as much as possible. That is arguably more important than a lot of other shit over the next twenty years.
>>65428343You need to win her trust. You need to reassure her. You need to give her reason to believe that everything is all right and you're going to handle everything. She sounds lovely - you love her, she is a blessing to you and to everyone who knows her, and the world needs more of her. This child could not possibly be anything but a good thing. Life is a team sport - it's more fun when shared. What's the point of just running around by yourself? Why not skip to the good ending and live the grand adventure of life with the people you love most right next to you?Ultimately, you can't make her do anything, but you can make it easy for her to do the right thing.
>>65438963>>65438996Thanks guys :3A boy. A big very happy boy.And before any of you ask, yes, I did fuck her into labor and we both enjoyed it :)>>65438994No worries. I don't even own iPad and my wife and I already agreed that he wouldn't be given access to electronics until at least the age 10 and even then, we'll be starting off simple, non-smartphones (around the same age I was given my first old school flip-phone so I could stay in touch with my parents after school)..>>65439119Luckily I actually held on to some of my old baby/toddler toys even into adulthood because I thought they were cool and figured it would be nice to pass on (babies don't mind if you're giving them hand-me-down toys).
>>65441331>I did fuck her into labordas hot, ngl that's a new life goal for me
>>65329887>>65322582>>65322246Holy demiurge cattleIt disgusts me knowing such mindless slaves exist, continuing the cycle, producing more tasty loosh
>>65441977>mentally ill schizo is jealous of our happinesslol, cry your eyes out faggot, back to /x/ with you, you will never be a father.
>>65352307A one-time defensive shooting probably wouldn't leave all that much in the way of permanent hearing damage, but taking your baby to the range on a daily basis or something will.
