To day is the 14th of july and french are going to start their biggest military parade in about an hour.Let's post french stuff /k/
Cute Jaguar
>>65329672I wonder how he feels when he sees iton the one hand, its frenchon the other, its a jaaaag
If you want to watch i live, here is a linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy3KgfEg8_E
>>65329672It's Fenrir now
This guy got his cape sized wrong
We starship troopers now
The parade is about to begin
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>>65329740vghh jvpiter
Are french parades as weirdly horny as everything else in french society?
>>65329802This is French restraint.
>>65329802Why don't you watch it for yourself, lots of cuties
>>65329802Just watch and see.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uuQgZrSRt0
>>65329802humiliation ritual
>>65329805>all these little RC carscute!
you now remember Trump's parade
>>65329813Not this year ?Humiliation this year is EU troops.
>>65329808Or if you want me to comment live in french:>>65329699
>>65329818
>>65329820>Ultramarines
>>65329819>if you want me to comment live in frenchWhy would I want that ? I'm alreayd listening to a faggot (Stéphane Bern).
>>65329820Damn, Happy to have missed it.
>>65329822i meant i comment in english, sorryand i share fun fact since i'm an active airman
>>65329817I don't
>>65329817How could we forget?
>>65329740The CiC riding in style as part of the parade instead of being a fat fuck sitting on the benches and clapping is so much better.
Aiiiieeee where the tanks at
>>65329813Is the one in the loincloth the General?
>>65329845The trophies identify him as a Tyrannic War Veteran.Him and his brothers will ritually consume a prostitute tonight.
slowbois incoming
>>65329850Vgh, French /k/ulture
>>65329862Look at that chungus. What a absolutemente unite.
Finally replaced their olds FAMASes
Armor now
drone bait convoy incoming
>>65329868you shut the fuck up, FAMAS is goated
>>65329869Look at them go :D
>>65329868disgusting
>>65329871>muh drones shut up nigger
the fuck is this trash star wars music
>>65329880>star wars invented orchestra[...]
>>65329868Sad and german-cucked.
muh drones
>>65329883could be worse
griffons
>>65329886VABs looked cooler imothis avengers music is cringe
>>65329890>VABs looked cooler imoVABs are tiny and are made of paper maché
Jaguars
>>65329820Are those French Polynesians?
>>65329900Laarpers, but yeah. Our polynesians have nothing to do with hakka...
>>65329899now those are coolidk how they'd fair outside of africa though
very weird bois
>>65329900of course, everybody has some Polynesiansdon't you?
>>65329906what is that?
[...]
cage d'écopage leclerc
>>65329909looks like a bridge layer
>>65329904french armoured vehicles always look so silly
navy drones
>>65329910>1 (one) Leclerc>it's not even driving on its own power
frenchman walking his drone
>>65329919acab
>>65329910The city of Paris asked for them not ro run on their own because they fuck up the road.
>>65329903Black Hawk status?
>>65329910At least it's not a shed!
combat firefighters
>>65329926It's for pet birds.
Oh wow the camera man had a kevlar vest and even a kevlar ass protector
the band is on point, where can I book them for my upcoming birthday?
Horse shitshow incoming
>>65329664Rather jaunty fellows aren't they?
Not standing in shit for once somehow.How lucky.
I think it's nifty having the dias/cameras facing the parade instead of on one side as is usually the case
>one tank>it's driven around>it's cope caged
>>65329918drone walking his frenchmen
>>65329930The famas is for when water is not sufficient
kino celt music
>>65329946Marine troops are always the kinoesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1VLAlxewos&list=RDd1VLAlxewos&start_radio=1
Zelensky just like "Ok I want 40 of those, get 20 of that thing, tell me more about that vehicle..."
>>65329905We had Samoans but lost them after WW1.
>>65329664Joyeuse fête nationale motherfuckers.
>>65329953did you just call me fat you fucking prick
>turkish flag
>>65329906muh dick
is it just me or is the big french flag crooked?
Who are the dildoes in red pants? They look like fuckin dorks.
You will join the Marine.
Fuck is this guy doing there
Is Boris Johnson there?
>>65329966He's still officially the PM.I'm kind of missing Carney.
>>65329966He is technically still PM, until the next one is decided. Just like the President is still the President until the next one is inaugurated
>>65329966oi am in my primewould you test your strength out on me!?
>>65329961Mdr chaque ligne est un mensonge plus gros que la précédente c'est chaud
>>65329973The next one has been decided, he just needs to be formally sworn in.
You can literally see how badly humanity wants the real station wagon back.
>>65329980Soon brother.The poor are bringing the revolution once again.
>>65329900the are the new Scots, their proper latin name is Canaque Nova Caledonia
>>65329995The dodge magnum wagon with the hemis all straight blacked out was SEXOOOOOO
>>65329953Joyeuse fête mon ami de sud, mais à la Françe il faut un roi.
>>65329966I thought he was their butler for a second.
>>65329976que veut dire être bien appointé ?
>>65330028good salary
>>65329966Forget Starmer, what's with the 1950s Beatnik in the back?
>>65329808thanks for the link
>>65330032Yoko Ono
>>65330032Macrons personal Bene Gesserit witch
Is this the last parade with FAMAS?>>65329862Butcher regiment?
>>65330078Combat Engineers.
I've just realized that the Frogs don't have tracked IFV like the Bradley/Puma/CV90.They've went full wheeled.
>>65330173That's French doctrine for 30 if not 40 years now. Going full wheely. That's an issue considering the shift that ukraine war induced. They were correct on the motorized howitzer though. Cesar, Bohadna, Archer, Dana and co seem more suited to survive drone war than the tracked howitzer.
>>65329678L'HAMMONDYOU BACKED INTO THE AFV SPORTAGE
>>65330268>>65329664People told me the frogs had big scary nukes and that Russia should be scared and all, and yet not a single nul3 to show for? /k/ lied to me? no way!
>>65329817Only thing i've seen of it was the little soldier pretending to fly a drone
>>65330397No, europoors rely on American nukes and have to ask daddy Trump for permission otherwise the kill switch make those completely uselessFrogs always so arrogant yet no sovereignty to show for themselves
>>65329664is that a famas?
>>65329817I think this was an active sabotage by the personnel protesting his retardation and trying to prop himself off their back
>>65330397I too would have enjoyed seeing a SSBN rolling
>>65329915sharkkit flies and floats?
>>65330404Terrible bait
>>65329910Should have rounded it and gave the tank a giant kepi
>>65330397>>65330430French nukes will probably remain based on submarines and fighter jets, but France is working on a land-based variant of the MdCN cruise missile in the same class as a Tomahawk and it's also working on conventional ballistic missiles with ranges of 1000-2500kmGermany is involved in this too and might license produce them as wellan announcement is expected soon when the French and German defense ministries meet this Fridayso we might see trucks with cruise missiles and/or ballistic missiles on the 14 July parade in a couple years.
the aforementioned land cruise missile
>>65329921leclerc always used to drive on their own, the paris cuck just don't want to pay for repairs and instead keep put all the money in their pockets
Sorry I couldn't be in the thread today, as I was near the parade. From where was, I couldn't see the vehicles though.It was quite comfy, loved how happy and cheering the crowd was.Posting some quick and dirty edited photos I took.
>>65330523>>65330524>2 F35sare those british or belgian or what? I can't make out the roundel
>>65330544The one on the rear seems Danish
*camps*
YES I CONFESS, ARREST ME MA'AM
*taxes my ChinkExpress shipment*
All right, that's it for now, I've yet to do the helis but I'm pretty sure I fucked them all up anyway.
>>65330598The>knifehanding what the fuck is that marching step
Were there any foreigners marching? Last year there were Finns.
>>65329817Actually related to the thread since he really, REALLY wanted his own parade after attending the Bastille Day Parade, so he got one for his next birthday, and you could tell how happy everyone was to be used as props for it. >>65330619Who wore it best?>White text with the tricolore>Black text>Blank
>>65329699>>65330504Great stuff. Thanks, French anons!
>>65330619Those are lvl 20 operator pants.
No cavalry shots? ;_;
>>65330626What's with the sewer works hiviz stripes on their trouser legs?
>>65330696a military parade without guns is next level retarded
>>65329664>Ten days lateTypical French laziness.
>>65329820>UltramarinesThese are not Sons of Guilliman.
>>65329920All commies are butthurt
>>65330805/k/ version is superior.
>>65329966
>>65330636that's probably the most French picture of the whole set
>>65330127Kino
Before ruling over the French.
>>65330945And after.
>>65330947To be fair, ruling makes your hair go grey. But he's still SWAG as fuck. he could take over the role of OSS117.
>>65330947grey sideburns is a based look
>>65330977Proof that you can still rock a widow's peak as long as you're attractive and fit.
the ukies were definitely one of the best marchers, they had been practicing for sure.
>>65330945>>65330947>>65330977yeah pretty much, Obama aged like hell during his presidency
And posting some cute helis
>>65329664OP a la guerre come a la guerre, would join Charlemagne?
Also what the fuck, I thought it was just carrying some big package, but turns out it was carrying people.That's if folks, time to cook something, watch the first episode of Tanya S2, and then watch the football match if it doesn't sucks too much.
Where are the T I G E R S
>>65331160>Also what the fuck, I thought it was just carrying some big package, but turns out it was carrying people.IIRC It was part of an exercise.>Hostage situation on a bus >GIGN jumped out of an airplane into the area>Headshot all the terrorists at the same time>Fuck off by helicopter for maximum swag
>>65331141everyday of the keep, as long as it to remove kebab or russians
>>65331195très basé
>>65330289Astonishingly good post holy fuck.
Our local french unit had their event and photo shoot. I wonder if they are allowed out to the town because last year they had huge fight with brits. I hope french win against spain or paris wont be the only place on fire.
>>65331237>because last year they had huge fight with britsdo tell more the only bar fight I've been in with uniformed troops was the Spanish foreign legion cleaning out a couple of bars
>>65331245I only have 3rd party info that they were at a local bar and they got rowdy so both british and french MPs were called.
>>65330032Spigot!
>>65331237I assume this won't be your first soccer riot, win or lose stuff is going to burn.
>>65330570>propeller plane escorted by jetsI wonder how difficult it is to have those all going at the same speed
Just stopping by to wish my fellow French a happy 14 Juillet and say Vive la France
>>65330579these aren't french are they?
>>65331312noicemine was reportedly started over some bongs insulting one of the legions womenkind of odd since the legion isn't based in the bong part of Majorca all I did was mind my beer and try not to get hitas far as bar fights are concerned I'd rate it a solid 8/10 but since all injured where still walking I can't rate it any highert.-frequent brawler during my uni years
>>65330945>>65330947Ruling France isn't for the weak
>>65331368nique le sud ou le nord?
Well, we're not gonna win this match at this rate, bad day
being french is awesome ngl
>>65331399based
>>65331410>"zut aux barbares""Mort aux cons" sounds better imo
Someone shoot Mbappe with a Leclerc's canister shot!
Welp, we lost, but clearly Spain was better not only technically but strategically, no doubts about it.
>>65329945>The famas is for when water is not sufficientThey are still hosing down.
Where is the Twingo part of the parade
>>65331410What's the symbolism of Napoleon riding a rooster baguette anons.
>>65331828https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallic_rooster
>>65331595Renault is love, Renault is life. If you need proof that the US is soulless, it is because they don't seem to appreciate a good Renault. I would say Twingo instead of Renault if not that the Clio also has some based versions/editions.inb4 American'ts with their brodozers claim they aren't jealous while clearly being jealous.
>>65331868Fascinating, thanks.
>>65329966That's Macron's wife.>>65330005First time I've ever heard nostalgia for those things, and it's probably the last. >>65330977I remember I tuned in to NPR late in DJT's first term, just to hear them bitch and moan about DJT, and one of the female commentators had the complaint that 'he hasn't even started graying yet, he's not stressed out by the job at all!'
>>65329672those side bags dont seem very useful to me
>>65329817glum
>>65329664Imagine if they wore a less retarded hat, would be the most aesthetically pleasing force on earth.
>>65332526>he hasn't even started graying yet, he's not stressed out by the job at all!That's why you should always take POTUS to the (reflecting) pool on the first date, so you can see him without makeup
>>65329906>you're_mom's_dildo.bmp
>>65330471They just had to give the truck a fat shit eating grin.
>>65330945>>65330947I honestly prefer the after version. Not a fan of the XBOX HUEG nose.t. fag
>>65330619>be native frenchman (actually arab immigrant)>cause trouble>tight-assed policewomen attempt to arrest me>rape them
>>65330945>>65330947think he looks better after tbqhwyhe's still a twat though
>>65331366it's a turboprop, it can do 350 kn
>>65333042>implying they are not wearing tactical buttplugs
>>65332963Uncultured heritageless swine.
>>65332972As the joke goes>The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the American people.>>65333042You post on 4chan, making the bet that 10 times out 10, everyone in that image can overpower you and feed you your own teeth.
>Legion going last in their slow march>VOILA DU BOUDINImmense kino, ngl.
>1 (one) tankpathetic. last year's french parade had 9meanwhile the Polish parade...
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>>65330801not letting them march in-step because "it looks too nazi" is beyond next level retarded
>>65335832>>65335841They are in a different category, Poland is a second world country that focuses on defending against a potential soviet ground invasion while France is a nuclear power with force projection in mind. They don't need that many tanks cause they literally use the "ultime avertissement" doctrine if an enemy steps on their ground anyway
>>65329805I still think that's totally wild and don't care what none of y'all say.
>>65329930You could almost call it...A BULLET HOSEYYYEEEAAA
>>65332526>That's macrons wifeNobody? Cmon.
The French army is a shadow of their WW2 power (not pictured)
