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What was the worst military you worked with?
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>>65331960
The US Army
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>>65331960
The KISS Army
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Does some Ranjit recycle threads for attention or is it a bot?
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>>65331999
probably somebody with a 4chan themed facebook or reddit account looking for some sort of funny reply to screenshot and post for engagement.
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>>65331960
Training the ana was pretty funny. Rejects the taliban didn't want. Training with idf conscripts was pretty bad to their just as fucking retarded.
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>>65331960
I've only worked with one other military and that was with the Royale Marines and they were cool dudes.
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>>65331999
I think it’s the same guy, he pretends to be a American serviceman and then seethes about Australians
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>>65331980
This is why you deputize the Insane Clown Posse.
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i never personally worked with any other militaries but during rimpac in 2016 i hung out with some canadians at a bar and made fun of them for being leafs fans
they had a good laugh
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>>65331960
Worked as a journalist and seen a couple different forces up close. No real "military" insight but the Chinese navy (PLAN) was the weirdest. Just a strange mix of things looking kind of cheap with sailors lying around being lazy (and then grabbing their shit and literally running away terrified as the guided press tour came through) plus really stiff officers (in that communist sort of way) combined with propaganda everywhere. Just a little bit bizarre. Kind of felt like being in a Jackie Chan movie although I didn't have to fight a guy.
https://youtu.be/dbIW3WObABQ
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>>65332042
We must never forget, that love is a battlefield.
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>>65332054
To be fair, when the press hangs around my workplace, I run and hide too.

Mostly so I don’t get fired for assaulting a j*urnalist. God, I hate those faggots.
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Former Australian Army here.

I went over to Ukraine in 2023 with the 3rd Assault Brigade and did their basic training with them hoping I could transfer to Chosen Company and serve with some other westerners. The Ukrainians were a bunch of corrupt alcoholic retards and I found the language barrier impossible to overcome. The people I met were just shit cunts. I had money stolen, my fucking merino wool socks and thermal underwear stolen, and all the people were constantly begging me for shit all the time like they thought I was some kind of millionaire.
I kept asking and messaging the guys at Chosen trying to get my command to agree to a transfer and they were just fucking me over saying how higher up had to approve it and how I should stay in my current unit and right before we were supposed to go off to pre-deployment training I had a heart to heart with myself and realised I couldn't trust any of the people around me in a barracks and I definitely couldn't trust them in combat, and that I was most likely going to get killed for no reason in a shithole full of awful people who couldn't care less about me. I ended up breaking contract and going home but seriously fuck Ukrainians and fuck their stupid country. I unironically hope everyone I met there is dead now.
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>>65332476
>chosen company
why the fuck would you go to chosen out of all the places? even in 2023 there were much better options than the fertilizer company
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>>65332476
at least you are still a virgin
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>>65331960
The juggalo army
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>>65332566
He may have died that way, but he wasnt buried that way
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>>65332476
>it's not fair I was supposed to be hailed as the hero of mankind and given free pussy and beer and put into the top tier speshul forces team even though I was just a recruit from an army that hasn't fought a war in half a century
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>>65332581
>no how dare you the Ukrainian Army are the hecking good guys!

Why are redditors like this?
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>>65332593
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
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>>65332593
Yep, its a vatnik
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>>65332025
>Royale Marines
Did they come with cheese?
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>>65332667
Yes. Fromunda
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>>65332566
>>65332574
He had a donbabwean wife.
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>>65332719
I thought he WAS the donbabwean wife
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>>65332528
A guy from my battalion I served with them and was vouching for me. I wanted to serve with guys who spoke english and I was stuck facing going into the meatgrinder with 100% ukrainians who hardly even talked to me
>>65332581
cunt I went to Iraq and also basically no one at Chosen had combat experience prior to Ukraine except yanks. I didn't want to go into combat with fucking fetal alcohol syndrome 40 year old ukrainian men who would leave me to die if I got shot
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>>65332797
>iraq
>aussie army
premium fobbit right here, lol
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>>65332126
I've seen Marines look at me like they wanted to kill me. It's like they have Terminator vision that zooms in like [Identified: Journalist. Task: Kill Kill Kill]
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>>65331960
Latvians are actually retarded
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>>65332566
Which retard was this again? Ukrainians*definitely didn't* kill him in detention for being a treasonous fuck right?
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>>65333833
Texan commie, went to donbass to fight for ziggers, was killed and raped by them.
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>>65332054
Didn't they even try to honeytrap you?
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>>65333844
Good.
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>>65333833
Nah that was a different treasonous fuck, but he might have died just from how poor his living conditions were when he got picked up
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>>65334009
Honestly it just makes me happy that there are enough dead retards that I can get them confused.

Here's hoping every single one of them got raped first.
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>>65333851
The interpreter assigned to us was attractive but absolutely no way. You know one way I think they do that is via OSINT milblogger guys. I don't mean having sex with them, but you know what I mean, like you see some Chinese milblogger guy sniffing around.
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>>65334461
Oh, there’s definitely honeypot bots on Twitter. A couple days ago, the USAF posted something about the F-15EX, and there were a dozen accounts in the replies, all named Sophie or some variation, all asking for super specific information that’s not really of interest to the average (or even special interest) ethot. Stuff like whether the fly-by-wire system has a different feel.
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>>65331960
My own
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From what I've experienced of them, the South Koreans would absolutely get their shit stomped by the norks. I've watched them conga line an entire platoon into a prepared machine gun just to capture a single, tiny, one room building. For some reason there was no thought of throwing in grenades or using artillery, just zoom 30 guys in and hope you capture it with one guy still standing
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>>65332574
Wait, i thought he got the good'ol "rape,death,defiled", are you telling me that they skipped the first rape?
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>>65334891
Tbh, even americans suffers from this.
All that CQB training is kind of lazy desu.
Saw videos of ppl cleaning houses by throwing anti-tank mines in Ucraine.
I think that things like "button hook" and "point of domination" kind of lose sense once 3 kilos of TNT is tossed in your room.
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>>65333844
in that order?



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