>>65332062
>Chicago 2012, ground apartment
>Roommate leaves for work
>I'm unemployed, sleeping in
>Hear noises from the kitchen
>Think roommate forgot something and came back
>Start to hear shit being knocked over, and ebonics
>Ohshit.exe
>It's time
>Pull out my s&w 38 special
>Take a deep breath, exit room right into the kitchen
>A fucking nigger in a white wifebeater has crawled halfway through the kitchen window
>I am butt naked with a chubby
>I raise my arm, and in the most calm yet affirmative way say "Crawl back out, nigger."
>"sorry sorry sorry" is all he says as he crawls back
>After a few seconds I come out the rear door and see him and some other nigga jump the fence
>Prior to this they robbed the next door neighbor
Only time I ever had to pull a gun at anyone while leaving in Chicago.

>>65332185
I would say you should have shot him but it's Chicago

No self defense stories, but I have a few ND stories!
>At friends apartment at college.
>Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used
>Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

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>>65332233
I've NDed myself so I dont want to seem like the pot calling the kettle black here but holy shit dude. Eight times is a lot!

Got’em

>>65332062
drunk guy pounding on my door late at night, pounding like hes trying to open it with his fists.
>don't answer it.jpg
Run to my room to grab my AR-15
wife answers it
goddamnit.
He pushes through her and meets me, gets a face full of A1 flash hider, finds Jesus, and leaves the way he came in.

>>65332233
maybe you should just quit while you're ahead, before you get glock leg.

>>65332233
notto dis shittu again

>>65332233
It happens to the best of us. Don't beat yourself up over it.

>>65332540
>wife answers it
Why the fuck did she answer the door?

>>65332062
Three draw stories. Both of them pretty stupid.

First one, pretty short
>living in quintessential "this used to be a nice neighborhood" suburb with my folks.
>legally retarded neighbor who mows lawns and weedeats for a living buys a brand new mower
>retarded neighbor says something to the wrong person.
>new mower stolen. Retard is ruined
>neighborhood puts money together to buy him a new one.
>my 4'10" 130lb mother is furious
>sees nog activities one day
>they're trying to steal his mower again (they know he's an easy target at this point)
>my mother starts running down the street after these nogs.
>again 130lb 4'10" woman
>chihuahua.mkv
>only 19 so I have to go find whatever my dad left out
>shitty ass Raven Arms 25 and LCP 380 with one mag only in each
>whatthefuckdad.png
>grab and load both and run down the street after my mother.
>she's recording and verbally berating them
>thisnigsboutanog.gif
>shuffle her behind me
>show weapon and tell them to fuck off
>nigs aw shiet and nope the fuck out "sowwy massa" stuff.
>mom starts bitching me out for bringing a gun when "she had it handled"
>womanmoment.jpg
>tries to call the police
>take her phone and tell her no because even though they were committing a crime, so was I by brandishing.
>don't give her back her phone till she agrees

Next

>just graduate college
>dual major in 2 years ftw
>go to celebration dinner
>sister stays home because "I'm sick"
>whatever. Sister and I aren't close anyway.
>come home
>need to shit
>shitting.gif
>mom comes in screaming "anon! Someone's in the house! He just ran out and is fighting with your dad"
>don't wipe
>get up, run to room and get pdw
>sister standing there just "in shock"
>she sees me rack it
>I run outside
>guy peels off in his car as I raise my weapon
>dad outside, little blood on his face with his shitty LCP from last story in his hand
>looks like dad got knocked and chicken shit ran scared when dad put his gun in his face
Cont

>>65333309
Women can be spectacularly stupid about their own survival.

>>65333317
Cont
>dad carries condition three so it was just a threat
This does however result in him carrying condition one going forward though
>go inside
>question sister
>shaky fake shock and fake tears
>ohmyfuckingnerevariswear.bat
>we have a security camera on both doors
>tell her I know she's faking and if she actually just invited him in and she tells me I will delete the footage and not tell dad
>keeps to her story
>"okay sis but what happens next could've been avoided"
>pull footage
>faggot walks into my house through unlocked door with food in his hand
>go to sister's room and find food she tried to hide in trash can
>tell mom so she can tell dad after he gets done in the bathroom
>nope the fuck out of there for a few days to friends house cause no way I'm getting involved in what's about to happen when dad finds out

Tldr almost murdered a dude because my sister is a whore

Last one
>be with now wife, fiancée at the time
>her boomer grandfather is a HUD house renter
>needs our help, pays us 50 bucks for an hour of work
>easymoney.gif
>of course carrying because HUD is a step above section 8 so I know this place is gonna be in a bad neighborhood
>and I was right
>moving some stuff
>neighbors shitty dogs come out and start barking and chasing us up and down the fence
>chihuahua, collie mutt, and shitbull
>all of a sudden the chihuahua and collie disappear, shitbull still in yard barking
>walking back down hill towards old garage we were moving stuff out of
>chihuahua and collie appear outside and begin circling
>chihuahua can be kicked but im not fucking with that collie
>wife's woman mode activates and she stands still staring them down
>draw my piece and start yelling at them to get back
>kick them both in the mouth
>wife starts screaming "DON'T SHOOT ANON NO!"
>ohmyfuckingnerevariswearpart2.bat
>try to move her back up the hill to safety to which she's not budging
>"FUCKING MOVE"
>nope.png
Cont

>>65333344
Cont
>hear her grandpa yelling at the dogs because they're now in the garage with him that he left open
>run in and kick the collie and chihuahua again
>runs away yipping
>find the hole they came through
>thank God it was too small for the shitbull to get through or else this would've probably been a defensive story
>check grandpa, he's fine
>go back to wife
>she's furious
>"Anon you just have to assert dominance! You don't need to pull your gun! That was so stupid."
>I'm enraged at how stupid she was not to move or to get back to safety.
>tell her to get in the fucking car we're leaving
>she spends whole ride home bitching about it
>calling me a trigger happy psycho because my gun was my first reaction
>finally have enough and spend rest of evening showing her dog mailing people vids the rest of the night
>she doesn't speak the rest of the night
>never brings it up again
>still got paid

>>65333324
Correct. I have experienced this three times now.

And that's a wrap on mine.

>>65332233
Bonus ND story

>come back from hike
>took my 45 colt with me
>rained so I'm cleaning it
>finish cleaning and reload it
>no transfer bar safety so I always leave it resting hammer down on an empty cylinder
>hands still oily from cleaning
>fatalerror.gif
>rotate cylinder to empty chamber, not chamber before empty
>bring it up to full cock
>now is on loaded chamber
>bringing it back down
>thumb slips
>bang.wav
>ND directly through my upstairs floor into kitchen
>hit refrigerator

And that's how I bought my parents a new fridge and ceiling and still get called one bullet Barney by my dad to this day

And that's all folks!

>>65332185
How did you pay the rent if you were unemployed?

>>65333377
You know people can do this thing called saving money so that when they're in a situation such as unemployment they're not completely fucked right? I know, planning for potential future hardship requires an IQ greater than than the temp of a walk in fridge but maybe you'll get there one day.

>>65333377
Sugar Daddy

>>65332407
Its a copypasta; he just exposed you as a newfag.

>>65333409
>no savings = extremely stupid
Given that roughly half of Americans have basically fuck all in savings (<$1000), I suppose that does check out.

>>65334316
>half
Its more than that now, shits fucked thank cletus

>>65334316
I have less than $200 and just moved out to live in my car. Worked as a night shift security fag downtown. Some bum spit in my face when i told him to move on so i beat him with a stick (he was retard drunk and just laid there). Unfortunately one of the few external cameras got footage and he ended up suing my ass.
On topic: i was walking home from my mcwagie job in the ghetto when i was a young retard and three nogs tried to start shit. The one in the middle pulled up his shirt to show his gat and i pocket shot him with my saturday night special my gpa had given me and ran away. Tossed the gun but never caught ;)

>>65332407
Christ anon

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>>65335605
>first story
You're a fucking retard jfc
>second stort
Based if true