> BANZAIyou have 3 seconds to grab the object to your right to defend yourself against the jap, what do you grab and how fucked are you /k/?
>>65334191One of these lives there.
mfw
What if Im literally carrying right side bias now?
>>65334191Its over
>>65334265I have a pillow and a springer spaniel to my right. To my left is my edc. Fuck.
>a laptopBest I can do Is play a Japanese meme on it to make him confused
>>65334191>defend yourself>not join the charge
>>65334191i do picrel instead.
>>65334191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9tM5NEoCAQ&t=26s
>>65334191G19 on my right hip. I'm good.
>>65334191dragon dildovery fucked (heh)
>>65334191Open my anus wide for the superior Japanese man. The Japanese man is the pinnacle of male dominance and virility.Let us begin with an overview of his physique. His body is lean. His stature asserts his presence in any gathering without him needing to draw attention to himself. He is muscular—the result of his deep devotion to the way of the sword—which lends him an aura of health and power. Furthermore, he is clad in yellow skin. This skin evokes a sense of ruggedness—a trait acquired through exposure to the fierce, salty winds of the Pacific Ocean, essential for survival in such extreme conditions. It also exerts a psychological effect on the observer; this yellow skin stirs deep, glorious desires within our reptilian brains to serve a powerful race.The Japanese man’s behavior is that of an alpha male. He is self-assured, dominant, and at times aggressive. His very demeanor strikes fear into the minds of humanity's more timid or cowardly races.The focal point of his physical masculinity is his penis. The Japanese penis is the best-proportioned of any race. Given that the penis is the ultimate symbol of virility, this alone would suffice to make the Japanese man the most virile of men. His optimal penis can satisfy the desires of even the most insatiable females, striking every sensitive point within the folds of the vagina. Its dimensions ensure that, upon climax, his potent Japanese seed is delivered directly into the womb of the woman he is impregnating.Ultimately, the Japanese man expresses his virility most explicitly in bed. When he engages in intercourse, he unleashes the full force of his mental and physical power upon his partner—mercilessly, as if storming the port of Nanjing.
>>65334646>Open my anus wide for the superior Japanese man. Tldr? Or is this what badly translated ziggerbable does to a man?
Our battle will be legendary
>>65334191a fucking computer mouse, what the fuck do you think?
>>65334191I understand The USMC were tasked with killing Japan 4 days after Pearl. The US Army also participated. I heard those American Ground Troops were the most plentifully-equipped-with-sidearms soldiers ever in history to that point. Many of the ones lacking sidearms carried M2 full auto .30 Carbines.So I am just a pogue who stumbled into Sochiro's forlorn one-man banzai charge."Indiana Jones vs. Arab Swordsman" except replace sand-nigger w/rice nigger, Indiana Jones with Rear Echelon Mother Fucker, and his S&W M1917 with a Inland or Winchester M2 = = = Dead Gook, all in a day's work.
>>65334191>the object to your right to defend yourselfMy cardboard box nightstand? I'm dead.
>>653341913 seconds to draw and shoot a .357 magnum revolver from IWB 3'oclock against a guy running full tilt with a gunto is probably not enough time to avoid getting cut, even if he dies before I do.
NOOOOOOOO NOT HER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
