Brits might be familiar with the so called Millwall Brick, which is a very simple impact weapon you can fashion from rolling and folding, and then you can just bang on someone with it, you might be surprised at how well it works. Historically, this has been a popular improvised weapon with soccer hooligans in the U.K, because a newspaper is plausibly deniable to carry into a sports stadium, you can prepare it quickly, and you really can beat someone raw with it. You could even 'load' it by adding pocket change (equally plausibly deniable) into the layers of paper for weight and harder striking.Now, I am also remembering a second type of improvised weapon made from folded newspaper, and the anecdote involved either an S.A.S. officer stuck in a hostage situation, or an O.S.S. agent during the Second World War, I can't recall for sure, but they were said to have sneakily folded a common newspaper or magazine into a certain pointed shape and used it as an improvised stabbing weapon.Again, functioning surprisingly well, the point of it piercing into (and possibly even through) the top of a table or desk.Any of you remember what I'm talking about or even know the exact anecdote? I looked for this on Google and in the /k/ archives but came up empty, yet I'm dead sure that it has been discussed here in the past.In the meantime, unusual improvised weapons thread: things you wouldn't readily expect could be weaponized in the ways they have been.
>bongs have to use rolled up newspapers as weaponsgrim
>>65335802lmao
>>65335790Improvised weapon: Bag of chips
>>65335790u got a loicense fo dat?
>>65336046Finally a good concealed carry shotty.
>>65336046This is how you sneak a gun to DNC
>>65336183The Serbu Super Knotty™
>>65336088Makes me thirsty.
>>65335802Oi do ye have a loicense for the newspaypah? Hey lads arrest him... Do we even have handcuffs?
Thanks mate. Now they are going to ban paper. Only online subscriptions to approved news outlets allowed
why did you make this thread again?
>>65335790>Historically, this has been a popular improvised weaponThe pen is mightier than the sword. Alao, no news here.
>>65336427Someone else made this thread?>>65336386If they didn't ban paper news back when Millwall F.C hooligans first began doing this many decades ago, why would they now?
>>65335790>muh newspaperYou know what else gets through metal detectors, is a superior impact weapon, and offers plausable deniability if found? A fucking rock.>inb4 it will be found if they frisk youTuck it underneath your nutsack. I'm serious. I've gotten plenty of shanks and other items through metal detectors that way.
>>65335790They used to call brickwork pavement stones, "Irish confetti."At least in the US, when an Irishman would do for a nickel what a nigger would do for a penny and a white man a dollar.
>>65338943>I assure you, officer : I carry a rock because, uh... I like rocks.
>>65338391the populace is now stupid enough, and they have the power to get away with it now
>>65338949>have an interesting looking, polished stone>it's my good luck charm/tism soothing device/tulpa/that's my purse I don't know you!There you go.
>>65338943I'm not saying you're wrong, but I literally had a TSA dude grope my balls one time because my junk set off the detector. I don't know if there's a male/female setting on it and they fucked up, but I saw the screen and there was a huge red indicator over my crotch. I felt both violated and proud.
>>65339646You failed penis inspection day, son.
>>65339673Maybe, but my dick was substantial enough to be considered a potential threat to air travel. That's a win in my book.
>>65339822Needles aren't allowed on board anyway, putz.
>>65335790>a newspaper is plausibly deniable to carry into a sports stadiumWhat is a newspaper? It seems suspicious
>>65335790>Hey uh, what if you had like, a fist, but less effective?What the fuck is wrong with the britcucks
>>65340126Explaining away scuffed and busted knuckles is a bit harder than tossing a newspaper in the nearest bin.
>>65336046Is that for shooting mosquitoes?
>>65340126You can load it with coins. But you can also fold it into a stabbing weapon instead, which I'm hoping someone else remembers.
