There is only one man who could stop the bombing campaign against Russian vessels in the Black Sea. Why has he not been called yet?
>>65336670Sergeant braphog?
>>65336670Is he going to eat the bombs?
>>65336670>Why has he not been called yet?cannibalism is a warcrimealso, Russia, like Shaggy, doesn't want to use more than 3% of its power
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit
>>65336791No. He's going to jump into the sea and all the water will be displaced, turning it into a land war.
>>65336670Didn't they already use this guy to fix a bridge or something?
>>65336670>steps on board ship>ship sinks>repeat as necessary>no ships left to bombbrilliant plan
why not train birds to take out drones?
Why was this guy not Putin's chef instead of Prigozhin?
>>65336670General Pavel was killed in action during the Kursk counterattack back in '24 unfortunately. He was able to shield an entire platoon of malnourished North Koreans behind him before the FPV drone was able to correct itself from getting bounced off his tummy and went in for a second pass.Eternal Fat, comrade...
>>65336670I rate that a 7/10 Walmart physique. I can already see him on the mobility scooter.
>>65336848Who would entrust this beast with food supply?
>>65337035I genuinely don't understand how someone could allow themselves to get that fat
>>65336801over 400lbs, 6'4" and testing a chair to its limits in rumble of Ukraine.its easy to look fast on camera if you are some knee-high samurai.Steve is IRL some "special envoy" for Putin. That means he is the guy that shows up in the Oval Office and no one can figure out WTF, to explain to some retard POTUS "you don't wanna that" before vanishing.
>>65336670Bribed by CIA>You now remember general Pavel posting
>>65337112Food addiction/comfort eating, usually enabled or even coerced by their families.Very similar to the people who just give up on life and resort to overindulging in whatever brings them some form of short term pleasure with zero regard for the long term consequences.For some it's booze, for some it's hard drugs, for some it's gambling, etc.For some it's food.Just like drunks, gamblers, and junkies, these people do often realize that they're actively ruining their own lives, but often feel like they're too far gone.Stuck in a hopeless situation with no recovery, so they might as well keep going for a few more years and die "happy", rather than quitting and going through the slog of recovery.Guess it's a similar story on the other side of the spectrum too, with anorexics starving themselves to death, and mentally ill bodybuilders slamming gear until their hearts explode and they die at the age of 30.
>>65337477I miss the levels of fucking SEETHING that Pavel threads triggered in vatnigs over what was obviously a shitpost.Fly high General, you don't get to bring friends.
>>65336673>not recognizing genaral Pawelkys
>>65337540>GearHello fellow you must eat all the eggs anon
>>65337540You're 100% correct, but most of these disorders are seen as tragic and pitiable. Except of course for overeating. They are still pariahs which people love to hate and push further into self destruction, even though they're no different than any of the other addicts or people with eating disorders.
>>65336670He keeps eating the messengers.
>>65337906Plenty of people hate drunks and junkies too.
>>65336830fucking ai slop garbage kill yourself
>>65336670He's so heavy that he collapsed under his own gravity.
>>65337112After a certain point, their endocrine system is fubar, diet and exercise will no longer fix the issue alone.
>>65339050Yeah once you have been fat long enough you start defying thermodynamics and undergo apotheosis.
>>65336670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srTqxL_6Ysg
>>65338524you sound upset
>>65336670he has been called, transport will take some time.
>>65339050Aka insulin resistance
>>65336670Man the start of this war was so much fun
>>65336670They've called some of it.
>>65336670would hegseth dare measure his test levels?
>>65338524This literally happens a few times a year in my town because we nest bald eagles near our lake. If this is AI I must have seen 50 real ones on FB just like it.
>>65336670Deploying a weapon of that kind of MASSdestroying capabilities would be a serious escalation
>>65336670>Bring me Zelenski and the Wookie
>>65339303You sound brown.
>>65337035>the mobility chair barely holding onjfc
>>65336670Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbhX7XKgkDU
>>65336670>There is only one man who could stop the bombing campaign against Russian vessels in the Black Sea.But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
>>65336670Achieveable natty?
Porkins was real this whole time!
>>65337035>wallmart-ish>in a scooter>so fat that the scooter just barely holds onGuy just needs a pair of Ar-15's strapped on the back of the chair and we will have reached peak Americana
>>65339387Wat
Yeah 28 drones pulling up to tanker vessels, azov sea is under lockdown, under siege.
>>65340083>under siegeSounds like someone is giving Segal a pitch for Under Siege 3
>>65340083YEAH 28 VDVSPULLING UP IN BIG BLACK TIGR TRUCKSHELLICOPTERS CRASHINGKERCH STRAIGHT IS UNDER SIEGEUNDER LOCKDOWNVDVS GONNA FUCK MOBIK BUTTSLOOKIN FOR BORIS JOHNSONGONNA FUCK BOJO'S BUTT
>>65336670Imagine if he ATE Putin.
>>65339978Pete's latest idea for improving the military is to give everyone steroids. I'm not joking.
>>65340849Hey no, it’s not steroids. It’s HRT as gender affirming healthcare.
>>65337906>most of these disorders are seen as tragic and pitiableLmao fuck no.The people who consider addicts tragic are the same kind of people who support haes.
>>65340849Source?
>>65340849>latest ideakinda late to the party isn't he?
>>65340909https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/07/16/hegseth-touts-high-testosterone-military-doctors-question-his-claims/
>>65340947unfortunately the military took the meth out of go pills after a pilot took too much and fragged a bunch of Canadians in Afghanistan
>>65340147So he can waddle around a ship and swat people away with his super esoteric native american aikido taichi mastery?
>>65337477>Only half of you fits on my plane>You don't get to bring fries
>>65339929kek!
>>65341170Well that was a bit of a let down. >>65340849 made it sound like something wacky when in reality it’s just voluntary HRT. Although now I wonder if women are going to be forced to take testosterone.
>>65337035My boy brakes too hard he's going over.
