Would you accept a female knight in a film if she was accurately attired?
>>65338343Depends on bust size
>>65338343I would accept a female knight into my bed no questions asked
Yeah
>>65338343Depends on how cute she is
>>65338343Depends on setting and writing. What a worthless question.
>>65338367FPBP
>>65338343>Is entirely fantastical setting like labyrinth or Legend >Like those it's largely an Alice in wonderland situation with themes reflected in the setting/visuals >Being her own knight in shining armor not the answer to said deeper theme >It employs armorers I know in the medieval armoring autism scene to make said suits of sexy female gothic plate for a cast of zoomer starlets forced to learn hema and harness fighting as the basis of the choreography >The looming shadow evil representing male attention or whatever can't be fought with a sword but can be embraced Armor is ancillary to "girl movie about allegorized puberty that's been made 20 times before the 2000s and always makes a shitload of money" but it'd be a neat aesthetic to drape it in. Anything else would fail and deserves to.
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>>65338343Yeah, as long as she acted like an actual knight and not an obnoxious girlboss.
>>65338465this. the more frilly the better.
>>65338343only if it's a fantasy movie
>>65338537Exactly, i accept it pretty much instantly in warhammer or whatever because they tend to have restraint, and specific historical realities are not as key to my enjoyment.
Only if she has very well defined abdominal muscles, there are multiple scenes where they are glistening with sweat, and her squire (who is much shorter than her) at one point licks her clean.Also I should be the actor for the squire.
>>65338565Abs are nice, but have you ever seen a woman with really defined back and shoulder muscles? Absolutely delectable.
>>65338608Harder to maintain eye contact when appreciating them though
>>65338343yeah so i can fucking eletrocute her and fuck her
Only if she’s kind, good humored, and lacking a chip on her shoulder large enough to use as a siege weapon.
>>65338343>female knight>accurate
>>65338367/thread
>>65338618that's what backless evening gowns are for, so yu can ogle the ridges of her trapezius (trapezi?) and serratus posterior all evening long while having dinner before retiring to your room to unwrap the front bits
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>>65338898>chainmail as pubes Mossa truly is a gentlefolk of culture.
>>65338905And the carpet matches the drapes
>>65338898That artist really likes his titty plate
>>65338465This guy know shit.
>>65338898>armpit hair chainmailMossman my nigga
>>65338473You fundamentally lack pattern recognition.
>>65338343No
>>65338343I'll accept a female knight if she makes my pp hard.
>>65338343No, because that tells me they tried to make it historically accurate and I should judge it as such. I would only accept one if she were inaccurately attired, because that tells me the filmmaker didn't give a shit about historical accuracy and so neither should I.
