>>65341077
So is that nigga alive or not?

>>65341086
His balls aren't.

>>65341086
There's need to define "alive", just like the openness of the straits

Great, we're doing war crimes to reopen a shipping lane that wasn't even closed at the start of the war. Thanks greatest ally.

God punishes the wicked. We deserve what is coming.

>>65341102
youre so corny man

>>65341102
We're pro-war crime here.

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>>65341102
The eternal thirdie bounce between "xaxaxa weak and decadent west does not have stomach for real war we are winning unless you genocide us" and "omg you're doing heckin' war crimes this is heckin genocide save me r/socialism".

>>65341102
>God punishes the wicked
He certainly is punishing the IRGC

>>65341102
>war crimes when it’s by Muslims :)
>war crimes when it’s anyone else :(
The duality of /pol/estine
>be Iran
>take 52 American diplomats hostage for 444 days in Tehran in 1979
>slaughter 241 U.S. Marines in Beirut via Hezbollah, directed by Iran’s IRGC in 1983.
>bomb a community center in Argentina, killing 85 and injuring 300 in 1994.
>murder 19 U.S. airmen in Khobar Towers, via Saudi Hezbollah in 1996.
>murder 17 sailors on the USS Cole in 2000, with U.S. courts finding Iran complicit through its training of Al-Qaeda.
>assassinate 22 people just to kill the Lebanese ex-PM in 2005
>murder 608+ U.S. troops via Iranian-supplied EFPs in Iraq from 2003 to 2011
>destabilize Syria via Shia militias, help Assad slaughter tens of thousands
>send hoax text messages about a fake Koran burning to incite riots in Sweden and assorted kidnappings of European citizens in 2023.
>send drone and rocket attacks via Iranian militias to kill U.S. soldiers at Tower 22, injuring dozens across Iraq, Syria, and Jordan between 2020 and 2024.
>claim you are abiding by agreed-upon NPT treaties then don't allow inspectors into installations and keep boasting about destroying the big and little Satans.
>Use your Australian embassy to incite racial violence in foreign countries
>Planned to send armed pilgrims to shoot up unarmed crowds of fellow Muslims at their most holy site
>get bombed after sending your proxies to start a war by massacring civilians and bombing residential areas
>dindu nuffin

>>65341102
Before the Strait was both necessary for everyone and under constant threat. Now the scab has been ripped off and the Strait is less and less necessary, and Iran less and less of a threat.

>>65341110
Which is kinda funny because the US keeps bouncing from "they are a death cult that wishes to die in nuclear hellfire as soon as they have a nuke to lob at New York" and "they are reasonable people who surely will cave once we bomb these bridges and water facilities".

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>>65341114
I have just the image for this situation.

>>65341117
That has never been the case but I've noticed "NO U" is a reflexive trait for third-worlders when a nerve is struck. The US has been absolutely consistent that the Iranian government is a death cult that wants nuclear armageddon, and also that their population are under the heel of that government and not necessarily on board with it.

I hope the US and its allies actually keep the pressure up this time. Stop trying to negotiate ceasefires with a state thats idea of peace is "We can still fund and arm our proxies to attack you, but if you hit back then the deal's off" Find trade routes besides the strait, keep hitting them and killing their leaders, doesn't matter if there's nobody to negotiate with because every one of them that has taken office has yet to show any desire to actually negotiate. The Iranians aren't interested in revolution, so don't expect them to rise up.

>>65341134
The only reason for the pause was so Trump could sneakily remove mines from the Strait. 5D chess.

>>65341077
So when's the strait gonna open? Two weeks?

>>65341115
>and under constant threat
Not really. Closing it was Iran's final deterrent, and one they weren't even sure would actually work. The only reason they ever pulled the trigger is because Trump and Bibis' idiocy created a situation in which they had literally nothing to lose from doing so.

>Now the scab has been ripped off
And it turns out it was the only thing in the way of a devastating arterial bleed and efforts to stem it are failing more and more.

>and the Strait is less and less necessary
...what fresh kind of cope is this? It literally is just as necessary today as it has been this January. And that's something that won't be changing for fucking years even if you throw a blank check at trying to build infrastructure to bypass it.

>and Iran less and less of a threat
Tell that to the global economy, will ya?

>>65341086
If you're asking about the new one, he hasn't been seen in public since he was anointed, so it's anybody's guess.

>>65341102
>bombing a bridge is a war crime
I can't tell if this is sincere or not. Would be believable either way.

>>65341134
>doesn't matter if there's nobody to negotiate with because every one of them that has taken office has yet to show any desire to actually negotiate
They have shown plenty of that, though? That is, desire to negotiate on basis of the reality that Iran has effectively won this war and is holding strategic superiority over the US, and that nothing the US can do is going to produce positive change (for the US) to that equation. Also they have still quite a ways to go on their own escalation ladder. Like hitting the desalination plants and thus rendering the strait irrelevant for the next couple of generations because that's gonna cause a catastrophic collapse of civilization across the entirety of the Gulf states and then there'll be no more oil or gas flowing no matter how open the straits are.

>>65341077
and yet the hormussy is still closed

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>>65341147
>literally nothing to lose
Their economy, their Ayatollahs, their military, thier navy, their air force, their ability to stop the USN from freely traversing the newly-rechristianed Strait of Malenia, their status among the other Middle Eastern nations, their international terror network, and their ability ro fund said network
>devastating bleed inshallah the pig will squeal from the halal slaughter
What bleed? The US just casually keeps blowing up Iran and Iran literally can do nothing to stop it.
>MUH STRAIT STILL MATTERS
The USN has proven to have a 100% success rate of traversing the Strait. Anyone else is welcome to buy good American oil and come check out our new gas station, Venezuela. The Saudis are already bankrolling making Hormuz worthless, which is what happens when you are a retarded pariah state like Iran that cannot hold back your base urges and bombs your neighbors in a zutted tantrum.
>global economy
That's the world's problem, the US is paying barely a dollar more per gallon to reroute the world's oil trade to us and our allies and the entire global south is retarded enough not to realize it.
>will ya?
Outdated slang in an attempt to sound relatable is a common verbal tic of third world shills. Silence, little brown manlet who looks like a poop.

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>>65341159
>the reality that Iran has effectively won this war and is holding strategic superiority over the US, and that nothing the US can do is going to produce positive change (for the US) to that equation. Also they have still quite a ways to go on their own escalation ladder. Like hitting the desalination plants and thus rendering the strait irrelevant for the next couple of generations because that's gonna cause a catastrophic collapse of civilization across the entirety of the Gulf states and then there'll be no more oil or gas flowing no matter how open the straits are.
So not reality at all then.

>>65341162
To Iran. Big Beautiful Blockades work.

>>65341137
The whole demining this seemed like a clusterfuck. So many news report about "The US removed the minesweepers from the region" without stating the ships were already out of service because they're old. Sinking Iran's navy was a good start to hindering their mining capability. Still, just the *threat* of mines or drones was enough for many ships to decide not to be the test subject.
Much like something with U-boats in WW1. Is your ship probably going to get across the Atlantic? Most likely. But that warning in the newspaper from the Germans was scary and they did get that other ship, so you could be next...

>>65341159
And that's how Iran lost any potential allies in this fight. Taking clear qualms with Israel and the US, but then continuing to lash out at Arab neighbors whenever someone in the IRGC gets butthurt.
Lack of clear direction/criteria for attacks. It's not national military strategy. It's terrorism and should be treated as such.

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>>65341173
>Strait of Malenia

>>65341175
The news is always going to be against a non-globalist America, 100% of the time, no matter what. It is like complaining that the rain is wet. Short of rounding up every commie journalist, loading them onto box cars, and delivering them to the world's largest meatgrinder to be processed into pig feed, it's just sort of a fact of life.

>>65341102
I can't wait for the Taliban to join the fighting and mindbreak you tards who now have to explain why they are suddenly neo-nazis because they are using the exact same methods they did in GWoT for our interests.

>>65341188
/pol/ and /lgbt/ would literally shit themselves to death in rage

>>65341077
I love airdancers

>>65341188
Why would this be a problem for lefties? It seems more like a problem for Trumptards because they sperged out over us leaving Afghanistan (despite the withdrawal being originally planned and set by Trump) and how awful it was, and now they have to suddenly explain why the Taliban was always based as soon as they begin acting according to Israeli interests.

>>65341188
NTA that anon but in that case they were defending their country and homeland from Imperialist forces,

>>65341188
>Never thought I'd kill Iranians side-by-side with a Pashtun
>What about side by side with a friend?

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>>65341213
What are you talking about? People were pissed that Biden fucked up the withdrawal on purpose just to try to spite Trump, and got people killed over it. That's a completely reasonable thing to be mad about, you odious little sperg. Trump was the one who sat the Taliban down and talked it out with them in the first place, and he talked about it extensively at his rallies, so his base knew about it. If they're on our side, that's good news for us, retard.

>>65341225
bodied that disgusting little freak

>>65341225
>>65341238
The faggots are the same.
>inb4 two devices

>>65341102
Ok so you dont know?

The administration has made a very simple affair (assassinate their government) into something complicated through incompetence (now we have to keep bombing them to save Trump's face)
Nice work dipshits this is why competent strong men say as little as possible

>>65341253
Funny how that works, isn’t it? Yet if you say you support blowing up Iran and yet think Trump is a clown you’re accused of being a leftist.
The MAGA browns have no shame.

>>65341077
The arms of the Ayatollah will swat the American missiles from the sky!

>>65341241
>>65341253
>>65341276
One angry pinkhair.

>>65341134
Without boots on the ground I don't think it will change much from the current exchange of missiles. The US can't and won't send in troops until a formal declaration of war is signed by the US Congress and Senate, which unless Iran does something colossally stupid and evil even by Middle Eastern standards, just isn't going to happen. I think the Iranians did, but too many of them died while we did nothing and now they're just tired and defeated

>Mine Kharg and Qeshm islands
>Mine Iran's four Caspian ports
>Mine Iran's airports
>Mine Iran's highways to bordering countries
>Bomb Iran's pipelines
Problem solved.

>>65341292
Two of those are me. You know why I can tell you that? Because I’m not some brown retard trying to build consensus.

>>65341225
The lolplate carrier and the bitchslaps are gay though.

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>>65341102
>we

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>>65341099
Spotted the brown

>>65341213
>despite the withdrawal being originally planned and set by Trump
the date of which was changed

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>>65341102
>we
Did I do thaaaaat?

>>65341118
ai slop aside you do know that isis was a cia creation right?

>>65341077
>Hundred of billion of dollar worth of US military equipment wasted.
>Multiple military base bombarded
>Celebrating the destruction of couple of bridges and port.
Yeah.. US is declining for sure.

>>65341310
Three.

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Why are we even wasting our limited stock of JASSM-ER blowing up bridges that span across shallow, dry and narrow riverbeds??

What the fuck are we even accomplishing?

>>65341225
>People were pissed that Biden fucked up the withdrawal on purpose just to try to spite Trump, and got people killed over it
Do people actually believe this kek? Americans are crazy

>>65341086
Depends on what the Iranian definition of "alive" is.
The better question is "does it matter?" There's no evidence he was ever leader of anything. Who knows if they even have a working government any longer.

>>65342122
Because it happened. Yeah, Biden was a senile retard.

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>>65342122
Anon...

>>65341077
Lmao shut up glownigger fag we all know allah is pushing your shit in rn I don't even give a fuck about what is happening so don't @ me you stupid faggot

Peace

>>65341805
>it was all cia and jooz, not our retarded religion

Why can't muslies come up with something new

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>>65342129
>withdrawal was delayed
Yeah, imagine that

>>65342135
because if they were to admit that, then they might have to admit that a lot of the reason why everything is so shit where they is their fault too.

>>65342151
>da muslims got tricked by the cia and jooz into obeying their own religion

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>>65342133
Thirdie shills don't even know what platform they're shilling on most of the time.

>>65342255
It's basically, everyone who doesnt agree with me is CIA/mossad
They have time machine which they used to infiltrate agents to divide the ummah back after Mohammed was gone.

>>65342284
Isnt it just standard "eternal victimhood", like what you see with BLM/Black Panthers, jews, africans, Jan6ers etc?
The whole "whitey/the jews/CIA/FBI did this to me"-play?

>>65341805
ISIS was born from independent Sunni militants. It gained strength as former Sunni officials in Saddam's government started joining it. It's not a CIA operation. It's more credible to call ISIS an FSB/GRU operation.

I occasionally come to /k/ just to refresh my memory of how savage and gullible a good 40% of the American population is (and get a 3 day ban from some hick janny). After 9/11, the US government at least had an attack on US soil to point to as justification for going to war on the other side of the planet. Now, the secretary of state comes out on live TV and openly says that they attacked Iran because Israel was going to attack them. They don't even bother to fabricate a pretext, and why would they? That 40% is giddy that the US military is killing brown people again, 20% don't even realize a war is going on and most of the rest know it's happening but don't care.
It's such an awful, soulless country.

>>65342320
if the poor brown arabs didn't want to get killed, they wouldn't be muslim savages

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>>65342324
Yes yes, Cletus. Get back to sniffing glue now.

>>65342320
Now imagine being such an unhinged shithole that "they're going to chimp out and shoot at us anyway, so we might as well go in" is a genuinely persuasive argument for dealing with you.

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>>65342335
i prefer to sniff dead muslim children ashes lmao