With the US Navy SEALs the S stands for Sea, the A stands for Air and the L stands for Land; but what does the E stand for?
Eggsyou have to eat all the eggs
It stands for "Earth," as in I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
eagle
>>65349829The Navy Seagles?
>>65349835seagal
Epstein.He was a SEAL after all.
>>65349686Estrogen. Why do you with Hegseth wants to give them all testosterone?
>>65349686>>65349782It is earth, but really it is the underground caverns the lizard people inhabit. That war is still happening. They have the whole planet carved out. One of them whispered to Mohammad in a cave.
I'm glad they made sure to mention that they fight on land, it'd be pretty silly if they only fought in the sea.
quick ques:how do those SEAL fags with facial hair use a swim mask?
If the Marines are supposed to be the Navy's land force, why does the Navy proper have an SF unit? Surely they should just be Marines.
>>65350408Marines are a different branch. Navy can't tell them what to do.
>>65350417The Marines aren't a 'real' branch. Real branches have their own department.
>>65350348That's SDV and SBT work. SEALs are like many units.
>>65350417They are technically part of The Department of the Navy.
>>65350788That just means Navy and Marines have to listen to the Secretary of the Navy. The Navy itself can't give orders to Marines.
>>65350417Even if they are different branches, they are still both naval forces and the textbook definition of marines is naval infantry.So that's pretty retarded for the navy to not ask them. It's like if the marines would create their own unit to man their boats.
>>65350804What is the point of having naval infantry that don't answer to the fucking navy? It's just a separate mini army at that point that exists for no reason.
>>65350920>exists for no reasonBut it does exist for a reason. Just like the Navy, the Marines can be deployed into action anywhere in the world without a declaration of war. Every time a US president decides the marines are redundant and should just be rolled into the Army, something spicy happens somewhere in the world and that president discovers that the only sizeable force he can put on the ground without Congress's approval are the US Marines.
>>65349686Empyrean. You don't know it because it's classified, but the SEALs have been fighting aliens in the void of outer space for years.
>>65350920If the army had to have basic swim qualifications to pass boot camp they would get sued for racial discrimination
>>65351001You're talking about the War Powers Act. It applies to all branches, not just Marines.
>>65351001You're making excuses. There is no actual reason the Army couldn't have a QRF, you don't need a separate branch just for that.
>>65351175The Army already has a bunch of QRFs. The 82nd can be anywhere in the world in less than 24 hours.
>>65350788MyAssRidesInNavyEquipment
>>65351143It does not apply in any significant way to the marines nor navy, for obvious reasons both practical and historical.
>>65349686Embarrassment. Not that any seal would be able to read, write or pronounce that word.
>>65350836And then the Marines create their own special forces as well
>>65349686>The United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land (SEAL) Teams, commonly known as Navy SEALs, are the United States Navy's primary special operations force and a component of the United States Naval Special Warfare Command.
>>65349686Excrement
