Sorry sir, but only the most impractical weapons are allowed behind this door.
>>65350930Peepee on weewee My weewee peepee. I peepee out my weewee!
>>65350937based
>>65350930Am I allowed in?
>>65350930Hello comrade I heard the lemon and blueberry cake was tasty, let me in please I want my slice. Oh that ? Yeah if you don't let me have the slice I'll threaten to use it but if I do my whole existence will be erased from history..
>>65351623Nah, practical enough to make nato quake in their boot.
>>65350961>The C&C NOD machine gunner upgrade that never was
>>65350930I believe I'm on the list.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-teEbB9vlEU
Can I axe you how this rates?
>>65351625So you tell me Yvan, is it >NATO is helping them that's why we can't win or>NATO is so scared of our nukes so they don't help Ukraine (but they still help them by giving them 90% of the missiles/drones our army is eating) I can't tell nowadays
>>65351648I just got an entire book on combination weapons yesterday. I raise you these which don't seem to have any use case at all and they're probably shitty utensils too
>>65351664whats the book
>>65350930Still enough to give Clanners the snips tho
>>65351664I'd be more worried about the kind of shitty dinner parties you'd go to where you need three rounds hot to go in an instant and everyone else can see you're ready to drop the hammer and blast a motherfuckerLike if its that bad, just don't goStay home, study the blade or something
>>65352020https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7f/5e/9d/7f5e9d76b6afaf3e89e98f132ef1043c.jpg
It's an 1851 Navy cartridge conversion, but they just did the loading gate, they didn't add an ejector rod, so you have to poke the spent brass out with a stick
You put your forearm right in front of the cylinder of a .44 Magnum revolver. What could go wrong?
Don't worry, I'm on the list.
>>65351862
It's 9mm, but it's super lightweight and poorly balanced, meaning that the muzzle is pointed at the sky after every shot and you have to find the target again. If you're in a self-defense shooting with this and you try and use the laser instead of the iron sights and you miss your first shot, you'll be dead before the second one
>>65352084Is it bad that I don't hate the case-hardened look?
>>65350930
>>65351664"I've invited your mother to dinner."
This little fellow would breeze right through OP's door
>>65352072retard
>>65351650If nato doesnt fear our nuke they would invade us, instead nowadays they only help impotently by sending material.
>>65351664>don't have any use caseFlexing is a use case.
>>65350930"Actually, I'm on the list. Check again."
>>65352244lmao zigger copegasoline status?
>>65352073...the level under the barrel doesn't work?
>>65350930This thing's accuracy outside the 50-yard range is horrendous.
>>65352335The lever that isn't in line with the loading gate and would just push the cartridge against the receiver?
A coconut gun!
>>65350930Arguably a contender for this thread, the brazilian "Mosquefal". Basically a locally rechambered Mauser 98 for 7.62x51mm NATO that is meant for a specific conscript service school called Tiro de Guerra. It is a training rifle that tries to mimic some of the FAL characteristics (namely being chambered in 7.62 NATO and having a FAL muzzlebreak) as a cheaper way to prepare the conscript in case he ever is called upon to serve on an active duty unit during war time. The thing is though, it has drum style iron sights similar to the G3 instead of the standard FAL sight (???). The rifles they had at my unit were so old (I unironically believe that my father and my uncles handled the very same rifles 30-40+ years before) that they had us learn how to shoot with paratrooper model FALs instead when the time came. The mosquefals were used only for field exercises and marching/parade drills. Therefore, I believe they are impractical in the sense that they aren't made for fighting, yet they also fail at doing the only thing they should actually do that is imitating the basic functionalities of the FAL. You could replace them with heavy long sticks and the result would be the same.
Gentlemen, when you really want to make sure that the guy in front of you is dead...
Also, here's the Remington 760. For those times when you feel the need for a pump-action rifle.
Get the fuck out of my way, bouncer. I've been here a hundred times before.
>>65352420Is that the -C which has the normal barrel and ~2.5 MOA, or the -S which has a thinner barrel?
>>65350930Stand aside, sonny.The patent for this genuinely mentions it would be "good for hunting" because "the eye can be naturally focused on sounds" allowing the user to "accurately" shot at game behind shrubbery and bushes that he can't see.
Here you go.
>>65350961>pic relatedDidn't feel like typing it out again
I'm wearing my weapon-my Quoit hat
>>65352626Lmao
>>65352603Don't remember. I just remember the reviewer showing his many (failed) attempts to get it to work outside 50.
>>65352544
>>65350930>receiver shears in half after firing <300 rounds of standard-pressure 9x19
>>65352544Doesn't belong here at all. A beautiful, practical, refined weapon, in the greatest rifle caliber (30-06)
>>65352232The underbarrel Zip 20
>>65352469Neat.
>>65352820I love how you load that thing. And god help you if you have an FTF.
>>65352096Laser is such a bad gimmick, I'm glad that trend died quickly.
>>65352995Disagreed. We need to build a big fog machine for the entire world so lasers can come back in their full promotional image/re4 glory.
>>65350961>caseless, hydrazineHoly shit how horrifying, what comes next, chlorine trifluoride with some methylmercury for added spice?Hydrazine's bad enough that fucking rocket guys of all people go "that shit's nasty, maybe we should look for a replacement" and they wanted to put that shit into the hands of the average grunt
>>65352831Capture the depot yard! Construct the command post!
>>65352335since other anon's response might not be helpful: that's originally for packing bullets when it was still a cap and ball. it basically becomes useless on a conversion. you'd load in your powder and ball, turn the cylinder to line up with the lever, and use the lever to pack it.
>>65352335No, it's actually just a cleverly disguised stick you can poke cartridges out with
>>65352527
>>65352544This thing sucks for the same reason bolt-action shotguns suckBullets and shotgun shells aren't the same shape and you can't just take a rifle and make it a shotgun. It works a little better when you take a shotgun and make it a rifle, but it's still not as good as a rifle meant to be a rifle
>>65352900I genuinely don't understand why they thought anyone would want an underbarrel .22 on their AR
>>65353392Bolt action shotguns are perfectly fine. It’s just there’s little point to them when pumps exist.
>>65352995>>65353173
>>65353401There's no point to them when double barrels exist. My Mossberg only has a 2 round magazine. You can get 5 round mags, but they don't fucking work, and this thing's so janky I wouldn't want to carry it with one in the chamber. Even with 3 rounds in the bolt gun, and even if it doesn't misfeed (unlikely), I can still get off 4 rounds from an over-under quicker than 3 rounds from a bolt shotgun
>>65353422Skill issue
>>65353424No, it's a mechanical issue. This piece of shit is objectively worse than any shotgun other than a single-shot break action.Did you buy one, and that's why you're defensive about it?
Is it too late to get in?
>>65352244you suck so hard it's not even necessary to invade you anymore, we can just watch your country crash from a distance
>>65352469Man, what were they thinking with the sights? The one thing a rifle like this could prepare a conscript for is learning what a good sight picture on their service rifle is supposed to look like and they use an entirely different design all together.
>>65353399I could see a use case if it was integrally suppressed but the dumb charging handle design alone discounts it from any practical field use.
>>65352030>I'd be more worried about the kind of shitty dinner parties you'd go to where you need three rounds hot to go in an instant and everyone else can see you're ready to drop the hammer and blast a motherfucker
>>65353385Hell yeah
>>65353422o/u shotguns are underrated, with an ejector gun if you get good you can really reload pretty fast with them. with two boxes of shells in your pockets, i bet you'd be able to shoot them all faster than someone with a semiauto or a magfed shotgun.
>>65353242I don't see how it could possibly end poorly for anyone involved. Just don't spill, get shot, knock the rifle around a lot, use the stock for percussion, have any kind of failures, or breathe while operating the rifle!
>>65350930[Shows permanent reservation card]
>>65353392the 760 has nothing to do with shotguns. it's a pump action version of the 742 which was also a piece of shit.
>>65352594Would you like the special?
>>65353433>instagibs aliens after only a short windupTake that shit outta here, sonny!
>>65353433Give it a lanyard and that might be the most practical melee weapon you can choose out of non-powered tools. Just tighten the nut all the way down so it doesn’t rattle.
>>65350930look man, i own a nigger. he probably won't work but if he does, even i can't predict what he's gonna do.
>>65354324Sometimes its just about the point
>>65353831Yeah, and I'd to snort the hidden menu off her ass.
>>65350961Straight to the VIP lounge, drinks are on the house.
>>65352198holy shit is that Patrick S. Tomlinson, highly renouwned author, comic, pundit own glock?his excellent choice in arms makes us all look like we are still a child
>>65354536
>>65353580I don't understand why you would launch them upwards instead of dropping them down and inline with the direction of flight.
>>65352117It'd be weird if you didn't
>>65352820Truly the epitome of "they just be building shit". Like seriously, did nobody on the design team stop and ask why the magwell needed to be like that? Or why the barrel had to be fluted? It's like the Juicero of guns, fundamentally retarded idea that somehow received way too much effort
>>65354390>YeahHope you enjoy it very much.
>>65353399So you can shoot while you're reloading
>>65355094I always felt the film was just being weird for the sake of being weird.
>>65352831
>>65355094wtf is that?
>>65355181a gun(some assembly required)
>>65350961so thats how cordless nail guns work
>>65352626>The patent for this genuinely mentions it would be "good for hunting" because "the eye can be naturally focused on sounds"Inventor had some....headcanon.
>>65353173>We need to build a big fog machine for the entire worldLeafs are on it.
>>65353812Youre thinking of the original 740, by the time of the 742 they had fixed all of the problems but they still had a bad reputation Basically>1950s 60s>options for ammo: surplus corrosive 30-06 or newfanged pissin hawt buck destroyers which batter the receiver insides>gun very difficult to dissasemble so most boomers didn't thoroughly clean it leading to corrosion
>>65353392>Hating pump action rifles.You are like little baby.
>>65355777He used the old model 14 which was actually good
>>65350930>throws feces in your face and jacks off while REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65355852Remember seeing one of these as a kid when my Dad took me to the local gym/gunshop.Building has been empty for years now.
>>65355721No the 742 sucked too, because it had the same bolt as the 740 thus the same battering issues. Like 16 fucking locking lugs, pic rel. That didn't get fixed until the 7400 when they simplified it to only 4 lugs or so
>>65355876Id really like to have one even though the most common caliber is kind of hard to find, 35 rem
>>65355904If they reintroduced one in .350 Legend I would preorder, merely out of nostalgia and gift it to my Father.
>>65355896It's stupid overall, but as a machinist that is cool, especially one who has used pure analog mills and lathes.
>>65355910From what I've read some of the original prototypes were in 30-30, but they dropped it once they actually went into production. 30 rem is basically 30-30 rimless so it may be possible to ream out the chamber and open up the bolt face to convert it, nit thats beyond my skills
>>65355931I really want to see old school actions made with modern tech and cartridges.M1s in PDW or hyper pistol chamberings.Rolling Blocks that are in free floated chassis and Creedmore, Norma or ARC calibers.Pump rifles in the same.You wouldn't sell a lot, but with good business sense and additive metal, proper heat treat, Small multi mills, lights-out, use of poly, blah blahYou could probably turn a small profit.Do a side hustle making wood furniture that commands a premium and is only made to order.
>>65355944They did it with lever actions, but that is all nostalgia. Levers are complex, and the price, while inflated, reflects that.How cheap could you make a 6.5 Creed rolling block with a poly stock?
>>65355944They stopped making those old actions because labor became too expensive and the average consumer became too cheapIf it isn't an ar, or a simple lathe turned round bar bolt action, it will not sell
>>65355992Have you seen blueprints of rolling blocks?A couple hours with A.I. enhanced metrology to CAD to GCode and you have a working action. The manufacturing process itself is stupid simple. The critical functioning part can merely be laser sheet cut, checked for burrs and random tolerance, simple channel& finish and pass, treated and installed.You cannot do that with a bolt, semi or even break action.And if we introduce ECM & EDM?
>>65356029There are more parts than that sugggests.But they are simple. Imagine a sturdy, lightweight,single shot in whatever reasonable caliber you want for $275 or less. Then make it hinged upper and lower.
>>65356029>A.I.Oh so you have dunning kruger syndromeHint: it wouldn't be nearly as easy as you think it is
>>65352030
>>65356048Apps for metrology have existed for years. We have a probe CMM. Renting access to software for compiling pics from a pocket smartphone and having an engineer spend a few hours to tweak are so much less expensive it is amazing."A.I." sucks at being human. But it is great for autistic tasks like>tell me how many pieces of spilled salt are on the ground in this series of photos
>>65350930May I have entry my good man?
>>65356065I won't engage with retards
>>65356078You have no argument.If you are manufacturing rifle parts you can scan, fab, random sample, then test fire. Preferably every single assembled rifle with a proof load, but that is more flex than QC.You are ignorant, yet not old school. I doubt you have ever finished a part merely with dials
>>65355992No, they stopped because turning bolts with 5 or more capacity was the standard, especially when the private market is mainly courting men trained on bolt actions in the military.Same reason now AR-15 actions are now ubiquitous.And with military contracts comes cheap tooling. You short-sighted faggot.
>>65353242While developing the autoloading Crusader SPG they experimented with using liquid propellant. Didn't last for obvious reasons but would have made the autoloader much less complicated. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM2001_Crusader
>>65352594that thing will be carried by either the scrawniest goth possible or someone who will make a lamp out of your skin with no in-between
>>65353462I just wonder when Putin will finally isolate them from the internet too. I don't see why they should be using Western sites.
>>65352594I am a dental tech. This thing would just shatter and cut your own hand up like poor man's obsidian.
>>65356066Forget impracticality, I wonder how that would feel going off.
>>65355207>a gun>(some assembly required)
>>65353422The problem is its mag fed. I have a stupid fetish with bolt action shotguns. I only use the one with the tube. Some feeding issues if you don't rack the bolt hard enough, but some practice you get it.
>>65356104>I should know, as I have done this exact thing multiple times and run a wildly successful business>you can tell because I'm shitposting on a BRICS tapwater enjoyer forum instead
>>65350930I don't even have to ask.
>>65352253That’s not even your final form….
>voilà! the ZF-1. it's light, handle's adjustable for easy carrying. good for righties and lefties.breaks down in four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick and discreet intervention. a word on firepower: titanium recharger, 3000 round clip with bursts from 3 to 300; with the replay button, another zorg intervention, it's even easier. one shot, and the replay sends every following shot to the same location. and to finish the job, all the zorg oldies but goldies: rocket launcher. arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. our famous net launcher. the always efficient flamethrower (my favourite). and for the grand finale, the all new ice cube system
You know what’s cooler than a pump action shotgun? Two pump action shotguns…. And we’re gonna make it a bullpup!
>>65353399>Yo dawg, we heard you liked .22 caliber projectiles. So we made a .22 to put on your .22Chkd digits
>>65352900It should be impact fired instead of having to pull a trigger
>>65358512>>65352253A buncha Germans use these to fling two inch thick steel pig silhouettes across a range, with points being given based on how far your hit sent the silhouette flying.The only shooting sport more hilarious is that black powder cannon shooting contest.
>>65354536Pls tell me this is real, because I need one.>>65355230Carlos!>>65356561Probably amazing if you timed things just right iykwim
>>65353298
>>65350930I have a glock.
>>65352084SO kino and ridiculous at the same time. I love it.
>>65356063
>>65358962Doesn’t surprise me, I have a 1/2 inch thick 12 inch diameter gong, I usually hang it about a foot and a half down on chain from a crossbar.. if you nail it with 500 magnum out of that BFR it’ll wrap around the crossbar…. If you hit it with 500 bushwacker it doesn’t wrap because the force pushes the plate straight back and snaps it against the chain….
>>65352030>>65356063>>65360046>Holy shit. Gunchucks.
>Break open>Lever action>Pump>gun of some sort
>>65356552So it’s high-tier in a thread like this then?
Saar excuse me saar I beg your pardons saar but you have not considered the true impractical waypon. It is naturally for it to be Indian saar
As a cartridge, 9mm Glisenti. Italians don't build actions strong enough for 9mm Parabellum, so they use a less pressurized cartridge based on it...with the same dimensions. So be careful what you're chambering because the round the rest of the world is using is the equivalent of Bubba's handload to your spaghetti shooter. And if you accidentally put some of the Italian ammo in your pistol, it will probably fail to cycle.
>>65356552>Literally designed for replacing teeth; the hardest substance of the human body>It would just shatter, broYeah no.
>>65356561>.22The user probably achieves a higher muzzle velocity than the gun
>>65350930Do I have it set to single action or double? Will I remember the trigger isn't the trigger but it's the little trigger behind it? Will it get me killed in battle?No one knows.
>>65360046>>65356063
>>65360482gotta take advantage of those perfect reload damage bonuses
>>65350930>bolting a HEAT shell onto a stick perpendicularly so you can call it the HEAT Hammer
>>65360795Why is "bend" a sound effect and what is bending?
>>65353274Now I'm crying for my youth
>>65361315Better question: why 'loaded' is a sound effect as well?
>>65352469lel my grandpa was a conscript in the Dominican Republic during the fascist years and any time we would talk about something /k/ related he would always glaze Spanish Mausers as the best rifles in the world because that's what he was issued.After he died I looked into it and found out that his "Spanish" Mauser would have been made in Brazil and were notorious for being beat to shit.
>>65360795
>>65361315airbending produces a sound wave, hope it helps
>>65361571>why 'loaded' is a sound effect as well?idk but it definitely is, I know exactly how it sounds.
>>65352820Don't care. Pure sex.
>>65360482>Over/Under Shotgun>Two barrels>Two firing pins>Lever cocks the top firing pin>Pump cocks the bottom firing pinIt's not that hard, anon.
>>65356588I think that's a practical pocket gun
>>65364055I'd prefer more than 1 shot though.
>>65350930Is this the thread where we dump all the weapons in Russia's arsenal?
>>65364219No, this is a Forward Assist thread.
>>65353242This, hydrazine isn't only a cancer juice it's also hypergolic and prone to thermal runaway.If anyone takes a bullet or sharpnel to the stock they are going up in flames, if they don't they are dying 20 years early of cancer just from reloading.
>>65353433worked pretty well for himmakes crime shut up when you crack their skull in
>>65350930Let me in, or else
>>65353399as its been repeated without evidence many times over, it was whatshisnames attempt to obliterate his company before his divorce could be finalized and his successful colt reproduction business had to somehow being divvied up to the wife
>>65353385and i watch all of them every few years
>>65351645Why didnt this take off? Inaccurate or low stopping power? In theory sending a spray of bullets at something seems pretty cool, but they make no mention of how accurate it really is or what size the BBs are. The little vid at the end makes them look super fucking small lol
>>65367068turned out that dropping steel balls into a washing machine rotating faster than the speed of sound posed engineering challenges they weren't ready to tackle yet.
>>65356561It would be extremely painful...
>>65352092I literally saw those exact rapiers in the Dresden Armoury's "Combination Weapon Room" the other day. There were also a lot of swords with warhammer crossguards, like picrel, which I hope gets me in the door.
>>65353392If there are bolt action shotguns, why aren't there pump sniper rifles?
>>65368403>>65352092>I literally saw those exact rapiersWhat's their story?Are they butterfly rapiers designed to go in a single scabbard?
>>65352117Case hardened is sex
>>65352420Is that the one for piss enthusiasts?
>>65369869>piss enthusiastsYou mean norktard?
>>65352527>>65352544Not weird guns
>>65368675Yes. Some dual rapier techniques exist.
>>65368675Yeah, they're designed to be worn together in a single scabbard, and each has one perfectly flat side.
>>65352720Is that Indian?
>>65354324Remember to castrate it so your grandkids don’t have to deal with his
Borrowing g’mas gun for the night. Out of my way niggers
>>65354324Good sir, you need one of these>https://centerofthewest.org/2015/06/03/treasures-from-our-west-watermelon-patch-gun/
>>65369872
>>65356066Holy wat. This is extraordinaryDoes it go off of you laugh too hard?
>>65350961Somebody send this to Keltec right the fuck now
>>65360482you have to give me the sauce on this
let me in
>>65364200Sure it's not the best choice but still practical for that purpose.
>>65350930This has to be impractical enough.>single shot>underlever like an air rifleThe chrome loading port cover slides back; I hope this has an underlever anti finger-chopper safety but don't know. >fires caseless 22LR that hasn't been made since I don't even know when because this was made in the 60s>~23,000 madeYes I'm afraid I'm going to give it an idiot scratch one day>no tapped receiver, no dovetail IIRC>made by Daisy, the air rifle company
>>65351664This is probably a euro made piece but I immediately thought of this
>>65352626>nobody in the hunting party can look at each other without muzzle sweeping
>>65372443If that's normal life in an American hotel, why does everybody seem so surprised?
>>65373146American mustard is a lot of things but I dunno about shooting someone over itThey entirely deserve to be shot for ketchup though
>>65372443>never got flagged to pass the mustard beforeDo euros really?
>>65360601The teeth on that thing are much MUCH softer than human teeth, and you've never worked with acrylic.
>>65358517In what way is that an impractical gun? It's a portable 'do fucking everything' gun that can be smuggled in your luggage, weighs no more than a handgun, can take out armored vehicles, can fire 300 fucking round bursts with perfect accuracy as long as you've hit your target once, and you can turn people into ice statues for lulz.
>>65373345It is arguably the most practical gun.
>>65373345>>65373357...and of course, none of you asked about that button...
>>65350961Jesus fucking Christ
>>65373362Any proper cold blooded killer would ask about the big red button, I asked what it does and the seller happily explained it was the self destruct.Only a fool would have an issue with such a design element.
>>65352900You're on the list
>>65373162>maybe not mustard, but...This stuff if any mustard. Might've been re-named to dill pickle, not sure as I still have a bottle or two.
>Here you go Johnny Canuck, this sporting rifle whose bayonet always falls off, whose bolt will either fall apart of blow back into your face and which jams with the slightest bit of mud or dirt will serve you well as your service weapon here in the trenches!
>>65373763It's either awesome or a culinary war crime, there's no middle ground.
>>65373763Based dill mustard enjoyer
>>65351650The USSR is not Russia, no matter how much ziggers may screech otherwise.Maybe I'm wrong, but weren't those literally made in Ukraine too? They made a lot of the important shit for tsar- I mean dear comrade leader.
>>65374018I would've never tried dill mustard if Cabelas of all places hadn't had a pop-up tent with samples. Better than regular yellow mustard for sure. Great on hot dogs too. Doesn't taste like pickle, just fresh dill and yellow mustard.>>65374197Huh, maybe that's why they seem to have renamed the Dill flavor. Guess other mustard brands are doing it too.
The SPIW program gets far too little attention. Everyone wants to talk about the XM8 but not the 24lb rifle that fires three flechettes per pull of the trigger?
>>65374264But wait there's more!
>>65352020DELET THIS
>>65350930why carry two guns when you can carry... two guns..
>>65352117if it was possible to case harden the pot metal Hi-Points are made of it would even make those guns look extremely appealing
