/k/ state constitution thread. If you don't have the format, get creative because I ain't got that bullshit either.
>>65352612I'm trying to make one for your mom's house, the Constitution of Deez
>>65352634Wut's deez?
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1. Thou shalt not ejaculate into the brownie batter, icing, or any constituent part thereof.
>>65352646A magical place that is the natural habitat of the mind goblin.
>>65352612>living in a state that is almost 50% blackHow horrifying, I couldn't imagine.
this is probably 10 years old by now
We're constitutional carry now, but otherwise this old ass image remains true.
>>65352733Mind goblins aren't real, it's the homeland of the Sugondeez tribe.
>>65356213Found a slightly newer version
>>65352612>niggerlover flagGet this shit outta here faggot
>>65352612Oh ya-ya bitches.
Postan what I have. Some are a bit outdated but still fun to read.
>>65357365Always amazed how extremely accurate this one is. Even includes the Louisiana Republic Flag
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>>65357375Oh absolutely. All it needs is a king cake and a case of Abita root beer.Here, have the oooold Louisiana one.
Who has NC
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>>65357406Hana Mana Ganda! Hana Mana Ganda!
>>65357402Is north florida actually nice
can you post my state pls thanks
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>>65357408>4 weather seasons in a daySo fucking true holy shit. I hate the schizo weather here so much
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>>65357418That's all I have lads.
>>65357365>pinch the tail, suck the headW-what?
>>65357456You heard us.
>>65357376Woo Pig
>>65357456It’s a crawfish thing
>>65357410No
>>65356554>tfw the south says we're the mid-west>tfw the mid-west says we're the southHeard the same about Tennessee, which is also a based state. Is there a term for that whole "mid atlantic inland" region? I've also heard the same tags for Arkansas and Missouri less.
>>65357365The spelling errors really make this hit homet. Lived in NOLA, work for a company based in baton rouge
>>65357379>>65357376These are two states where Whites act more like Blacks than the average Black.
>>65357410Fuck off we r full
>>65357410If you're a New Yorker, Oregonian, Coloradan, Californian, or a Texan from a faggot lib city: no.If you're a real American: also no.
>>65358162I’ve often heard this region being referred to as the Mid-south.>t. Tennesseean living 1 mile south of the Kentucky border
>>65357418Should add Primary Arms on there, their headquarters is in Houston.
>>65358162You mean Appalachia? Also if your state ever seceded from the Union I think that's the gold standard of "Southern".
>>65359063I didn't know Vernors was from Michigan. I already drink it with pizza often.
ohio is about to be fucking gay, we are gonna get jeet jeet ramaswamy
>>65356811it's not a buggy, it's a grocery stroller.
>>65359063>UP as the cocklol. I do wanna visit Marquette during the fall someday
Does anyone have the NJ "I wish I were dead" one? I'd like to edit it.
any montana ones? just moved here
>>65357410>Is Northern Florida nice?Jacksonville is the worst place in the South, aside from a 5 mile radius around Sawgrass. I'm originally from Jacksonville during a time when they were 'desegregating' the community by shipping white kids to the worst ghetto schools. When I got to move, South Houston seemed a beautiful urban utopia full of peaceful people by comparison. Same with the west side of Chicago pre-gentrification. Gary, IN looked a lot like where I went to middle school.
>>65357410If Ocala counts, sure. The rest is fucking hell.
>>65359063I need to edit Green Lantern into this one now that they're franchised out everywhere.
>>65352612Are there any states with good gun laws and lowish COL that are actually “nice” to live in? Pretty much every other state I’ve looked at is either ghetto as hell, or so expensive as to not be worth the effort of trying to live there unless you’ve got a master’s in whateverthefuck. >t. Colorado anon
>>65360088I moved to North Carolina a couple years ago from CO and I love it here. Limited public ranges but they exist. I live 25 minutes from both downtown GSO and Winston, my 18 mile commute on the highway actually takes 15 minutes (16 if I get stuck at the lights under 40) instead of an hour, and I'm making the same here as I was there while living in twice the house.>but what do you do to afford thatI fix trucks.
>>65359952From where?
>>65360088Don’t you have lots of public land to stomp around in within Colorado? You ever consider South Dakota? It’s growing and the western half is good but it’s still the Midwest so it’s manageable cost of living
Is there one for PA?
>>65352612As a peasant of the most glorious country on Earth, The Democratic People's Republic of California these are truly amusing. As you can tell I didn't post ours because we don't have one because it's up to our dear leaders that decide what is best for us unwashed people.
>>65360164>lots of public land Yeah, but with the new laws coming into place, getting funs is going to be a bit more challenging. Plus we got a litany of other shit shoved down our throats including magazine bans, waiting periods, safe storage and red flag laws. Overall it’s not terrible, but certainly not worth the squeeze this place used to give up to the mid 2000s.
>>65360013green lantern completely fucks jets and its not even close
>>65360158California, happy to finally leave that gay ass state behind
>>65360013Best pizza in the state >>65359063This needs to be updated with all of shitmer’s new retarded laws
>>65359140That's how I've always heard it too. Pic related: dark red is the Deep South, red is the Mid-South, and orange is the Upper South.
>>65360225SCOTUS is going to be hearing arguments about a number of gun control laws in light of Bruen soon, and US vs CA and Bonta is a thing which is doubtless going to have extremely wide reaching implications.
>>65360173Yes.This one is a central PA specific one.All of it is still true.
>>65360088Arizona or Utah?
>>65364821Not bad places, necessarily, but Utah is full of Mormons and they seem to have extreme in group preference from the times I’ve gone there. Arizona is alright, but I could definitely see it become another Colorado given a decade or so.
>>65359669Naw, Acton will winAnd so will Sherrod Brown
>>65365243i dont know whats worse
>>65362387Are semi-auto rifles still banned for hunting in PA? I remember hearing that PAnons had to use pump-action rifles to take deer.
>>65357402>>65357406I need to escape South Florida.>>65357410Anything north of Palm Beach County is automatically better
>>65358162Upland South (interchangeable with Upper South) is the term you're looking for.
>>65368165What's the main complaint, is it boomers, Cubans, Miami jews, or what?
>>65360225Lived in CO at the Frontrange 2022-25 and I had never been so miserable. What a rootless, overdeveloped hellscape. At least the shooting matches were plentiful...
>>65368177High cost of living, yankee doodle fucks buying up housing, and honestly it's become a hotbed for jewish surveillance state shit, we have a fuckton of cameras here
>>65368144>Are semi-auto rifles still banned for hunting in PA? For big game (deer, elk, bear, boar, turkey), yes.For small game (everything else), no.>I remember hearing that PAnons had to use pump-action rifles to take deer.They are popular, but people typically use fudd guns like bolt and lever actions for hunting.Bow hunting is stupid popular here because the season for that is longer and there is less risk of hitting someone's house with a stray shot because a lot of deer habitat is near residential areas.
>>65360088>>65360115I grew up in MD, then got sent to NJ for ten years for work, then 2 in DE, and finally landed in NC. The only gay thing here is the force of law no guns signs, even in DE they have to tell you to leave to be an offense. But it’s great buying what you want, lots of good LGS, I just found a private range near me so I could blast shotguns all day. (Paid $25 an hour to do what I want). There are an couple indoor ranges in Wilmington that are are not gay. I’m in ENC so it’s not as pozzed or lethal as some of the other big cities.
>>65358193Well blacks hate other blacks so that’s a good deterrent then
>>65368297I've kind of considered NC or at least SC if I can't hack it here in Florida
>>65361567That line can keep on continuing half way up IL, IN and OH too btw
>>65368322You can have all of Ohio
>>65368322I think we're good fren. We have enough northerners.
>>65368309I live on the coast, about 45” from Myrtle Beach. SC is great too on the coast. My ex had a farm in the middle of the state and it was pretty rural, there are tons of Northern transplants here but things are good gun wise for both states. I could do FL if I had to, but in the right parts of NC/SC you won’t feel like a third world tourist.
>>65372016Why is your dog so ugly dude
>>65372016>45" from Myrtle Beach>" Why are you using inches to explain your geographic proximity?
>>65362387here's an alternate version from like 2014, need one for western PA
