It's Russian navy day! Here is Putin congratulation the navy in the port of... back alley of Kremlin.Is navy obsolete at this point unless you have overkill superiority?
Putin acts and behaves like a bullshitting uncle on facebook who pretends he's a millionaire but in reality is living off worker's comp fraud and his nissan just got repo'd by a sweaty guy in a super duty.
Is the yellow building to the right also printed in? wtf
>>65368074Russians do this shit for some reason, they've covered whole building with fake facades to (attempt to) fool foreigners. They have done this during sports matches in their country when they are expecting alot of visitors, it looks like shit always.
>>65368074we're reaching Potemkin levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>65368074and that's probably not putin
>>65368280they're clearly not putin the effort covering those buildings
>>65368151https://www.awesomebooks.com/book/9781917283090/pissing-women
>>65367960He just said Poland Hungary and Romaina are gonna take Ukraines western provinces so yeah he’s gone full Facebook boomer
>>65368133They're hiding their riches so nato wont steal them
>>65367950BUM TOUCHING ENDS HERE
>>65368576does he come from Stalin's experiment of cross breeding with chimps?
>>65368579No. That's a typical russian face.
>>65368576>muh landFucking boomers just can't let shit go when everyone is more or less happy enough where they are and just can't be fucked sending their kids to go get killed over some shit that happened a century or more ago. If you found this bald midget faggot screaming about Stalin giving away land on a street corner you'd rightly consider him just another crazy cunt that needs to be locked up.
>>65368576>countries will reclaim their rightful clay from those who currently hold itCareful, Vladimir Vladimirovich - those who live in glass houses and so forth...
>>65368592>boomers/k/id word. You just outed yourself as underaged.
>>65368611>everyone under 50 is a child to meFucking explains why boomers are such cunts
>>65368611I'm old as shit, I just hate boomer-mentality
>>65367950Has the "Hitler inspecting Hitler Youth outside the Fuhrer bunker" vibe.
>>65368627He's up for that or something...
>>65368562I hate women so much it is unreal.
>>65368133 The idea is that you cover a building with a picture of the building while it's being renovated so that the scaffolding doesn't ruin the historical feel of the street.It's not a terrible idea, but if the renovation money goes towards yachts rather than renovation, you soon get an entire city looking like this.
>>65368611I'm a boomer and say boomer. Shut the fuck up, you old bitch.
>>65368658We do that in the UK, but we actually renovate behind it.
>>65368074If that's the Kremlin I assume it's not to hide the crumbling ruins since presumably Putin and the generals etc work in there. Putting up a fake image to hide building works is pretty standard.
>>65368592you have to be equaly stupid if you seriously think it's about muh land.
>>65367950>>65368074Splendid display, now have your crew get in their vessel.>But Mr. President, it's just a-(Draws Nagant revolver) I said get in.
>>65368133Oh, every country does this. China did it when Obama's wife visited them. North Korea does it every time they get a diplomat. Governor DeSantis did this when Chinese officials visited California.
>>65368593There was alreadyt a village in mongolia with a uranium mine that was de facto Russian land in a bubble.
>>65368576bro trust me Hungary, Poland and Romaina are gonna invade Ukraine so it’s ok for me to do it because Stalin and shit
>>65368593>countries will reclaim their rightful clay from those who currently hold it. . . .did he forget Kaliningrad is a thing?
>>65368664You see dumb wectoid, poccia uses smekalka and saves money by NOT renovating!mighty pocciya wins again!
>>65368587this is fucking wild
>>65368074Is one of the navy buildings in Peterburg yellow?is it made to mimic the place where they held it last year?
>>65367960So you're saying he's Roman Bellic?
>>65369461Konigsberg (FTFY)KareliaThe Kuril IslandsMan, vatniks really like stealing places that start with K
>>65369473why do you think we ge so many of them trying to meack this board shit like their own country
>>65369473>KonigsbergGermany said they didn't want it in 1990, so maybe it can be a new state or something.Also, it's full of Russians. Nobody wants that.
>>65369474It all makes sense
>>65368593Id be more concerned about glass windows desu
My god this is embarrassing. This entire fucking country is a Potemkin village.
>>65368565>He just said Poland Hungary and Romaina are gonna take Ukraines western provincesSo not even Medvedev saying this crazy shit now, just straight up Putin is resorting to it?
>>65368611Look at this boomer-ass fagort
>>65369518>That slight limpCareful about that Vladimir, you really can't afford to not be able to run fast these days
>>65369522Putin always believed crazy shit, he just was "smart" enough to shut up about it. He fully believes Dugin's schizo babble and due to the situation, has finally been letting it out.
>>65368576When the average grand strategy video game enjoyer gets power.
>>65368562I love women so much it's unreal.
Remember when westerners saw Putin as a reformer and moderate? Holy hell. Something I've learned is that the USSR is akin to some kind of disease, and it poisons the minds of anyone who grew up on it. This even goes for Ukraine. I don't trust any of their old guard military leaders who were trained in the USSR days.
>>65369616>Something I've learned is that Russia is akin to some kind of disease, and it poisons the minds of anyone who grew up on it.FTFY. Tsarist Russia, Bolshevik Russia, Soviet Russia, Putinist Russia, all same shit with different flavor. All poisonous in equal proportions to the amount of contact you have with it.
>>65369616This: >>65369622 you could create the most sublimely perfect form of government, that would give the best life for the least effort to anyone who lived under it and Russians would still fuck it up.
>>65368678I mean obviously it was originally for Pootpoot's schizo concept of a multipolar world and strong rossya. But how the Russian system functions means they very much are dying for irrelevant fields so that Putin can salvage a 'win' to wank himself to.
>>65368743>every country does this.Weird how everything listed is communist
>>65369518kek how short is this dude?
>>65368576And we thought Medvedev had to go on his HoI4 play through rants as a humiliation ritual but he was repeating putin verbatim
>>65369702So...how does mexican Danny Devito reach the pedals?
>>65368611ok boomer, how's that reverse mortage going?
>>65369702how the fuck do you use that as a family car?does it come with a ladder for the kids?
what s-400 doing?
>>65369702>ManlyTears shows his hotwheels collection
>>65369518Well, the centers of Moskow and St. Petersburg are and there are a few "Potempkin bubbles" being constructed every time Putin shows his face, or occasionally for western journalists.The rest of Russia is just a shithole.
>>65369713>what s-400 doing?Exploding, just like port of odessa, lol
>>65369616I do. He seemed better than the utter chaos that Russia was at the time. We had shootouts involving the Russian mafia happening weekly.
>>65369730this... makes me a bit sad.
>>65369539The carlson interveiw though.
>>65368654>>65369562The point was that the book being fake feminism disguising a pervert with a fetish is the high Potemkin level that... you know what never mind I flew to close to the sun.
>>65369702aww its got an adorable little step ladder!If he parked in a handicap zone being that height I wouldn't even be mad
>>65369739don't be
>>65368611>be boomer>gets offended by someone vaguely insulting your age group on an anonymous basket weaving forumkek
>>65369739The rest will just be 2L of vodka and the kind of domestic abuse that cripples a generation
>>65369467
>>65369757uh what
>>65369702Literally <5' turbo-manletHe usually wears platform shoes with a huge >3" lift too...
>>65368611In this guy’s defense, Soviet penchant for meat waves during ww2 and famines prevented a baby boom in Russia.
>>65367950>Putin congratulation the navy in the port of... back alley of Kremlin.Everything is going according to plan... So why not congratulation the navy at the Black Sea Fleet headquarters, Sevastopol Naval Base, Crimea?
>>65369774>meat waves during ww2Literally a myth propagated by COD and western historian.
>>65369616There was a time during the 00s, after the more turbulent 90s, when Russia had a more positive view of the west, and vice versa. Things where kinda stable for a while. It "started" noticeably deteriorating with the invasion of Georgia and later Syrian Civil War. Imagine what could have happened if a bunch of Cold War madmen wasn't in charge.
>>65369766Him and RDJ should be thrown in the manlet pit together.
>>65369774You actually did trigger a tankie with this post.
>>65368743>Governor DeSantis did this when Chinese officials visited California.This retarded vatnig can't even tell California and Florida apart
>>65369716I'm so happy that I still get to see the notorious manlet ManlyTears mentioned from time to time on this godforsaken site.
>>65367950I believe this is more humiliating than a cardboard ayatollah, because of their LARPing as a superpower.
>>65368576I love how both the captain and that sergeant put on their vodkaface, so they wont get gulag'd for laughing at monke's speech
>>65369778There was the stink of the Kursk disaster and how he didn't handle it which was a bit of an indicator as well. Then some sketchy apartment bombing for Chechen 2 boogaloo the bumming.Nigger is straight up dead inside
>>65369749If he parked that fucking car in a handicap zone I would slap the shit out of him.
>>65369796I think its bad occupational health to be bending like that and exerting yourself
>>65369777Modern day Russia is copying the strategy.
>>65369778A degree of that was also optimism from the west, combined with a little bit of a self-inflicted ideological trap. People really wanted to believe that everything was fine now and rehabilitate Russia.The other end of it is that if you can only view the Cold War as the clash of economic systems and associated ideology then it follows that oh, they aren't ruled by a Communist government anymore, so they must be good now. Russia would've been Russia no matter the flag flown or ideology rallied behind, as we can pretty clearly see at the moment. People wanted to believe it was clean and simple and most of all, over.
>>65369799No they dont. Sending small squad to infiltrate enemy line multiple time =/= human wave in COD.
>>65369806You are partially correct, they were treated more like humans and more properly armed in COD
>>65369806It's no more a small squad than a small wave sent to draw out drones so they can try to counter fire. Usually it doesn't work though, that's why they just keep trying until they find some kind of crack. Still a meat wave that accomplishes basically nothing.
>>65369616The rot goes back way further than the Soviets. The USSR simply inherited it from the Russian Empire and passed it on the Russian Federation. It’s the mythical Russian spirit.
>>65367950happy navy day!
>>65369797I could get him when he's in the process of climbing in. Or I could kick the shit out of him instead, with appropriate boots that should be OSHA compliant.
>>65369804The same optimism existed in Russia, at least among common people and lower political classes. What went on in Putins head no one can say, perhaps it was all 2D chess.
bros, moscow is now impenetrable like an ass with a dick in it already and the ass cheeks are squeezing the dick hard
>>65369840I'd fuck the chick in the hat
>>65368565Poland claims that before this war went hot again, the Russians approached them and offered to divide Ukraine, and the Poles told them to fuck off.A Russian is always a Russian.
>>65369859>Poland claims>No proofsTo the trash it goes.
>>65368593you guys ever think about the people in these areas of these big countries that know nothing about what is going on. they're just living their life they have done for centuries? from china to russia, they just carry on, big cities may be different but vast majority outside it are not. odd new tech and stuff but nothing major.
>>65369857Like buying bulk condoms after being raw-dogged in parking lot by random hobos all night
>>65369860>Poland claimshttps://xcancel.com/PolandMFA/status/1764948867315892392I mean this isn't so much a 'claim' as just a retrweet of what Russian government officials posted, showed on TV, etc.There is another pic of Luka in front of a map showing the same thing.
>>65369875>and hear the lamentations of their womenCrom is with us.
>>65369861There as supposedly a bunch of Georgian knights from the most remote and isolated pockets of the Caucasus mountains, who rode into the capital of Georgia in 1915, wearing chainmail, carrying swords, shields, and snap-lock muskets.It took a year for the news to reach them that their country was at war, and they wanted to do their part.
>>65369860No proofs exist east of the Vistula as the old saying goes.
>>65369518He has the mannerisms of Mr Bean.
>>65369888We must move the Proof Line to at least the Don, ideally to the Volga.
>>65369861I'm reminded of stories of villages in Afghanistan that thought Coalition forces were the Soviets returning and had to be informed about all that had transpired since.
>>65369880I always look at these kind of maps and cringe. Must be a nightmare for Romania to get to the border of Ukraine. Extra trip time to avoid going through Moldova. It's like that place in Oman that is inside Qatar. Or that place in India that was inside an exclave of Bangladesh which was inside an exclave of India which was in an exclave of Bangladesh inside India (thankfully they fixed the issue quite recently).
>>65369901I pray that such a thing is possible.
>>65367950His grandchildren will move to the US and spen their lives warning abou russian dicators just like Stalins and Khrushchevs.The life of a russian dictator is a miserable and worthless thing just like the Russian military and society.
>>65369880Do you think Putin stores him in a jar or a drawer?
>>65367950Meanwhile in reality27.07.2026Tanks — 12225 (+8)Armored fighting vehicle — 25032 (+13)Artillery systems — 46831 (+37)MLRS — 1969Anti-aircraft warfare — 1519 (+1)Planes — 439Helicopters — 354Ground robotic systems — 2038 (+7)UAV — 429555 (+1269)Cruise missiles — 4950 (+6)Ships (boats) — 34Submarines — 2Cars and cisterns — 126302 (+491)Special equipment — 4472 (+7)Military personnel — aprx. 1440580 people (+1590)
>>65368576>there was only one guarantor of Ukraine's territorial integrity: Russia.Now there are 27
>>65369920Suitcase maybe, just like his travel poops
>>65369616Ifs psychological, prolonged exposure to unchecked, informal power breaks the human mindPutin has been the uncontested absolute ruler of Russia for around a quarter of a century now, his brain is effectively mush
>>65369903That map was Russia playing HoI4 and going 'Yes this will work IRL'
>>65369806sending hundreds of small squads constantly, all across the line, is the very definition of a human wave attack
>>65369926He was wrong even then. There was three. Russia, USA and UK. But Russia broke it when they invaded and USA and UK went >Well if Russia broke it we don't have to follow it eitherAnd what happened, happened.
>>65368664well we used to
>>65369765This is what they call "death cult"
>>65369765Russia is a death cult
>>65368611You just outed yourself as a malding boomer, choom.
>>65369940You don't understand, it all made sense...
>>65369880>Poland and Romania divide Ukraine because muh historical land and irredentism.>Belarus is somehow completely untouchedrusnigs and their selective approach to history
>>65370027wait RT made an article out of that?
>>65370033Brave Belarus is protected by Big Brother Bear, just like Ukraine used to be.
>>65370033The point he's making is Belarus is safe from the unstoppable Polish war machine because it's protected by Russia. Ukraine is not, but not because Russia is not trying.In any case if Poland went to grab Lviv it's a win/win situation for Russia. Poland gains some culturaly important km^2, but also gets fucked internationally, and Ukrainians are forever the internal/external enemy, also Poland maybe alligns with Russia in such scenario. Or west doesn't give a fuck when Russia attacks Poland.
>>65369816No?? human wave means sending large group of soldier at enemy defense to overwhelm it. Small squad attacking enemy defense one by one is.not.human wave it is a slaughter.
>>65368074Lol, it looks like something out of Elmo's World
>>65369777>Literally a myth propagated by COD and western historian.CoH did its part too.So well that modern Russia believes this propaganda and is enacting it irl
Lmao
>>65369784>Him and RDJ should be thrown in the manlet pit together.I feel like RDJ is just doing it to match heights on screen (and red carpet shots) and would actually be cool with being a manlet otherwise.Whatever else you want to say about him, he doesn't have an identifiable shame or insecurity in his personality and straight-up owns his faults and weaknesses, something that teh monke could never do.>>65369787>This retarded vatnig can't even tell California and Florida apartlol, I missed that and focused on it being California instead of DeSantis. Which I suppose was what they wanted with that communist reference later.Just classic both-sides with a little RvB D&C thrown in.>>65369791>I love how both the captain and that sergeant put on their vodkafaceI hadn't considered that they might actually be utterly wasted. I just thought they were feeling humiliation and frustrated rage.
>>65369886>There was supposedly If you have to start a post that way, maybe just don't post it at all.>a bunch of Georgian knights from the most remote and isolated pockets of the Caucasus mountains, who rode into the capital of Georgia in 1915, wearing chainmail, carrying swords, shields, and snap-lock muskets.They posed for a picture in knightly regalia, then they got changed and wore uniforms and used rifles like everyone else because they were fully aware of modern military practices because there had been modern wars fought all around the area for decades.Georgians just take formal military dress pretty seriously and it's a part of their culture.
>>65369766It’s like how Kim Jong Un became a massive basketball fan. He believes playing basketball will make you taller.
"Yuri and Pavel, you come with me now to DirectorateNo it's ok, you will not be shot, this is GOOD!We go on plane to Burgerland, and then we'll be SpiesAnd we flew off to spy on America!"Pavel", I said as we boarded a Greyhound to Navy Base"Archangelsk seems to be shithole to me now!"Took us four day to find proper gate, xaxa fucking English!We all went to Spy on America!Laughing on the tourtheir safety drills are for real...Yuri said the man in the gabardine suit was NSA!I said "Be careful, his asshole is really a camera""Toss me a cigarette" I beg stranger who can afford"We smoked the last one an hour ago"So I looked at the scenery, Yuri drew he up a mapAnd the McDonalds took on a Satanic glow!"Pavel, I'm lost", I said, though I knew he was comatoseI'm empty and aching and I don't know whyCounting the cars on the New Jersey TurnpikeWe've all come to spy on America(maybe we could defect to America)We've all come to spy on America
>>65369777Right not meatwave like on purpose just barely functional infatry charge, way different.
>>65370034It's not like Russia will have any actual successes
>>65369933>just like his travel poopsExcuse me what.
>>65370225Travel Poops. You put them in a bag so if you shit at bus stop, you don't leave it behind to smell. Then the dogs can't follow the spoor either.
>>65370225He's crazy and thinks if he poops in a toilet the other countries will steal his poop and make a bioweapon to kill him out of it, or use it in a black magic ritual to kill him, I dunno.
>>65369857>russia has now concentrated even more AD in static positionsWhy do I have a feeling this is going exactly according to plan?
>>65370225>https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-bodyguards-collect-his-poop-every-time-travels-abroad-report-2022-6Poop Espionage, welcome to the world of the powerful and excremental
>>65368658That's the original idea, in russia they use it primarily to hide the dilapidated state of things from the public eye. Often done before an official would visit some location, since they might not even notice that fake nature of things if they are quickly driven by car through the street. I remember how when putin was visiting some bumfuck yet large city in russia the local governor basically had retards paint everything fucked up and broken with gray paint, as if it's all new and finished with stone, since no one would be looking too close.
>>65368743>every country does thisHow quintessentially russian
>>65370229Wut.>>65370237This makes far more sense.
>>65368714lel
>>65369858She probably gives toothy head.
>>65370260>This makes far more sense.A lot could be determined about his physical health from his stool, even a little inferred about mental health possibly.Not to mention that he is probably afraid of foreign countries getting DNA samples, since tailored bioweapons could absolutely be a thing.If I was a world leader who expected to interact with Russia, a little spray bottled marked "for shaking Putin's hand" would be a lovely thing to have in my pocket.
>>65369702He was like 5'5 in his earlier days, but now that he's like 70, he has probably shrunk quite a bit
>>65370027Russia is basically just like this except with their own country
>>65370114>that guy at 0:14 with his tiny ass flag
>having a navy day>with no navy
>>65369875Is this silly moo crying because she had to walk 15 minutes?
I know Sevastopol is out of the question, but you'd think he'd at least go to St. Petersburg/Kronstadt to show how much he appreciates their shitty-ass navy. I guess not.
>>65370382Russians will crow themselves sick laughing over the major misfortunes of others but will cry at the most minor of setbacks their actions cause themselves, while having the indignity to ask why can this possibly be happening to them
>>65370383He won't get on a plane. The AD cuckold terrifies him
>>65370385>ask why can this possibly be happening to themMany such satanists
>>65370393Well he's already had planes containing his enemies shot down, irony would be a terrible way to go
>>65370382>Is this silly moo crying because she had to walk 15 minutes?No, I think she got run around by the map fuel tagging shenanigans Ukies were up to.Then she ran out of fuel and couldn't drive somewhere.
>>65370397>Ceremony_of_consecrationI'm torn between seeing this as an utter abomination completely lacking in self-awareness and between how badass it is.It's going to have excellent ruin value.
>>65370114>pride float how progressive!
>>65370410If it's this, then I'm at least partially responsible for her tears. Feels good.
>>65370237>>65370242Wait, doesn’t that mean he collects the poop of foreign ambassadors and political opponents?
>>65370513As chieftain it would be his right!
>>65370413t celebrates atheist NKVD and communist political commisars who murdered priests, nuns and he faithful for marxe.ghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_(Yakovleva)"The group was confined at Yekaterinburg and later at Alapaevsk. On the afternoon of July 18, 1918 they were herded into the woods outside Alapaevsk at gunpoint, clubbed on the back of the head, and thrown one by one into a mineshaft in the woods..All but Grand Duke Sergei Mikhailovich, who had been shot in the head, survived the fall. They could be heard singing hymns from the bottom of the shaft. One by one they lost consciousness and died."The hypocrisy of Russia has no limits though"In 1981, Yakovleva was canonized as a "new martyr" by the Russian Orthodox Church Abroad as a victim of Soviet oppression along with the other members of the group. She was in April 1992 also canonized as a martyr by the Russian Orthodox Church inside Russia."
>>65370413Yeah it'll probably look nice once it's burnt down by a drone. That'd be a proper monument to all things Russian.
>>65370609satan will try and keep his new temple in Russia, he already had one in the kremlin now he has that abomination as well and satanists like pic related.
>>65370606They and their communist kin did plenty of messed up things to the Spanish Christians in their civil war.
>>65369765>>65369757 not sure what it is, but Russians do sometimes do things like this hero worship play. "Look how the ww2 dead are heros and missed, look how much the mother loved them. " "dont you want to remembered for eternity? everyone is gonna cry for you! you might be a looser drunk now but can be a hero!" its kinda a assisted suicided that cleanses your past, no matter what you were before you will be a hero..
>>65369765They're holding funerals for their sons before they head off for the SMO to become funny webms for us to delight in, because >>65370008 >>65369990 Russia is a death cult
>>65370242Vladimir Poopin
>>65370930Holy shit they used to do that prior to fucking napoleon.
>>65370944It's cute you think they've advanced as a culture since then
>>65370971I had hoped, since the practice was as old as since the mongols fucked off.
>>65369926kek
>>65370303He was never 165cm. 20 years ago he was shorter than Merkel, who was wearing flats, while wearing 5cm of lifts. She was 165cm/5’5” then. He was 59, no way he’d lost 5 cm of height before he was 60.
>>65370251They did that here in romania too for Ceausescu.What is it about dictators that they eventually start living in a parallel reality, and expect the world to orbit around it? And what is it with good little serfs who voluntarily start orbiting?Some kind of human condition. Maybe we're just not meant to rule over too many people for too long.
>>65370306This is based tho. Unlike Russia which is homosex and sad.
>>65369937I believe he was seriously mentally ill since childhood. Only soulless husks larping as humans can do such mass evil such as pointless wars.
>>65369766Now imagine how that manlet sent millions of those european youth to die. You don't hate him enough.
>>65370513>Wait, doesn’t that mean he collects the poop of foreign ambassadors and political opponents?It wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that the GRU have samples from a lot of VIPs.
>>65370609>Yeah it'll probably look nice once it's burnt down by a droneIt would make an epic 40k battle map once it's missing a roof and has some gaps in the walls.
>>65370983>I had hopedThey have somewhat, >>65370930 is meming.It's a May Day thing commemorating the sacrifice of WWII veterans, the anon is correct that it's the sacrifice of the mother's son that's being honoured.
>>65369737Hoe he was with the mafia in those years.Who do you think ordered the hits.Fucker made his first millions selling food aid on the black market.I swear russians really are soft brained
>>65369702That guy is actually 6 feet, the car is supersized (sold only in America) and is also fitted with extra large diameter wheels.
>>65370397Is this that military church?
>>65370142...he believes in Lamarck's theory of biological inheritance?
>>65369986Idk usually it's always gone in 1-4 years tops. Maybe you just live in a shithole?
>>65369518He's doing the KGB walk, if it's not the real him maybe it's one of the good doppelgangers?
>>65370237How very mao zedong of him
>>65371446>He's doing the KGB walkNot a real thing.
>>65369757the mourning of the dead cutting directly to a tiktok dance one-shotted all the HP on my sanity meterI think I'm gonna need another beer
>>65369880Homeboy actually wore the Hillary Clinton to the function
>>65368579Looks like every bully in a slav school
>>65370052There is nuance.Turns out that when your enemy has superiority in firepower, a frontal assault is gonna be a massacre.So what you do is send small units to infiltrate the line. If their attack is discovered they'll get killed quickly but you only lost a few guys. If they get inside the wire, you bring in the bulk of the forces to assault that point. The defender may be forced to abandon the position due to threat of encirclement. However, if the defender stands his ground, from his perspective he will be forced to mow down a suicidal charge. A human wave doesn't necessarily mean using the bodies to soak up enemy fire, it's a way to close the distance and create a messy fight to deny the enemy the advantage.In Ukraine they refer to Russian small squad attacks as "meat wave". The wave isn't the human mass crashing into the defense like the sea against the shore, but the videogame style "wave" you have to fight off and prepare to fight the next one. Some waves could be penal battalion/roosters who bring shovels and ammo cans and their job is to advance through no man's land and dig positions and leave ammo and grenades as resupply points so that follow up waves with assault troops can use to get cover and replenish ammo as they fight their way through. Then some waves can be the "boss stage" by including actually trained troops with proper armor, night vision, etc.
>>65371446This is an opportunity to mention my half-serious theory that there never even was a real Putin and he's always been a bunch of different "doubles" playing a made-up figurehead character.
>>65368592Land is massively important for a nation, it is the reason why Russia has been so historically powerful and could recover down the line. Pretending it isn't important and that blood hasn't been shed for it throughout time is stupid.
>>65371651It would be an interesting approach to regime security, but then you're faced with the question of how old "Putin" is allowed to get before dying of natural causes, not to mention the fact that the Russian system absolutely needs a czar and I can't see a group of conspirators being able to fill that gap behind the scenes.
>>65371597>ywn get to hold Hillary's handWhy even live?
>>65369702He's barely 150cm without specialized hidden platform shoes (the so-called "pinyakhodi" in the RU anon discourse), which fuck up his legs due to how unnatural his legs' positions are kept at.
>>65370995>while wearing 5cm of liftsIt's way more than 5cm
>>65369702it's hilarious how the guy starts out looking normal and then it's like he shrinks as he gets closer to the truck
>>65371651There was a putin, but body doubles for deranged dictators are a thing. The conspiracy is that the original died like 10+ years ago and was replaced with a full time actor. Look up the russian actor Andrei Vladimirovich Panin who supposedly died in 2013 under mysterious circumstances. He was identical ear shapes and identical birthmarks to photos of "older putin". He literally played putin in 2008 in a biographical film lmao.
>>65371830Forced perspective is a helluva drug
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, do you have the submarine?- I have something much better! A drawing of a submarine!
>>65369702>that videoIt's like this level of Mario 64
>>65371836>Panin
>>65367950>Is navy obsolete at this point unless you have overkill superiority?At this point?
>>65370513Well yeah, at that level we're past the petty politics and concerns of minor underlings who do diplomacy, fight wars and make policyThe Big Shit being known by Big Guys>>65371584Yeah that's just normal trauma though which will heal eventually, Russians have that bootprint on their very geneticals by now, its in their extra chromosomes! >>65371718Sure land is important. Everyone loves dirt, but its nothing compared to people power. Having a people on that land who have identity, educated and can improve that land is what make a Country is really what matters in the end. Otherwise no one will remember your land if everyone died in someone else's land due to wasteful military actions. I've been that peacekeeper (2x) an invader (2x) and an occupier (3x) so I'm going to categorically say- don't start wars over fucking stupid shit like a historical boundary or other resource retarded reasons that wars start.You piss away treasure, assets and human capital of your countryPeople, particularly young people matter as they're the future for your country and if you don't have them, you have no future
>>65369750The greatest Renaissance painters could only dream of a scene so perfect in its competition, so profound in its imagery
>>65371922I lack the gift to parody "The Subject", but I hope someone else will.
>>65369477>it's full of Russiansthis can be solved scientifically
>>65369713What is the mouse cursor anyway? Is it semi-autonomous guidance, or a co-pilot sitting next to him and telling him where to fly it?
>>65372248It's possible we're looking at a recording not of the raw footage but after-action review and that's just how someone's highlighting things during it.
>>65368593>>65368593Garelia is Finnish glay XDDDD
>>65369923>Military personnel +1590Damn. Remember when the numbers would occasionally break 1,000/day? Now you never see it below that.
>>65370938kek
>>65372344honestly, its all so tiresome.Random imaginary number goes up and yet situation at the front is more or less the same.
>>65371446Of course the famous "spy walk" to show how super cool he is instead of him just being an old man with a limp.
>>65372401>>65372344Men are just endlessly being fed to the drones at the front line, with the hope that 1/10 of them will bunker down and if they keep doing that they can then overwhelm Ukraine and force them to fall back. Ukraine has built up enough drove coverage on the front that this number is getting lower and lower. more KIA but no progress. Each Ukraine units puts out footage collages every day and they've gotten so numerous and so similar they're pretty boring at this point. Most Russians look like the local homeless person.
>>65372485>Russia clearing otu Siberian menI hope the girls there like Chinese men
>>65369789It's pretty common in /v/ filename threads, so people repeat it without actually knowing who he is.
>>65369875>>65370382>the slav fears the bicycle
>>65370410>No, I think she got run around by the map fuel tagging shenanigans Ukies were up to.>Then she ran out of fuel and couldn't drive somewhere.It's GPS jamming, so that Ukraine's weapons of war can't make use of them. It has the side-effect of jamming everyone else's GPS so they can't use it to navigate. She was unable to run around for her daily appointments because she can't use the GPS navigator, and the one she could manage to make was a 15 minute walk. She's a Grade Z Prime Normal, thus she just goes where the GPS tells her where to go. The thought of using a print map, even screenshotting an online map, or DRAWING one never occurs to her. Being a woman this frustrates her and makes her cry.
>>65370938New zegro anti-drone ship. Welcome back CSS Virginia
>>65372611We doing monitors again?fuck yeah!
>>65371718Only if you manage it effectively. Snowgeria can't even deal with the empty wastelands they have now. All they achieved is digging shinies out of the ground and selling them both raw and barely refined on the marketA feat comparable to your typical african kingdom.
>>65371722>>65371651 The czars throne is the ticket to becoming the richest man on earth with political powers comparable to absolutist kings. As amusing as the theory is a double would absolutely in no way be anything more than a temporary placeholder until the boyars agree on a new king
>>65372706Putin is believed to be personally worth 70 billion dollars, but that almost doesn't matter because that's just his private bank accounts. He can just confiscate anyone's assets at a moments notice. Putins' wealth is thus that of Russia's entire GDP.
>>65369702>kek how short is this dude?The way he hesitates at the door is weird, I wonder if he's had that truck long?He looks like he regrets buying it or hates getting into it.
>>65371722If he was a aging double then surely they should have started grooming someone to take over from him year ago. As things stand it will devolve into a back room power struggle with potential to spill over into public space.
>>65372753Note that he pauses when that other car drives past, then looks around for a long time to make sure no one's watching. It's because deep down he knows if anyone sees him getting into it, the ridiculous mountain climbing movements he must engage in to enter a vehicle, they'll be laughing at him, even if not out loud, they will laugh; and for the kind of person that thinks and acts like he is - there is nothing worse on Earth than the knowledge that someone, somewhere, is laughing at them.
>>65372044>I lack the gift to parody "The Subject", but I hope someone else will.Do you mean picrel?
>>65372344>Remember when the numbers would occasionally break 1,000/dayFor the first half of this year, it hovered around the low 1ks, for the last month or so, it's been at 1.5k pretty consistently.>>65372485>Most Russians look like the local homeless person.They're certainly the ones being fed to drones.I didn't think that subspecies of Russian could go out in the day?
>>65372760So that's why he was in a stupor, huh, didn't think about that.
>>65372485>Most Russians look like the local homeless personMost of the soldier russia sent to ukraine is homeless person. That is known fact. yet, they able to move the front line closer to kyv somehow. I can only imagine what would happen if russia send proper soldier instead.
>>65372780>I can only imagine what would happen if russia send proper soldier instead.They did. They got killed or wounded, which is why they sent in prisoners and the local drunks to replace them.
>>65372706>until the boyars agree on a new kingThat has kind of existed forever now.Dmitry Patrushev exists and is probably the default replacement unless something happens.He's very well connected and the son of one of Putin's oldest friends and supporters and in some theories, secret boss.>>65372758>If he was a aging double then surely they should have started grooming someone to take over from him year agoHe was groomed long ago and is just in storage serving as the deputy PM of Agriculture, until he's needed for higher office.>>65372780>what would happen if russia send proper soldierWhy do you think they've never tried it?
>>65372780Haha you’re really mad and that’s funny to me.
>>65372783>>65372787>>65372796>they have done it before That is at the start of the war. The current battlefield condition is different, many ukranian units are attrited so much that they have to use conscript and rotate their location every 6 month.
>>65372780>proper soldierThey didn't work either
>>65372780Shiieet, you're malding aren't you brownie.
>>65372804>many ukranian unitsHave you forgotten that we're discussing where Russia's "real soldiers" went to?Are they all pushing up sunflowers now or something?Well, not the VDV I suppose. They're feeding fish.
>>65369730wat
>>65372780>I can only imagine what would happen if russia send proper soldier instead.Just the one, I assume. Probably the only one they have left.
>>65370027On every level except physical.
>>65369766>>65369784
>>65372617The ironclads will soon reemerge in a new form.
>>65369757Death Cult
>>65370114That reminds me of the beginning of Pirate's of the Carribean.
>>65369880Every threat a confession.
>>65370385You'll probably find this worth a giggle or two, course it won't change a thing but sometimes that's just how it be in the big, bad world
honey wake up, the latest embezzlement scheme just dropped >Russia is building its first unmanned surface vessel with a displacement of 500 tons, which is intended for searching for submarines and other underwater objects.>This was announced by the Commander-in-Chief of the Russian Navy, Admiral Alexander Moiseyev, on the Zvezda TV channel. However, he did not reveal the developer of the project, the cost, the completion schedule of the vessel, or how the vessel will be used.>This is an unmanned surface vessel equivalent to a full-scale warship. For comparison, the Russian Project 12411 Molniya-class missile boat Ivanovets had a full displacement of 493 tons and a length of 56.1 meters.>The Ivanovets was sunk by Ukrainian unmanned naval drones off the coast of occupied Crimea in February 2024.
>>65372960He got out, good for him.3 million or more like him got out.
>>65372987On shining Blue WatersUncrewed Pantsir is Set UpFloating and Watching
>>65372987That would be a good idea if it was a bit smaller.It's going to die to a single sea baby or marichka but in principle, an air defence destroyer with ASW capabilities isn't a terrible idea, it needs a way to repel surface threats though and to accompany other boats that can engage large scale surface targets with AShMs and smaller surface targets with deck guns or something.I'm not even sure the pantsir gun can depress sufficiently to engage surface combatants.
>>65373011Personally, I'd add another 250 tons and a VLS cell
>>65372994I know churca from one of the siberian ethnic groups that used to go to the same Latin Mass as mehe had pled his family to leave russia as soon as the war started, they didn't. nearly all of the men ended up taking a contract and most of them are now the way russians say it"cargo 300 or 200"it has to be grim being one of the few thinking ones
>>65367950Is that what winning looks like?
>>65373058Think of the upside: They can't be sunk in a courtyard of the Kremlin
>>65373038A lot of them don't have passports so that's the first problem and getting out of Russia itself can be fairly expensive just to cover distances, there is some air travel inside the country which is a mix of 'lol aeroflot things' mixed in with it being quite pricey. Prior to the great petro shortage of 2026 still means spending money for long trips, assuming you have an actual car.So there's a lot that are just stuck and they know they're fucked, they're going to get mobilised which is different to the shills who say 'they mobilise every year' which is for the conscription. Mobilisation is for the people who 'had' conscript service on their state records and they're getting calls to say >hey, how you doing sorry, you can't get through. Why don't you leave your name and your number?>And we'll get back to youSo don't go nowhere!Yeah, its pretty fucking grim if you didn't hop the border about 5 years back
>>65369473Crimea is is called Krim in most slavic languages. You might be on to something.
>>65372987>searching for submarines and other underwater objects.Useful for locating the black sea fleet.
>>65373033>Personally, I'd add another 250 tons and a VLS cellI think adding anything is a mistake because it's too fragile and has no crew for damage control so it has to be treated as expendable.A remote-operated semi-autonomous air defence platform is a great idea, send it into contested waters and prevent enemy air superiority and complicate enemy air missions.It will die easily though so it needs to be as cheap as possible which means as small as possible.I think Ukraine has the right idea making a virtual frigate out of a flotilla of drone ships.
>>65373038>I know a churca from one of the siberian ethnic groupsI don't think they're a churka if they're Siberian.
>>65373011>>65373033>>65373105If I was building something to interdict sea drones I'd just go with a RHIB mounting a dual M2HB arrangement
Why are Russians still fighting? Ukraine has opened up their air defense like a can opener and they are completely vulnerable. There's nothing they can do about this, since they can only make a few high end air defenses a year, and no one would sell them any for fear of being sanctioned. The strikes will continue until they collapse.
>>65373082the cost and logistics of getting out obviously can't be discounted. but this guy's family had valid passports from comming to visit him and he's some sort of engineer and was earning enough to put up a least a few of them.but they figured that it wouldn't be so bad, it wouldn't be them ect.>>65373106I must confest that I don't know the ethnic structure/geography of russia, they are all asiatics to me
>>65367950>>65368280do we have proofs the event was actually held on that date?
>>65373128>I must confest that I don't know the ethnic structure/geography of russia, they are all asiatics to meYou should at least know Russian slurs by now, Churkas are immigrants to wealthy Russian regions from caucasus/stans and by association/implication, are muslims.https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/чypкa#Russian
>>65373038>it has to be grim being one of the few thinking onesYou have no idea. Imagine living all your life being viewed as the crazy one because you are just not a mentally retarded subhuman.
>>65372344The numbers are probably getting worse. Look at these tired flesh puppets:>>65369641>>65369642They simply stand there and accept it, or just doomscroll. You can make many a "if you only knew how bad things really are".
>>65373106>I don't think they're a churka if they're Siberian.It's a slur with a pretty wide focus, unlike some others: can be used for people from the caucasus (chechens, dagestani, etc), central asia (tajiks, uzbeks) and so on. There's a fuck ton of people of asian origin in Siberia. Shit, uralic people were in fact quiet a bit asiatic originally.
>>65369702Looks like the kind of guy that would buy a car like that
>>65372780>spellcheck exists>AI exists>somehow anon still types out a post as if it’s 2005 Yahoo answers
>>65373293it's a part of his bit
>>65372987>SVO-001heh
>>65373321>it's a part of his bitYeah, I guess it is.
>>65373346And now we wait until they try to build a tank made for a single crew member marked as SV-001
>>65368074Lol that virgin walk.
>>65373383>Lol that virgin walk.You try walking in high-heels, it's not so easy.
>>65372780>I can only imagine what would happen if russia send proper soldier insteadKek, they are currently asking NK for another handful of proper soldiers since they seem incapable of producing them domestically.
>>65373038>it has to be grim being one of the few thinking onesMust be very much like the experience of being intelligent and growing up around feral basketball youths. Being reincarnated as a jeet or puccian scares the hell out of me.
>>65373128What's his family saying now? Do they regret not going or is it the usual fatalistic zigger cope of "tsar monkes will be done, we are not political, it couldn't be avoided"?
Navies aren”t obsolete, it’s just that no one can afford them anymore. It’s not the boats, that’s nothing. It’s the enormous human capital expenditure to organize and manage a useful naval force. Even the U.S. can barely afford a fraction of what it once had there’s no chance Russia can.
>>65373389Are you speaking from experience?
>>65373458is that nd?
>>65371070>european youthRussians aren't European anon...
>>65373389
>>65373491>one can afford them anymore.Ekhm.. Mr. Xi would like to have a word with you.
>>65368576Russians are very selective about the lessons they want to learn from WWII. The rest of the (civilized) world figured out that fighting giant, expensive wars over bits of clay because some king had it in the past is fucking retarded and not worth doing. It won't pay off in any reasonable timespan even if you win.
>>65368133literally anything to avoid doing actual work
>>65368074n-no
>>65373640This just blows my mind. They clearly are ashamed but too lazy to actually repair anything
>>65371817I found out you can buy "sock inserts" to boost your height. I'm 194cm (6'4, tho my medical records say 195cm but w/e) and I was very tempted to buy some, put them in and whenever somebody asks I go>Oh I'm 6'0Just to make people seethe.
>>65368576>After all, the modern world order was established after world war twoWhy do Russians forget that they signed the Helsinki Final Act, which makes Ukraine's 2013 borders the eternal borders of Ukraine?
>>65372780Russia has no need for professional/trained soldiers. A guy who spent 3 years doing rigirous training, with accurate rifle fire, tactics, stamina and shit all die just as easily to a drone as a guy who had two weeks travelling from Autonomous Jewish Oblast to [insert whatever village you're hyping up atm]. Unless they're training 500,000 guys to deal with drones and do it for three years so they can be deployed in three years time, there is no real reason to do it.
Everybody keeps pointing out how many Russian's are dying but people forget that Russia kidnapped 5,000,000~ children from Ukraine. Which means they are now 4 years older, so some will be nearing mobik age. EU plans the war to last until 2030, so by then even more. Of course, that won't happen, because USA is giving more money to Russia over sanctions and stuff while saying Zelensky is lying over Russia helping Iran. Lmao.
>>65373672>I found out you can buy "sock inserts" to boost your heightChief Monke has those as well, specifically for situations where he has to be without shoes. Some years ago there was like a summit (iirc, somewhere in asia) where they had to sit without footwear and you could see deformed shape of his "feet" in socks.
>>65373676>Russians >they signedTreaties with Russia are not worth the paper they are written on.
>>65369777This >>65370197What the soviet union did wasn't a human wave, it was arguably even worse since any unnecesssary, unsupported and badly planned infantry assault is indistinguishable from a human waveAnd the soviet union had an abundance of infantry assaults that would make the Iran-Iraq waves look well thought out operationst. my grandpa
>>65373665> too lazy to actually repair anythingYou sure you want to see what happens when they actually try to repair?
>>65373540>PuVIRGIN wears high heels to look taller>CHADlensky can dance in high heels
>>65373752Did they design this in Minecraft? WTF?
>>65373539Yeah, most of them are. I believe it's entirely the fucked up culture they were raised in. They are capable of creating prosperity like that of Finland, they just refuse to learn how. And it's a tragedy that they refuse.
>>65373752I'm suddenly reminded of an old Russian meme that read "Russian renovation: mindless and merciless".
>>65373885Minecraft, you say?
>>65373927This looks like one of those pre-war toilet buildings from Fallout 4And they didn't even fix the shitty fucking gate...
>>65371824I am being as conservative as possible to be incontestable in my assertion that the tallest he could possibly have been is 1,60m. He is probably shorter than that, but that is the tallest he could possibly have been.
it's been fun, but it's time for this thread to end
>>65373505>Are you speaking from experience?What happens at a /k/ meetup stays at a /k/ meetup.>picsoritdidn'thappenThen I guess it didn't happen.>>65373540One of those is a trained performer with no sense of shame (they're all fucking extroverts) with a loving family.The other is an insecure manlet consumed by a hollow core of secret shame who can trust nobody.
>>65373976First time seeing height inserts for socks—do people really care about their height? I never have, and I am roughly around 5'9 and never once has my height ever caused me issue
>>65374002>why do people not treat me as a worthless manlet subhuman compared to the 1" taller Chad, as memes taught me?Why indeed.
>>65374002>I never have, and I am roughly around 5'9 and never once has my height ever caused me issueThere's hope for you, Zelensky seems to be the same height as Trump when sitting down.
>>65374031And not *that* much shorter standing up.
>>65373927those walls look like the interior walls of a subway station, what the fuck man
>>65374002You are literally the average American male height. Why would height have caused you issues?
>>65373940A gate is a gate.Is good at keeping town rapist out
>>65374002Most people in western countries seem to be somewhere in the 5'8-5'10 range and doing just completely fine with their lives. People out there on social media projecting insecurities or hopping on the victimhood train looking for something or someone to blame about everything they perceive is against them. They don't mean shit and goodness only knows what they would do if they had an actual physical disability because that's when things get proper tough.I'm still going to expect you to lug the FN-MAG for the next 20km though
>>65375060In a time with enough real shit that's absolutely fucked beyond belief that everyone has to deal with it's heartwarming to know that people still find the time to give themselves complexes and insecurities over completely made up bullshit too.
>>65372998The cuckchair is now in the bathtubThe rubber duck is in the ass and the shampoo knows everything
>>65371651With how efficiently Medvedev went from being his own man to parroting all of Putin's opinions, you might be onto something that the President of Russia is an arbitrary figurehead that shares a script of how to hold himself.
>>65375625Medvedev is a theoretical potential replacement for Putin, so he drinks and acts like a fool. The more foolish a fool, and the more he parrots propaganda talking points, the more he makes Putin smile and thanks him. Medvedev's goal is to not be thrown from a window and to survive Putin. It may mean that Putin's successor throws him out of a window anyways.Our gal Natalia Poklonskaya has gotten into slavic neo-paganism posting as well, for similar reasons. Don't be a threat to the regime Play the clown. Putin probably goes through a checklist of potential threats, and then has his FSB guys give him an asseessment of how threatening they are. >oh her? She's a neo-pagan priestess now. Not a threat. >Next.
Laugh all you want khohols. You'll only see a raised eyebrow and ass, containing another ass, but it's already gonna be too late, once the new "Pinhead" class will have had closed in undetected!!)))
>>65375706Haven't seen much AI Russian telegram posting for a while, not since Musk turned off starlink. They do have a way with words don't they?
>>65375060>doing just completely fine with their livespicrel>>65375664>Our gal Natalia Poklonskaya has gotten into slavic neo-paganism posting as well, for similar reasons.I don't think that's about threat reduction, she just enjoyed the celebrity status and has found a niche to occupy to weather the storm until society calms down.There's no jobs she could take right now that are particularly worth having, if she was part of the security establishment, they might tell her to do things she doesn't want to do and she's basically escaped from being drafted as a military governor, if she still wore a uniform then they might send her back to Crimea or somewhere worse to root out Ukrainian citizens and commit war crimes against them or other things that get you on lists.
>>65375871Natalia specifically has said the war is a very bad idea because it pits Russians against Ukrainians, and she is a true believer in thinking they're one and the same peoples. Thus she wants nothing to do with this shit. But that puts her on the "potential threat" scale for Putin and Putin has thrown people out of windows for less. As a former prosecutor, she could damn well win an election somewhere.
>>65375892>Thus she wants nothing to do with this shit. She was something to do with this shit in Crimea obviously, so she's already got sanctions on her and can't leave and probably can't spend money outside of Russia and if she wasn't careful about her flights and where she transferred or where they overflew, she could be subject to arrest and extradition to Ukraine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLo-e_RykRk>But that puts her on the "potential threat" scale for Putin and Putin has thrown people out of windows for less. As a former prosecutor, she could damn well win an election somewhere.She was already fired for just saying that the war was a tragedy, obviously she needs a way to survive but although she could probably win a Duma spot, it would be a dangerous job to have as you say.Shutting the hell up and embracing TradSlav simps is a way for her to make money while biding her time for when she can safely re-enter politics in the future.
