Which country have the zestiest armed forces?
>>65370335Spanish Marines and Italian Carabinieri lead the pack.
>>65370335Secretary of War Hegseth just installed Testosterone minimum testing for the armed forces. It is noticeable that he did not install a maximum.In essence, he just said that the troops should be using TRT at a minimum, and to not hold back while doing so. Even the trannies in U.S. armed forces are going to become roided out gymbros.So it's not going to be the U.S.And yes, somehow the trannies aren't helping us with our fashion either.
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>>65370412For god's sake what does it take to get some tasteful black and gold around here?
>>65370335The Earth Federation's got some Zest to them in the live action Gandamu movie.
>>65370335has to be spain
>>65370439they look better in GUP
>>65370439why do they all have assassins creed hidden blades
>>65370439The Spanish are the true Aryans.
>>65370439Yeah i dont want to be in jail with these guys around.
>>65370450It's used to hold up music sheets, I suppose.
>>65370412>All white uniform>Golden Deaglehomie's larping as a movie villain
>>65370439Dude with the baton wasn't even marching he was sashaying.
>>65370496>also trumpTrump larping as a criminal?
>>65370504Larping? He's a convict.
Russia, unironicaly
>>65370412ngl, the white uniform with the pokemon trainer gloves is a great look.
>>65370439LMAO
>>65370412What 90s R&B video is this screenshot from? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZCPgfEZvzQ
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>>65370439What the fuck
>>65370881Ministry of Absurd Walks
>>65370881Well now we know how a battalion of conquistadors conquered the Aztecs, they were laughing too hard to fight back.
>>65370412Golden weapons for your honor guard does seem pretty kino
>>65370439God what a fucking humiliation ritual. Now you have to watch out for retard boomer tourists and their chairs?? At least give them a full street to do a proper march in. RIP Spain.
>>65370931I just love greek script, the all caps looks so soulful and the lower case looks almost elvish.
>>65370412Total negerkore
>>65370396so an army of miropenises, great
>>65370964Then, when you get deployed and TRT supply dries up, you get titties
>>65370998>converting vets to femboysWhat did hegseth mean by this?
Russia. Look up dedovschina. There's this entire rabbit hole about prison culture (especially surprise sex) getting entrenched in their armed forces, police, and correction services. There was even this whole leak that happened in 2021, I think, where an activist acquired hours of footage from Russian prisons of prison staff gr**ing the inmates, sometimes in groups. I saw some of the footage; it was gnarly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulagu.net
only closeted faggots talk about 'zestiness'
>>65370563It's oakley gloves
>>65370412Africa is incredible, doesnt feel real. Legit the most interesting military history of any continent
>>65371023what does gr**ing mean. why don't you type it out
>>65370412why are arabs and africans so fucking tacky?
>>65371023 I meant raping.Typed gr**ing due to force of habit, from using Reddit where they ban you for even hinting at words like that or suicide.
>>65371129he meant to write "raping", but Google and the credit card providers told him that using "graping" as a stand-in is a step too far, so he censored it.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>65370439You ever noticed the lower the shirt is buttoned the higher the rank?
>>65370439>speeding to nap time pads
>>65371018>What did hegseth mean by this?He's on tren and he wants femboys to ravage.
>>65370931they're surprisingly better fighters than the Italians. Admittedly, that reputation was earned back in WW2, but considering they're still wearing the exact same uniform, I'm not expecting much to have changed in their training.
>>65370335HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT DUMPY
>>65370510The larp is insisted upon him
>>65370335The bigger the ass, the more formidable the warrior.The ancients knew this.
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>>65371903>The larp is insisted upon himAs opposed to everyone else who chose to be a convicted felon?I'd have thought that wilfully committing dozens of felonies because he thinks he can do whatever he wants, constitutes choosing to be a felon?
>>65372109That's quite the package there too.
>>65371023>gr**ingkill yourself nigger
>>65370865OH GOD NO NOT THE HOMO
>>65370439That march has got to have been inadvertently invented as a cover for some senior officer who was touching cloth but still hoped he could make it.
>>65370335a challenger appears!
>>65371141Asians can have little a tackinessAs a treat
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>>65370335Damn i wonder how much he squats, he's got some thick thighs too
>>65375250I really like the mantle/mullet/sunshades on those helmets, it's quite practical for Thai palace guards.The gold tavor is a bit over the top though it doesn't clash with the rest of the uniform.Making it two-tone at least would improve it. Grips, mag and optics could be some accented tone or something.
>>65375252PRONOUNS
>>65375252Which one is Sergeant Pepper?
>Gold plated gunsThat will never not crack me up
