Alright /k/. We're going out on a combat patrol into da zone. We're gonna be out there for 24 hours with the possibility of staying out for 48 hours. We're going to patrol until we find some rat bastard bandits and military bitches. Get your gear out on display. Let's make sure you're not going to jeopardize this mission with your poor choice of gear.
>>65372283sarnt uhhhh.... I lost my rifle
All the MREs in storage are missing pop tarts.
>>65372306>>65372326>"sgt. I wost my wifle agaiwn">sgt.:
>>65372283Why my pee pee itch
>>65372341mr sargent I shot the clearing barrel again :DDD
>>65372306Hey Sarnt you didn't put underwear on the packing list, we doin' a commando raid?
>>65372283>We're going out on a combat patrol into da zone.Suicide Mission as throwaway scout units.>We're gonna be out there for 24 hours with the possibility of staying out for 48 hours. With zero intention of returning, dead or alive. >We're going to patrol until we find some rat bastard bandits and military bitches. Ambushed by four guys with RPGs and slaughtered to a man.You have no detectors. You barely have working gas masks. We are going to slaughter you like animals then we're gonna pick the stuff that's still useful off your corpse.
>>65375066It's okay, Blowout-pills are on the packing list, so we'll be fine.
What would be a legitimate packing list for patrolling in the zone?