Gentlemen, I present the next evolution in robotic warfare.This compact platform combines the latest advances in high-speed quadrupedal locomotion with a bipedal-style shoulder girdle, creating a machine that merges unmatched mobility with exceptional upper-body dexterity. The result is a fast, agile robotic platform designed to push the boundaries of what mobile robotic systems can achieve.
you want to fuck centaurs boy?you need a robo-centaur waifu son?you're SICK
>>65378537Does the horsecock dildo attach between the front legs for ease of use or the back for biological accuracy?
>>65378537What's it's loadout?
>>65378547Doesn't matter.
>>65378538Instructions unclear, fucked deertaur boy
>>65378537Do you put body armour on the top or bottom and where do you put ammo, what gun is it carrying
>insectoid robot
>>65378546Top of back, so that the rider can sit ln it
>>65378537Already been done anon. Emperor Prosek decided that the quadruped version of the skelebot was too demonic looking to be identified with the Coalition States image as Defenders of Humanity.
Source https://www.satyress.com/What do you think of the built-in weakspots?
>>65378537Reissi!
W-why is it looking at me like that while wielding that chainsaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>65378757>state mandated weak points on all robots>all designed after mythical monsters>skynet turns IRL into a video game I've been training my entire life for this
Imagine seeing this in the woods at night.
>>65378537Does it have a horse pussy? No? Not interested then.
>>65378789I want to program it to run after warm things with the chainsaw and have it chase me around the woods at night
>>65378757>>65378800
for me its the human-put-into-cyborg-centaur-body fetish.
Ok that looks kinda cool I have to admit, a little goofy but also cool
>>65378538>you want to fuck centaurs boy?i want to be a centaur and fuck centaurs
Horsegirl pussy
>>65379086Beat me to it.
>>65378757why are they planning on that thing going rampant?
The 2030s are going to be wild for sickos.
>>65378537the body shell on the back better come with CIA-approved bedding elements.
>>65379230I wouldn't worry about it
>>65378605>deer boy>no antlersMeanwhile Nokotan or whatever that deer girl's name was has antlers
>>65379230How long do you think they'll tolerate being sex toys?
>>65379230Always gotta have a contingency. I have a gun stationed nearby every appliance I own in case they ever gain sentience and a gun beside that gun in case the gun develops sentience. You can never be too careful, toasters are known to ambush their owners in the bathtub and kill them
>>65379432Depends on how good the sex is, though seeing as a lot of women complain about being unsatisfied we're in trouble. Then again women complain about everything so maybe we're safe
>>65378813Fuck, I don't know why, but this is making my sides leave orbit
>>65378757
How will other animals react to this? I can see the local deer population having some trouble working it out.
>>65379435>assuming it's not going to be women that cause the problemAny man that loves horse pussy enough to get a robocentaurwaifu is going to treat her better than any real woman.
>some fancy but most likely useless ungulate military robot gets announced>/k/'s main question is whether or not there will be a fuckable variant of thatNever change
>>65379981thats basic internet culture now. everyone is a closet furry.
>>65379981That's a basic requirement of all robots.
>>65379434>I have a gun stationed nearby every appliance I own in case they ever gain sentiencebased AI revolution enabler
>>65379981Yeah, /k/ has become ridiculously fucking gay, like the rest of 4chan.
>>65380294>newfag puritan attempting to revise board history episode 3000i'd request a picture of the guns you own but both of us know you don't have any.
>>65378537I'm sure the Moloch-adjacent symbology is merely coincidental.
This looks so fucking hellish and creepy. I don't think robots are cool anymore.
>>65378813To be entirely honest, i think I'd shit myself unconscious if that thing barreled towards me in the midst of a fire or something
This looks hella fuckable and breedy, i think robots are the coolest they’ve ever been.
>>65379986Centaurs are monstergirls, not furry, you’re a fag.
>>65379426Deer boy, anon. Not buck man But here's some caprine cornua if you're feeling horny for horns.
>>65380542Male monsters are lame, only monstergirls are based, they are built for human cock.
This probably sounds retarded but how come we don't have self-motivating robots yet like in Star Wars? We have AI, we have the robot bodies, where's my robot dog that talks like an old black buddy cop three weeks from retirement?
>>65378757I can't tell if they're serious or they're just taking the piss
How hard would it be to teach Claude to command this thing?
>>65380551All monsters are made for human cock, anon.They just might not be made for your cock.
>>65380593Male monsters don’t exist, come DOTR only female mamono will come through the portals.
>>65380561Basically you need to create a software which handles context, or the stuff which is fed into the LLM. In the case of chat bots that's the conversation log which is always fed back into the LLM every time you write a message. So you just do that automatically at certain intervals.It's just that nobody really wants an AI that is self-aware and without a proper content aware context manager it's going to hallucinate.And nobody really wants to have a LLM which has it's "own" ideas. You don't exactly want to buy a sex robot that "wants a divorce" or a factory robot that "feels depressed" and wants to "quit and pursue a career in arts".
>>65380528ThisJust give it a deer head instead and a bit of rack on the humanoid part's chest and it becomes the best thing ever, not to mention giving it a gun and letting your centaurfu protect you
>>65380605No way fag
>>65379426Because she canonically has a penis.
So will there be an option for human or canine or am I gonna be stuck with horsecock?
>>65380561Star wars has had multiple mass murder robot uprisings
>>65380561They're trying to get the accuracy part right first. The hardware level needed to have these what we call "AI" have active processing in the way you and I understand being awake and reactive doesn't exist yet. They still need to get the information > output accuracy first.
Theoretically, could it consume children for biofuel?
>people wantimg to fuck/get fucked by a horseThe queen of russia died this way
>>65380933Too bad no one thought to record it.
>>65378537You fuck this, right?
>>653794265 minutes into Ukraine and Chill, it'll have fuckin antlers.
>>65380248Asimov didn't make this Law...
>>65380393Um it's obviously for headbutting like idk obstacles and NOT shaitan, or doors. Not Belial.
One of the down sides of chainsaws is that humans weave and fake and waste motion and get tired, this thing just commits.
If the ruling class want us dead, they should make their killbots sexier
>>65379434Smart man. I've had this problem with trains. Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Looks fucking retarded
>>65381095>A robot must obey human orders unless they conflict with the first lawAsimov was a randy old fuck, read Foundation and tell me he wouldn't have written about custom made sexbots if he thought he'd have gotten away with it.
>>65379086i am summoned
>>65381282He talked with Heinlein and RAH wrote it.
>>65381299go back
>>65381304no
>>65381299This is autism, right?
>>65381350Wow, he actually managed to herd those cats.
>>65380669Is it big?
>>65381299>ywn chase a naked weird horse girl on all fours around a country property and fuck her in the openwhy live
>>65380668Monstergirls (male)
>>65381115Why do zoomers love this shit so much?
>>65381234This is what indians already experience on a daily basis
>>65382069Monsterfags
>>65378757and they definitely won't disable that system before they activate the "kill all goyim" protocol
>>65383208How do you disable the location of the air tanks?
>>65379256
>>65383208you close the valves connecting the air bladders to the air brakes
>>65383358It won't get far without pneumatics period.The brakes are there presumably to keep it from falling into a heap if this happens
>>65381234Do you have pajeet ancestry? According to science it is so that in India, trains are the apex predators, and they primarily feed on the ubiquitous pajeet which is endemic to this area. It may be that you exhibit the characteristic smell of the pajeet, which is supposed to be very similar to the smell of rotten eggs. This will attract trains from very large distances as they find the taste of pajeets irresistable.
>>65380771>CanineShit tasteHorsecock best cock
>>65381299>MASQUERADE VIOLATION
For a product that's not supposed to kill humans, they sure seems concerned that it will do so on it's own accord.
>>65385357that's their whole marketing gimmick you 80 iq mongoloid
>>65385395To be fair, the friendly shape most humanoid robots are given hide a real risk for people around them: robots are heavy, have limited ways to sense the world around them, and their failure modes are often not inherently safe. Cobots are required to have a pretty modest top operating speed to limit their kinetic energy in case a human intrudes their work envelope. I know the centaur demon is mostly a marketing gimmick, and the whole site plays up to that, but that doesn't mean there isn't a merit to the madness.
>>65385499That's the best part of those temu GD dogs the chinksects are so proud of. They have almost no safeties, there's tons of videos of them just plowing through people and kids or damaging shit.
>>65385357>Threehalves will be substantially slowed if attempting to navigate a standard American 32"x80" doorBut not stopped.Also how customizable is it? Can I replace the human torso with just a regular horse head, paint it pink, then call it Pinkie Pie while fucking it?
>>65378546Both. One on the human pelvis and the other on the horse pelvis.
>horseWouldn’t /k/ prefer the lower half be a deer?
>>65385705Basically the same thing.
>>65384692There cannot be order without chaos to define it, sorrow to define joy, darkness to give shape the light. Horsecock is only superior because it has other cocks to be measured against, without them horsecock is nothing
>>65385705>Wouldn’t /k/ prefer the lower half be a deer?A true /k/ommando wants the upper half to be all deer too.
>>65385705Any ungulate is fine
>>65385719>>65385745Bambi was such a lucky bastard.
>>65378537You just know someone's going to remove the arms and turn this thing into a walking Twilight Sparkle fleshlight.
>>65385778
>>65380393>I'm sure the Moloch-adjacent symbology is merely coincidental.
>>65385682You probably can as long as you can rewire the head to not act as if it still has a human torso underneathAnd it will come as a 2-for-1 deal since it will inevitably spazz out due to shitty reprogramming and continuous sexual abuse and goes full Pinkamena in trying to kill you
>>65385778>>65385781>bottom part isn't a proper horse bodyBoo
>>65385778That’s less centaur and more like centipede, human centipede.
https://exhentai.org/s/8ed7d3df4b/845116-1
>>65385719>>65385745Why does /k/ lewd deer? The long slender bodies?
>>65380393>omg it's got horns it's a dayymunn!!It's a centaur with a cow head. The only thing that it shares with typical representations of moloch is the cow head. Do you freak out when you see cows too?look anon! a bull! that's like, half of moloch!
>>65385839NTA, but the design is a black centaur with a bull head. One has to question the reasoning behind such a unappealing choice. Makes the sentinels from The Matrix more aesthetically pleasing.
>>65385824>"Why does /k/ lewd deer?">This newfag roodypoo doesn't even know about that inhuman tightness>The redguard doesn't know about the supernatural-level lubricating and hyper-sensitizing properties of deer pussy jelly, or the intense sinosoidal-wave kegel contractions unique to CervidaeEver seen deer mate, son?There's a reason the bucks cum their brains out after like 3 pumps in that dussy.Any true /k/ommando would know this.
>>65385883So /k/ secretly goes to the woods to amass deer harem?
>>65385887Oh goodness, no!Some of the more romantic Anons are in strictly monogamous relationships with their deerwives.
>>65385887True /k/ings may also seek a loving relationship with a nice female skinwalker
>>65385839They're judeo-americans they've been brainwashed from birth that goat horns = bad.
>>65385940T.Haha, that would be silly, right? RIGHT!? Haha, just joking, of course....But guys, and just hear me out here, in the strictly theoretical scenario...
>>65378537(((they))) aren't even trying to hide it anymore
>>65385977Stop being ridiculous, it's not even painted gold.
But /k/ wants does right? Not stags?
>>65386099Obviously, at least in the vast majority of cases.Why would it even cross your mind that bucks might not be the preferred option?You're not sly, are ya?
>>65386099I am very much a deer and horse pussy enjoyer myself.>>65386117>LoimuS tier.>>65385778>>65385781Disgusting.
>>65381299>dog shows up at 0:24Uh huh
>>65385980The actual metallic alignment is with lead.t. /x/
>>65385778>>65385781>no horse pussyWhy bother? That's just a four-legged human.
>>65381299snork replacement mod for stalker 2 when?
>>65386099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzCgDxQolwU
I'm honestly beginning to believe the schizos who claim that these people believe in black magic and believe that for it to work, they have to give clues.
>>65386117>>65386134>>65385964You scum are so degenerate that you would produce a AI generated image of Kim Yo Jong as a Centaur Southern Bell wielding bondage gear aren't you? You disgust me, especially the part where you would clean her gold plated horse shoes with your mouths. So disgusting and uncivilized.
>>65378537Is it really necessary to make these things look satanic? I wanted robots to look like fun cool 90s cartoons not demons
@Grok turn me into a centaur herm combat robot that can serve a dual purpose as a pleasure robot, make no mistakes
>>65390358Hey on a completely unrelated note theres a russian guy on youtube that just did a train ride into and tourist visit to the DPRK, train ride video's from last month and the tourist one went up 3 weeks ago. I don't know if you've seen it but I personally found it really interesting (especially the weird accumulation of warsaw pact rolling stock but that's because I'm a train autist). https://www.youtube.com/@ivantrainsLIVE/videosI dunno you may or may not like it.
>>65389461If you want to go full skeptic like I have, you can still acknowledge the possibility that people who keep secrets think more about those secrets than if they didn't keep them. Guilty conscience and all that. Then it's just a matter of how much/often they let their poker faces slip.
>>65390429Seems like the form came after the function, though I honestly can't wait for the date someone actually has the balls to make drones that look like Synth's
>>65390532I, who am not a fabricator or have any knowledge of fabrication, think those horns look like shit. It's all wavy and uneven.
>>65390532Seems like a poor excuse
>>65378546hellloooo vaush!
>>65390518Honestly, that's generally the perspective I lean to, now. Just because I don't believe in Satanic magic doesn't mean billion/millionaires don't, and won't try to make their insane beliefs real.
I I hate this world, I can't stand this millennium anymore.I can't wait to get to 45 so I can liquidate everything I own and move innawoods and never come back
>>65391546I truly do want a civil war like the Syrian civil war but here, I feel a lot of norms on the left and right want one too
>>65392154You want forign powers sending arms, equipment and men into America and have the winners of the civil war be lapdog to whoever backed them?
>>65392154Nah fuck this gay civil war, I just want monastic peace. A small plot of land for me and my potatoes and grapes.
>>65378537why isn't it anatomically correct down below
>>65378537>>65378826future so bright
>>65392558They're always salivating at the thought of receiving crates of russian and chink weapons during the large wigwam so yes lmao they do
>>65393267100% there will be some kind of aftermarket for something like this. I know furfags.
>>65391546>>65392154>>65393220
>>65395306Learn to read, I don't want a civil war. I want peace, only through peace I can have my monastic peaceful life innawoods. Faggots wanting a civil war are the first ones to ditch the country when it happens.
>>65392558yeah better than being a wagie for 40 years desu>>65393220not going to happen if your side does not have power, enjoy busloads of Indians sent to your land and the ATF to come knocking
>>65378537all of the problems associated with horses and none of the benefits associated with and kind of mechanical vehicles
>>65395788If you want to goatsee yourself to forigners you can do that now easily.
>>65398085my country already does that under "conservatives" leadership letting in millions from the southern border and christian charities flying in hundreds of thousands
>>65398100So what is the difference to doing that now vs in the future to a different nation?
>>65398211He's hoping whoever wins the war will be his surrogate Dad and the first winner in the history of ever to not mulch all the revolutionaries on day one of the new regime
>>65398211>So what is the difference to doing that now vs in the future to a different nation?because at least my allies will sell me weapons and guns and RPGS n shit, now its just christcucks importing afghans and somalis >>65398453all revolutionaries be them left wing or right wing and if they want to use violence are cool
>>65379435Women's arousal depends on the situation. The more scared she is, the more sexual pleasure she gets. Women statistically orgasm more in rapes than in consensual sex. If you want a happy, long-lasting relationship, you have to scare your woman a little. If you don't, she's not gonna orgasm no matter how well you physically perform.
>>65378537>slap some giant batwings on it>have little drones follow it around occassionally backlighting it>stalk people at night through the woods
>>65381299
>>65395306What a retarded meme. Accelerationism is like sanding off the old color before you repaint.
>>65399505Nah, it’s like cutting off your nose to spite your face.
>>65390510>DPRK autist>Train autist>DPRK train autist, the forbidden autismYou should expect more propaganda like that, alot more. They have been hosting tourists and 'youth groups' from both Russia and China lately, sometimes both at once with their own WPA Youth Guards. They are doing ideological tourism, alot of it. Kinda wish i was a kid spending a couple weeks at that summer camp, no one is going to beat you up or molest you so it is probably safer and more interesting than when i was a boy scout.
>>65378537So i guess they're no longer pretending that AI isn't just demons?