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Gentlemen, I present the next evolution in robotic warfare.

This compact platform combines the latest advances in high-speed quadrupedal locomotion with a bipedal-style shoulder girdle, creating a machine that merges unmatched mobility with exceptional upper-body dexterity. The result is a fast, agile robotic platform designed to push the boundaries of what mobile robotic systems can achieve.
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you want to fuck centaurs boy?
you need a robo-centaur waifu son?

you're SICK
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>>65378537
Does the horsecock dildo attach between the front legs for ease of use or the back for biological accuracy?
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>>65378537
What's it's loadout?
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>>65378547
Doesn't matter.
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>>65378538
Instructions unclear, fucked deertaur boy
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>>65378537
Do you put body armour on the top or bottom and where do you put ammo, what gun is it carrying
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>insectoid robot
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>>65378546
Top of back, so that the rider can sit ln it
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>>65378537
Already been done anon. Emperor Prosek decided that the quadruped version of the skelebot was too demonic looking to be identified with the Coalition States image as Defenders of Humanity.
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Source https://www.satyress.com/
What do you think of the built-in weakspots?
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>>65378537
Reissi!
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W-why is it looking at me like that while wielding that chainsaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>65378757
>state mandated weak points on all robots
>all designed after mythical monsters
>skynet turns IRL into a video game
I've been training my entire life for this
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Imagine seeing this in the woods at night.
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>>65378537
Does it have a horse pussy? No? Not interested then.
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>>65378789
I want to program it to run after warm things with the chainsaw and have it chase me around the woods at night
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>>65378757
>>65378800
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for me its the human-put-into-cyborg-centaur-body fetish.
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Ok that looks kinda cool I have to admit, a little goofy but also cool
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>>65378538
>you want to fuck centaurs boy?
i want to be a centaur and fuck centaurs
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Horsegirl pussy
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>>65379086
Beat me to it.
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>>65378757
why are they planning on that thing going rampant?
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The 2030s are going to be wild for sickos.
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>>65378537
the body shell on the back better come with CIA-approved bedding elements.
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>>65379230
I wouldn't worry about it
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>>65378605
>deer boy
>no antlers
Meanwhile Nokotan or whatever that deer girl's name was has antlers
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>>65379230
How long do you think they'll tolerate being sex toys?
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>>65379230
Always gotta have a contingency. I have a gun stationed nearby every appliance I own in case they ever gain sentience and a gun beside that gun in case the gun develops sentience. You can never be too careful, toasters are known to ambush their owners in the bathtub and kill them
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>>65379432
Depends on how good the sex is, though seeing as a lot of women complain about being unsatisfied we're in trouble. Then again women complain about everything so maybe we're safe
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>>65378813
Fuck, I don't know why, but this is making my sides leave orbit
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>>65378757
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How will other animals react to this? I can see the local deer population having some trouble working it out.
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>>65379435
>assuming it's not going to be women that cause the problem
Any man that loves horse pussy enough to get a robocentaurwaifu is going to treat her better than any real woman.
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>some fancy but most likely useless ungulate military robot gets announced
>/k/'s main question is whether or not there will be a fuckable variant of that
Never change
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>>65379981
thats basic internet culture now. everyone is a closet furry.
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>>65379981
That's a basic requirement of all robots.
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>>65379434
>I have a gun stationed nearby every appliance I own in case they ever gain sentience
based AI revolution enabler
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>>65379981
Yeah, /k/ has become ridiculously fucking gay, like the rest of 4chan.
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>>65380294
>newfag puritan attempting to revise board history episode 3000
i'd request a picture of the guns you own but both of us know you don't have any.
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>>65378537
I'm sure the Moloch-adjacent symbology is merely coincidental.
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This looks so fucking hellish and creepy. I don't think robots are cool anymore.
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>>65378813
To be entirely honest, i think I'd shit myself unconscious if that thing barreled towards me in the midst of a fire or something
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This looks hella fuckable and breedy, i think robots are the coolest they’ve ever been.
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>>65379986
Centaurs are monstergirls, not furry, you’re a fag.
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>>65379426
Deer boy, anon. Not buck man
But here's some caprine cornua if you're feeling horny for horns.
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>>65380542
Male monsters are lame, only monstergirls are based, they are built for human cock.
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This probably sounds retarded but how come we don't have self-motivating robots yet like in Star Wars? We have AI, we have the robot bodies, where's my robot dog that talks like an old black buddy cop three weeks from retirement?
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>>65378757
I can't tell if they're serious or they're just taking the piss
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How hard would it be to teach Claude to command this thing?
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>>65380551
All monsters are made for human cock, anon.
They just might not be made for your cock.
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>>65380593
Male monsters don’t exist, come DOTR only female mamono will come through the portals.
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>>65380561
Basically you need to create a software which handles context, or the stuff which is fed into the LLM. In the case of chat bots that's the conversation log which is always fed back into the LLM every time you write a message. So you just do that automatically at certain intervals.

It's just that nobody really wants an AI that is self-aware and without a proper content aware context manager it's going to hallucinate.

And nobody really wants to have a LLM which has it's "own" ideas. You don't exactly want to buy a sex robot that "wants a divorce" or a factory robot that "feels depressed" and wants to "quit and pursue a career in arts".
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>>65380528
This
Just give it a deer head instead and a bit of rack on the humanoid part's chest and it becomes the best thing ever, not to mention giving it a gun and letting your centaurfu protect you
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>>65380605
No way fag
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>>65379426
Because she canonically has a penis.
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So will there be an option for human or canine or am I gonna be stuck with horsecock?
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>>65380561
Star wars has had multiple mass murder robot uprisings
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>>65380561
They're trying to get the accuracy part right first. The hardware level needed to have these what we call "AI" have active processing in the way you and I understand being awake and reactive doesn't exist yet. They still need to get the information > output accuracy first.
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Theoretically, could it consume children for biofuel?
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>people wantimg to fuck/get fucked by a horse
The queen of russia died this way
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>>65380933
Too bad no one thought to record it.
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>>65378537
You fuck this, right?
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>>65379426
5 minutes into Ukraine and Chill, it'll have fuckin antlers.
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>>65380248
Asimov didn't make this Law...
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>>65380393
Um it's obviously for headbutting like idk obstacles and NOT shaitan, or doors. Not Belial.
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One of the down sides of chainsaws is that humans weave and fake and waste motion and get tired, this thing just commits.
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If the ruling class want us dead, they should make their killbots sexier
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>>65379434
Smart man. I've had this problem with trains. Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
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Looks fucking retarded
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>>65381095
>A robot must obey human orders unless they conflict with the first law
Asimov was a randy old fuck, read Foundation and tell me he wouldn't have written about custom made sexbots if he thought he'd have gotten away with it.
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>>65379086
i am summoned
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>>65381282
He talked with Heinlein and RAH wrote it.
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>>65381299
go back
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>>65381304
no
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>>65381299
This is autism, right?
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>>65381350
Wow, he actually managed to herd those cats.
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>>65380669
Is it big?
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>>65381299
>ywn chase a naked weird horse girl on all fours around a country property and fuck her in the open
why live
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>>65380668
Monstergirls (male)
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>>65381115
Why do zoomers love this shit so much?
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>>65381234
This is what indians already experience on a daily basis
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>>65382069
Monsterfags
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>>65378757
and they definitely won't disable that system before they activate the "kill all goyim" protocol
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>>65383208
How do you disable the location of the air tanks?
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>>65379256
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>>65383208
you close the valves connecting the air bladders to the air brakes
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>>65383358
It won't get far without pneumatics period.
The brakes are there presumably to keep it from falling into a heap if this happens
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>>65381234

Do you have pajeet ancestry? According to science it is so that in India, trains are the apex predators, and they primarily feed on the ubiquitous pajeet which is endemic to this area. It may be that you exhibit the characteristic smell of the pajeet, which is supposed to be very similar to the smell of rotten eggs. This will attract trains from very large distances as they find the taste of pajeets irresistable.
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>>65380771
>Canine
Shit taste
Horsecock best cock
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>>65381299
>MASQUERADE VIOLATION
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For a product that's not supposed to kill humans, they sure seems concerned that it will do so on it's own accord.
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>>65385357
that's their whole marketing gimmick you 80 iq mongoloid
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>>65385395
To be fair, the friendly shape most humanoid robots are given hide a real risk for people around them: robots are heavy, have limited ways to sense the world around them, and their failure modes are often not inherently safe. Cobots are required to have a pretty modest top operating speed to limit their kinetic energy in case a human intrudes their work envelope. I know the centaur demon is mostly a marketing gimmick, and the whole site plays up to that, but that doesn't mean there isn't a merit to the madness.
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>>65385499
That's the best part of those temu GD dogs the chinksects are so proud of. They have almost no safeties, there's tons of videos of them just plowing through people and kids or damaging shit.
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>>65385357
>Threehalves will be substantially slowed if attempting to navigate a standard American 32"x80" door
But not stopped.
Also how customizable is it? Can I replace the human torso with just a regular horse head, paint it pink, then call it Pinkie Pie while fucking it?
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>>65378546

Both. One on the human pelvis and the other on the horse pelvis.
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>horse

Wouldn’t /k/ prefer the lower half be a deer?
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>>65385705
Basically the same thing.
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>>65384692
There cannot be order without chaos to define it, sorrow to define joy, darkness to give shape the light. Horsecock is only superior because it has other cocks to be measured against, without them horsecock is nothing
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>>65385705
>Wouldn’t /k/ prefer the lower half be a deer?
A true /k/ommando wants the upper half to be all deer too.
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>>65385705
Any ungulate is fine
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>>65385719
>>65385745

Bambi was such a lucky bastard.
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>>65378537
You just know someone's going to remove the arms and turn this thing into a walking Twilight Sparkle fleshlight.
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>>65385778
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>>65380393
>I'm sure the Moloch-adjacent symbology is merely coincidental.
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>>65385682
You probably can as long as you can rewire the head to not act as if it still has a human torso underneath
And it will come as a 2-for-1 deal since it will inevitably spazz out due to shitty reprogramming and continuous sexual abuse and goes full Pinkamena in trying to kill you
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>>65385778
>>65385781
>bottom part isn't a proper horse body
Boo
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>>65385778
That’s less centaur and more like centipede, human centipede.
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https://exhentai.org/s/8ed7d3df4b/845116-1
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>>65385719
>>65385745

Why does /k/ lewd deer? The long slender bodies?
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>>65380393
>omg it's got horns it's a dayymunn!!
It's a centaur with a cow head. The only thing that it shares with typical representations of moloch is the cow head. Do you freak out when you see cows too?
look anon! a bull! that's like, half of moloch!
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>>65385839
NTA, but the design is a black centaur with a bull head. One has to question the reasoning behind such a unappealing choice. Makes the sentinels from The Matrix more aesthetically pleasing.
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>>65385824
>"Why does /k/ lewd deer?"
>This newfag roodypoo doesn't even know about that inhuman tightness
>The redguard doesn't know about the supernatural-level lubricating and hyper-sensitizing properties of deer pussy jelly, or the intense sinosoidal-wave kegel contractions unique to Cervidae
Ever seen deer mate, son?
There's a reason the bucks cum their brains out after like 3 pumps in that dussy.
Any true /k/ommando would know this.
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>>65385883

So /k/ secretly goes to the woods to amass deer harem?
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>>65385887
Oh goodness, no!
Some of the more romantic Anons are in strictly monogamous relationships with their deerwives.
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>>65385887
True /k/ings may also seek a loving relationship with a nice female skinwalker
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>>65385839
They're judeo-americans they've been brainwashed from birth that goat horns = bad.
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>>65385940
T.

Haha, that would be silly, right? RIGHT!? Haha, just joking, of course....
But guys, and just hear me out here, in the strictly theoretical scenario...
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>>65378537
(((they))) aren't even trying to hide it anymore
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>>65385977
Stop being ridiculous, it's not even painted gold.
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But /k/ wants does right? Not stags?
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>>65386099
Obviously, at least in the vast majority of cases.
Why would it even cross your mind that bucks might not be the preferred option?
You're not sly, are ya?
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>>65386099
I am very much a deer and horse pussy enjoyer myself.
>>65386117
>Loimu
S tier.
>>65385778
>>65385781
Disgusting.
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>>65381299
>dog shows up at 0:24
Uh huh
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>>65385980
The actual metallic alignment is with lead.
t. /x/
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>>65385778
>>65385781
>no horse pussy
Why bother? That's just a four-legged human.
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>>65381299
snork replacement mod for stalker 2 when?
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>>65386099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzCgDxQolwU
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I'm honestly beginning to believe the schizos who claim that these people believe in black magic and believe that for it to work, they have to give clues.



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