>*ring ring*>*click*<Hi anon, today is a special day. You and the department are being assigned a ride along from now on as a partner. Some new law they just passed.>”w-what law?”<Apparently we’re required to assign every officer a ride along from the /k/ board of 4 Chan. Your partner apparently is using his own gun.>”how much training does this guy have?”<well, there’s no budget for that. Aside from a uniform, badge, cuffs, pepper spray and a vest of course. Good thing he has his own gun. That’ll save us some money.>”s-so I gotta train this guy?”<yeah>”..yeah”<yeah>”ok”<see you at work anon.>*click*
No matter the incident I immediately run up to all the people involved and read them their Miranda rights. My service pistol is a cap and ball revolver.
I am a nogunz, what should I do?
>>65381703Billy club innit?
I arrest the first woman i see who’s taller than me and rape her.
>>65381717>taller than me>and rape herwishful thinking or?
>>65381717It ain't the early 1900s anymore, that kind of thing is frowned upon now.
>>65381740What if she is shorter than me?
>>65381893I dont think thats very realistic, anon
>>65381641"lets go to the stripclub"
>>65381688>colt walker>suspect is pronounced dead on scene>officer has to be treated for exploded hand>paramedics pass out from the gigantic smoke screen covering the area and a second ambulance has to come
>>65381740>It ain't the early 1900s anymoreWhy?
>>65382086Because of time passing.
>>65381641>goto richest subburb>use patriot act powers to demand business records>pass anything interesting to the IRS>patriot act is repealed within a month
>>65381641I am Judge Judy and Executioner
I load two 410 shells and three 45 colt. I take the Taurus Judge and point it downward at a slight diagonal 45 angle *bam* I blow off the lock and one of the hinges, I mule kick the door open and forward roll into the room. *Bam Bam* I blast two round of 45 colt into the first person inside I see and then I take an aimed shot and blow off the head of the next person I see. Then I slowly stand up, holster my weapon and walk out-another successful mission.
>>65382851>Judytypo or anon is pregnant anne frank poster
>>65382928Or it's a movie reference which has somehow become obscure.
>>65381641I’m already a fed and I don’t do shit. Leave me alone frog
>The guy was here, he went for his gun, *bang* we shot him
>>65382086Time is a straight line, not cyclical. So if youbare planning to freeze yourself so you can meet Shakespeare or whoever you are going to wake up from that very disappointed.
>>65382928>>65382948It's a day time TV reference.
>>65381641357 snub. and ill use the 3 round iron sighted only 30-06 in the police car trunk. (too long for a rack)not in a rural area btw.
>>65381641Let's go man, we gotta boogie!
>>65381893Run down to her
>>65381717As a certified tall woman enjoyer, I think it's time to duel!
>>65381641Thatd be cool. When can we shoot "people"? How many guns can i bring?
>OP is an faggot<I am now of saddon't format like this pls
>>65382844good idea
>>65384152nah, 8 shot 357 n frame or ruger redhawk with chicago load 38 spc +p
>>65382928Newfag>>65384119You're technically correct, since Hot Fuzz is no longer in cinemas>>65381641Yeah well that's not much different from the status quo and actually would bring UP the average firearms training hours of police officersNo sweat, get the ridealong to learn on the jobIt's how we did things until the latter half of the 20th century
>>65381641Hey partner!
