> “We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,” an officer in US Central Command’s intelligence branch wrote in a message sent Wednesday to a broad group of military analysts, according to a source familiar with the message. A second source also said that a senior US military officer sent the message last week soliciting new ideas for how to deal with Iran. My idea is to use UUVs to plant explosive to slowly blow away the coast of Iran and eventually erode the entire country away.
>>65391766Airdrop porno mags to destabilize the morality police.
>>65391766By the Gods, if this gets onto /pol or /b, the amount of trolling going through the roof...
>Mine Kharg and Qeshm islands>Mine Iran's four Caspian ports>Mine Iran's airports>Mine Iran's highways to bordering countries>Bomb Iran's pipelinesYou're welcome, Don. That'll be $10 million for the consultation.
>>65391775This. Also hack their news broadcasts and play hardcore gonzo porn involving jewish females.
>>65391766pay the ukrainians for drone spam
>>65391766Classic trick of putting XL condoms in Small packaging and dropping them everywhere.>it fails because not a single wrapper is opened
>>65391766Fly around blasting 100 gecs, the population will be driven to insanity and will likely rip each other's throats out
>>65391766Trust the time table. Take the L and do thing.
>>65391780you would have to get remotely close to do that, and we know that won't happen
>>65391766Bomb all their water infrastructure. Blockade any external attempts to provide aid. These fucks were struggling to keep their fields irrigated and city's utilities running before the war, they live in an arid shithole. It's that simple, but nobody will do it because of muh humanitarian crisis.
>>65391766Make anime version of Ayatollah and IRGC. Ask Nips to make CGDCT Anime out of Iran-US wa- I mean special military operations.
>>65391781Israel did something similar with TV stations in Gaza some years ago. There were barely any men out on the streets that day.
Sending military and financial aid to Azerbaijan
>>65391780>Iran mines the straitGood job making it worse, retard.
Just walk away.
Unironically fund a pipeline thats hardened that makes Iran irrelvant.
>>65391936How are they going to mine the strait if they can't get out of their own ports because of your mines dingus
>>65391853>Iran bombs the water infrastructure of the Gulf countries.>Entire region collapses, no more oil, gas, fertilizer, aluminum etc. for anyone for the next 30 years.Good job utterly ruining everything for everybody including yourself, retard. Also your plan fails because you're not going to be able to afford that blockade while the US is suffering from a catastrophic economic collapse at home.
Nuke Israel. Zero American deaths. Entire region stabilized. Strait opened. Worldwide soft power boost.
>>65391936You could say that about literally any possible action in the region. The only solution to Iran's ability to mine the strait is to remove their ability to do so.
>>65391946Very. Easily. Retard.
>>65391766send in the Detroit division
>>65391766Why don't we just deport all the leftist pedos there? By the time they've thrown them all off roofs (for being non muzzies) they will be too tired to fight back.
>>65391955Well, yes. The US government has managed to create a shitshow without any real way out other than leaving and admitting defeat. That may be why CENTCOM is so fucking at wits end as to openly ask around the public for ideas.>The only solution to Iran's ability to mine the strait is to remove their ability to do so.Which evidently isn't a solution so much as it is wishful thinking.
>>65391766Let me guess, anonymous source?
>>65391951Iran can't return the favor and that must have been a good suggestion to make thirdies panic that much.
>>65391964>Which evidently isn't a solution so much as it is wishful thinking.Iran hasn't been able to mine the strait where ships travel near Oman lately.
>>65391964>the publicRetard.>wishful thinkingRetard.
>>65391964the solution would be to convince allied countries that have modern mine sweeping capabilities that their ships will be adequately protected while clearing mines since it's far to late to build a coalition to get them onboard you probably need to offer them a pretty blatant bribe because being seen as doing the US's dirty work in this war won't be popular domestically for them
>>65391956Nice cope but just saying it doesn't make it work. No ports, no ships sail.
>>65391964Or just keep bombing until Iran runs out of human shields, the one thing keeping Iran in the fight.
>>65391980Do you prewrite these posts or does AI do it?
>>65391766>Got any great ideas, /k/?neutralize the cheap long-range drone threat by increasing production numbers for radar guided naval guns and radar proximity fuze shells, then your expensive patriots will last longer because you don't have to spend one to shoot down a lawnmower>new creative and unconventional sorry I only got 80 year old tech to offer
>>65391980what mines?
>>65391766we should build a moat!
@grok tell me how to win a war with Iran and don't make any mistakes.
>>65391766Bomb the transgender surgery clinics in Tehran.
>>65391980*We* have mine sweeping capabilities. It's just that minesweeping is not a thing you do in an actively denied environment. We have to deal with their cruise missiles first.
>>65392008ok first provide me full order of battle of units and assets you're willing to commit to this operation and how much are you willing to risk
>>65391858Fun fact, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia actually really liked anime and hired a group of people to help them make Islam friendly anime. I knew a guy who actually got hired to do it because he spoke Japanese. He was sent over to Japan to find a company to do it and he got the guy who did Knights of Sidonia to make one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmw4GK8CT8This is what they produced.
>>65391766Combined arms and invasion?
I dont have a complete plan, more a concept of a plan, but step 4 and 5 will involve nuking Tel Aviv and Calais.
>>65391766Get a bunch of blood, load it on c130s, release it over Iran so it rains blood. Claim it is pig blood.
>>65391766Kill all the muslims and install Iran's rightful monarch, nothing short of that will work.
>>65392083>Biden/Kamala were in chargeChina would have invaded Taiwan and the US would have done nothing to stop it. We would have multiple, high casualty, terror events in populated cities monthly. The market would have crashed and agriculture would be regulated into non existence. You would be in prison for the color of your skin and gender.
>>65391766contaminate their ground water so all their kids become retarded
airdrop small arms to the general population so that when IRGC tries to purge rebellions they get blasted
>>65391952>Nuke IsraelAnd Israel nukes you back. Worth it?
>>65391766A gay bomb
>>65392073Pig blood thing doesn't work any more because their Imam or w/e said that if the enemy uses it against you it doesn't make you unclean or something, because infidels are using your faith and cleanliness against you, you don't go to hell if you die with pigs blood on you. You make them unclean, doesn't really change anything, you'd need to kill them at the same time... And as I just explained, already covered.
>>65391994gun based SHORAD is fundamentally limited by LOS, You need something that can intercept the drones that go around your gun positions because putting a gun next to every single soft target in the entire middle east is simply impractical
>>65392102Its pretty impressive just how bad the made up scenarios need to get to make trump look like a better alternative at this pointI remember back when it was still about keeping grocery and fuel prices down
>>65391766>Disable missile base entrances<3 bombs can't disable the base for more than 18 hours>Drop 30 then, retard<yikes that's like so heckin problematic>Ok then patrol around those bases and attack engineering vehichles<Erm maintaince cost will skyrocket and also we can't risk pilots doing patrols>Then use drones retard<Erm they will eventually shoot them down(we only have MQ9s from pre historic era)>Use loitering munitions then, where did all those powerpoint slides about muh future of warfare go?<Erm best I can do is MQ1>...Basically DOW is refusing to commit enough aircrafts to properly patrol Iranian skies. There are at most 200 US aircrafts in the region which is not enough. Also they're still stuck in the 90s.
>>653921211940s 5 inch dual purpose gun has almost 20km engagement envelope and US had enough destroyers that if you removed the turrets from ships and installed them on trailer platforms you could line Irans border entirely with them
>>65391766Yeah, tactical nukes. Guaranteed to bring whatever is left to the table. Ask Japan. Make the sun rise in Tehran 20 times and 24hrs later they'll be begging to make a deal. My plan will work 100% of the time 1000% of the time. Give me my commission, please.
>>65392152*their mindest is stuck in the 90sThey are seriously going around Iran bombing ammo depots that haven't been in use since the Iran-Iraq war instead of addressing the missile and drone problem.
>>65391766Is goatpox a thing? We should make it a thing.
>>65392120Oh, well Nuke them right after then
>>65392116It wouldn't change anything
>>65392127It's like conversing with actual slime
>>65392111Yes.
>>65391766A bomb that has a payload of an exploded pig's carcass full of blood and it should land right on the dome and cover the flag with pig's blood tainting it forever to Islam.
>>65391766Dolphin porn on every tv station
>>65392175Goatpox? Just introduce New World screwworm to Iran and let the Chinese get it.
Why am I supposed to hate Iran again? They never did anything to me.
>>65391834Lol grew up with the dude that made that
>>65391972>Iran can't return the favor Reality disagrees.>>65391975They also haven't tried. And still fucked up those ships enough that nobody wants to try again btw.>>65391977>can't even actually adress the stated factsI'd call you a retard, but you're well into turbonigger territory.>>65391981Nice seethe, but just denying it doesn't make it go away. Plenty of ports, and yet again noting (You) or the US can do except seethe incessantly about it.>>65391985LMAO, at this rate CENTCOM is running out of munitions and bases closer to Iran than Diego Garcia and Israel before that happens. Also nice seethe about "muh human shields", guess that's the newest excuse now?>>65392161That just results in them immediately firing a full alpha strike at the water plants across the Gulf and collapsing the whole region, the world economy with it and causing everybody to walk away the loser.>Ask Japan.Japan did not have a credible capability for MAD in 1945. Iran right now does.
>>65392269They infringed on Viacom's copyright of spongebob by illegally producing and distributing bootlegs. As an American you have a duty to protect a company's intellectual property. Soon we will invade Brazil for similar violations
Flood the sewers and drown them in their own waste.
>>65392284>They also haven't tried.Yes, that's the point.
The first thread getting deleted for being disingenuous /pol/ shit not enough for you OP?
>>65392284>can't even actually adress the stated factsOkay, let's address those facts:>>65391964>The US government has managed to create a shitshowThis is your opinion and I agree with it.>without any real way out other than leaving and admitting defeat. This is your opinion and I disagree with it.>That may be why CENTCOM is so fucking at wits end as to openly ask around the public for ideas.This could qualify as a fact except that it's wrong and exposes the fact that you're so fucking brown and illiterate you can't even manage to read a headline properly.>Which evidently isn't a solution so much as it is wishful thinking.This is your opinion, and it's obviously wrong.So out of three statements, you managed one "fact", and it's trivially disproven by reading the OP.
>>65391766>We have no idea how to win the war nowThat's not a good sign.
>>65391766Nuke Israel. That will show them.
>>65392284>That just results in them immediately firing a full alpha strike at the water plants across the GulfWith what? The radioactive sand turned glass that use to be the mountains they hid in? You're a fucking idiot sandnigger.
>>65392335nta, the problem isn't that the US can't fight it's way out of the situation it find it's self inbut that doing so would cost it far more than what it is worthwhile staying in the current situation is also costing itso it has to do something but they aren't desperate enough for the "I have hammer" optionon the other hand they don't really know what their other options are the IRGC on the other hand knows that it has only the one option so it's going to do fuck all else
>>65392161>OOK OOK NOOK NOOKlmao
>>65391766Make Iran wear a chastity cage and turn the lovense up to a pulsing 7. That's what I do to punish my submissive bottoms.
>>65392381Americans are (and have always been) spiritually vatniggers.
>>65392381>>65392388>t.
>>65392102This and the shills are desperate>>65392127What stage of DARVO are you on?
>>65392284Iran so far hasn't been able to defend anything and its great victories are begging Trump to stop dunking on them for a few days and then bragging that America isn't genociding them hard enough.
>>65392315AchMAD is having another no good very bad day.
>>65392335Thirdies can't understand the idea of leaders having a group of loyal thegns around them as is the Anglo-Saxon tradition, anything that isn't top down autocracy is weakness to the thirdie mind and Trump, despite the best efforts to frame him otherwise, remains resolutely not an autocrat, which is a little sad given the overpopulation of communists and the manifest boredom of helicopter pilots who could otherwise be enjoying the fun of dropping commies into the sea. As a place with no guns and no billionaires, one would think commies would enjoy being returned to the ocean, but they are ever a spoiled and ungrateful lot.
>>65392127Blump is absolutely the better option. Kamala would have done nothing about Iran. Under a demoshart presidency you would have constant threats to gun rights, tax payer funded pride celebrations, and a nuclear armed Iran.
Send all the niggers and fent addicts to Iran. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
>>65392509They want you to forget that they are STILL fighting for AWBs despite SCOTUS shooting those down one after another. It's not a surprise who voted which way in the court, either.
>>65392388miggers and ziggers - brotherly retards
>>65392502Trvke
>>65392521It's cute how after you get btfo you just stop engaging and reply to your own posts to try to recover Russia's izzat as the entire multipolar world collapses.
>>65392481How many times have Trump stated that they are "begging for a deal" only for them to say "fuck off, great satan" and lob drones and SRBM's the next day?
>>65392529Doesn't matter. Markets keep hallucinating and those in the know enrich themselves.
Unironically just give the money to Ukraine and let them decide. They might embezzle 1/2 of it, but the remaining budget can still achieve TZD and destroy Iran for good measure.
>>65391766Spray paint dicks EVERYWHERE.
>>65392237I don’t think the screwworm is sexually transmitted to humans, is it?
>>65391766Poke a hole in each one of the cups their dignitaries use, that way the liquid drips on their clothes.Absolutely devilish
Use N warheads.
>>65392688Maybe it depends on how frisky the goat fuckers are.
>>65391776Too late, it’s been there since 8:00am this morning. Yes it’s as you think
>>65392698Calm down there, Mr Mengele
Tell Russia and China that if the war doesn't end in two weeks then the US will give Ukraine the air support it needs to get the job done and unload any weapon Taiwan wants. Then wait as the deadliest weapon of all goes to work (peer pressure).>>65391853>>65392161They asked for creative and unconventional, not the good time that POTUS has been promising for months.
>>65392712Was that not what happened to Spain over the weekend?
Open them up to African migrants.
>>65392269Something something Israel wants them gone something something. The sane approach would be to leave the entire goatfucker region alone. Within a decade or two they would be back to fucking their children and slitting throats over tribal differences.
>>65391766Sweep through Iran via boots on the ground destroying all military objects, permamently settle the land with hundreds of thousands american families with weapons, declare it a exclave territory of USA.It would be the purest form hostile wealth transfer through land ownership and the armed american families would keep the locals in line free of charge.
>>65392913absolutely nobody would volunteer to resettle in Iran lmfao
>>65392929plenty of mormons resettle to mexico at cost, I don't see why they wouldn't in Iran (why yes, Mormon Iran)
Fact is the US admin really fucked up by not having a plan B in case Ahmadinejad decided he didn't want to (or couldn't) tardwrangle the different factions post decapitation strike. Now we're in a situation where there are too many contradicting interests for a simple diplomatic solution[1/2]. The Iranian regime wants to survive, which means from their perspective they need a WMD or equivalent (strait closure) to be able to apply deterrent pressure to get external parties to step the fuck off. Problem is literally everyone else doesn't want them to survive because they're evil fucks and make their lives worse (yes even the liberal euros and the chinese) and will not accept them having that leverage. So the world either has to:i) find a way to bring them back into the international community long term (thus precluding the need for the lever), but that can't happen right now because the regime is sponsoring terrorism and generally being evil fucks to everyone including their own population. The original hope was a "democratic" takeover by Ahmadinejad would make this easy. ii) accept some kind of negotiated lever (such as the ability to apply strait closure), which most countries think shouldn't happen because it would set a ludicrous precedent for UNCLOS and open the way for e.g. the UK to charge tolls on the English channel. iii) physically go in there to just keep killing IRGC commanders until there's nothing left and then actually try to do good nation building. Without one of these there is no permanent solution to the problem and you're just kicking the can down the road. They'll pull a Gaddafi and spend the next millennium focusing every beat of their black little hearts towards undermining the now greater, eviler Satan. The only way you break that shit is total domination and deprogramming like we did to the Nazis post ww2.
>>65392994[2/2]. Temporarily you might be able to do something though:i)Militarily, the only way to secure an actual US victory conventionally (albeit temporary, see [1].) is to put boots on the ground, grind whatever is left of their nuclear program to dust and prevent any sort of attack on strait shipping until a big fucking pipeline can be built, possibly all the way to the med coast of Israel to avoid the Houthis too. This will really fuck off US voters though for your elections and might even tank the markets further. Tens of thousands will die, some of them might even be American citizens. ii) You could just let them charge a toll on the strait and take the L. Fuck international law, right? Except for the problem where paying the Danegeld seldom gets rid of the Dane. Be prepared for them to want more next year when Israel continues to exist (this makes them angry) It would be less costly though and at least kick the can down for a more competent administration to unpick (and hey you never know they might take the political heat for it too, it worked with Afghan after alliii) Do an unhinged wildcard play nobody expects to remove the strait lever. Intervene in Ukraine, kick the Russians out with overwhelming air support. Force an Armistice which starts letting Russian oil and gas start flowing back to the rest of the world cheap and unhindered. and none of this addresses the fact that actually Israel wants the entire region in a permanent state of instability anyway so they never get ganged up on again by their neighbours, so you have to find a way to get them to chill the fuck out and stop murdering for existing nearby as well. What a fucking shitshow.
>>65392310Ok I'm convinced death to iran and God bless our intellectual property
>>65391766Restart the Thunderscreech program. Dronify it. Fly it over every major Iranian city 24/7 until surrender is obtained. >Muh bunkersSync the planes and the props' resonance will do the trick.
>>65393000Honestly I think the only actual option left is the wildcard play or waiting out the long game. I suspect the current strategy is just to bomb enough things to cause an economic collapse and wait for something to happen, which is arguably the extent of capability that air bombing alone gives you. Blockading the blockade was a pretty funny move, but it doesn't fix the situation itself. Iran is essentially now an informal junta and completely divided without any meaningful power brokers. Saudi Arabia is roping together people to go fuck houthis again, I suspect they've been given the reins on that front of the war. In a military sense I think the US is going to use this war as a sandbox to prepare meaningful drone capabilities if this stretches out another like 6 months, we've already started seeing that with uavs and drone boats. But at this point we're stuck in some weird low level skirmish with Iran, and I think realistically it doesn't end until we grind down their proxies in Lebanon and Yemen, so I'd suspect we start delegating allies to do things in those regions (plus Iraq) more extensively as the war drags on
>>65391766Invade one of their international airports, transform the terminal into a titty bar + strip mall and invite(compel) attendance from the Iranian public? I dunno man, there's not a realistic option left for guys dumb enough to wrestle hogs in their own sty and still walk away with dignity.
>>65392310>They infringed on Viacom's copyright of spongebob by illegally producing and distributing bootlegsThose BASTARDS!Fact of the matter is that Iran was always going to be a pain in the ass because the IIRGC is a bunch of zealots and they weren't, and aren't, ever going to surrender which is why no one wanted to fix it before we got a one-termer that's a bit around the bend. Considering the moves he's made it looks like he's trying to take care of some US foreign policy issues and going for a long-term reputation rather than worrying about absolute popularity right now. Unfortunately the only thing I can see is boots on the ground suppressing these bunkers and either starving them out, or using the good old flamethrower a la WWII. Perhaps something akin to Fort Drum. It will also require hunting down every member of the IRGC that can be found and killing them which won't look good on tik tok.
>>65393056Think Ukraine might get invited to the party?
>>65393061Ha, only if the war with Russia ends, like, tomorrow. But I could imagine Ukraine sending over some advisors now that we've remembered that they're good with the drone stuff. Probably nothing officially labeled that we'd ever hear about. I expect a lot more airstrikes in Iraq from the American coalition and a more exerted effort against the Shia militias there along with a Saudi led front against the houthis. Israel will be fighting hezbollah with minimal outside help. Iran will keep being periodically bombed. Since the strait can't be forced open and there's no one man in charge america is going to have to grind the entire proxy network down the slow and hard way
Crate niggers in. Youll win in 10-15 years. Thats faster than this timeline anyway. Enjoy your forever war mutts
>>65392994Pretty sure things were never supposed to go this far. I think Trump's plan was to talk big, bomb them for two or three days, and then make a deal, sort of like a more forceful Midnight Hammer. But then the Israelis kept bombing everyone with any sort of capacity to make a deal and by the time they got someone who could, it was someone who had no interest in a deal. If this was a purely US operation, it would have been the army in charge when the dust settled and not the IRGC.
>>65392020>we have the capbility>we just, can't use it, you know :)I'm sure the 2 UUV's deployed by LCS's that can't even get close enough are really effective
why do people pretend Iran blocking the strait is some sorta harm to the US?Republicans were going to lose in midterms regardless
>>65392111Win fucking win.
>>65393061Not if you continue cucking them out deliberately out of Patriot interceptors
>>65393130No one can use it, which is why it's silly to suggest that we beg our allies to do it when they can't do it either. If the situation in the strait were to cool down enough to allow minesweeping operations, we would simply clear any existing mines ourselves.
>>65391775Anything that forces them to full scale invade israel.
>>65392111100%
>>65392127Prices are worth not having Kamala.
>>65392509Even though>>65393296Who gives a fuck if Iran has nukes. They were never going to nuke the continental US and there is no benefit to the American people for us to have bases in the Middle East. Iran nuking Tel Aviv would be in the best interest of actual US citizens.
>>65392529And then they get bombed more, brilliant strategy.
>>65393307Amazing how every zigger or TDS post always has a crying shitskin behind it desperate for the bombings to stop so he can go back to doing terrorism.
>trump claims he was about to hit iran with the heaviest strikes since world war 2 but called them offWhat was he planning?
>>65393330no boots on the ground, no risking shootdowns, doesn't leave him with many options
>>65393330To pump the market by "calling off the strikes", go to talks the other party isn't there for, strike again to dip the market and surge oil prices once he and those he tells have thr correct portfolios. He's not a complex person.
>>65393325Wut?
>>65391766leave them alone, they're already a punished nation as-is
>>65393675...punished, you say...
>>65391766There is really only one viable path forwardTrump needs to fire every single person he has hired or appointed into the US government since 2024 and then resign. Once he and his administration are out of the way, actually competent diplomats and experts can begin working on finding and implementing a solution
>>65393724That sounds boring and gay. Decades of experts and diplomacy lead us into the crippling faggotry of Obama's second term and Biden.Fuck that shit.
>>65391766Reorient. Tap into African natural resources and build up allies to use as a counterbalance in dealings with Europe. (Yes, this means apologizing to Zimbabwe.)If the strait is closed, it's closed to all. America won't care. Alternative sources are in.
>>65393750>Alternative sources are in.Well for the rest of the world, current admin is famously against anything not fossil fuel, nuke plants are at fastest 5 years out.
>>65393770Isn't capitalism supposed to make things like this a non-concern for the entrenched interests? Just let them buy a stake in whatever tech is upcoming.
>>65393777Its cheaper to buy a politician than to reorient portfolios. Capitalism should prevent this, until someone discovered that money can be more effeciently spent entrenching your position at the cost of the nation's. Not like it will ever bite us in the ass, right?Sorry back to the topic at hand. Graphite every substation, drop rifles once they get hungry.
>>65393724Trump is a retard, but the people he hired on actually have credentials and expertise, even RFK Jr. even, for all his faults, spend decades defending fishing rights and indigenous peoples as well as standing up against industrial scale water pollution with the Waterkeeper Alliance.
>>65393802>standing up against industrial scale water pollution with the Waterkeeper Alliance.I wouldn't peg that as a cdc type gig, and i certainly don't think that's why he got picked for his role. You can be an expert in one area and a mouth breathing retard in another.
I'd sue for peace, it would probably be less embarrassing than what's happening right now>>65392315>jannies save me!!kek
>>65391766It's not a hard concept. Just blow up their power, food, transport, and water infrastructure. It will rally the regime for now but 5 years down the road they'll be back to constant uprisings againThis is repeatedly what Israel has said to do but Drumf is being dumb and won't listen, and he won't Israel do it.
>>65391766Why the fuck do these “people” still have running water or power? Shit or get off the pot ffs
>>65391775Shit that might actually do something
>>65391766>country decides to take the entire world hostage because it's the only way they won't autolose>not just fucking glassing the shithole in responsea country willing to do that should not be allowed to exist
>>65393951The problem is that the little bastards are dug in like ticks. The whole fucking country right down to the coast is just mountains riddled with caves and tunnels, along with a complete willingness to use civilian structures for cover.
>>65392102>China would have invaded Taiwan and the US would have done nothing to stop it. Weird revisionism, but ok.
>>65392509>Kamala would have done nothing about Iran. That makes her aound incredibly appealing as a candidate, ngl.
>>65391952>Entire region stabilizedYou can't be this naive
>>65391766>invented time machine>unbackstab ukraine>learn their methods of strategic destruction with cheap drones>keep bombing sand niggers with infinite ammo
>>65391766Send in a single special agent, a maverick kind of guy who plays by his own rules, preferably with a impractical signature weapon like a Deagle brand Deagle or a taticool bow and arrow and lots of steroids
>>65391766>mfw The Americans are being outsmarted by the Third World again.
create a giant bus convoy to send all of the african rapefugees headed to yurup to iran instead
>>65393734You know what it didn't get us?Attacks on commercial shipping through the strait or hormuz
>>65391766Just take the entire IDF and ship it to Iran.We’ll help them take the fight to their enemy, and America doesn’t have to put boots on the ground.Everybody wins.
>>65391766What if we put ghost peppers into Tehran's water supply?
I have lots of ideas that are unconventional but the apparatus wouldn't be able to implement any of them. communicating is "hard" for you so I have to say "able" includes willing, or sees it as functionally realistic, or the million other things. As such, my only options are limited to the purity of brutal action.What I "want" to see is simple old school full scale crimes against humanity on aggressor muslim nations and a few dozen megatonners dropped in israel.If you can't stomach that go fuck yourself.The disgust I feel watching the islamist invasion of my ancestral lands is indescribable.How can you all be so worthless you're letting a repeat of the precursor to the crusades happen.Just kill all of them.
>>65394060You're right, instead they did the attacks on commercial shipping in the Red Sea :^)
>>65391994[The missile lobby didn't like this]
>>65393969yes and literally every soul in military or intelligence in the US knew this before this quagmire of a war was started. why the fuck did they do it then?
>>65393000Why not mass-hire mercenaries for a ground invasion instead of sending the US armed forces proper? We can still support them with the air force and navy, but this way no one will care if a few of them die in the process.Trump can even use the money we're sending to Israel for that instead if he's unwilling to put his own dollars on the line, and I'm pretty sure they'd agree to it. I know Russia is looking to dispose of Wagner, so why not take them in ourselves?
>>65394133just how many mercenaries do you imagine remains in the world today that are willing and capable of a ground invasion into Iran?
>>65394131because Trump prefered Bibi and his slidedeck sales pitch to the intelligence and advise given to him by US services
>>65394133>if we just throw contract soldiers at the Ukranian drones no one will careonly works with thurdies
>>65394131Because the entire American command chain ends at one dumbass whose entire list of qualifications is just 'was elected'. Doesn't matter how many competent, level-headed flag officers you've got when they're legally beholden to follow the orders of the '''commander in chief'''.
>>65392869>the US will give Ukraine the air support it needs to get the job done and unload any weapon Taiwan wantsEasiest bluff to call out in the history of humanity.
>>65391766>U.S. has used ‘virtually all’ of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters>"looking for new creative and conventional ways to pressure and punish Iran (since we literally can’t continue the war otherwise)"didn’t have US being unable to btfo a thirdie sand country in my 2026 bingo
>>65391766Gay Bomb 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>65391766>“We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,”Ok, but what for? Do you need to kill more Iranians as a punishment for the Americans they have killed over the years.Is it because they will build a nuke.Is it to open the Strait of Hormuz? Is it to help protect Israel?`A MOU was signed, it was clear that the Lebanon war was part of that agreement and neither America or Israel have lived up to that agreement. So who really needs to be punished, America needs to punish Israel and force them to live up to the agreement. >>65391941"An idiot admires complexity, a genus admires simplicity. If you make something enough of a clusterfuck, an idiot will think you are God." Terry Davis.Literally pull all of American troops away. Don´t respond when they shoot at ships in the Strait. Don´t react when they tax ships. Don´t react if they start bombing the other gulf states. Do nothing. Within a month, instead of having a problem with the U.S, they will have a problem with the rest of the world. Now the U.S might have the biggest army and economy of any country on Earth, but combined, the rest of the world has an even bigger army and economy than the U.S. Right now, Iran keeps pulling the U.S back in, inflammatory posts about killing Trump or his family, attacking and taxing ships and the U.S responds every time. And every time, the rest of the world is patiently waiting for the U.S to just fuck off. To go away. When the U.S is not there anymore, any sympathy for Iran will evaporate if they keep attacking which is why Iran will have to stop attacking, because while they might not need America, they do need other countries to some extent.
>>65394263The rest of the world will pay the toll and shrug.
>>65391766That's slightly better than giving empty fields I guess, lol
>>65394265Well that´s your opinion as an American. You know fuck all, that´s why you keep having shitty wars. The rest of the world will pay the tolls for some time and then ways will be found to pressure Iran so they stop tolling, or pipes will be built very fast so there won´t be any ships to toll. It´s just that as an American, you consider even a toll for some months as completely out of the question, while the rest of the world see America engaging in a war of choice on behest of Israel and as such, Iran is rightfully owed some reparations.
>>65392284>Reality disagrees
>>65394263>>65394272Brown posts.>Iran is owed reparationsIran fucked around and now we are stomping on its economy.
>>65391776/pol/ and /b/ haven't been what they used to be in a long time, /b/ especially
>>65392269Because they hate Israel, and you love Israel, don't you? Every good American loves Israel. Why? Because we just do.
>>65393330Blatant market manipulation, moron. The man has already made more money off trading and crypto this term than every president in history combined.
>>65391766Bombing:>refineries>pipelines>other oil related facilities>port facilities>runways>major highways>bridges>manufacturing centers regardless of productAir drop:>loaded hi-points in areas unhappy with the regime>porno/gravure mags and non-region locked dvds>cheap alcohol>D-boys specially trained to steal and fly F-14sBuild:>new major pipeline network through Israel Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Oman, etc with the capacity to make the Persian Gulf and Red Sea significantly less relevant for oil trade>cheaper weapons that can be produced rapidly then spammed accurately and effectivelyAnother key move is to significantly improve Oman's ability to patrol and control their territorial waters. They need to be capable of resisting Iranian bullying and sink Iranian trespassers on their side of the strait. Small fast patrol vessels and minesweepers would be good options. Giving away a few Cyclones and/or Islands, some cheaply militarized speedboats, and a bunch of ScanEagles and FLIR poles to spite Iran would absolutely be worth it to me.Make life in Iran miserable while also making Iran's strengths irrelevant. If you're not going to invade or go full "war crimes are fun" mode that's the only real option. It's basically modern siege warfare. The most effective "creative" measures are 100% guaranteed to be war crimes. Building that pipeline network across the Arabian peninsula while destroying Iran's own oil facilities is probably the best route and will economically fuck them for centuries to come regardless of how the war ends.
>>65394131This is the Department of WAR son. They are built to KILL. Nothing can stop the most LETHAL fighting force on the face of the earth
>>65394141Trump is such a gullible retard it's unbelievable
>>65392269Apart from wanting to kill all kuffar and establish a global caliphate
Iran didn't do anything to anyone so justice is on their side. This whole war is just a criminal enterprise conjured into being by Jews and a senile orange baboon. The only logical thing to do is to simply stop it and drag Trump, the whole of his junta and Natenyahu into the deepest dungeon we can find. The war was unwinnable from the start and the more entangled the US becomes the less well off it'll be. At this point it's looking like America's last showing on the global stage and a slide into regional power status. The more it tries to "win" the more damage it will take.
>>65394442>be Iran>take 52 American diplomats hostage for 444 days in Tehran in 1979>slaughter 241 U.S. Marines in Beirut via Hezbollah, directed by Iran’s IRGC in 1983.>bomb a community center in Argentina, killing 85 and injuring 300 in 1994.>murder 19 U.S. airmen in Khobar Towers, via Saudi Hezbollah in 1996.>murder 17 sailors on the USS Cole in 2000, with U.S. courts finding Iran complicit through its training of Al-Qaeda. >assassinate 22 people just to kill the Lebanese ex-PM in 2005>murder 608+ U.S. troops via Iranian-supplied EFPs in Iraq from 2003 to 2011>destabilize Syria via Shia militias, help Assad slaughter tens of thousands>send hoax text messages about a fake Koran burning to incite riots in Sweden and assorted kidnappings of European citizens in 2023.>send drone and rocket attacks via Iranian militias to kill U.S. soldiers at Tower 22, injuring dozens across Iraq, Syria, and Jordan between 2020 and 2024.>claim you are abiding by agreed-upon NPT treaties then don't allow inspectors into installations and keep boasting about destroying the big and little Satans.>Use your Australian embassy to incite racial violence in foreign countries>Planned to send armed pilgrims to shoot up unarmed crowds of fellow Muslims at their most holy site >get bombed after sending your proxies to start a war by massacring civilians and bombing residential areas.>chimp out and attack your allies and neutral third parties, thumping your chest while taking potshots at defenseless civilian shipping>dindu nuffin
I guess you can always do flyers over Tehran. If the U.S can fly bombers over Tehran that is, I guess it is somewhat of a flex to mock the leadership by simply dropping flyers over their capital.
>>65394439FENTCOM ooh-rah
>>65394505No one is saying you can´t kill Iranians if that´s what you want to do, just be honest about that then, if it is about murdering more Iranians then you already have, you could probably even get some Europeans to help you bomb just for the pratice, but the leadership is not going anywhere as it stands and the U.S is unwilling to commit the 5000.000 to 1.000000 million it will require to take over the capital.
>>65394509>design MAFFS compatible with B-2 and B-21 bomb bays>fill with pig blood instead of borate>release it over Tehran>????>profit
>>65394520>the leadership is not going anywherePost SalamiPost BagheriPost RashidPost HajizadehPost MehrabiPost RabbaniPost SheikhianPost HassaniPost KazemiPost MohaqiqPost AbbasiPost TehranjiPost living Ayatollah>concern trolling over Iranian civiliansWeird how /pol/ never cared about the thousands of Iranian civilians being massacred for protesting their corrupt and incompetent government that cares more about bombing Ukrainians than water preservation. Why are you pretending to care about the same people /pol/ claimed were all Mossad agents a few months ago?
>>65394528Well I´m talking to white Americans, not the Jewish.
$10k in buttcoin for whoever livestreams hinself killing an iranian. Doesn’t matter who it is, gender, age, occupation, everybody gets you $10k. $800 billy for the whole nation. Use whatever weapons and tactics you wish, go on a murder spree with a katana and make $200k if you can. Foreign nation that has cheap men and cheap guns? Send them to donny boy’s murder range today for some fun and profit.sell their oil to recoup cost after everybody’s gone
>>65394531Not sure why you think a white American wouldn't want to "Carrie" Tehran for the lulz. Should probably also drop a toilet or two for good measure.
>>65394531>I`mHoly ESL
>>65391766This clusterfuck has beeen comedy gold, Trump seriously believed Iran would just collapse if he killed a bunch of 80yo politicians.I think if someone killed our 80yo politicians we would be better off long term.
>>65392269The are a regional power that could stop Israel having complete control over the ME so they have to die and Israel will send as many Americans as it takes.
>>65394557>We didn't need our government anyway in a top down autocratic dictatorship
>>65394571Your talking points are a decade out of date. The entire Middle East hates Iran now. This is as much about the Sauds, Oman, Qatar, UAE, Iraq, etc. as it is about Israel. Peace in the Middle East DID require the removal of one country, it just turns out to be Iran.
>>65394617Name a country that doesn't have succession plans.>>65394619Iran just wants to be arab and not beholden to Israel or America, the rest of the ME sold out after seeing Saddam get his shit pushed in.It's funny how people go from "right to self determination" to "the MSM told me self determination is bad".
>>6539461990 million population in Iran, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Oman, Qatar, Kuwait and UAE 106 million, but that includes all the slaves they import I think. Seems like they should be able to solve it themselves. What do they need the U.S for? Just walk away.
>>65394626>Iran just wants to be arabIt's impressive how confident you are, yet completely wrong. Iranians are Persians and speak Persian language. They are not and have never been Arab.
>>65394626>Name a country that doesn't have succession plans.Iran clearly, they don't seem to have leader right now
>>65394619>The entire Middle East hates Iran now. This is as much about the Sauds, Oman, Qatar, UAE, Iraq, etcIrrelevant since they’re gas station meme countries that can’t do shit aside from siccing golem and hoping for the best
>>65394640My bad, I meant Islamic as their Islamic banking is half the reason they are an enemy.>no you can't outlaw usury>>65394642Then who is Trump "negotiating" with?
>>65394640>we wuz persian and shitArab rape babies since the first jihad
Are there no dirlewanglers in pissrael? Give them a few milly each to go suborn some sand people and go fuck shit up in iran properprobably wouldnt accomplish much but it would be cool in the "what the fuck is wrong with you" way
>>65394662Hasbara, remember it's the duty of every jew to shill for Israel.
>>65394649Trump doesn’t know. That mosaic strategy you thirdies were gloating about has created a large number of independent groups that aren’t all on the same page anymore.
>>65394638They're our allies now.
>>65394649Whoever can make a good US puppet. Duh. >>65394691Yeah and every day more of those get bombed or run out of boom tubes.
>>65391766EARTHQUAK MACHINE AAAAAAAAHHHHHorhttps://youtu.be/6_6nh8OB4ok?t=236
>>65394737>every dayDoesn’t matter. Trump is signaling too hard that he’s looking for an off ramp, so those people we’re whack-a-moling aren’t going to agree to anything that doesn’t constitute a complete capitulation.Either we actually do the hard thing and dig them out at the root, or… well there’s no “or” at this point. Incompetence with the operation has already ruined less escalatory options.
>>65394755>Either we actually do the hard thing and dig them out at the rootEven that won't work long term, it would be another 20 year occuption, cost trillions and have much higher casualties until a hard kill system was rolled out to counter drones only to end with a future POTUS giving up as Trump himself did in Afghanistan.
What really annoys me about the pro-Iran posters is that they're consistently detached from reality. One day it will be posting about their military superiority, ignoring the reality that they have barely inflicted token losses on their enemies, and that their greatest "success" is forcing the enemy to expend munitions stockpiles. The next day it will be like it is ITT, a strange ramble about a pan-Arab coalition and that Iran simply wants to live in peace, ignoring the reality that Iran is actively attacking every Arab nation around them and has repeatedly funded and armed proxy militias across the entire region. And tomorrow it will be something else. These talking points are, at surface level, completely unhinged - so why do they keep doing it? Why not shill from a realistic standpoint? Just like with pro-Palestinian posters (who are probably largely the same people) all you're doing is making us start to realize that yes, perhaps you do need to get wiped off the map, if only to stop the bullshit shilling.
>>65394764It’ll accomplish severely limiting their ability to project and also be a controllable asset like Iraq is. Iran doesn’t have its parallels in Afghanistan because it’s not a tribal chieftain-based country. Though I do agree that it’ll be a politically unpopular quagmire.Well, unless it descends into warring warlord style fighting due to aforementioned mosaic strategy flaws. This would, however, prevent them from force projecting due to the ensuing chaos.
>>65394765It's more than one guy.I'm pro-Iran because fuck Israel and I don't think they are some military super power defeating the US, they just need to hit a few ships off their coast and the only way to stop them is a full scale invasion Trump lacks the will for.>Iran simply wants to live in peaceWhat did Iran do before the 12 day war? Arm people the UN recognizes are being genocided?IMO Israel and the US are the agressors for no reason other than Israel doesn't want a second regional power, it's zigger behavior.>>65394773>be a controllable asset like Iraq isWhy do you think it would end like Iran instead of like Afghanistan with the Taliban back in power and us acting nice with them just to end the fighting.Iranians have been told for decades the US will invade and kill them, I imagine that propaganda has worked pretty well because I have seen how well 6 months of pro-Iran war propaganda has worked on many here.
>>65394776It’s not a matter of propaganda, but of infrastructure. You think Iraq wasn’t getting propaganda too? Madness.Afghanistan had the advantage of being tribal based which means there were zero unifying concepts across the entire country, and the hand of government didn’t even touch the vast majority of people there.Iran is, absolutely, not like that.The fact that you think that somehow hating the opposition means you can’t be conquered and subjugated shows an awe-inspiring lack of historical knowledge even as recent as the Second World War.Also, by requirement: you’re very very brown and clearly not from the US.
>>65394890>hating the opposition means you can’t be conquered and subjugatedI clearly said it would be 20 years of occuption, what aren't you getting here?
>>65394776Iran is ran by corrupt retards that fund terror groups and piss off their neighbors. The US is hardly innocent either but that's not a good reason to be pro-Iran either you binary-brained dumbass
>>65394131because Hegseth has been firing everyone who isn't an evangelical zionist
>>65394898The part where you bring up Afghanistan and then just backtracked when it was pointed out to you Iran isn’t anywhere alike.Definitely brown. Completely unable to follow a conversation.
>>65394915I don't think Iran are innocent but I am enjoying watching the US make fools of themselves, my only major complaint about Iran is the shooting of protestors and arming of Russia.>>65394958So you think because the government has centralized control there won't be an insurgency or there will be but it'll fall apart before the US gets tired of occupying?
>>65394755>You aren't genociding us because you're too weak to!Every time.
>>65394765They also will reply to themselves with "I agree but actually it's even worse than that". >>65394776>It's more than one guyWho makes identical posts responding to himself every single time. Nobody is fooled, jam boy.
>>65394929How many times are you going to reply to yourself pretending that DEI was a good policy for the United States military? Or that we should allow the left to turn it into an organization aimed solely at disarming chuds? You fool no one.
>>65395034Yes there are clear shills that do that, I don't becasue I couldn't care less about your opinion and don't want to change it.Just the fact that some people default to the perceived popular opinion instead of having their own is an indictment of humanity IMO.>>65395038NTA, DEI can be bad while a fox news host being retarded is also bad.
>>65395045>I support Iran because I'm a hipsterEmbarrassing.
>>65393330Nothing the man is retarded. Nobody can look at the situation of the economy or Iran and say this is good unless youre a maga cultist
>>65395201I'm pretty sure our most adamant maga shill is actually just trying to make the movement look bad.
>>65395045You specifically complain about him firing DEI, it's too late to move the goalposts.
Imagine an Iran-Israeli nuclear war; half of the world's problems would disappear in a single day.
>>65395201>>65395207Why do you always reply to yourself? Not enough engagement to justify your employment? Pathetic.
>>65394640>It's impressive how confident you are, yet completely wrong. Iranians are Persians and speak Persian language. They are not and have never been Arab.Iran is a multiethnic remnant of an ancient empire, a kind of naturally formed Yugoslavia. Southern iranians are a kind of pajeet, western iranians are kurds and arabs, northern are azerbaijani and so on.
>>65394776>i’m pro iran because fuck israelThen you’re a retard.I want israel wiped off the map, i want the mudslime leadership of iran completely people plucked out and eradicated so that the multiethnic/persian population can go back to being a relatively secular, industrious nation, as they’ve proven to be able to do in the past, and i want most arab nations to be genocided and gentrified to the point that mudslimeism dies out there as well, large, organised religions are a danger to the future of mankind if they are not at least mellowed out and secular like the more tame version of christianity seen across much of the west today.I don’t care if they become white or christian or anything like that. I just want zealous cultures across the world to be totally eradicated.
Weird. The military genius on /k/ told me that this war was already won.
>>65394776>the enemy of my enemy is my frienddamn you're right, this kind of thinking has never failed
Military isn't meant to find political solutions. The ice on the cake is that Putin is allowed by Israel and Trump to help Iran and Trump won't do anything about it lmao.
https://imgur.com/a/pI2JuhqWhat happens in this world? Maybe the strait's never closed 'cos Greater Israel/Babylon/Mesopotamia's too close next door and it'd ensue in a true immediate war? Maybe 'cos a hostile Russia sits right above? Maybe 'cos India's right next door? Maybe 'cos China's right next door? Maybe cos Khazaristan's next door? You can neutralize a country by making it abundant it seems.Anyway, I guess in this timeline Iran's pretty fortunate. Turkey won't really do anything, Azerbaijan won't do anything, Armenia won't do anything, Turkmenistan won't do anything, Afghanistan, Pakistan, etc etc. No reason to. GCC are all worthless. Iraq's worthless. Syria's worthless. Nothing's around to oppose them except for Israel.No, rather, it's Israel.. and several scattered Kurds. How many Kurds are there globally? 110 million? Gather them all and have Mossad lead them in a war that'll go down in Kurdish poetry collections. Reward them with a true sovereign Kurdistan upon completion.
>>65391766Readopt the Powell Doctrine to delay this happening again.
>>65391853>>65394209>oil states that i hate, mohamedians, and kikes expecialy the brown variants all die togheterwhy is this a bad thing?
use a few thousand negro mercenaries to soak up bullets.you can just pay em in xrack cocaine thatll make em hardier in the fight too .
>>65395247What does NTA mean newfag?
>>65393325>terrorism>against terrorism israelisnot possible, israelis arent people, how can you terrorize them?
I just want to say I find it highly annoying posters here and elsewhere treat Iran as wargame ai units that take no attrition, require no pay, and have perfect morale and instantly replaceable leaders and infrastructure The few Iran anon posts I've seen at how shit the situation there is fascinating
>>65396422>The few Iran anon postsWhat??Iran cut off all internet from their citizen.
I tried to tell Secretary Hegseth a few months ago when he made his last brainstorming thread. The best strategy is simply to maintain the blockade of Iran's ports and do everything possible to get the international price of oil as high as possible. When forced to choose between total economic ruin and going to war with Iran, the Europeans & Japan will choose the later. The US can maximize the pain by restricting crude exports. Moreover it probably won't get to that point, the Iranian strategy is banking on the Trump administration being too sensitive to elevated domestic gas prices to maintain a blockade of Hormuz for an extended period of time. Simply not cucking for a quick end to the war is probably the single best thing Washington could do to strengthen its hand.
>>65391776> /pol or /b/They won't do shit.
>>65394308sounds like you'll be going back into that bomb shelter again shortly. Those shvitzing genetics mean you literally can't help yourselves. Perhaps the 80 year curse was your bloodline all along.
>>65395282except for the jewish one, amirite
>>65394272>the rest of the world will gladly contribute to reparations for iranHow brown do you have to believe this shit? Nobody likes iran, retard. China and russia only barely tolerate them because they're useful against the west.
>>65391766Ship all single mothers and nonviolent offenders to Iran after seizing their assets and stripping them of citizenship.
>>65394557The removal of the old WW1 army chiefs in Germany after the war was a major reason why Germany was able to go so buck wild in WW2.All the German uncs who would have never thought of, much less approved of, going through the ardens were all forced to retire and sever all formal ties with the military.Meanwhile the senior French commanders were able to keep influence over the armed forces in victory, and they got completely blindsided by the blitz for it.It’s like Napoleon said, never interrupt an enemy’s losing strategy by killing their unc leadership.
>>65391766Hah, I’d like a check first.I’m not some sucker who works for free.You can email me through the email that has my real name, I’m sure you glowies know the one.If I find your proposed amount suitable I might just use my humble autism to help you out of this hole you’ve dug for yourselves.I’m fine not getting paid until the idea is proven to work.
>>65391775>>65392120Aye, this is the way or something along these lines.Essentially give country what the ragheads have been warning about "the corrupt west" FULLY. Just completely and utterly flood the information space noth public and private with hardcore pornography and other "dubious" cultural exports to essentially expose the hypocracy of their so called piety and purity. Another adjacent thing to this is what the Ukrainians already did when they knew they were fighting against Chechnyas; they blasted propaganda with soldiers dipping their rifle rounds in pig fat and casually saying: "Yeah, better not get shot and die, because you ain't going to Paradise if you get hit by this", do this but ramp it up to the absolute max in every possible way you can. Essentially put their fundamentalist religious demeanor to an actual, tangible and direct existential stress test by attaching a spiritual element in any future violence for propagandistic terror purpose. As an extra fuck you, if possible start a new engineering (mega) project akin to the Suez or Panama canals to basically straight up devalue Hormuz geostrategically in its totality.What you want is not necessarily the status quo for the Iranians to turn more materially destitute, but more mentally absurd. Like a fucking fever dream nightmare.
So, why not do what Ukraine is doing to Russia and target their oil and transportation infrastructure? The latter keeps several cities built on deserts livable, and without them you would rapidly descent into the instability Israel apparently craves. Enough instability, and food shipments stop coming into the mountains, and it's hard to defend them if your soldiers are too emaciated to hold a rifle.
>>65396607>n-no!You read what i said, you magically assume i’m not being genuine about the jewish one because you’re angry that i also want mudslimes exterminated.Cry me a river faggot. Zealotry is a disease. Jews/christians/mudslimes need to simmer the fuck down with their retarded children’s stories or be exterminated, christians are (mostly) chilled out and secular already so this only half applies to them.
>>65396681The problem is they can hit back, the US could destroy all their refineries, power plants and desal plants but Iran have made if clear they will respond by doing the same to every US ally in the ME.
>>65391766Give everyone Netflix and Disney for free. They will then turn into trannies
>>65396594Israel hasn't been struck in months. Anything Iran has that's capable of reaching that far has either been destroyed or earmarked for shitting on Arabs, the eternal losers of the Iran-Israel Shitflinging Contest.
ITT : migger shills trying to twist the fact that the US has been unable to achieve any of it's strategic objectives in over 5 months and pretending they're actually winning.
>>65396608I would like to say it´s a nice strawman, but really, it´s a shitty one. For me personally and maybe in general, other anons using greentext for strawmen is pretty common, maybe it is the same anon doing it over and over, maybe it´s a cultural thing on 4chan, maybe you´re just a stupid bitch involved in a discussion your brain is not suited for. Obviously, no one is going to be happy about it, which is my entire point, it will only last for a few months before that shit stops.
>>65392982USA/North America is Mormon Israel, they don't care about the middle east Israel.
What stage of winning is this?
>>65391853Just provide food to the population also water, not because it will help, but because the Iranian guard will steal it from their own people to survive.
>>65396876Serious question, why do you think an OSINT guy has access to high level tanks?I'm all for laughing at this mess but don't get retarded about it.
>>65395707It means you're samefagging, usually.
>>65396422Thirdies aren't exactly logical, Anon.
>>65396916>why do you think an OSINT guy has access to high level tankshe grinded for them or shilled out paid for them
>>65396681The US is doing that and it's why we have these angry ESL posts all over the site.
>>65396794Iran can barely toss the occasional cope tube now. The strangulation is working.
>>65397336Trump has 2 years left, it will be over faster than you think.
>>65397334They are not actually doing this. https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/us-israel-iran-war-2026/card/u-s-asked-israel-to-stop-hitting-oil-infrastructure-in-iran-RIELgimGNs3hv5Nq9iZ9Trump was actually kind of pissed and started doing a mild (safe) shit talking of netanyahu after israel bombed oil infrastructure. I still think trump wants a vassalized iran, which is absolutely fucking insane.
>>65392529>How many times have Trump statedkys jeet
>>65394009You're right we'll have to get rid of AIPAC too
>Iran shares a border with IndiaCut off all emigration out of India with maximum deadly force and spam Indian social media with 10/10 Persian girl bob and vagen.
I mean, the only actual path forward to this retard war is coalition building leading to a boots on the ground operation in order to create regime change. It's not like committing war crimes is going to make anything better, if anything it'd just lead to even bigger shitshow once a power vaccuum is created in the region. The Iranian civilians are not going to welcome the US after they've bombed the shit outta their civilian facilities.
>>65398153>all the sub 80 IQ sand peoples who constantly fight against their own neighbors for believing in slight variations on the same religion who preaches expanding it's influence via force will suddenly forego generations of inbred violence and become peaceful just because
>>65398215Anon, the poster you're replying to believes that the middle east was a peace and love kumbayah where violence was unheard of before the jews showed up in the 60 years ago.
This unironically feels like an echo of vietnam; US is losing the optics war because theyre fighting handicapped and not swiftly enough.US should just fucking stop saber rattling and firebomb all Iranian ports, genocide the fuckers. IRGC, Hamas and the likes only get away with this shit cause they know the US won't do anything more brutal because muh world opinion, but the truth of the matter the US is still world hegemon and no one is actually gonna do shit if the US solved the ME by glassing it back into the prehistoric era. the world will cry for about two weeks and forget about it because at the end of the day all this fucking whining won't last the month's news cycle.
>>65392008Nuke Tel Aviv
>>65392102Why would Israel do all that just because their puppet lost?
send iran 20 million indian immigrants
Nuke Tehran and salt the earth left there
>>65391766>We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,how about you just win the war?or is the war just a front to allow jews to build a new temple where a certain Al Aqsue Mosque sits??
>>65391775Basically this. Everything jews have done to destabilize us, do to them.>free porn>feminist propaganda>install a central banketc et al
Induced a collapse of the state -->the area around the straight make in very hard to live in (blow water infrastructure/energy) that way anyone there is opfor. So yeah a failed state and you just need to put police that area.
Just ditch the strait and get oil from elsewhere.
>The United States is being outwitted so fucking badly they're basically admitting to have no idea how to win.This administration is a masterclass in dysfunction
>>65399076It really shows how fast prioritizing loyalty over skill in political appointees destroys countries.
>>65394626>Name a country that doesn't have succession plans.Russia
>>65394649>Islamic banking is half the reason they are an enemyMy negro, even russia has Islamic banking. Nobody cares about that.
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>military asks its troops to be smartDid the request work?
>>65392102Still better than what's going on now
>>65394765>token lossesKek
>>65399084Just you wait. Iran will be begging for peace. Any day now. Keep paying 10$ a gallon till then
It's funny reading this thread how similar Americans sound to vatniks. The psychological effect of imperial ambitions collapsing is clearly a syndrome.
fund white women cruises to Iran so they get to experience the culture first hand.
