>Surrounded.>Comms are down.>You are on sentry duty, close to the HQ, the safest place in the battle.>The Captain rushes out of his command post and looks around, You are the first person he sees.>He points directly at you "Private! Need a runner!">yfw
Why do you think I'd be a private? I got 3-digit IQ.
>>65394003What's your rank now?
>>65393998
>>65393998>RIGHT AWAY, SIR!*runs*
>>65393998>be sniper>the skipper's sending one of his personal assets over for a letterYeah, shit's fucked. I'm dead. See y'all for medals or burials.(Yeah, I'll fucking take it. Are you stupid? You sure think I am, and maybe that's true.)
>>65393998I ask myself, WWHD and take the message
>>65393998I start jorking my shit
>>6539409410/10, spilled my drink
>>65393998>Filip the cheaky bastard off>Piss of wanker find another poor bastard to do it>Continue on what ever i was doing
>>65393998You mean the moment's finally arrived for me to give Harry Hun a darned good British style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?!
>>65393998>>you are on sentry dutyFalse. I'm back home, dying of the Spanish flu, because there's no way my ass would pass muster in a 1910s physical examination.
>>65394034Civilian.
>>65394003Yeah, 000, now get this message to the captain!
>>65393998>Killed most of the rats sir, but now the cats are starvin
>>65393998https://etoolbox.cnrc.navy.mil/assets/pdf/GeneralOrders.pdf
>okay then sir?>you better go find one then
>>65394469you'd be a private
>>65394469Thank you for your service!
>>65394003That didn't sound like "yes sir" To me private
>>65393998Uhhh hmmm uhhhh I roll to seduce.
>>65395439
>>65393998>He points directly at you "Private! Need a runner!"Oh, fuck yeah! I know how this story goes!
>>65395230Not everyone here is some doordash driver or Mcjob wagie or neet. I know for a fact for people like me my wages would actually rise if there was a draft.
>>65393998>You are on sentry duty, close to the HQ, the safest place in the battle.Lol
>>65394003"Yes, yes, mistake with your paperwork, "doctor". If the conscript office says you're an infantry private, you're an infantry private. Now get going!"
Mutta Herra Kapteeni, en ole sotamies! Korpraali hoitaa tosin.
>>65393998>He points directly at you "Private! Need a runner!">>yfwI would take off running before he told me where to go - win
>>65399817draftees don't rise retard. you're either a career officer or you're enlisted. doesn't matter if you're a CEO, an engineer, a professor, once drafted you're E-1
>>65399817look up the "world war I" section of the biography of any early 20th century writer, philosopher, scientist, politician, etc. most of them fought as regular cannon fodder.
I think something like that happened in Ypres with a faggot arts student who caught a fox.
>>65402920het is Ieper
>>65402718>>65402722You guys are maybe 20 years old max and think everyone is in your shoes, lol. Some jobs you cant go without even when youre at war.
>>65402956yeah that doesn't make the army smart, though. if you're critical you might get put into a billet for that job, or the guy (or possibly computer program/generative AI model) that's crunching numbers on the spreadsheet goes 'hmmm looks like we have an empty slot here and a spare recruit there, better fill that out'.
>>65402959Lol you just dont get it kiddo.
