How are there still no recorded instances of a non-human primate firing a gun? You'd think some jackass somewhere would've tried teaching an ape how to shoot.
Same reason why nobody walks into the house of congress with a bomb vest. People like living more than dying.
Do you want Planet of the Apes? Because this is how you get Planet of the Apes.
>>65396477Niggers and gooks certainly had fired guns.
>>65396477There's literally a video of a chimp doing it in Africa after some africans handed one to him.
>>65397903that was a movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxYmm5yCJBgbut the clips/shorts you see were edited to make it look real
>>65396477You've never been to Chicago.
>>65397903Spotted the sub 80
Hahaha niggers. But seriously, in that quintessentially SpikeTV show 1000 ways to die there was a story of a snake that had interwoven itself in the trigger guard of a long gun leant up against a fence and when the owner picked his firearm up, the snake clenched and the trigger was pulled killing the man. Now obviously that is a completely factual story and we need more of those itt right now.
