Here's how to combat skinwalkers in one's locality:>car to run them over>liquor to bait them>DEI initiatives on the local county to goad them into the city where they'll buy burger king and get too fat to run around in the forest>Cavalry uniform for psychological warfareDunno about what firearm to bring to the woods though, thinking Glock for being the best handgun in general. What would you bring into the woods?
>>65398046>What would you bring into the woods?My goddamn balls. Skinwalkers are basically deer at this point, they're far more afraid of you than you are of them. Just wave your arms and yell. They'll leave you alone.
Net, yoke, and lots of sex toys
>>65398046>what weapons should one carry for skinwalkers?a hard dick
>>65398520How do I make my dick hard when I'm scared and frightened? What kind of training regime do you recommend?
>>65398537>What kind of training regime do you recommend?pay a hooker to jerk you off and every now and then pretend like shes gonna cut it off
>>65398046What a tasteful bush.
Condoms. Plan B. You don't wanna pay child support on a fucking rez just for a shot at that wendigussy, trust me.
>>65398647Bush or shrubbery?
>what weapons should one carry for skinwalkers?Quetiapine
>>65398046These kind of threads are complete shit. Can't talk about gun politics but we can have 5 "Wut should I bring to fight skinwalkers?!" or some reddit tier "Totally legit spoopy stories about me magdumping into the darkness of the woods and waddling back to my car at full speed." story thread.
>>65398520He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father
>>65398046My dick
>>65399193Are siggers getting raped in the woods at night? When their pistol negligently discharges, disturbing the local skin walker population which come out to rape the deer guest. Upon seeing the supernatural cock the sigger negligently discharges again,immidiately grasping their pistol but to avail, the Sig has jammed. The sigger takes a step back and feel something poking at their back, it's bigfoot. Upon realizing that sigger arms, unlike the garbage rod or AK owners, are too weak to fight back, the sigger screams throught the night as the cryptids do ass they please. Upon dawn the sigger waddles back to the Oldsmobile Delta 88 diesel it owns, as it fails to start a grin takes shape. The sigger will spend another day in the woods
>>65399891lol
>>65398520>speak softly but carry a hard dick
>>65398046copper frangible ammunitionreal ones know
